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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #200 on: March 02, 2009, 03:11:42 AM »
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus?!
(don't forget the ending quotation!)

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Yuri's ass was so luscious, that Yoona firmly grabbed that ass then took a bite.
During all this, Jessica asked her, “You know, Tiffany had her hands on my boobs?”
Yoona: “Now my turn!”
Jessica: “Get the KY!”
Yoona: “But wait Jessica, I forgot my Yuri isn’t allowed to see us naked because I’m not supposed to cheat on her.”
Then Tiffany appeared wearing a towel. She slowly started humming, while she teased the other girls, especially Jessica. The steams from Jessica’s red cheeks dazzled Taeyeon, who reached for her camera, to capture what she thought was Tiffany’s loving eyes that stared at the towel and at Jessica’s bare chest. Suddenly, she (TaeYeon) had a hand on her younger friend’s luscious assets.
After minutes, the ice cream that SooYoung carried melted, just like Sunny's heart when she saw that HyoYeon had brought her some delicious corn.
SooYoung: "What is this meeting about?"
TaeYeon: "Confetti, my dear. Or that's what I want it to bea bout"
All this time, Seohyeon was lurking; watching scrambled porn all by herself in the dorm.
SeoHyeon: "Oh my god!!! You unnis are so damn sexy in clogs and purple polka dots!"
Meanwhile, YoonA figured out that the maknae was going to bed. She then thought of making pudding pies with TaeYeon unni but TaeYeon was strangely aroused by the smell of Jessica's tuna salad, therefore distracting her.
SeoHyeon pleaded to join in on tasting Jessica's tuna which was filled with mayonnaise, but fell asleep before getting mud butt. The mud butt ended up being a direct result of bad food. So she swore that she'd try to eat less of Jessica's food (imagine seo swearing after she realizes everyone had mud butts the next morning). TaeYeon too was also quite sleepy, so she crawled purposely into Yoona's closet so that it'd be quieter.
Meanwhile, Sunny was eavesdropping on the conversation that Yuri was having with Jessica about hot nights with Tiffany.
Jessica: "I was so," started Jessica, but got distracted by Yoona who barged in on the make out SESH (session) between Yuri and Tama while Jessica watched in shock.
Tama then invited Yuri to her chamber of secrets. Yuri went inside and Yoona followed, but Jessica, unabashed, wasn't about to let Yoona have any 'strawberry pie'.
Jessica: "Yoona's young! She's allergic to 'oysters'!"
Yoona: "Whaaaaat?! Wet, yummy Yuri-- she's mine!" So Yoona grabbed Yuri's ass and Tama's boobs. "So you think Yuri is the only sexually mature one  ?"
Tama lovingly spanked Yoona's red rear, and proceeded to bite it gently. Yuri carefully presses the fart button and giggles while Tama turned 10 times to face the wall.
Meanwhile, Taeyeon began to wake up Tiffany, who had been sleepwalking in the bathroom. TaeYeon woke up (earlier) in a pile of clothing belonging to SooYoung. TaeYeon couldn't sleep so she decided to strip down which woke Tiffany as she saw her best friend so sweetly nude. But Tiff couldn't find her panties, "TaeYeon, did Junsu steal your panties from my dresser?"
TaeYeon: "Nope... Sev did."
Tiffany: "That weirdo again? We need to call the cops to cavity search that crazy fanboy." Tiffany called, but SeoHyeon woke before the police arrived.
SeoHyeon was very confused as to why her unnis were butt naked. SeoHyeon then stripped down to join until the cops finally stopped the panty thieves. Silence spread like the Sica affect in the room full of gerbils. Seohyeon stared, appalled at Tama's geekiness. An R-Kelly song played loudly when Yuri and Tama finished their rough Maple Story game.
Tama: "I need Jolt!!!" Tama yelled because she found Pikachu licking her butt.
Cop 1: "What's this ruckus?!

... XD

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #201 on: March 02, 2009, 07:36:40 AM »
...... You SICK SHITfuckaz!!"

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #202 on: March 02, 2009, 11:23:36 AM »
YoonA: -"Nothing officer, we're

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #203 on: March 03, 2009, 04:56:40 AM »
just wall-gazing!"

Continuing on my weird additions for now.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #204 on: March 03, 2009, 07:10:33 PM »
Taeyeon- "Stop looking at (insert text here) !"

^and you were saying the things I added were weird!

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #205 on: March 03, 2009, 09:51:34 PM »
my sexy body!"
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #206 on: March 03, 2009, 11:21:39 PM »
Tiffany couldn't stop.

I added weird things cause I didn't like the way things were going  :lol: Just wanted it to end there.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #207 on: March 05, 2009, 04:14:02 AM »
Jessica caught Tiffany's

altering story ftw! I know Jess is in the room with YoonYul and Tama mama, but let's just pretend it got too weird for her so she left. if someone wants to add that in the story line, feel free :D


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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #208 on: March 05, 2009, 11:02:49 AM »
boob in a
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #209 on: March 05, 2009, 09:09:25 PM »
drive by licking

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #210 on: March 06, 2009, 12:21:09 AM »
and Tiffany giggled

lol... drive-by licking...

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #211 on: March 06, 2009, 07:02:08 AM »
while sticking a

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #212 on: March 06, 2009, 09:41:47 AM »
a fresh corn

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #213 on: March 06, 2009, 11:22:30 AM »
cob between her

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #214 on: March 06, 2009, 10:44:49 PM »
two bare feet.

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #215 on: March 07, 2009, 06:11:16 AM »
Then, she starts

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #216 on: March 07, 2009, 10:19:38 AM »
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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #217 on: March 07, 2009, 12:03:40 PM »
WTF is this! XD



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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #218 on: March 07, 2009, 04:28:19 PM »
"This is SPARTA!" - from the distant voice

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Re: SNSD Three Word Story!!
« Reply #219 on: March 07, 2009, 07:26:16 PM »
Then along came

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