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« Reply #100 on: December 20, 2005, 11:45:47 PM »
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That is why it is wise for you to join The CHURCH OF RIKA


Amen, brother!!!  Rika is GOD.

By the way, I want to contribute to this topic by saying that all participants should return to their regularly scheduled programming.  You folks are looney tunes!

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« Reply #101 on: December 20, 2005, 11:46:56 PM »
You guys that aren't wanking are truly king among men.

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« Reply #102 on: December 21, 2005, 12:01:18 AM »
I'm a girl, does that make me a Queen? :D  



AND DON'T SAY IT'S NOT HARD FOR ME AT ALL WTF
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« Reply #103 on: December 21, 2005, 10:43:03 AM »
and so the count down begins...


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« Reply #104 on: December 21, 2005, 12:25:46 PM »
^  :twisted:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :ROFL

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Queen?
Mistress!  :bounce: the silent/cute are always the best...

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« Reply #105 on: December 21, 2005, 03:59:11 PM »
Kill 'em, ebc!!!! :w00t:  :w00t: :w00t:



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« Reply #106 on: December 21, 2005, 11:17:19 PM »
Day 14 - Same ol' bullshit
Only 9 days left!
I'm still master of my domain and I had no problems at all today  :)

ebc: dude, you ain't gonna get me, just give up already  :lol:

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« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2005, 11:52:37 PM »
Why don't you?
I just need to catch you at a weak time and POW!~!!

 :D

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« Reply #108 on: December 22, 2005, 10:32:31 PM »
Day 15 - One big downhill
After every easy day comes a hard one and today was the hardest day so far. Shit has finally turned real serious. Day 15 has been one big downhill. I couldn't sleep well and due to that I got a migraine attack. Despite the headache I have been horny as hell and for the first time ever I felt like I was gonna get blueballs. Even though I've been feeling pain in my groin area, I've still been wanting to do it so badly. The sleeping problems are also getting more frequent and I can't sleep more than 6 hours a night anymore.
I just feel so fucking shitty right now :evil:

The long list of symptoms I experienced today:
- sleeping problems
- migraine
- groin pain
- pain in testicles after every erection
- depression

Seriously, I'd rather be hungover  :(
Kids, NEVER try sexual abstinence. It will fuck you up way worse than wanking.

Lesson #10 - Disadvantages of sexual abstinence

Ill effects have not found to be associated with frequent ejaculation, and one study suggests that frequent ejaculation may lead to a lower risk of prostate cancer. Indeed, there have been numerous studies indicating that excessive repression of the sexual instinct leads to an increase in the overall level of aggression in a given society. For example, psychologist J.M. Prescott, in a cross-cultural investigation published in The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists (1975) found that societies forbidding premarital sex are plagued by acts of rage and tend to have higher rates of crime and violence. Prescott also found a link between sexual repression and aggression, insensitivity, criminal behavior, and a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies.

Proponents of abstinence often reply to this claim by stating that there is a difference between repression and transformation of the sex urge. They agree that repression, especially when involuntary, is not effective and may indeed lead to numerous psychological problems. They say that the sex energy should not be repressed but slowly transformed and purified. This must be a voluntary process and in order for it to be truly effective, must include abstinence from sexual thoughts as well as actions. Otherwise, the organism faces the stress of being excited by desire and at the same time prevented from fulfilling that desire. This is what may lead to an increase in aggression.

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« Reply #109 on: December 22, 2005, 10:40:06 PM »
...

Dude, if it's starting to affect your health, you should just wank o_O

If you still feel crappy tomorrow, W A N K!!!

And this is coming from the "ewww" girl!!!
LJ★  ~Rest in Peace marimari, Jabronisaur, ChrNo & Fushigidane

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« Reply #110 on: December 22, 2005, 10:46:04 PM »
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Day 15 - One big downhill...


As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place?  Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.

Out of curiosity, I've read articles were people have claimed to have had orgasms/discharges without having physically touched themselves. Hard to believe I know.  Anyway, assuming that it's possible, if this should happen to the people participating in this "endeavour", would that count as "wanking", or would you still be "in the game" so to speak?

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« Reply #111 on: December 22, 2005, 11:06:48 PM »
Dude, I think you should just pull it out and wank it, I know how you feel, I tried that once, not a pleasent experience after a few weeks.

Trust me, you'll feel better after all that backed up semen is out of your system :lol:

Now, go grab a dirty magazine and just wank it already....unless there's money riding on this :twisted:  :twisted: , but otherwise, just do it :lol:  :lol:  :jerk:  :jerk:  :jerk:  :jerk:

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« Reply #112 on: December 23, 2005, 10:05:59 AM »
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Day 15 - One big downhill
After every easy day comes a hard one and today was the hardest day so far. Shit has finally turned real serious. Day 15 has been one big downhill. I couldn't sleep well and due to that I got a migraine attack. Despite the headache I have been horny as hell and for the first time ever I felt like I was gonna get blueballs.


Oh man. You need to get a hobby. Trading cards? Go shoot some ball.

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... Prescott also found a link between sexual repression and aggression, insensitivity, criminal behavior, and a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies.


Two weeks later, no bans but almost 100 new users. Hmm...the softer side of Masa may be a good thing after all. then again, I like the evil Masa :lmao:




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As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place?  Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.


There was increase in the cat population. Bob Barker and friends were on to us.

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« Reply #113 on: December 23, 2005, 04:39:39 PM »
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As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place?  Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.


There was increase in the cat population. Bob Barker and friends were on to us.

 :P  You mean people weren't getting their pets spayed or nuetered? (shudders violently)

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« Reply #114 on: December 23, 2005, 05:01:38 PM »
masa seems to have it worst of us  :shock:  which is weird since flyp's been going for a week longer than the rest of us...

luckily, ive developed an ear infection or head cold of some sort and the pressure/pain in my ear is not really a big turn on. hurrah for physical disomfort and health ailments keeping me from playing with myself

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« Reply #115 on: December 23, 2005, 05:18:13 PM »
With masa's (almost) daily lessons, this has to be one of the most educational threads on the forum. :lol:

And I agree with Shi. If it's starting to affect your health, sod it and just do your thing.  :(

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« Reply #116 on: December 23, 2005, 10:16:16 PM »
Day 16 - Rollercoaster Ride
Thanks for your concern guys but it's not like I'm dying or anything. So don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Besides this project wouldn't be nearly as interesting if there was no drama  :lol:

Anyways today wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday. Sure I have been horny as hell but overall I have been feeling great and all the symptoms I had yesterday are gone. I have been busy with Chrismas stuff and I even spent one whole hour on decorating the Christmas tree :lol:
By the way, I fucking hate wrapping up presents, my packages look nothing like normal packages. Next year I'm gonna pay some school kids to do that shit for me :D
 
The good news: I can handle porn and all chicks.....
The bad news: .....except Rika, she's still driving me fucking nuts

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Two weeks later, no bans but almost 100 new users. Hmm...the softer side of Masa may be a good thing after all. then again, I like the evil Masa :lmao:

Yeah seriously what the fuck is going on. I was supposed to become aggressive and annoyed but I'm more pussy than ever :?

Lesson #11 - Male masturbation techniques :jerk:
Male masturbation techniques are also influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between circumcised and uncircumcised males, as some techniques which may work for one can often be quite painful for the other.

The most common technique is to simply hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft until orgasm is achieved. When uncircumcised, stimulation of the penis comes from the pumping of the foreskin up and down the length of the shaft, which usually uncovers and covers the head in the process. This gliding motion of the foreskin reduces friction. When circumcised, on the other hand, the stimulation is sometimes from direct contact with the hand. Many massage (with some using a personal lubricant to reduce friction) the glans, the rim thereof and the notched indent left over from the removal of the frenulum.

Another technique is to place the index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and move the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation. Another variation is to place fingers and thumbs on the penis as if playing a flute, and then shuttle them back and forth.

A less common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved. However, some clinicians have claimed that this is potentially harmful. Some people claim such masturbation may result in pain, irritation, or abrasion if performed too roughly. Other techniques include the use of an artificial vagina or simulacrum for masturbation. Many fondle their testicles, nipples or other parts of their body while masturbating. Some may use vibrators and other sexual devices more commonly associated with female masturbation.

The prostate gland is one of the organs that contributes fluid to semen. As the prostate is touch-sensitive, some directly stimulate it using a well-lubricated finger or dildo inserted through the anus into the rectum. Stimulating the prostate from outside, via pressure on the perineum, can be pleasurable as well.

Ejaculation of semen is sometimes controlled by wearing a condom or by ejaculating onto a tissue or other item. A controversial ejaculation control technique is to put pressure on the perineum, about half way between the scrotum and the anus, just before ejaculating. This can, however, redirect semen into the bladder and the technique may cause long term damage due to the pressure put on the nerves and blood vessels in the perineum. A dry orgasm is one that is reached by withholding ejaculation. Proponents of tantric sex say that this is a learnable skill that can shorten the refractory period. Drugs, such as prolactin inhibitors, may also shorten the refractory period for a male. An example of this is the prescription drug Dostinex.

Female techniques coming tomorrow

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« Reply #117 on: December 24, 2005, 10:35:11 AM »
Yeah, this project has showed Masa's feminine side. What's next dude? SMAPxSMAP forum? Helping old ladies build snowmen? Chronic wankers have it bad. 2006 can't cum soon enough.

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A less common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved.


That is wack. Fuck the technique, just grab it, stroke it, release it.

What's next dude, diagrams on how to build your own Cup-of-Noodle Wank machine?



The best method is to let the noodles sit for 15 minutes, then cut a hole the size of your dick and insert, enjoy  :jerk:  :jerk:

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« Reply #118 on: December 24, 2005, 11:36:27 AM »
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

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« Reply #119 on: December 24, 2005, 12:54:42 PM »
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?


What about food that were made to be played with? :lol:


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