OH WTF I wanted to do this

I'm getting home real late today so I say fuck this marketing/business/sales lesson and it's time to write something special for my boy.
Oppa, you know you my boy. This is your day,
THE DAY, so
let's 
make it special. Get crunk, not drunk

You work hard, it's time to fuckin' party hard. Over with the surriouss bidnezz, it's time for the monkey bidnezz. Ya feel me?
Now whip out that sando, take hold of the beer and skittles, and like Grand Masta BoA says, "BURN IT UP ON DIS HYPNOTIC DANCE FLO"

-Maria