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Gay penguin has change of heart
« on: July 19, 2009, 06:05:11 AM »
Gay penguin has change of heart

After six years together, the relationship between a pair of gay male penguins at San Francisco zoo is apparently over, with Harry leaving Pepper for another penguin - Linda.

The Los Angeles Times reported Friday (local time) that the relationship between Harry and Pepper, who lived side-by-side protecting eggs abandoned by other penguins, came to a shocking end when Harry moved into a neighbouring nest with recently-widowed Linda.

The development has sparked a variety of reactions in the blogosphere, where Linda has been called a "home wrecker" who "lives for her own happiness, no matter who gets hurt".

Harrison Edell, a curator of birds at the zoo, had a more pragmatic explanation, noting that Linda's recently-deceased partner was a leader of sorts among the small zoo penguin community, commanding not one but two nests.

"For penguins, real estate means a lot," Mr Edell told the Los Angeles Times, so "as far as penguins go, she was a pretty attractive prospect".

With Pepper rejoining the ranks of the single, Christian website OneNewsNow.com took the split as a sign that "nature prefers heterosexual relationships".

Others were more sympathetic to the bereft Pepper.

John, writing on The Frigging Loon blog, said he was "heartbroken" about the split and that he hopes Pepper "finds another male penguin that is 10 times hotter than Harry!".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/07/19/2629864.htm

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Re: Gay penguin has change of heart
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 06:14:10 AM »
Holy crap.

Between this, Wrestling midgets killed by 'fake prostitutes' & Ukraine bans porn…except for medical purposes news stories, 2009 is a weird year for news
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Re: Gay penguin has change of heart
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 12:30:08 PM »
What? Is this for real?! There's just so much in there that's hard to believe. One penguin being labelled as a homewrecker by humans. A Christian source saying this is proof that heterosexual relationships are ultimately right. It's just ripe for taking the piss out of these stupid people!

My favourite is the homewrecker comment. You can't apply human morals and decency to the animal kingdom. XD
« Last Edit: July 19, 2009, 05:20:14 PM by Tuffty »

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Re: Gay penguin has change of heart
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2009, 02:49:21 PM »
...XD I have no clue how to respond to this. Like stated above by Tuffty, I find it completely funny that humans are labeling the penguins of course, some Christian community had to say something about it. >_> But I think the comment about how Pepper needs to find a hotter male penguin was funny as hell :lol:
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Re: Gay penguin has change of heart
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 07:55:12 PM »
 :huhuh I got lost after the first paragraph...

Were they still talking about penguins?

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