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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #220 on: February 05, 2010, 02:21:31 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #221 on: February 05, 2010, 11:27:14 AM »
Chicks farting is hot.



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« Reply #222 on: February 05, 2010, 09:53:40 PM »

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« Reply #223 on: February 07, 2010, 10:10:34 PM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #224 on: February 08, 2010, 01:29:30 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #225 on: February 08, 2010, 02:46:56 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #226 on: February 09, 2010, 02:54:30 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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« Reply #227 on: February 10, 2010, 02:08:36 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #228 on: February 14, 2010, 12:08:32 PM »
The Man all Men worship, Guan Gong - as seen in John Woo's malebonding movie Red Cliff



a patriotic hero in the period of the three kingdoms of ancient China. He is now worshipped as a God of Justice & Honour Code by Policemen and Gangsters alike.



  • humanity (仁)
  • righteousness (義)
  • ritual obedience (禮)
  • wisdom (智)
  • loyalty (忠)
  • trust (信)

Guan Gong is most respected as the epitome of loyalty and righteousness (yee hay).



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« Reply #229 on: February 28, 2010, 08:36:38 PM »
 The Man Laws
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full resposibility of driving his frinds home)

5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.


13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really ****ty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E .. Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet.. or if a man is figuratively in a girls pants.. (or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violater of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. BEING GAY IS NOT ALLOWED... EVER, NO EXCEPTIONS. All gay "people" lose the title of man, and should never be referred to, in any context, as man.

26. All men must eat meat. A ****load of meat. If not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegitarian, or eat sick **** like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are seperated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.

30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another mans attempt at getting some tang. Lets just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result in the title Manbitch.

31. Every man should watch sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recomended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes.

33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as, Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Manbitch" from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you dont agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you and you should show them your support

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parents house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". and the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important then talking

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "its not their brand."

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you cant drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you cant drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.
56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Its understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless its to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is onlly acceptable on a man if its on gameday and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys night out. this is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, its not a sport.

66. If a large snake catches a man offguard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless its for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissable. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monicristo, CAO (Cade Mayo).

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined (Eric Gartenberg).

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet. (Boots Jones)

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bull****!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Man-hugs must involve a meeting of thumbs, into a handshake position, and a chest bump. Any man who durates a man-hug for more than 3 seconds is subject to review.

112. All men must stand while urinating. The only exceptions to this are if you ill and can't stand or you have no legs. Anyone that violates this will be demoted to Man Bitch and your gender will be questioned.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #230 on: March 01, 2010, 11:29:34 PM »
"No man shall send smiley faces to another man via email, chat, or text message. You might as well be sending “XOXO,” Nancy."
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #231 on: March 02, 2010, 03:41:10 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #232 on: March 12, 2010, 07:21:02 AM »
lol L covered just about everything. To me, one of the most important ones is "A real man's word is his bond" - you make a promise and live and die by it. Granted it might take me a while, but I will get it done!

And Family. REAL FAM as discussed in The Godfather: "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."


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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #233 on: March 15, 2010, 12:16:09 AM »
Man-Law: Top 15 things Women can say to Other Women that a Man could NEVER say to Another Man

15. …you see last week’s Desperate Housewives?!?!
Guiding Light, The Young and the Restless, General Hospital, and SATC are also unacceptable. As matter of fact if you even know what SATC stands for go do 50 push-ups, and a few laps around the block!

14. …can I borrow that outfit?
Rule #1. Guys don’t wear “outfits”. We wear shirts. We wear jeans. We wear suits. We wear shorts. We wear sweats. There are a lot of things that guys wear… “outfits” are NOT one of them. Being that we don’t wear them, you even asking another man this not only puts your masculinity in question, you indirectly question your boy's as well. Any subsequent punches in the mouth are well deserved.

13. …who does your hair?
Ok this is a stretch, since dudes get their hair “cut” not “done” but asking either way is a violation. History has shown us that men are notoriously territorial. Asking a man to share his barber is like asking him to share his girlfriend. That’s NOT the type of trouble you want on your hands.

12. …do I look fat in this?
You can’t be serious. Unlike women who are unrealistically critical of their own bodies, men are typically unscrupulously misled when it comes to our self-image. No matter what we look like we still think we are the Greek God in the room. Asking me if you look fat in something means you have female sensibilities and being that I don’t deal with overly sensitive women, I’d especially rather not deal with sensitivity from you.

11. …come with me to the bathroom.
You’re a grown man. Group restroom breaks stopped in grade school. Besides, women do this to talk about hot guys. We don’t need group restroom breaks for that. There is a word for it when we do it. It’s called “normal”.

10. …TURN THAT UP! THAT’S MY JAM!
Grown men don’t have “jams”. You’re allowed to like a song. You may even be allowed to love a song. But the very suggestion of telling someone to turn up “your jam” hints that you are about to start dancing/jiggin. And dancing in the exclusive presence of another man officially makes it a “date”. The situation get exponentially worse when Rihanna or Beyonce are on the radio. Which leads us to our next quote.

Imma a diva, Imma Imma a diva.

You know what… I’ll save this one for the next 10 unacceptable songs list.

and then there's the 5 way tie for 5th place.

T-5. …you better come over here and give me a hug!
There are only two legitimate reasons for a man to hug another man. One being the loss of a loved one. The other being at the beginning or close of an introduction or reunion with an old friend. Even then it should be a one arm hug from a distance. A two arm, piece to piece hug is a sword fight that no one wants to win.

T-5. …we can share the bed.
If you grew up in the country or were raised by your grandmother sleeping 5 to a bed is nothing new to you. But you are grown now. I don’t care if this bed is the only thing floating in the middle of the ocean. Two grown men should NEVER share the same bed. Yes this means no “head to foot”. Yes this means no “one on top, one under the covers”. In the event that only one bed is available figure out a method to designate who gets it but a “draw” is an unacceptable solution.

T-5. …your butt looks GREAT in those jeans.
As a man, you shouldn’t even be aware that another man even has a butt. The fact that you noticed puts you in direct violation!

T-5. …what exercises can I do to make my butt look better?
Now, realistically speaking who’s gayer? The person that asks this question or the person that answers?

T-5. …Ooo you smell good, what is that you’re wearing?
First of all, saying the word “Ooo” is grounds for termination alone. Complimenting another man, especially his scent, is a slippery slope. Even if you are only asking so you can procure said cologne at a later time its best to just memorize the smell and google it when you get home. I’m not entirely sure how you do that, but I figure it has to be similar to elementary school when you didn’t know how to spell a word and your teacher/mom made you look it up in the dictionary. Now that I mention it, “memorizing” another man’s smell is questionable as well… Just forget it and move on.

4. ...you look cute today.
The minimum sentence for a statement like this is a punch in the mouth, with a maximum sentence that includes and should not exceed a termination of contract that binds the friendship. While this could have easily been number one on the list, the next few involve some sort of touching which in turn makes them higher ranking offenses.

3. …can I borrow your chapstick.
This involves indirect lip contact. Besides, applying chapstick is much like drinking out of a straw, or getting an eyelash out of your eye, or giving another man head, there’s no masculine way to do it. Hey, I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

2. …can you put lotion/sunscreen on my back?
Again a question like this puts you and your buddy in a position that neither of you want to be in. Either you’ll be getting beat up or playing naked Twister in the living room next Friday night. It’s a bad look either way.

1. …zip me up.
In terms of pants, this would involve direct penal contact, so it’s obvious why this made the top spot on the list. Is there any other case of a guy wearing a zipper that’s not a jacket or pants? I don’t care if you’re Mickey Mouse at DisneyWorld. You better figure out a way to zip your own costume with those over sized gloves or you run the risk of receiving a throat punch the likes of which hasn't been seen on earth in a very long time.  And NO ONE wants that.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #234 on: March 22, 2010, 10:26:58 AM »
THE WORLD IS YOURS!!


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« Reply #235 on: April 05, 2010, 02:32:21 AM »
Looks like there's a sausagefest going on in my territory. When did that one happen?  :smhid
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #236 on: April 10, 2010, 03:23:11 AM »
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #237 on: April 29, 2010, 08:55:15 AM »
Moog showed me this, I agree. Should take back these Hongers "Men" mancards!


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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #238 on: April 29, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »
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Re: JPHiP Man Cave - The Ultimate Malebonding Thread!!
« Reply #239 on: June 05, 2010, 11:44:25 AM »
"This table is MANTASTIC."



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