For those of us who didn't make the NHL, there's
The Third String Goalie Hockey Name Generator! I like in particular how it lets you choose what nationality you want to be.
With "JFC":
Canadian - Johnny "Flash" McDonald
Finnish - Juha Ruotsalainen
French-Canadian - Jean "Le Magiciene" Bouchard
Russian - Sergei "The Hammer" Volchenkov
Swedish - Johan "Korpen" Gustafsson
With my real name:
Canadian - Johnny "Flash" McDonald (can't help but wonder why I got the same name for this one)
Finnish - Antti Jokinen
French-Canadian - Georges "Le Taureau" Perreault
Russian - Boris "The Mad Russian" Petrov
Swedish - Jonas Arvedson