Author Topic: JPH!P Testimonials (Read 26289 times)

frblckstr1 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2005, 07:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Ron Shaft

We were created because we needed a place to post Shining Musume and the rest of our porn stash.

P0rn

here

where :scratch

TheQuickening · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2005, 10:28:29 PM »

In case some people didn't get the message: This is THE BEST FUCKING FORUM EVER!!!

It's the only forum that I make a point to visit as often as I can, whenever time/life permits (I try for at least once a day). It's also the one in which I probably post the most (in terms of how often I post). With the other forums I go on (which is not that often, to be honest), I mostly read what the other guys post. I usually don't find forums that interesting so I only post (maybe) once a week. But here, I usually make at least a half dozen posts per visit among the various threads.

I think on the regular JPM forum, I've only posted, at the most, 3-5 times in the last month and a half. And the only threads there that I regularly visit are the Momosu ones, and once in a while the K-Bar.

aspenx · « **Reply #22 on:** March 19, 2005, 05:41:28 AM »

i like the variety of topics.

daigong · « **Reply #23 on:** March 19, 2005, 07:05:30 AM »

Quote from: Ron Shaft

Quote from: Masashi
Quote from: Ruroshin
I wonder if it'll become another mm-bbs but naughtier.
We are trying to avoid that. I can promise you that we will never start flaming newbies just because they're newbies.
The difference between us and MM-BBS (and practically every other fucking Jpop forum on the net these days) is that we don't have anything against JPM.

WORD. I've pretty much stayed "loyal" to JPM for almost 3 years yet the more I'd openly express fandom, the more I'd hear "Lesbians again!?" Well, yes dumbass. Lesbianism ranks as the male's #1 fantasy. If not for sex. Then we would all be extinct. Thus, JPM-XXX was created as an alternate dimension where we all let loose and be what we all are...rabid perverted fans. All our favorite curse words wouldn't end up as b***** or a-hole. There would be no second thoughts in having to wonder if someone is going to bring the

or

because we forgot Rika was not 4'8" but 5'0" and even if they did say that, we'd say "fuck you" and no one would cry cuz it was all cool. THAT mighta scared some people who were unfamiliar with us...

Isn't it funny how we just came up with this overnight? Out of the blue. I say give yourself a tongue!!

Quote

...it would have been B R U T A L I Z E D )

That needs to go into the FAQ also as who said it first.

A Rika v Yossi Fans Showdown would be fuckin hilarious. A thread of crack backs and smacks. Or an annual showdown of insulting your most hated H!P member. And the ones with the best "takes" get judged and prized. The possibilities are endless.

Here's something CHEESY: A Big Thanks to YOU the perverted members who joined and are postwhoring like a sumbitch. Without you guys - it would be just be a couple of horny guys

in cyberspace.

A forum is only as good as its members as I've seen the peeps come and go @ JPM. Only the most twisted and sickest people need apply.

And another HUZZAHH!! 200 Members!!

SO...Have we recruited all the "cool" peoples from the other forums yet? Who is missing?

aspenx · « **Reply #24 on:** March 19, 2005, 08:11:47 AM »

recruiting ppl from the other forums? guess i'm one of them. am a regular at the d.a.m.n forum. then i got to hiroayu's idol scan forum. and THEN i saw daigong's sig.

oh my...i still have plenty more posts before i can gain access to the good stuff eh? bummer..

maliciel · « **Reply #25 on:** March 19, 2005, 08:14:17 AM »

Just post in the stickied thread up tehre.

And is there a JPMXXX irc chan yet? o_o

Masa · « **Reply #26 on:** March 19, 2005, 08:26:53 AM »

Quote from: Maliciel

Just post in the stickied thread up tehre.

And is there a JPMXXX irc chan yet? o_o

Not yet.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #27 on:** March 19, 2005, 11:07:47 PM »

200 members? Damn that was fast!!! Just goes to show, when you provide a good product/service, people will go OUT OF THEIR WAY to find YOU!!!

street bastard · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2005, 02:31:35 AM »

I've been here a whole couple hours. It's just another forum, once you've been to one you've been to most. At least here if some asshole is being tender I ain't gotta deal with it! Cause I ain't the mod!

daigong · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2005, 03:26:53 AM »

You finally fuckin made it sb. Here's your flag :bs:

Quote from: street bastard

I've been here a whole couple hours. It's just another forum, once you've been to one you've been to most.

LOL. You'll learn soon enough!

street bastard · « **Reply #30 on:** March 20, 2005, 03:30:53 AM »

Quote from: daigong

LOL. You'll learn soon enough!

...well, it IS the 3rd perviest forum I've ever been to...

Sayange · « **Reply #31 on:** March 20, 2005, 03:32:10 AM »

Quote from: street bastard

Quote from: daigong
LOL. You'll learn soon enough!

...well, it IS the 3rd perviest forum I've ever been to...

oh SB! Hellcome!

oldboy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 20, 2005, 10:08:50 AM »

Over at the JPM forums I used to think you Piehole people where all pervs. Well, now that i've had some time to visit these forums and read some posts i've come to the conclusion that you all are indeed pervs.

Just kiddin.

reine · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2005, 02:58:06 PM »

I

alot more since i found this place; H!P fakes rulezz
which is a good thing, masturbation is healthy ^.^
I just have to thank you guys for that

Sexy Beam · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2005, 04:48:24 PM »

Quote from: Masashi

Our board has been online for almost 4 weeks so i guess it's time to ask you guys what do you think about JPM-XXX. Have we ruined your life? Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku? Am i the coolest guy ever? Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up? Just spill it out and tell me what ya think.
And remember to be honest
(if you diss our board you will get banned forever )

And yes, this thread was made only because i wanted an ego boost. So ass kissing is appreciated

Have we ruined your life? How could it possibly do that? PR0N! Hello!

Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku? Daigong is a cool cat and I am in int4rw3bz love with Son Goku.

Am i the coolest guy ever? You're one of the coolest dudes ever. ^_~

Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up? A bit of both, actually.

I love this board. ^______^

Sexy Beam · « **Reply #35 on:** March 20, 2005, 05:14:43 PM »

Quote from: Son Goku

Quote from: Sekushii Biimu
I am in int4rw3bz love with Son Goku.

Asuka...my int4rw3bz boo

You rock.

Thimas X · « **Reply #36 on:** March 20, 2005, 05:21:16 PM »

Quote from: reine

which is a good thing, masturbation is healthy ^.^

How is it healthy? It keeps you active?

Gimme Dem Junks · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2005, 06:49:56 PM »

This board is awesome because without it I would've had to drunk post on JPM. That wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.

Because I would've been like "OMG EVERYBODY'S A D****BAG!!! C*** SUCKER!! W**RE!! F*********!!!JI TGLljvbfs0935uj TL:Gmaljo[wsaih"

And goajs and like...510MAKI would've been like "wtf? maki goto." I would get brutalized like omg.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #38 on:** March 21, 2005, 08:32:30 PM »

Quote from: oldboy

Over at the JPM forums I used to think you Piehole people where all pervs. Well, now that i've had some time to visit these forums and read some posts i've come to the conclusion that you all are indeed pervs.

DAMN RIGHT!!! And we'e DAMN FUCKIN proud of it too!!!

shirenuファクトリー · « **Reply #39 on:** March 21, 2005, 08:38:38 PM »

Quote from: Gimme Dem Junks

And goajs and like...510MAKI would've been like "wtf? maki goto."

!!