JPH!P Testimonials

[Jupiter*]

This place ROcks!
i was just passing by and i think ill stick around!
ive been to some Morning musume and Jpop forums and shit
but all were like:   Oh cute and Oh cute....screw that  ! Show me some boobs and ass  
also everyone here is so perv !    i feel like home hahaha
no 1 forum!

[MochaNutz]

Q-Have we ruined your life?
A-Just got here.  I know Masa from another place though.  Him and Waso (does he post here too?) already corrupted my mind with H!P beforehand

Q-Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku?
A-Nah, they cool like dat!

Q-Am i the coolest guy ever?
A-Masa is dope!  He's the MICHAEL CHIKLIS/Vic Mackey of Finland!

Q-Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up?  
A-Now I know what girls like, and knowing is half the battle!    Thanks JPM-XXX!

[kraygk]

Over at the JPM forums I used to think you Piehole people where all pervs. Well, now that i've had some time to visit these forums and read some posts i've come to the conclusion that you all are indeed pervs.  

Just kiddin.

Well i object to that!  I do find wierd shit on the internet and feel the compulsion to post them, but i def dont go and masturbate to this stuff.  But being a pervert is all good cuz sex is above all not just fun but fucking hillarious.  This board rocks cuz people realize that, its not just about being horny and a perv its about cracking stupid jokes at the expense of no one!   And sad seeing as i have a hard to making a comment about alot of these posts except wtf (man sb's post about fucking rika made me slightly afraid for the human race wohoo though he fogot mungering) i have failed to become a post whore.  I really just post here cuz all the other rika fans are doing it!

[daigong]

lol. Now that's brand recognition that Piehole equals perversion.

I really just post here cuz all the other rika fans are doing it!

Right on!! We Rika fans need to stick together - we're so limited in numbers  and did we bring you out of retirement or was it the anti-Rika fans?

[Carrie]

-Have we ruined your life? . . . . Hmmm . . . No
-Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku? Of course not!
-Am i the coolest guy ever? . . . Of course
-Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up? I don't think it's made me more popular with anyone, but that's not the point I don't think I've become a bigger loser either  

[shirenuファクトリー]

Hey lol Masashi, I'm your fangirl again

[Redturtle]

WAAH! Fuck me for never checking this part of the forum!!


Have we ruined your life?
It's ruined already.


Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku?
I'd only kill Yossi haters.  

Am i the coolest guy ever?
YOSSI HATER! KILLS!!:satan:

Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up?
What? I'm always popular with girls. Some thought I'm a lesbian. :evil:

Seriously, I love this forum. My last porn I watched before joining was like 2 years ago, and for some reason I never read Shining Musume before.  

[bloddyaxe]

This website/forum/something has changed my life for the better.
In the days of yore, when there were no cars or houses, there was no internet.
Then JPM-XXX forum came and changed the lifes for untold billions, many of them unbeknowst.
A beacon in ages of darkness and infernal phantoms... Maybe I'm lying slightly.

No no probably not!

Its very likely the best forum inside the internets!  
At least its far easier to find pictyurs of MMs here than going to Nihon and hunt them down there to take pictyures. Probably cheaper than buying a camera. Or at least something.

Yes my life far better off with this site, and it hasn't ruined it yet. Maybe later. On the other hand my wife isn't better off, but that is mostly because I haven't got one.

[daigong]

*bump*

Yeah. I think Masa deserves to give himself a big TONGUE for hustling all this shit and pimping JPM-XXX like it was the best thing since ribbed condoms. Oh wait. It is. And then some.

[Asmodai]

While since I've actually noticed this now due to the amazing necromantic skills on Daigong (sort of like a sentai hero - Go Supreme Neon Task Force Thread Necromancy Dragon Ranger! - )

Q. Have we ruined your life?

No, it was pretty odd to begin with.

Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku?

Today's Homicidal Threat Level is Blue.

Am i the coolest guy ever?

No, Mr. T is. You could be Mr. T's nearly as cool sidekick though.

Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up?

Well, I'm still technically single, but I've been flirting a lot with a cute Korean girl in the CompSci department, so yes, it has made me more popular with the girls... at least until she finds out where I'm posting.  

[Universus]

i like this place i have being posting more here than in any other forum
your exclusives pieholeros stuff rulz keep the good work
and masa, daigong, and the shirenu goddess own the forum!

[ushi]

I think this is a good place to get away with talking shit about peop... Hello! Project oriented injustices.

[Roary]

I hasnt ruined my life, but I'm getting addicted to Shirenus sig.

Nacchi just keeps on dancing and I'm like "oooh!! look at it go and go and go, she never gets tired to dancing that little chicken dance"

But I got to admit its building up nicely and firmly
Thumbs up Masa

[Chatin]

Ruined my life?  Not yet.  Masa and the others have to try harder. :p

Do I want to kill daigong or Son Goku?  So far they've been nice enough.  Their "script" for a H!O show might change that though.  Depends in what they write.

Am I the coolest guy ever?  ...  this is what I get for copying someone else's response.  I dont' get the context of this.. if we are talking about MAsa... then.. HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GLARE*

Has JPM-XX made me more popular with the girls, or did I become an even bigger loser after I signed up?  Well I made some new fangirl friends out of DJB, shirenu,and some others... so I am pretty confident in my chick finding skillzzzzz.

[Asmodai]

I was playing around with sloganizer, and it spit out the following:

«Masa, the secret of women.»

It seemed to funny not to post somewhere.

[mikitty]

*ass kisses* ( ^3^)~~~~*chu

[Katchoo]

I like this forum. Posting is more comfortable than at bigger fourms like the other JPM. This place doesn't have a huge elite clique that governs everthing and makes trying to get your opinion across impossible... or maybe it does and I just don't know it yet

cheers  

[Jabronisaur]

Well I haven't been here that long, and I only know a few people, but I have to say...."THIS HOUSE IS FREAKIN'  SWEET!!"... I mean the porn alone is worth the trip, but to to be able to say what you're really thinking about an H!P member , without having to watch your back or step on eggshells is priceless...thanks for that!!
Have we ruined your life?  I think I have to have one to ruin first.
Do you want to kill daigong or Son "I change my name every week" Goku?  Are you kidding? Daigong's appreciation for the female backside is life-altering!
Am i the coolest guy ever? [ass kiss]You are the best thing to happen to forums since pic support[/ass kiss]
 Has JPM-XXX made you more popular with girls or did you become even bigger loser after you signed up?
 Bigger loser? I don't even know if that's possible.

But all seriousness aside...you guys have done a great thing here...much appreciated! Now excuse me I have more porn to check out...

[light_hikari]

OMG JPM-XXX <3

OMG MASA, DAIGONG AND SON GOKU <3

/ass kiss

[auroragb]

Also, did i mention that JPM-XXX saved me hundreds on car insurance

... Which promptly went to my doctor for my tennis elbow due to        :hehe: