RIKA JESUS OH SHIT.
Day 1Survived the first day. No internet!! NO JPH!P

Luckily there was NBA and homies came over and manlaw states no watching porn with other men. Good hard sweaty Lakers destroyin the Hornets kept the urges down but homies left and Victoria Secret Show was on RIGHT after. Good FuCKING LORD. Alessandra, Doutzen, Kylie....luckily Fergie was singing in her green dress thus kiling all boners but I couldn't take any chances and went out to shovel the snow (all 2 mm of it) at 11:30 pm.
Day 2I dunno. I just see Rika Previews and I'm going to burst. That is the greatest ass ever...........EVER!!!!!!!!! Why are you so kind/cruel to me LORD OH MIGHTY, FOUNDER OF THE ASSS
I never prepped. No last wank, forgot all about cuz I was running around doing errands. I'm fucked. I'll do my best and talk to the sausagefest in the IRC.