Over Teh BIG FLIRT's Rainbow ~ JPHiP's 'Unique' Members ~ LE XD Up7 2/23

[kRisZ]

This is a story revolving around some HP fanatics. And will be brought to you by some of the 'wicked cool' and 'crazy' writers of HP Fanfic Thread, who also happen to be the cast of characters  


Over The BIG FLIRT’s Rainbow


Cast of Characters

amEthystx
A.K.A.  ~ Teh Bishop NI

rndmnwierd
A.K.A.  ~ rnd-sama

pretend_2besome1
A.K.A.  ~ C

alwaysYou
A.K.A.  ~ S!hu!, AABatt, AA

Treykun
A.K.A.  ~ Trey-trey

badsaints
A.K.A.  ~ The Granny

Everyone
A.K.A.  ~ You






Just sit back, grab some popcorn and soda, relax and enjoy the roller coaster ride    But please don't hold your hopes that high  





Up1



Standing in the middle of the supposed living room, she looked around the small house. Dusting her slender hands, she let out a loud sigh. It was bare and dusty. The ceiling needed some repairs, it had holes and looked dirty and repainting really is a must.


Taking a few steps to the right, she found the kitchen. And the first thing that caught her eyes inside was the empty cupboards which poorly hung open on dragging rusty hinges. She moved forward to further inspect the room, and stretched her right leg a little to avoid the floor’s hole. The sink did not look good as well, it needed replacement.


Stepping out from the kitchen, she continued and headed to the room she treated as her sanctuary, the bedroom. She turned the doorknob and opened the door a little. Protruding her head, she peeked before opening the door wide to have a better look at it. Just like the living room’s condition it needed some repainting though the wall and ceiling looked fine and practicable for use.


After examining the entire house, she stepped out and locked the door. Standing at the porch for a moment, she scanned her eyes and watched the beauty of the wide green meadow that’s situated in front of her new bought house in awe.


Prior to her arrival in this small town, she had everything at her old place. Being the only child of a very rich and powerful family in her area, everything was at her own grasp, luxury cars, motorcycles, yacht, helicopter, spacious expensive houses with state of the art appliances and high-tech gadgets. You name it, she had it.  


Facing the sky, she slowly closed her eyes. “Yosh! I can do this” with vigor she took a mouthful of fresh air before stepping down and taking her helmet from her parked motorcycle. She started the engine, destination – her rented hotel room. Slowly twisting the throttle of her Ducati "Cucciolo" 1950, Bishop Ni smiled and off she goes.






  Very short, I was kinda busy  


@Bishop NI ~ It still is a Ducati  

[FaqU]

With a cast like that, can I expect perviness???  This will be interesting

[amEthystx]

@Bishop NI ~ It still is a Ducati 

.......................................................


Ducati "Cucciolo" 1950


NO! It has to be the NEW Ducati 1198R Corse!

*pouts*

but anyway.. it's kinda cute to ride on such cute ancient bike too.. haha.. probably it can nab attention better than the superbike...

But I still prefer to date Girl around with that superbike   I'm afraid the old bike might break down halfway! 

 

[Hart]

Interesting. Very interesting.

Will there be any special guest appearances in this story?

[badsaints]

@Bishop NI ~ It still is a Ducati 

.......................................................


Ducati "Cucciolo" 1950


NO! It has to be the NEW Ducati 1198R Corse!

*pouts*

What if it's the red or black bike like the one we saw the other day?

[amEthystx]

^That will do just as fine as well The one we saw was probably Ducati 848.. It's a superbike too haha.. Y? Does that bike look bad!?

[Treykun]

Ducati "Cucciolo" 1950

WTF??? Even if it's still a ducati...

...................

No, no, no... This is better----->

Ducati "Cucciolo" 1950


NO! It has to be the NEW Ducati 1198R Corse!

BUT!!! If the bishop has a ducati, then I want... no, I DEMAND, a Ducati Streetfighter S... 

[pretend_2besome1]

 

So how this work exactly, K? Like YTTC?

high-tech gadgets

Out of all things, I definitely envy Bishop for this

[kRisZ]

@FaqU

With a cast like that, can I expect perviness???   This will be interesting

@Bishop NI

NO! It has to be the NEW Ducati 1198R Corse!

*pouts*

but anyway.. it's kinda cute to ride on such cute ancient bike too.. haha.. probably it can nab attention better than the superbike...

But I still prefer to date Girl around with that superbike  I'm afraid the old bike might break down halfway!  

That would be very lovely to witness  



@Hart

Interesting. Very interesting.

It's   but   at the same time  

Will there be any special guest appearances in this story?

@baddie

What if it's the red or black bike like the one we saw the other day?

You love bikes too?



@Trey-trey

WTF??? Even if it's still a ducati...

...................

No, no, no... This is better----->

BUT!!! If the bishop has a ducati, then I want... no, I DEMAND, a Ducati Streetfighter S...  

What's with the bike anyway, it can make your skin burn.  



@C

close your mouth C  

So how this work exactly, K? Like YTTC?

That was the plan right? Or you want me to do all the work and be  

Out of all things, I definitely envy Bishop for this

lol


  


amEthystx
A.K.A.  ~ Teh Bishop NI

alwaysYou
A.K.A.  ~ S!hu!, AABatt, AA





UP2



Bishop NI was driving her bike at 20 kilometer per hour. She watched in awe at the surrounding landscape of her new hometown. She’s enjoying the natural greenery and savoring the town’s clean fresh air. Unlike her old noisy and polluted hometown, here looked peaceful and fresh. Her stay in this new surrounding will definitely be a challenging one but she’s very determined to make her stay extremely worthwhile.


She was relishing every second of her drive, awing at every scenic view she came across, until one object caught her attention. A girl was pedaling a bicycle ahead of her. At first it was smooth and then it was in a wobbling motion. It was only a fraction of minute when the girl’s big carrots and big radish flew from her bicycle basket and they landed on the graveled ground. Just like her vegetables, the girl met the uneven ground with a dull thud. The girl winced in pain whilst holding her left knee.


Bishop NI stopped and parked her bike at the road’s shoulder. Half running and half walking she moved toward the long black haired woman who was still sitting on the un-cemented road.


“Are you okay?” Bishop NI asked with concern, reluctant to get closer, afraid that she’d scare the girl away by appearing all of the sudden.


The teary eyed girl looked incredibly beautiful when she swiftly turned her face toward the standing Bishop NI. Her angelic face looked so helpless at her current state. With a lone tear falling down her rosy cheek, her mouth opened slightly as she was stunned by the sudden appearance. She wasn’t expecting someone to be in this remote area, let alone a stranger.


Bishop NI shifted her feet restlessly when the injured woman didn’t speak. She was about to leave when the girl looked down and removed her hands from her injured knee, revealing a blooded wound. Right at that instant Bishop NI kneeled down and fished something from her pocket.


“Is it deep?” Bishop NI asked but no answer was received. She unfolded her hanky while examining the injured area. To ease the pain Bishop Ni was blowing on the wound a little before she started to clean it by wiping the blood with her hanky. The long haired girl winced again when the hanky touched her injury and so Bishop NI blew on it again. After partially cleaning the wound, she wrapped it with the same hanky. The long haired girl was speechless but didn’t contradict Bishop NI’s action. She knew it will make the blood stop. All she did was watch her savior’s facial expression while completing her task and it was definitely a cute sight.


“Can you stand?” again no reply was received.


“Here, let me help you” Bishop NI stood up and extended her hand. At first the girl was reluctant to grab Bishop NI’s hand but did so after a short while.


The long haired girl bowed when she was already on her two feet. Her sweet scented hair obeyed the law of gravity along with the necklace she’s wearing. The necklace swayed, making Bishop NI stare at it intensely. It had a nice pendant, an ‘AABatt’ designed pendant.


 After her bow, she picked her vegetable on the ground one by one and put them again inside her bike’s basket. She took one last look at her rescuer and gave out a sweet smile before pedaling again.


“Wait! What is your name?” Bishop NI shouted making the girl halt and look back at the head scratching Bishop NI. Her smile was still there. Instead of opening her mouth for a reply, she lifted her left hand and pointed a finger on her worn pendant and she pedaled again.


“AABatt” Bishop NI whispered “Weird but nice” she continued while wearing a goofy smile and a blush slowly crept on her cute and charming face.


"I think I’m gonna love it here”




 

[Hart]

“I think I’m gonna love it here”

You took the words right out of my mouth, Fictional-Bishop NI. 

Would someone care to explain to me why AA is not talking?

Who's the next character that is gonna make an appearance?

[alwaysYou]

LOL!!!
am i mute here?LOL

so mean, i dont need to reply anything!!!!
since i use my smile and hand sign..

“Weird but nice”

definitely WEIRD!!

and AABatt, i keep link it to battery..

Would someone care to explain to me why AA is not talking?

she have big tongue
Pa...Pa..Pain~
 
or maybe to kR
she gonna make AA a person who is only beautiful in the outer yet when speak or what, it's sux..right?
dont forget, kR is EBIL

@kR: calling you back as kR, cause when you pout, you are just too cute 
you know what i mean 

[kRisZ]

Hart

You took the words right out of my mouth, Fictional-Bishop NI. 

Would someone care to explain to me why AA is not talking?

I like how your mind works 

Who's the next character that is gonna make an appearance?

Actually there's a small part that I deleted, after that last sentence. Will be up in the next update  who? secret   



AABatt

LOL!!!
am i mute here?LOL

OMG  How did you know? 

so mean, i dont need to reply anything!!!!
since i use my smile and hand sign..

is that a good thing?     

definitely WEIRD!!

   

and AABatt, i keep link it to battery..

   

Would someone care to explain to me why AA is not talking?

she have big tongue
Pa...Pa..Pain~
 

lol

or maybe to kR
she gonna make AA a person who is only beautiful in the outer yet when speak or what, it's sux..right?

OMG Nice idea 

dont forget, kR is EBIL

@kR: calling you back as kR, cause when you pout, you are just too cute 
you know what i mean 

[Hart]

or maybe to kR
she gonna make AA a person who is only beautiful in the outer yet when speak or what, it's sux..right?

OMG Nice idea 

Here's what I was thinking: Maybe AA suffered from a traumatic and horrific event before the story. My guess would be a certain grannie did something to her. Or.......she saw a certain cousin's hairy legs and was completely shocked upon seeing them that she lost her voice from that moment on. 

dont forget, kR is EBIL

Awww *pats K's back*
Would it make you feel better if I ask you to make this pair suffer more than you had originally planned to do? 

[alwaysYou]

she saw a certain cousin's hairy legs and was completely shocked upon seeing them that she lost her voice from that moment on.

what a good idea..LOL!!!
 

Would it make you feel better if I ask you to make this pair suffer more than you had originally planned to do?

kR, is Hart your family member?
both are EBIL

but somehow, i have the feeling tooo..LOL..
i dont think i and darling will have a good time here..

[pretend_2besome1]

@ K

close your mouth C  

*covers mouth*

That was the plan right? Or you want me to do all the work and be  

So we’re writing our own part or what? (Isn’t that gonna be weird if we do?)

I love Bishop and AA meeting 

But then “AABatt” turned it into an instant 


@ Hart

Here's what I was thinking: Maybe AA suffered from a traumatic and horrific event before the story. My guess would be a certain grannie did something to her. Or.......she saw a certain cousin's hairy legs and was completely shocked upon seeing them that she lost her voice from that moment on. 

Awww *pats K's back*
Would it make you feel better if I ask you to make this pair suffer more than you had originally planned to do? 

Another ebil , you must have been proud K


@ AA

i dont think i and darling will have a good time here..

I'm sensing the road to love is never smooth part coming

[amEthystx]

20 kilometer per hour

20km/hr!?

A girl was pedaling a bicycle ahead of her

- Probably Girl might be pedaling faster than my "Ducati"

The girl winced in pain whilst holding her left knee.

The teary eyed girl looked incredibly beautiful when she swiftly turned her face toward the standing Bishop NI.

- 

She was about to leave

- I wouldn't do that

removed her hands from her injured knee, revealing a blooded wound.

- The reason why i'm going to sign up for first aid courses

an ‘AABatt’ designed pendant

Hey Girl,

am i mute here?LOL

- i took a pic of a hand sign but................. *shy*

i dont think i and darling will have a good time here..

But we are having great times outside 

[Treykun]

What's with the bike anyway, it can make your skin burn.

............................................. *Remembering what happens to me when I'm exposed to the sun more than 5 minutes* ..................................

..............................................................................................

Nope, now I don't want it...

*READS*

S!hu! doesn't talk at all?!?!?!?!

It had a nice pendant, an ‘AABatt’ designed pendant.

she saw a certain cousin's hairy legs and was completely shocked upon seeing them that she lost her voice from that moment on. 

..............................  ...........................

Now that I was forgetting this............

[kRisZ]

Hart

Here's what I was thinking: Maybe AA suffered from a traumatic and horrific event before the story. My guess would be a certain grannie did something to her. Or.......she saw a certain cousin's hairy legs and was completely shocked upon seeing them that she lost her voice from that moment on.  

OMG      

Awww *pats K's back*
Would it make you feel better if I ask you to make this pair suffer more than you had originally planned to do?  

   



AABatt

what a good idea..LOL!!!
 

kR, is Hart your family member?
both are EBIL

but somehow, i have the feeling tooo..LOL..

Maybe we are also blood related  

i dont think i and darling will have a good time here..

I'm not that sure  


C

*covers mouth*

Good girl  

So we’re writing our own part or what? (Isn’t that gonna be weird if we do?)

We can write ours or someone's character, just like what I'm doing.     It's fun  
But then our updates might clash... suggestions?  

I love Bishop and AA meeting  

Yeah?   But the flirt was still hidden... actually, I forgot her character's flirt  

But then “AABatt” turned it into an instant  

Another ebil , you must have been proud K

Ummm no comment  

I'm sensing the road to love is never smooth part coming

   



Bishop NI

20km/hr!?

It was 10 originally  

- Probably Girl might be pedaling faster than my "Ducati"

   

- I wouldn't do that

- The reason why i'm going to sign up for first aid courses

Yay!  

- i took a pic of a hand sign but................. *shy*

 Post it    Post it    

But we are having great times outside  

Trey-trey

............................................. *Remembering what happens to me when I'm exposed to the sun more than 5 minutes* ..................................

..............................................................................................

Nope, now I don't want it...

     But you own a bike too right? Do you cover yourself like a mummy to not get exposed  

S!hu! doesn't talk at all?!?!?!?!

 

..............................   ...........................

Now that I was forgetting this............

 oopps sorry  





amEthystx
A.K.A.  ~ Teh Bishop NI

badsaints
A.K.A  ~ The Granny, The Walking Stick Owner

Treykun
A.K.A.  ~ Trey-trey

HartAKL85
A.K.A.  ~ Hart




UP3

Bishop NI was standing still on the graveled road. Wearing her goofy smile whilst looking at the horizon, she definitely looked like a not so sane individual. Lost in her own little world, she giggled and sighed. Reliving her last encounter, she clasped her hands in uttered joy, that’s when a 2009 Ducati Street fighter S zoom passed her, driven by a kinda hunchback looking woman in orange suit.


Bishop NI’s glossy-black mohawk styled hair turned gray in an instant as a windstorm of dust violently whirled behind the whooshing superbike. Seemed fate wasn’t satisfied with the output, a flying walking stick from the disappearing bike landed on her now flattened mohawk hair.


Meanwhile, a couple of miles from Bishop NI’s location, a young man holding a fishing rod in his right hand and a picnic basket in his left was enthusiastically waiting for someone at the side of the road. He wore a short shorts displaying his long hairy legs and he also had a jungle of curly blonde chest hair which he proudly displayed by wearing an unbuttoned flowery top to the belly button.


Whistling the tune of Pepper Keibu whilst kicking small pebbles, he looked around and saw a pair of crossing turtles. Watching the two slow crossing reptiles, he put down his things near the sequoia tree and  sat down leaning his back in the overly big tree.


He was having a great fun looking at the two turtles when a revving sound was echoing and approaching. Trey-trey’s face showed excitement upon hearing it. He stood up and looked to his left with his eyes twinkling with little hearts. But he froze after a few seconds, he slowly turned his head straight and his jaw dropped onto the ground. The little turtles were still at the center of the road, totally unaware of the coming danger.


He panicked, emitted a muffled scream and ran in circle.


“What do I do, what do I do?” and then he hugged a baby tree, using all his man power, he plucked it from the ground and placed it beside the still crossing turtles.


Satisfied with his work, he gave out a triumphant grin. With his two hands placed on his narrow hips, he looked to his left again, and waited for the love of his life.


“TIMBER!” echoed in the vicinity and a falling timber sound followed. Trey-trey looked behind him and saw a falling pine tree coming his way. And then he ran, picked the two struggling turtles along the way, and stopped at the other side of the road.


“Sorry man, I didn’t know someone was here. Haven’t you heard my chainsaw revving?” a man who looked like the unshaven adult Alan Parrish of Jomanji appeared.


“Dear goddess of goddesses! Hart!” was all Trey-trey could say.



 





I dreamed about Bishop NI cooking some ebi and then I woke up    it was still early so I went back to sleep, and then Trey-trey and C appeared in my dream   that’s when I finally got up and write this update   Don’t ask about the dream, it was a vague one  

[Hart]

Woohoo!! I'm in the story.   

“Sorry man, I didn’t know someone was here. Haven’t you heard my chainsaw revving?” a man who looked like the unshaven adult Alan Parrish of Jomanji appeared.

  Did you just describe me as Robin Williams?
.
.
.
That's f***ing hilarious. 

Normally I would do this to you: , but since I've had the Most Awesome Night of my life (so far), nothing is gonna piss me off. That is until the euphoria fades, and then I'll pick up that chainsaw that you have generously given to me. 

See that Trey. Now everyone will forget about those legs of yours. And, uh, sorry about almost killing you, even though it's not really me.  And the two turtles. 

But what did you do to that poor innocent Baby Tree?

kR, is Hart your family member?
both are EBIL

Maybe we are also blood related

Come to think of it, I do feel that I don't fit in with my family. It's like I don't belong with them.
What if I was accidentally misplaced at birth? 
Am I your long lost brother? 

[pretend_2besome1]

Good girl  

I thought you’re going to do  -->   

We can write ours or someone's character, just like what I'm doing.     It's fun   

I bet it is.

But then our updates might clash... suggestions?  

Um...continue?
(How about asking others?)

Yeah?   But the flirt was still hidden... actually, I forgot her character's flirt  

You forgot? 

Ummm  no comment 

LOL

This update was

Poor T-Kun...

But:

and then he hugged a baby tree, using all his man power, he plucked it from the ground and placed it beside the still crossing turtles.

I appeared in your dream??