The Sato Masaki Thread (佐藤優樹)

[AmberSan]

Happy B-day to my fave 10th gen member. 

[XcuteX26262X]

Happy Birthday, Maachan!!!

[JFC]

YAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASAKIIN!

[P.Sempai]

Happy B-day Maachan >333333333
My #1 musume ♥

[Chibs]

Doki Doki questions

「１４歳の注目ポイントは？」
髪の毛伸ばしたい
ダンスのパフォーマンスがどれだけ変わってるか
「１０期の秘密」
あゆみは超甘える嫉妬する
はるなんはたまに頭良くなる
「どぅまぁ入れ替わったら」
どぅの声で歌ってみたい
田中さんに思いっきり甘えるｂｙハル
「一番怖いメンバー」
（入ったばっかの頃）
鞘師さん（見た目）譜久村さん（めちゃ注意された）

Q: What do you want fans to pay attention to now that you're 14?
A: I want to grow my hair. And how much my dance performance will change.

Q: Secrets about 10th gen?
A: Ayumi wants to get spoiled a lot. Harunan sometimes gets smart.

Q: If DuuMaa would be reborn...?
A: I want to sing with Duu's voice! (Haruka: Be super spoiled by Tanaka-san.)

Q: Scariest member?
A: (Just when I'd joined) by looks it was Sayashi-san, and then Fukumura-san because she would correct me a lot.

[muppet]

Happy Birthday Maachan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[muppet]

Masaki and the 10th gen along with Rena......


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[RikoLiFan]

Did you know she can do THIS?

[oaxiac]

Wota: “Maa-chan, if I write you a letter will you read it?” Maa-chan: “Nope!”
Posted by Henkka on May 28, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Hello! Project, Morning Musume. Tags: Sato Masaki.


1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:31:21.44 0
From a handshake event:
   
    When it was my turn in line, Maa-chan was busy peeping in at the booth with Daaishi’s handshake session. So there I was just staring at the back of her head…
    Me: “Maa-chan? Maa-chan…?”
    Finally after about two seconds Maa-chan turned around to face me, only to break into this weird dance.
    Me: “… That wall sure is in the way.”
    Maa: “Yeah! It really is…!”
    …Followed by Maa-chan banging the wall a few times before hanging her head in disappointment.
    Staff: “Time’s up. (laughs)”
    And thus my time ran out as I was staring at the back of Maa-chan’s head.

    Maa-chan suddenly peeked out to greet those of us in line.
    Me: “Maa-chan, if I write you a letter will you read it?”
    Maa: “Nope!”
    Me: “!?“

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:38:05.09 0
I appreciate her honesty. (laughs)

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:40:22.73 0
That’s better than anyone who says they’ll read it, and yet never do.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:37:39.27 P
The idol you can’t shake hands with even at a handshake event.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:42:35.33 0
Anyone who doesn’t like those stories just isn’t a real Maa wota. (laughs)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:43:28.42 0
Maa is entertainment at its finest.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:46:15.14 0
This is the kind of thing that makes her the Maa-chan we know.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:47:29.83 0
This is a hundred times better than someone who says they’ll read it and then just throws it away. As expected of Maa-chan.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:23.81 0
Maa-chan — doesn’t want to raise false hopes but might just read your letter anyway.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:29.60 0
She’s at the age where she’ll say “I won’t read it” even though you know she will.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:39.30 P
Maa-chan’s too funny. (laughs)

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:58:03.05 0
This is… (laughs) I now understand why two subleaders were necessary.

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:01:36.34 0
This would just destroy weak-spirited wota.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:05:23.88 0
Sato is funny. I didn’t care about handshake events at all but now I kinda want to go.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:06:14.54 0
More than handshakes, those episodes >>1 pasted are way more precious.

97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:11:49.18 O

    Maa-chan was again using only one hand with me at the handshake event, so I said “I’ll quit being your oshi!” She replied “Well, you’re a Sayashi oshi aren’t you?” (laughs) She looked surprised when I answered “Nope, it’s Eripon for me.” (´ー｀)

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:13:34.10 0
I’m the one who was quoted in the thread title. I exaggerated what she said a bit. She actually said: “I read letters around once a month, but there’s a huge pile of ones that I haven’t finished reading. But I’ll read it if you write it in hiragana.”

“Nope!” was a bit much. Sorry!

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:17:21.37 0
>>100
You’re right, that was an exaggeration. But you’re a good person for correcting it. If you’re a Sato oshi, keep supporting her!

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:17:35.96 0
>>100
How honest. (laughs)

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:16:17.70 0
They need to appoint a subleader just for looking after Kudo and Maa-chan.

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:28:02.97 0
With Maa-chan, getting only a normal handshake would be boring.

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:29:38.52 O
Episodes from today’s handshake event. Sato wota sure have it tough.

    My turn was up next and even though Maa-chan was still shaking hands with the person before me, she peeked outside to look at me. When that person’s time was up, I could hear the table creaking as Maa-chan ran closer to the entrance. When I got in, Maa-chan was squished hiding at the very innermost part of the booth next to the entrance. (T-T)

    Maa-chan interacts properly with the fans when her manager is looking. But this time she didn’t realize the manager actually was looking, so she hid under the table. Her manager apologized to me. (laughs)

    Maa-chan was nowhere to be found when I entered the booth, so I tried looking for her and she jumped up from under the table. (shivers)

    Me (to Maa-chan who’s hiding under the table): “W-what are you doing??”
    Maa: “I’m playing.”
    One of my handshake tickets turned out worthless because of Maa-chan’s play time. (>_<)

129: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:32:46.23 0
>>122
He’s wrong in thinking the handshake ticket was worthless. That shows he doesn’t understand how to have fun with Maa-chan.

124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:30:32.44 0
Sato wota have it tough? It’s the opposite!

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:30:42.10 0
These episodes are funny when they happen to other people. She should do that kind of thing even more. (laughs)

161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:54:56.81 0
Honestly, I’m not a big fan of that sort of thing, but I imagine the real wota would probably be delighted. Well, I guess it’s okay to have one member like that in the group.

172: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/27(月) 01:11:53.51 O
Maa-chan waved me bye bye from her own initiative. Is this rare?

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/27(月) 07:16:23.56 0
I gave Maa-chan Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason as a present. Are you saying there’s a small possibility that she hasn’t read very much of it?

Henkka: Maa-chan is a genius.

Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/28500825.html (jp)

http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/05/28/wota-maa-chan-if-i-write-you-a-letter-will-you-read-it-maa-chan-nope/

[oaxiac]

The curious story of Masaki-san awake in the middle of the night

“I’ve got a story about Masaki-chan. lol

Yesterday in the middle of the night Masaki-chan called me!!!

It was the middle of the night, and Masaki-chan doesn’t call unless she’s got something big to say.

Suzuki strangely got really worried. lol

I answered and…。

“What should I do about this CD??”

…。

Whaaat!

What CD????!!!!

What are you trying to do??!!

She said “What should I do?”…。lol

The possibilities were endless…。The topic was too random…。

But it’s been a year and a half since I met Masaki-chan.

Suzuki Kanon figured her out! (In about 2 seconds)

She wanted to put a CD on her iPhone! lol

But I listen to music on my walkman, so I don’t know anything about putting music on an iPhone.

I’m sorry. >_< I apologized, and then played to hang up with a “Good night” and she said

“Oh, good morning!”

……!!!

She got this far and then greeted me at the end with what she should have said in the beginning!!! lol

That’s right, she hadn’t said it…。

That’s Professor Masaki for you. lol

You should have started with “good work today” lol

That’s the curious story of Masaki-san awake in the middle of the night”

http://blog-project.net/suzuki-kanon/134554

[oaxiac]

Things likely to happen if Maa-chan was James Bond

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:00:59.81 0
She’d give a magnificent chase to the enemy spy on horseback!

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:04:29.96 0
She’d get emotionally attached to the Bond girl.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:06:16.92 O
Her car of choice would be the Aston Maachan.

More...
http://wotaintranslation.com/2013/06/04/things-likely-to-happen-if-maa-chan-was-james-bond/

Masaki shouting "6ki are the best!" next to Reina and Sayumi is invincible

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 09:15:54.66 0
普通できんわ
An ordinary person couldn't do that

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 09:37:13.24 0
まーちゃんはハイジみたいに実は物凄く空気読めるいい子だから
Actually Ma-chan is a really nice girl who can read the atmosphere like Heidi

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 09:37:54.17 0
空気読めすぎて夢遊病になっちゃうタイプ
She's the type that sleepwalks because she can read the atmosphere too much

 54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 09:56:17.63 0
曲者の6期の魂を継承する者が現れた
This is the one to inherit the ruffian soul of 6ki

131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 13:34:33.97 O
いぬみてえ
Something like a puppy

138: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 13:56:02.00 0
さゆは佐藤に救われてるよね
れいなの抜けた寂しさを共有できる佐藤がいて
Sayu is really being saved by Sato
To have somebody to share the loneliness after Reina's leave

164: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/31(金) 17:37:12.29 0
まーちゃんは天使
Ma-chan is an angel

More...
http://wolves-morningmusume.blogspot.jp/2013/06/masaki-shouting-6ki-are-best-next-to.html#more

[oaxiac]

^ Ah man, MaaDuu are really an awesome manzai pair. Maachan with her incomprehensible Japanese ("What's really delicious about the bed..." "Delicious?" "Happy!" (slurring her syllables to make 'ureshii' sound like 'oishii' ) and Duu covering for her a little, and then later on when she's talking about what's great about the bed and says, "It makes it easy to dance!" ...cute confused hosts, and Duu covers again explaining that with the compact bed and desk conserving space, it allows for more space for her to just dance around. That really never gets old......

...she said because the bed's so high she can touch the ceiling, and she likes to draw on the ceiling which I think gives her a bit of a thrill somehow

"Look mama, I'm drawing on the CEILING! "

*Thx to Rokun

Hamada-san: You don't have anything else to say right?
Maa-chan: Yessss!!! (broadly smile)


That's the best part for me. 
 
Everyone adorably looked at her while she was talking. Aww.

*Thx to aerosuffly from H!O

Her loft bed.
 

 

 
http://www.bellemaison.jp/100/pr/2002013B/375361/
 

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Her iPod speaker dock & Facial tissue.

 



http://www3.jvckenwood.com/audio_w/home/xs-sr3/index.html

http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B005Z9EBG0

*thx to lovemusic from H!O

[P.Sempai]

Subbed video

Also

[P.Sempai]

Random Maachan 


Masakissu ♥

[AmberSan]

http://wolves-morningmusume.blogspot.co.il/2013/07/tell-me-your-stories-from-maachans.html

Maachan: Does it mean storks comes to Kesalan Patharans too?

LOL.. i can't even 

[oaxiac]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[oaxiac]

part 2 

New SATOYAMA unit: Miyamoto Karin and Sato Masaki. Unit name: "Jurin"
http://www.helloproject.com/news/1307230000_musumeJuice.html

 

[Ayumizuki]

Maa-chan was able to speak English until the age of 5 right? It makes me wonder if her parents are fluent in English (as well as Japanese obviously) for her to be able to speak English to the age of 5...If they are I think it's a pity for them to speak to Maa-chan in Japanese (I figured they speak to Japanese now or Maa-chan will still be able to speak good English right? >.<). I wonder how life would have been so different for Maa-chan if she's fluent in English...I think it'll probably make her even cuter and even more appealing to International fans who can't understand Japanese

[Rina the Robot]

Damn, Maachan really doesn't care about the senpai-kouhai dynamic. Get them Johnny's. 



Image credit: peachsem @ tumblr

[oaxiac]

Q1: No. 1s of various current Hello Pro members

Great at singing
Oda Sakura   She keeps getting better at singing through the concert tour as well, to the extent it's like, "Isn't her growth rate too fast?" And so, I'm working hard now to not lose to Oda-chan!
 
Beautiful voice
Fukuda Kanon   I think it's great she can bring out a low voice as well as a high voice. The force of her voice is also awesome! That cutesy voice of Fukuda-san's makes me want her to say "Yahhoo ♪".
 
Dance
Sayashi Riho   It has to be Yasushi-san. It's like bang bam boom, making watching her feel good. She's great at whatever kind of choreography, and memorizes things quickly too, so I'm envious you know?
 
Face I like
Miyamoto Karin   Karin-san's expressions in Juice=Juice's "Watashi ga Iu Mae no Dakishemenakya ne" were so cute. I've seen them close-up as well, and thought she has an incredibly cute face~!
 
Style
Ishida Ayumi   Since Masa has broad shoulders, I want a petite build like Ayumin's with legs just a bit smaller and shoulders tightened in more. I want to try borrowing Ayumin's body to dance in it.
 
Fashion
Hagiwara Mai   I'm envious since she can look good in various clothes like cool rock clothes or cutesy girly clothes. Since I don't know that much about fashion, Masa always just wears a mix of stuff!

Q2: A junior you're interested in (and want to become closer with)
Takagi Sayuki   Takagi-san loves Tanasa-tan. And so, it'd become something like a scramble for Tanasa-tan...... Maybe Masa and Takagi-san are kind of rivals!? Though I talk to her from time to time, I want to talk with her about various other things and get to know her better!
 
Q3: This is the song you'd sing as a solo during an event or live!
"Tokai no Neon ga Odoroku kurai Utsukushisa ga Hoshii"   I like this song! Since I like the background drum going "tattaratta, don-don, ta!" and there's also a harmony and a sound in it a little bit like "doon!" It has a long title. What was it? What I know (from Kudou teaching it to me) is this much! "Tokai no Neon ga......"!
 
Q4: Let's try making a family out of Hello Pro members!
Father: Nakajima Saki   A father who's kind and would spoil us is best. Since Nakajima-san seems warm, kind, and would ask me "What's wrong?" if I pester her (lol).
 
Mother: Michishige Sayumi   Since though there are times when she strictly scolds me, there are times when she's kind and spoils me as well. Since Michishige-san is small and pretty, I think she'd be a mother to be proud of.
 
Big sister: Okai Chisato   Tanasa-tan is my big sister! Ah, she's not here...... Since she seems she'd get me energized with her funny stories, and if Masa's having trouble would ask "What's wrong?", Okai-san!
 
Little sister: Sayashi Riho   Yasushi-san and Masa twins would be great! Cause twins can often communicate with each other even if they don't talk, right? I want to try seeing what that feels like.
 
Brother: Natsuyaki Miyabi   I've always wanted a big brother since I was little. It's since Natsuyaki-san seems like she'd be a cool big brother. As for little brother...... hm~m, I don't need one!
 
Q5: A surprising episode only I know about a member
Kudou Haruka   I wonder? (To Kudou) Hey hey, what's a recent episode which would surprise Masa? "Not like I'd know. Cause I'm not Maa-chan. Everyone's surprised by Maa-chan" (Kudou). I've never been surprised. Maybe I'd be surprised if Kuduu suddenly had long hair, and became like a young girl!?
 
Q6: "Person I'd want as my girlfriend" if I was a boy
Ikuta Erina   If Masa was a boy, I'd like to observe how she'd spend the day with me if I invited her to an amusement park. It seems like she'd know how to have fun at an amusement park, so I feel like I'd get to know lots of different places and shops well. I'm incredibly curious as to what kind of regular things Ikuta-san does?
 
Q7: "Person I'd want as my boyfriend" if my partner was a boy
Sudou Maasa   Since Sudou-san is kind and reliable, I feel like I could relax when I'm together with her. But no way I'd want a boyfriend or anything. And so, not really that, but I'd like to hang out with someone who's like family and would know a lot about Masa. I wanna play tag together at an amusement park! Since it'd be ok to run away from the rides too, it'd be OK even if she hid inside a character costume.
 
Q8: One thing to Tsunku-san (like a message or request)
A personal request? Will this really be delivered to Tsunku-san? Well, I want him to make a MaaDuu original song! A song to top "Nani wa Tomo Are!" and "Robokiss" would be good. I'd want MaaDuu to become like the "Heisei W"-san, and to sing playful songs as well!

*Thanks to Rokun for the translation

A tip on how to engage Maachan during handshake events

... although d0ku0 (that's the wota's handle) and I chatted a bit about MM in general and how Maachan gets jealous of his Lovendor goods and scowls in those group photos and keeps chatting up the fans for updates about her beloved Tanasa-tan.  Keep this in mind, Reina fans!   Maachan might ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE if you talk to her about Reina.

Mizuki is not sure if Masaki is human...
@7:23-8:08


Maachan and Beer

Maa-chan wanted to say it

Those who like to drink beer

Adultsー

Don’t you drink beer?

adults NOW

was (sic) kids

Everyone

What are some drinks from your childhood

and adult drinks

Nn～～

It’s touugh to explain in charactersー 4

Adults who went through

a childhood

beer was bitter, right～

you’d like throw it up as a kid

You get what I’m saying?

http://blog-project.net/sato-masaki/147171
 

Raising a cool Satou

Satou still has that “are you doing this on purpose!?” image of childishness to her.
But I really want to start raising Satou to become more adult-like gradually.
Since her voice and expressions have developed quite a bit, tis the season to raise a COOL Satou!

*Thx to Estrea
http://blog-project.net/special-translations/145670

I'm really impressed with Masaki's progress in the recent single