Man charged after cooking own meal at Denny's

[kuro808]

MADISON, Wis. (AP) — Police say a Wisconsin man took the Denny's restaurant chain slogan "America's diner is always open" too far, marching into one of the restaurants, announcing he was the new boss and cooking himself dinner.

James Summers walked into a Madison Denny's on Tuesday dressed in a maroon tie and black trench coat and carrying a briefcase, according to police. He strode into the manager's office, told her he was the new general manager and then fixed himself a burger, fries and a soda before police arrived.

"This is why you don't dine and dash, kiddies," Summers yelled out to diners as officers took him away, police said in a release.

That quote makes sense

[daigong]

Was this like A-Rod bringing in his own fish?

[kuro808]

Was this like A-Rod bringing in his own fish?

more like they supplied him the food and he cooked them for free

[Slack]

Police found a stun gun in a hip holster under his coat and crack pipes in his briefcase, a criminal complaint showed. Prosecutors charged him Wednesday with disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia, both misdemeanors, and felony possession of an electronic weapon.

Dumb crackhead.

[daigong]

The best restaurant related story was some Cleveland waitress said Lebron wanted his steak cut up for him