Scouse Akb (Olympic special Part 3) [Update]

[farquhar97]

Scouse Akb


Hey I just had this idea last night to make a Fic of a small school of Akb with a twist of Scouse (Liverpool accent) it’s only for a bit of fun and to give a taste of Liverpool enjoy

Yuko&Miichan-The Scouse Girl With fake everything basically. Yuko’s personality is scared of no one doesn’t care what anyone says and would happily walk into the supermarket in her pyjamas and rollers in her hair 

Koji&Jurina-The frightened ginger who will never speak and all ways sit in the corner of the room hoping that she will never get noticed or skitted at (She always will)

Takamina&Tomomi-The Chav who will always be wearing a north face jacket even in the summer A chav will  have been smoking and drinking since the age of about 12 and will skit at anyone different from them self’s 

Tomochin&Marichan-The Fake Scouser also known as a plastic Scouser   Who’s not really from Liverpool but just try’s to fit in to the Liverpool way of things will normally try to bounce about with the chav’s bit nine times out of ten will be thrown out into their own group the fake Scouser’s

Rena&Acchan-The posh Scouser is the higher class Scouser they still have the accent but it’s a lot kamper than the traditional accent everybody loves Posh Scouser’s

Sensei Matsuda- Is the head and the only teacher in the school he believes in the traditional Japanese teachings as well as being very hard on pupils that misbehave


So the story starts here at Sensei Matsuda School of learning on the first day most of the students have arrived part from Takamina who has over slept “whaaa what do u think ya doing Ma I’m gonna be late for school now init that sensei is gonna have a right go out me now in he an it’s me first day in all” Takamina’s mum just gave her the finger and went back to sleep Takamina grabbed her north face and ran out the door Meanwhile back at school Sensei was giving the kids their first speech “Okay Okay children Hello and welcome to your new school over the next couple of years we will become “very” close to each other” Yuko looked at him in disgusts  “Ee lad me and u ain’t gunna be close ya little pedo” Matsuda looked like his face was going to pop “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!” “you heard me ya dirty old man I’m not getting close to u and don’t u shout at me do u know who I am I’ll bring my dad in to batter ya” Matsuda jumped down from the stage and pulled Yuko to his office “Ee lad get of me or else” “all else what?” Matsuda slapped her across the face “who do u think you are coming in to my school and acting like that well I have ways of dealing with people like you” Matsuda reached in to his doors and pulled out a cane and gave her 20 lashes “now let that be a lesson to you DON’T DO IT AGAIN!”

End of chapter

Well there you go a little taste of Liverpool in Tokyo I hope that you enjoyed it. It’s only a bit fun and if anyone likes it I’ll continue it  

[mo-chan]

I really didn't understand 
but please cantinue 

[Nakamii]

Sorry to say this. But, I don't quite understand. Not the Plot;  But, What the chara are trying to say. Could you use a basic english? not a casual english. Because, people might not understand. [Actually, I'm not trying to be some kind of harsh, here. I'm not that Heartless, you know. Just want to make it better.]

[melon-lover]

OMG! A scouse AKB?!  LOOOOL 
Chav Takamina? Ginger Kojipa? Scouse Yuko? 
This is awesome! I can't wait to read more 

[XxRoByNxX78]

as much  as i love and understand it i think your forgeting some people that are on the web have english as there second or third lang so i think you should be carefull on the lang you use

oh an btw y does that teacher sound like mr mac and one sounds abit like me except am not fake scouse or a chav lol

[farquhar97]

O sorry I forgot about the language and thank you all for pointing that out for me and sorry I'll make sure that I make it real English  Thx Nakamii and robyn Yer I did base all the charters on people in our school and u lol and Thx melon-lover lol don't worry mo-chan you'll be able to under stand the next chapter

[yukofan]

continue~

it's fun reading it..

makes me want to know more bout' liverpool accent..

[farquhar97]

(Chapter Two)

A Scouse welcome

“Oh my god Koji did you see what sensei Matsuda did to me i can’t believe it what i cheeky rat! Have a look for yourself” *Yuko lifts her skirt up a bit to show Koji what he had done to her* “Haha oh my god that’s so funny hehe knowing you, you probably enjoyed it because your into that stuff aren’t you Yuko?” Koji gave Yuko her evil smile meanwhile Takamina and Tomomi were round the back of the school having a smoke “ahh this is the stuff isn’t it Tomomi?” Takamina passes the cigarette back to Tomomi “is right mate i love this so much who needs school when we got our smoke” Sensei Matsuda crept around the corner “There you are you two and wait what is that! Your only 14 how dare you be smoking at that age i will not be having any of that in my school pass me that here and follow me I’m going to call your parents right away!” “hey wait a min lad I don’t want you flirting with my mum you dirty perv” sensei Matsuda turn a head turned around but his body stayed still and went completely red “what did you just say!” Takamina was shocked as well as being petrified “nothing sensei nothing i didn’t say anything it was Tomomi” Tomomi looked at her and gave Takamina one mighty punch in the arm “ouch” “that’s what you get for lying”. It was lunchtime all the girls were hungry especially Miichan who gobbled all here food up in a record time of 37.38 seconds yet she was still hungry so she went for Jurina’s food “go on Jurina give me your last bit of that fish it looks yummy “Jurina was scared as hell of Miichan but she was also hungry as hell “no you’ve had your food” Jurina muttered those words under her breath “What no i haven’t had me food you calling me fat you little ginger do you wanna go?” “What no no I’m sorry here” Jurina gave Miichan her food reluctant as she was the fear of getting battered was too much for her to take.     

Well I hope you liked it but is it gone to formal now or? and do you want more talk. oh sorry it's short i've never been good at writing long fics lol and sorry not all the couples were in this chapter i promise they will be in the next one so yer let me know what you thought if there's ways i can improve tell me please

[mo-chan]

I hope it will talk about Wmatsui next time 
please update soon 

[XxRoByNxX78]

i just thought u told me i think that yuko was me in wht ways do i act like her lol ??

[yukofan]

takamina and tomomi smoking?? *shocked*

continue pliz..

[farquhar97]

mo-chan Ive put Wmatsui in for you so i hope that you enjoy it and thanks for reading
Robyn lol it is based on you because your cheeky lol
Yuko fan I know that was very bad of them and thanks for reading it

Hope that you like this

Scouse Akb

(Chapter 3)

What’s going down in Liverpool Town?
“Okay listen up class lately the standards have dropped significantly and I’m not happy about it are we clear? They better improve have you got that?” Sensei addressed the class but no one was listening to him at break Takamina was bullying Jurina about her gingerness (lol i don’t think that’s a real word oh well) “haha look at yourself how do you feel about being ginger I bet it’s crap” Rena saw that Jurina was getting bullied so she walked over to Takamina “Wow leave her alone now or else I’ll batter you “ Takamina looked stunned that she just said that to her with a lot of aggression “Erm did you just say to leave her alone wow your dead now you plastic scouser “ Takamina threw a punch at Rena that knocked her to the floor “haha get up you puff” all the girls crowed round the two of them shouting fight fight fight Rena just gathered the strength to get up and kicked Takamina in the belly “owie that really hurt” Then Takamina got mad and when she get’s mad you have no chance Takamina kicked Rena in the face ragged her hair until she was on the floor crying her eyes out but Takamina didn’t stop there she was kicking her on the floor until a powerful voice came out  “ Leave her alone”  Jurina gathered the courage to speak “o do you want some now?” Takamina went to punch Jurina but was stopped the Sensei and his magical whip that pulled Takamina in to her office Jurina went up to Rena “Thank you so much she was really picking on me “She pecked Rena on the cheek then ran away to hide Rena was in a massive amount of pain but she was also in    ecstasy the girl she’s fancied since nursery gave her a kiss what could this mean?. Yuko was walking home with Koji as they lived next store to each other “ahh Yuko did you see that fight before wasn’t it amazing omg i so wanna be a fighter do you think I would make it?” Yuko had a little giggle “Koji please with a body like that there’s no way on this earth that you will be a fighter I’ve seen Fly’s tougher than you” Koji had a little tear in her eye she knew this anyway she just thought Yuko would have been a little nicer than that.

(End of chapter)

Lol hoped you like it sorry it’s been a while since I’ve updated I’ve been dead tried and today it’s so hot Ahhh

[XxRoByNxX78]

awsome poor koji wanna cry yuko so mean and Rena stands up for jurina  awwww

[farquhar97]

Scouse Akb

Olympic special Part 1

The sensei had called everyone into the hall for some special news the quickly filled up a lot of the pupils were still in their pyjamas “I have something to tell you all the Japanese Gymnast team have all pulled out of the London Olympic games due to injures so are school has been chosen to take their place we leave in two day’s time so all get your training in oh and please be on your best behaviour as you will be flying the flag for Japan”. All the girls were shocked by the news this will be the biggest event of their lives.

Yuko’s POV

Omg finally I get the chance to show the world how good I am this is going to be too easy I don’t need to train what are they on? Ahhh I get to go to England to I wonder if I’ll get to meet the queen.

Koji’s POV


No I don’t wanna go what if i get laughed at everyone will be watching What if my mum is? She’ll feel ashamed of me how could this happen like Yuko said look at my body I’m to week but I’ll show my Yuko what I’m made of. 

Takamina’s POV

I wonder if there will be any smokes there aww yer I can’t wait to show my north face to the world everyone’s gonna be so jealous of me um there better be some fit girls there too oh yes.

Jurina’s POV

There’s no way that I’m going to London I hate it there please god now don’t make me go there anywhere but London well I guess if.

Rena’s POV
Oh my I’ve got a chance to go to merry old England and meet her majesty the queen, oh this will be such an honour the games should be a smashing good show.
 
Tomomi’s POV

I’m not gonna be doing no gymnast no way and they’re getting me in any of them costumes  haha don’t be silly I’ll just sit round the back and have some cheeky smokes.

Acchan’s POV
 
Well this is going to be a laugh on holiday with all my chum’s from school oh I can’t not wait to get there this is going to be the bee’s knee’s.

Miichan’s POV

Ummm I wonder what Makeup they will have in London. Anyway I’m so going to be the star of the Olympics when we get back home everyone will be calling my name.
   
Tomochin’s POV

Argh I don’t wanna leave Japan I’ll get home sick yes I know everyone from school will be there like but I still don’t want to leave.

Marichan’s POV

Yes! Omg i love sport I’m going to straight to the Gym to get my training in I’m going to make Japan proud and of course my friends jealous.
 
Sensei Matsuda’s POV

Oh god what was they thinking when they picked my school to go to the Olympics for Japan in gymnast this is going to be such a failure.
 
               

[XxRoByNxX78]

you just jinxed the olymipcs ahahaha

[farquhar97]

Scouse Akb



Olympic special Part 2
I've not updated for a while because I've been at the olympic football cheering on Team GB!! anyway i hope you enjoy it

It’s seven o’clock in the morning and all the girls were up ready for their long flight to the U.K “Okay then girls go get your bags the coach has come and I don’t want any messing on the coach or in the airport got it? Your representing your country, don’t let us down!” no one was listening to him at all. Yuko was telling Koji just how she was going to win it and that when she did that everyone is going to want to be with her “Yuko don’t you think your being a bit big headed the people there will be world class and you haven’t had any training” Yuko looked at Koji like she was a piece of dirt “Shut up why are you saying that after everything I’ve done for you if you ever had a dream I always believed in you!” Koji was fuming because she was thinking back at the time when Yuko said she’ll never be a wrestler but didn’t say anything and walked off. The party had started on the bus Tomomi “borrowed” (AKA stole) a IPod as well as a docking bay for it to play music while Miichan an Acchan were playing a game of extreme doubles “Double 22” “Ouch Acchan that hurt oh Double MM” they were both whimpering in pain but at the back of the bus there was a awkward silence with Yuko and Koji it seemed as at any moment that they were going to fight. As they arrived at Tokyo airport they were welcomed by thousands of screaming fans hoping that they could bring gold back to Japan The airport manager came out and greeted them in he took the group into the VIP lounge in where there was mountings of food and drinks.           

[XxRoByNxX78]

ahaha its team CHINA and why have i only just clicked on to the wrestling bit and doubles ouch that game hurts lol

[farquhar97]

I know it's not that good like but hope you like it and I've got this dead painful cramp in my hand ahh it's dead weired and really hurts


“Food!” Yuko’s face lit up like a bag of spuds  But the sensei looked at her “you’re not allowed to eat cake has you’re in the Olympics now you have to eat healthy now” Yuko looked very angry at this point “yes I can eat cake or you can suck my wiggle waggle” Yuko stuffed her face with all the cake she could fit in her mouth she looked like something out of a horror film half an hour later the plane came in to the airport an Olympic special Fly London plane “omg look at this plane it amazing it’s got a bar and everything” Takamina looked around amazed. Yuko went to sit next to Koji she finally seen that she upset Koji  and she felt very guilty “erm look I’m sorry about what I said I didn’t mean it I just wanna win so bad but your more important to me than wining I need you I’m sorry can you forgive me?” Koji leaped into her arms of course I forgive you I love you too much Koji buried herself into Yuko to get comfy also she saw that Yuko was bushing like a tomato the airplane needed to stop in Hong-Kong for some fuel “okay girls we have the afternoon here so go do what you like just make sure your back here for 10 o’clock otherwise we will leave without you Yuko still felt guilty so she thought to go and see if there was anywhere that sell friendship rings meanwhile Takamina was round the back of a cafe with Tomochin for a smoke “Ahhh lad this is good stuff you know you should try some “ Takamina  gave the ciggy to Tomochin but she shook her head “no thanks” Takamina looked at her strangely “ahh you big puff oh well you don’t know what you’re missing.

[XxRoByNxX78]

awsome update andf liverpool won 3-0 =p

[farquhar97]

Just a quick update lol updating the other one soon

All the girls have arrived back at the airport and were ready to board their flight to London. Yuko was playing a prank on Koji Yuko got whipped cream and with a hand full of it she opened Koji’s skirt has she was sleeping then smothered the hand full down her skirt then with the rest she covered her face with it. All yuko was really trying to do was make it things less awkward with Koji has she was still upset. “Omg I can’t wait till she wakes up it will be so funny” Yuko whispered to herself then sneaked back to her chair. Takamina and the sensei seen this but the sensei was in a playful mood and just winked to Yuko. “Ah what the hell is that smell” Koji looks down to see cream all over her “Yuko!” Koji jumped onto yuko and started to batter her to ah plum. Takamina was trying to have a ciggy on the plane but the airhostess started to shout at her but Takamina was having none of it “ew who the hell do you think you’re talking to love I’ll knock you out if you’re not careful” Takamina shouted. After Takamina pushed past the airhostess she went straight to the toilets to smoke instead she was in there until a Bing came to signal everyone to their seats the plane will be landing shortly. Shortly after that crowds of Japanese people crowed round the plane to meet their gymnast heroes the welcome at Gatwick was very welcoming to them all many people were asking for autographs