[A/N: LOL. So to summarize... The guy in the video wanted the whole NMB Akagumi to be arrested just because he got hit by a car for following a chick? = _ = WHATTARETARD.]
Miyazawa Ren's Intro and POV...Minnasan, konnichiwa. ^ _ ^ Miyazawa Ren desu. 17 years old. Currently a student studying in Majisuka Gakuen.
Like Saiki-nii and Saito-nii, I also work part-time. ^ _ ^ I work as a construction worker, waiter, janitor and... As a host club member too. - _ - And I'm keeping it a secret from Saiki-nii and Saito-nii. So, don't tell them about it, alright?
Parents? O _ O They died. You had heard from Saito-nii, right? > _ > And about siblings... I had two. But you probably know who they are. ^ _ ^ I also have siblings which are not blood-related to me. They're my friends in school.
One of them will be Nakanishi Yuu-san. ^ _ ^ He's a handsome and strong-willed guy who fights beside me in gang wars.
He's so competitive. We would count how many goons have we beat and I always win!
Saiki-nii, Saito-nii and Yuu-san always tell me to keep my other self in check. O _ O I don't even know what they're talking about. - _ -' Do you guys know about it? O _ O They say it's with the pendant. Well, I can fight yankees normally without switching the pendant. The pendant gives me more strength but I don't even know what I'm doing when I start switching this. When it switches back, I see my opponents begging for their lives. - _ -
About my other friends... - _ - Yagami-kun is also there. He currently two-times girls right now. = _ = Namely, Kimoto-san from Sutegoro High School and Kizaki-san from Yabakune. - _ - He always tells us that he won't get caught. I wonder bout that. My other friends will be the infamous yankee gang called Rappappa. Otabe and I are always having fun by competing in eating spicy food. ^ _ ^ But I always lose.
We were having fun but we've been disbanded. Ooshima-chan and Otabe had to go because of their work in show business. Oh wait! Please support Otabe's show!
It's called Honmayan for short!
Getting back, Maeda and Black told us that they have a family to support. Wait...! EH!? O _ O I thought Black-san didn't have a family? That his family didn't want him so they threw him or something? Maybe he got somebody pregnant... = _ = Well, he's handsome, nothing to question about it. And Saiki-nii and Sado have a school to manage... T ^ T Ren is so sad! But I still have my other friends so... ^ _ ^
Wait, Lovelife? O _ O!!! I don't know. But lately, I'm falling in love with Yuki-san. > _ < I was even tempted once to read one of her photobooks. Good thing, Saiki-nii didn't see me actually reading it.
[A/N: SO YOU READ IT AFTER ALL. ] But why are they against my love for Yuki-san? O _ O Just because she's an idol? - _ - Hmm... And there's also this girl who has been pestering me to become her lover. What was her name... = _ = Furukawa-san, was it? Anyways, thank you to the Author who gave me this chapter to introduce. ^ _ ^
[A/N: So you think that's over? = _ =]Hmm? O _ O What? I already said everything I-
*author switches the pendant to Rock*
Author: So now, I'm interviewing the street's famous... GEKIKARA-san!
Me: Fuhahahaha~! >
Nee... Okotteru? *bites nails*
Author: W-wait! DDx I have questions to ask! Will you answer them?
Me: Yorokonde... *bites nails*
Author: A-alright... = _ = F-first... Name please.
Me: Miyazawa... Ren... Also known as Gekikara... Fuhahahahaha~! >
Author: N-next... = _ = Anything you did that you regret.
Me:
Punching the hell out of an innocent guy 6 years ago...
Author: = _ = ... Don't tell me!? DDx
Me: Nee... okotteru? *bites nails* >
Author: I'm not... = _ = Next... What do you think of idols? O _ O
Me: I'll kill every last one of them...!
They're the reason why my parents died...!
Especially that girl...! *punches the Author*
Author: *got hit* = _ = *removes destroyed glasses* So who's the Girl? = _ =
Me: KASHIWAGI!
*punches the author again*
*Author switched the pendant to Pop*
Author: Sugoi Gap... = _ =' His normal self loves Kashiwagi... And his other self wants to kill her? O _ O!!! SUGOI!
But ouch... His punches are amazing. = _ = I think I can't go to school this week...
End of Miyazawa Ren's Introduction...Still Ren's POV... After School... In a public playground...Uhm... What's with all the blood on your face, Amakuchi-san? O _ o
[A/N: Shut up. Do you job. It's your fault. ARGH. DX *puts bandaid*]Sorry then. Well thanks to the Author for giving me this chance anyways! ^ _ ^ So now I'm in a public playground. And that girl is here... = _ = Aww... I couldn't go to Yuki-san's handshake event... I have classes.
Furukawa: Ren, please give me a chance?
( I'll give you anything you want! T ^ T
Me: Sorry but... ^ _ ^ I already love somebody.
*Furukawa got shot by an imaginary arrow*
Furukawa: Who the heck is this girl!? D:< I'm sure you can't answer it! I'll give you 5-
Me: If it's the name, it's Kashiwagi Yuki. ^ _ ^ A popular idol. You can see her poster in that convenience store. *points at a random convenience store* > _ >
Furukawa: HUH!? DX You serious!? SHE'S AN IDOL! YOU CAN'T REACH HER!
Me: That's what you think. = _ = I'm leaving- *hears something*
Girl: Hey, you're not the boss of me! BACK OFF! DX *pushes Girl 2*
Girl 2: You're defying me now, Iriyama Rina! D:< *pushes the girl to the ground*
Oh my goodness, that girl needs help! DX Gonna run like the wind! > _ > So when I finally arrived there the Girl 2 was puzzled. O _ O
Me: What're you doing to her? > _ > Aren't you rude? *helps Rina stand up* Miss, you okay? O _ O
Rina: A... Eh... A-ano... T-thank you, Mister. O w O!!!
Me: What is this girl doing to you? > _ >
Rina: U-uhm... She was bullying me. Always asking me to buy these and that until my money becomes 0.
( She would also punch me. Good thing my Mom and Dad would believe me when I tell them I tripped or something.
Me: I see... - _ - *looks at Girl 2* - _ - I would want to know your name before I finish you off.
Girl 2: Finish me off. What do you mean? > _ >
Me: Hey... Do you know the infamous Rappappa? > _ >
Girl 2: H-hey... O _ O!!! That group who can wipe off 500 people barehanded!? DX
Me: Yes. ^ _ ^ Unfortunately... I'm the guy called Gekikara there. > _ >
Girl 2: Huh?! DX That's impossible! You look like a-
*I punch her so hard in the stomach*
*Girl 2 whines in pain*
Me: Does it feel good? > _ > Answer me.
Girl 2: Itt...tai...! DX Remember this, Rina! I'll get back to you on this one! DX *runs away*
Rina: ... O w O *jawdrop*
Me: ^ _ ^ Are you alright?
Rina: ... O w O Y-yes... I'm... Alright.
Me: You looked astonished. O _ O Are you scared?
Rina: N-no! ^ _ ^ Not really! Thank you, sir!
I love you, sir! Please be my boyfriend! ^ _ ^
Me: S-sorry but... I have someone I love now. ^ _ ^'
(Why did she say that? O w O Is she out of her mind?)Rina: Pretty please? O w O *uses her cute face*
Me: ^ _ ^' A-ano...
Rina: Please! > w < You can't say no! I'll give you anything you want! ^ _ ^
Me: ^ _ ^' I see... I don't have a choice then. *sigh*
Rina: You'll say yes? O w O
Like my older brother Saito-nii always says to me... FLEE!
Me: *runs away* Sorry I still have my Janitor part-time job! > _ <
I thought I got away but... I was completely wrong. Right, Mr. Author? - _ -
[A/N: Yes. And I'll write it in my next chapter.]
End of Ren's POV...
Normal POV...
Inside Mayu's Car...Mayu: So where do you want us to drop you? O w O
Jun: In the nearest pharmacy please. ^ _ ^
Mayu: By the way... - w -
Jun: Yes? O _ O
Mayu: Do you have a girlfriend? >///>
Jun: Why ask? O _ O
Mayu: N-nothing! >///>
Jun: - _ - Hmm... I don't have anyone yet.
Mayu: But why? O w O I mean... There are so many girls in your college, right?
Jun: Well... One of those things that I can remember is that... I promised a girl not to have any girlfriend without telling her. ^ _ ^
Mayu: Ehh...? So who's this girl? O w O
(So he still remembers our promise to each other? 
I'm so happy! )Jun: It's the Mayu I'm searching for. ^ _ ^
Mayu: I see... ^ _ ^
(I can't take it anymore... Why can't he remember me? T ^ T) Jun: By the way... - _ - I've heard this on Kashiwagi-san...
Mayu: Yes? O w O
Jun: You loved somebody who disappeared 6 years ago? O _ O
Mayu: W-why yes. ^ _ ^ Why ask?
Jun: W-well... I had amnesia 6 years ago so... ^ _ ^
Mayu: I see. ^ _ ^ Well yes, I did. He looks so cool. He would always give me all the attention I want. But on the day that I'll confess to him, he vanished. - w - I never saw him again.
(Actually, I did... But he was in Coma. And when he woke up, his parents told me that he can't remember me anymore.)Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ Did we met more than 6 years ago?
Mayu: Hmm... - w - Secret.
Jun: *moves closer to Mayu* Come on, tell me! Dx
Mayu: =///= Find that out by yourself.
*Jun moves even closer cornering Mayu*
Izaya: Oi... = _ = If you two make something weird inside this car of mine... I SWEAR... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO. I JUST CLEANED THIS CAR HOURS AGO. DON'T YOU DARE DIRTY IT! DX
Mayu: T-that's right! DX B-by the way... I'MTHINKINGOFGOINGTOM-MCDO! W-WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME THERE? DDx
Jun: Hmm... - _ - Sure.
Mayu: And it's your treat.
Jun: EH!? DX W-well fine. I still have enough money anyways... - _ -
Mayu: Yay!
Let's Go!
Mcdonalds, Ikebukuro Branch...Employee: Ma'am, welcome to McDonalds! What's your-! MAYUYU!?
May I shake hands with you?!
Mayu: U-uhm... Sure. ^ _ ^ *shakes hands with her*
Kid: Nee-chan, I wanna order a Happy Meal.
(
Mayu: STOP! DX *blocks the cashier from the kid's reach*
Kid: Yes, neechan?
(
Mayu: You can't order a happy meal with a frown!
YOU SHOULD ORDER IT WITH A SMILE!
Rest of the people inside McDonalds except for Jun: = _ =
(Is she effin kidding us?)Mayu: Huwaat? DX I'm right!
Jun: *giggles* Mayuyu is really interesting. ^ _ ^
Mayu: *blush* T-thanks... Hehehe...
Mean while... In Haruna and Mario's location...Haruna: I did say that we should date but... = _ =+
Mario: Hmm? > w >
Haruna: Why the heck are we dating in JOLLIBEE!? D:< WHAT ARE WE!? A KIDDY COUPLE!? DDx
Mario: Ehh~? Sorry!
This is all I can afford for now. Just enjoy it. ^ _ ^
Haruna: *blush* W-well... I think I should.
(Argh! WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME WHEN YOU SMILE!? DX I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO NOT FORGIVE YOU!)Mario: Hmm? O w O I'm going to order now, okay?
*Mario goes to the cashier*
Cashier: Sir, welcome to Jollibee! ^ _ ^ May I have your order? O w O
Mario: 1 bucket of Chickenjoy and 2 Jolly Spaghettis please.^ _ ^ As for the drink, We'll have 2 iced tea.
Cashier: Okay sir, that would be 1000 yen. ^ _ ^
Mario: Hai~! *gives the cashier 1000 yen* By the way... May I ask? O w O
Cashier: Yes, sir? O _ O
Mario: Were the chickens in joy when you killed them? Or where they Enjoying the part when you were killing them?
Cashier: No, sir. ^ _ ^' Why ask?
Mario: Cuz' you're selling CHICKENJOY.
Cashier: = _ =' Oh...
Mario: One more thing!
Cashier: What, sir? = _ =
Mario: Was the spaghetti happy when you cooked it?
Cashier: HUH? = _ =+ Spaghetti doesn't even have feelings sir. Why ask?
Mario: Cuz' you're selling JOLLY Spaghetti!
Cashier: = _ =+ Sir, please get out of the cashier now. You're delaying our other orders. *gives him a table number*
*Mario goes to their chair*
Haruna: *facepalm* = _ = You even trolled the Cashier?
Mario: HOHOHOHO~ It was fun!
Haruna: *sigh* I wonder why I'm so inlove with you. = _ =
Mario: Hahahaha. If you love me, then I love you more. *kisses Kojima's right hand* ^ _ ^
Haruna: *blushes* W-whatever... >///>
*Yuizou and Yuuko enters McDonalds*
Haruna: *notices them* AH!
Yuuko-chan! ^ _ ^
Yuuko: Harunyan! I MISSED YOU! DDx
Haruna: Ehh? O _ O What happened to her, Otabe?
Yuizou: Her fans were all male. She missed the boobs and the ass of a girl.
Haruna: Mattaku, Yuuko-chan. = _ =
Mario: By the way, Yuizou... >:3
Yuizou: Hmm? O w O
Mario: Are you inlove with somebody now? > w >
Yuizou: That question, huh? - w - Well, yes. ^ _ ^
Mario, Haruna and Yuuko: HAH!? DDx TO WHO!?
Yuizou: Are you still asking me? = w = I'm inlove with Maeda's younger sister, Shimazaki Haruka.
Yuuko: = w = Meh... I already have predicted it. You're boring.
Yuizou: Whatever Yuuko. At least I've got somebody I like. > w > Not like you... You only like Girls with big PAST and FUTURE. = w =
Yuuko: Yeah right~ = w =
(Oh my goodness... If they just knew who...)In Yuki's Location... Meters away from the Handshake event...Yuki: *walking* Hmm? O w O *a group of thugs block her way*
Thug 1: Miss, wouldcha like to hang out with my gang?
We're pretty good. *tries to hit on her*
Yuki: ^ _ ^' I'm sorry but I have to hurry up. I still have something to do.
Thug 1: *grabs her left wrist* Oi... = _ = When I say hang out, YOU HANG OUT.
Yuki: Somebody help me! DX
*Saito arrives*
Yuki: Eh?! Saito-kun!? O w O
Saito: Hey, that's my girl you got there. Sorry, she's a little klutzy with directions. ^ _ ^ Can I have her now?
Thug 1: Huh? = _ =+ You're her boyfriend? Oi, guys, rough him up. She's mine now. Finder's keepers.
*Saito gets roughed up by thugs*
*Something as fast as light beats all the thugs then leaves*
Thug 1: HUH!? O _ O!!! What the heck happened!?
Saito: H-heh...? O _ O
(How the heck did they collapsed like this? Dx)Thug 1: S-sorry! DX *releases Yuki then dashes away*
Yuki: What the heck happened? O w O *looks at Saito* H-hey! Are you alright? > w <
Saito: I'm fine. = _ = *gets up* ... *feels pain* !!! Shoot...! Dx
Yuki: You're not. = w = I'll give you a hand.
Saito: I'm fine! > _ > Get away before they get back.
Yuki: Everything's going to be fine. - w - Now let me help you!
Saito: Tsk, No need. It's only a little. = _ =
Yuki: Okay then. - w - By the way, why were you here? O w O
Saito: W-well... This way is nearer to my house. > _ >
Yuki: Really? > w > *pokes Saito's injured stomach*
Saito: Ouch! Dx That hurts, you know?
Yuki: Answer me seriously, why are you here? > w >
Saito: Ok, ok! DDx I followed you cuz' Mayu told me. > _ > It's not that I'm worried, okay?
Yuki: Fufufu... Being tsundere, aren't you? xDD *her phone rings* Hmm? O w O *checks phone*
Screen: Watanabe Maki-kun <3
'Yuki-chan, you there? ^ _ ^ I'm finally going to get married. I just wanted you to know because you're one of my bestfriends. ^ _ ^ I'll be married to one of my past patients. And her name is Ooya Shizuka. I hope you can attend our wedding next week. I'll be expecting you. About the invitation, Mayu will be sending you one tomorrow. ^ _ ^'Yuki: O w O!!! ...
(
Saito: Hmm? = _ = Hey, you don't have the right to be sad. You should be happy. Your ass is saved. > _ >
Yuki: That's not the reason I'm sad! DX *shows Saito the message* The Love of my life will now be married...! AND NOT TO ME! T A T
*rain falls*
Saito: = _ = That all?
Yuki: You don't understand...! T A T It's because you don't even love anybody-
Saito: *hugs Yuki*
Yuki: S-saito-kun! Let me go! Dx
Saito: D:< I am currently hugging you because I LOVE YOU as a friend! Now, if you still don't notice other people that love you as a friend... THEN HURRY UP AND DIE FOR THAT GUY! DDx
Yuki: *fell silent* You didn't have to be that rude... T ^ T
Saito: *sigh* = _ = *releases her from the hug* Have you regained your brain now?
Yuki: I didn't even lose it to begin with.
(Why do I feel special when I look at him...? Don't tell me!? DX N-no! Haruka loves him! I can't... But...! Argh! I think I'm falling in love with him...)Saito: Hmm? O _ O Kashiwagi-san?
Yuki: N-nothing. ^ _ ^ H-hey... Can I ask a favor?
Saito: Hmm? O _ O Sure.
Yuki: May I hug you?
Saito: = _ = Why the hell would you hug me?
Yuki: Just... Let me hug you. ^ _ ^
Saito: S-sure... > _ >
(Why the heck's she hugging me? = _ =')Black: *behind a tree* = _ =' My goodness... The two of them will catch a cold by doing that...
Atsuki: *behind an intersection* - _ - *pats Haruka's back* Don't cry... ^ _ ^ He must have a reason. Remember, you're his girlfriend. And Kashiwagi Yuki-san is just his friend.
Haruka: *beside Atsuki* T . T I hope so too...
-End of Chapter-
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