[A/N: LOL. So to summarize... The guy in the video wanted the whole NMB Akagumi to be arrested just because he got hit by a car for following a chick? = _ = WHATTARETARD.]
Miyazawa Ren's Intro and POV...Minnasan, konnichiwa. ^ _ ^ Miyazawa Ren desu. 17 years old. Currently a student studying in Majisuka Gakuen.
![Smiley :))](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
Like Saiki-nii and Saito-nii, I also work part-time. ^ _ ^ I work as a construction worker, waiter, janitor and... As a host club member too. - _ - And I'm keeping it a secret from Saiki-nii and Saito-nii. So, don't tell them about it, alright?
![;)](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/wink2.gif)
Parents? O _ O They died. You had heard from Saito-nii, right? > _ > And about siblings... I had two. But you probably know who they are. ^ _ ^ I also have siblings which are not blood-related to me. They're my friends in school.
![Smiley :))](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
One of them will be Nakanishi Yuu-san. ^ _ ^ He's a handsome and strong-willed guy who fights beside me in gang wars.
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
He's so competitive. We would count how many goons have we beat and I always win!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Saiki-nii, Saito-nii and Yuu-san always tell me to keep my other self in check. O _ O I don't even know what they're talking about. - _ -' Do you guys know about it? O _ O They say it's with the pendant. Well, I can fight yankees normally without switching the pendant. The pendant gives me more strength but I don't even know what I'm doing when I start switching this. When it switches back, I see my opponents begging for their lives. - _ -
About my other friends... - _ - Yagami-kun is also there. He currently two-times girls right now. = _ = Namely, Kimoto-san from Sutegoro High School and Kizaki-san from Yabakune. - _ - He always tells us that he won't get caught. I wonder bout that. My other friends will be the infamous yankee gang called Rappappa. Otabe and I are always having fun by competing in eating spicy food. ^ _ ^ But I always lose.
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We were having fun but we've been disbanded. Ooshima-chan and Otabe had to go because of their work in show business. Oh wait! Please support Otabe's show!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
It's called Honmayan for short!
![Big Grin :D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
Getting back, Maeda and Black told us that they have a family to support. Wait...! EH!? O _ O I thought Black-san didn't have a family? That his family didn't want him so they threw him or something? Maybe he got somebody pregnant... = _ = Well, he's handsome, nothing to question about it. And Saiki-nii and Sado have a school to manage... T ^ T Ren is so sad! But I still have my other friends so... ^ _ ^
Wait, Lovelife? O _ O!!! I don't know. But lately, I'm falling in love with Yuki-san. > _ < I was even tempted once to read one of her photobooks. Good thing, Saiki-nii didn't see me actually reading it.
[A/N: SO YOU READ IT AFTER ALL.
] But why are they against my love for Yuki-san? O _ O Just because she's an idol? - _ - Hmm... And there's also this girl who has been pestering me to become her lover. What was her name... = _ = Furukawa-san, was it? Anyways, thank you to the Author who gave me this chapter to introduce. ^ _ ^
[A/N: So you think that's over? = _ =]Hmm? O _ O What? I already said everything I-
*author switches the pendant to Rock*
Author: So now, I'm interviewing the street's famous... GEKIKARA-san!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Me: Fuhahahaha~! >
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Nee... Okotteru? *bites nails*
Author: W-wait! DDx I have questions to ask! Will you answer them?
Me: Yorokonde... *bites nails*
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
Author: A-alright... = _ = F-first... Name please.
Me: Miyazawa... Ren... Also known as Gekikara... Fuhahahahaha~! >
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Author: N-next... = _ = Anything you did that you regret.
Me:
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
Punching the hell out of an innocent guy 6 years ago...
Author: = _ = ... Don't tell me!? DDx
Me: Nee... okotteru? *bites nails* >
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Author: I'm not... = _ = Next... What do you think of idols? O _ O
Me: I'll kill every last one of them...!
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
They're the reason why my parents died...!
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
Especially that girl...! *punches the Author*
Author: *got hit* = _ = *removes destroyed glasses* So who's the Girl? = _ =
Me: KASHIWAGI!
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
*punches the author again*
*Author switched the pendant to Pop*
Author: Sugoi Gap... = _ =' His normal self loves Kashiwagi... And his other self wants to kill her? O _ O!!! SUGOI!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
But ouch... His punches are amazing. = _ = I think I can't go to school this week...
End of Miyazawa Ren's Introduction...Still Ren's POV... After School... In a public playground...Uhm... What's with all the blood on your face, Amakuchi-san? O _ o
[A/N: Shut up. Do you job. It's your fault. ARGH. DX *puts bandaid*]Sorry then. Well thanks to the Author for giving me this chance anyways! ^ _ ^ So now I'm in a public playground. And that girl is here... = _ = Aww... I couldn't go to Yuki-san's handshake event... I have classes.
Furukawa: Ren, please give me a chance?
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( I'll give you anything you want! T ^ T
Me: Sorry but... ^ _ ^ I already love somebody.
*Furukawa got shot by an imaginary arrow*
Furukawa: Who the heck is this girl!? D:< I'm sure you can't answer it! I'll give you 5-
Me: If it's the name, it's Kashiwagi Yuki. ^ _ ^ A popular idol. You can see her poster in that convenience store. *points at a random convenience store* > _ >
Furukawa: HUH!? DX You serious!? SHE'S AN IDOL! YOU CAN'T REACH HER!
Me: That's what you think. = _ = I'm leaving- *hears something*
Girl: Hey, you're not the boss of me! BACK OFF! DX *pushes Girl 2*
Girl 2: You're defying me now, Iriyama Rina! D:< *pushes the girl to the ground*
Oh my goodness, that girl needs help! DX Gonna run like the wind! > _ > So when I finally arrived there the Girl 2 was puzzled. O _ O
Me: What're you doing to her? > _ > Aren't you rude? *helps Rina stand up* Miss, you okay? O _ O
Rina: A... Eh... A-ano... T-thank you, Mister. O w O!!!
Me: What is this girl doing to you? > _ >
Rina: U-uhm... She was bullying me. Always asking me to buy these and that until my money becomes 0.
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( She would also punch me. Good thing my Mom and Dad would believe me when I tell them I tripped or something.
Me: I see... - _ - *looks at Girl 2* - _ - I would want to know your name before I finish you off.
Girl 2: Finish me off. What do you mean? > _ >
Me: Hey... Do you know the infamous Rappappa? > _ >
Girl 2: H-hey... O _ O!!! That group who can wipe off 500 people barehanded!? DX
Me: Yes. ^ _ ^ Unfortunately... I'm the guy called Gekikara there. > _ >
Girl 2: Huh?! DX That's impossible! You look like a-
*I punch her so hard in the stomach*
*Girl 2 whines in pain*
Me: Does it feel good? > _ > Answer me.
Girl 2: Itt...tai...! DX Remember this, Rina! I'll get back to you on this one! DX *runs away*
Rina: ... O w O *jawdrop*
Me: ^ _ ^ Are you alright?
Rina: ... O w O Y-yes... I'm... Alright.
Me: You looked astonished. O _ O Are you scared?
Rina: N-no! ^ _ ^ Not really! Thank you, sir!
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I love you, sir! Please be my boyfriend! ^ _ ^
Me: S-sorry but... I have someone I love now. ^ _ ^'
(Why did she say that? O w O Is she out of her mind?)Rina: Pretty please? O w O *uses her cute face*
Me: ^ _ ^' A-ano...
Rina: Please! > w < You can't say no! I'll give you anything you want! ^ _ ^
Me: ^ _ ^' I see... I don't have a choice then. *sigh*
Rina: You'll say yes? O w O
Like my older brother Saito-nii always says to me... FLEE!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Me: *runs away* Sorry I still have my Janitor part-time job! > _ <
I thought I got away but... I was completely wrong. Right, Mr. Author? - _ -
[A/N: Yes. And I'll write it in my next chapter.]
End of Ren's POV...
Normal POV...
Inside Mayu's Car...Mayu: So where do you want us to drop you? O w O
Jun: In the nearest pharmacy please. ^ _ ^
Mayu: By the way... - w -
Jun: Yes? O _ O
Mayu: Do you have a girlfriend? >///>
Jun: Why ask? O _ O
Mayu: N-nothing! >///>
Jun: - _ - Hmm... I don't have anyone yet.
Mayu: But why? O w O I mean... There are so many girls in your college, right?
Jun: Well... One of those things that I can remember is that... I promised a girl not to have any girlfriend without telling her. ^ _ ^
Mayu: Ehh...? So who's this girl? O w O
(So he still remembers our promise to each other?
I'm so happy!
)Jun: It's the Mayu I'm searching for. ^ _ ^
Mayu: I see... ^ _ ^
(I can't take it anymore... Why can't he remember me? T ^ T) Jun: By the way... - _ - I've heard this on Kashiwagi-san...
Mayu: Yes? O w O
Jun: You loved somebody who disappeared 6 years ago? O _ O
Mayu: W-why yes. ^ _ ^ Why ask?
Jun: W-well... I had amnesia 6 years ago so... ^ _ ^
Mayu: I see. ^ _ ^ Well yes, I did. He looks so cool. He would always give me all the attention I want. But on the day that I'll confess to him, he vanished. - w - I never saw him again.
(Actually, I did... But he was in Coma. And when he woke up, his parents told me that he can't remember me anymore.)Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ Did we met more than 6 years ago?
Mayu: Hmm... - w - Secret.
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Jun: *moves closer to Mayu* Come on, tell me! Dx
Mayu: =///= Find that out by yourself.
*Jun moves even closer cornering Mayu*
Izaya: Oi... = _ = If you two make something weird inside this car of mine... I SWEAR... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO. I JUST CLEANED THIS CAR HOURS AGO. DON'T YOU DARE DIRTY IT! DX
Mayu: T-that's right! DX B-by the way... I'MTHINKINGOFGOINGTOM-MCDO! W-WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME THERE? DDx
Jun: Hmm... - _ - Sure.
Mayu: And it's your treat.
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Jun: EH!? DX W-well fine. I still have enough money anyways... - _ -
Mayu: Yay!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Let's Go!
Mcdonalds, Ikebukuro Branch...Employee: Ma'am, welcome to McDonalds! What's your-! MAYUYU!?
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May I shake hands with you?!
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Mayu: U-uhm... Sure. ^ _ ^ *shakes hands with her*
Kid: Nee-chan, I wanna order a Happy Meal.
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(
Mayu: STOP! DX *blocks the cashier from the kid's reach*
Kid: Yes, neechan?
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(
Mayu: You can't order a happy meal with a frown!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
YOU SHOULD ORDER IT WITH A SMILE!
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Rest of the people inside McDonalds except for Jun: = _ =
(Is she effin kidding us?)Mayu: Huwaat? DX I'm right!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Jun: *giggles* Mayuyu is really interesting. ^ _ ^
Mayu: *blush* T-thanks... Hehehe...
Mean while... In Haruna and Mario's location...Haruna: I did say that we should date but... = _ =+
Mario: Hmm? > w >
Haruna: Why the heck are we dating in JOLLIBEE!? D:< WHAT ARE WE!? A KIDDY COUPLE!? DDx
Mario: Ehh~? Sorry!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
This is all I can afford for now. Just enjoy it. ^ _ ^
Haruna: *blush* W-well... I think I should.
(Argh! WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME WHEN YOU SMILE!? DX I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO NOT FORGIVE YOU!)Mario: Hmm? O w O I'm going to order now, okay?
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
*Mario goes to the cashier*
Cashier: Sir, welcome to Jollibee! ^ _ ^ May I have your order? O w O
Mario: 1 bucket of Chickenjoy and 2 Jolly Spaghettis please.^ _ ^ As for the drink, We'll have 2 iced tea.
Cashier: Okay sir, that would be 1000 yen. ^ _ ^
Mario: Hai~! *gives the cashier 1000 yen* By the way... May I ask? O w O
Cashier: Yes, sir? O _ O
Mario: Were the chickens in joy when you killed them? Or where they Enjoying the part when you were killing them?
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Cashier: No, sir. ^ _ ^' Why ask?
Mario: Cuz' you're selling CHICKENJOY.
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Cashier: = _ =' Oh...
Mario: One more thing!
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Cashier: What, sir? = _ =
Mario: Was the spaghetti happy when you cooked it?
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Cashier: HUH? = _ =+ Spaghetti doesn't even have feelings sir. Why ask?
Mario: Cuz' you're selling JOLLY Spaghetti!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Cashier: = _ =+ Sir, please get out of the cashier now. You're delaying our other orders. *gives him a table number*
*Mario goes to their chair*
Haruna: *facepalm* = _ = You even trolled the Cashier?
Mario: HOHOHOHO~ It was fun!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Haruna: *sigh* I wonder why I'm so inlove with you. = _ =
Mario: Hahahaha. If you love me, then I love you more. *kisses Kojima's right hand* ^ _ ^
Haruna: *blushes* W-whatever... >///>
*Yuizou and Yuuko enters McDonalds*
Haruna: *notices them* AH!
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Yuuko-chan! ^ _ ^
Yuuko: Harunyan! I MISSED YOU! DDx
Haruna: Ehh? O _ O What happened to her, Otabe?
Yuizou: Her fans were all male. She missed the boobs and the ass of a girl.
![XD](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/XD.gif)
Haruna: Mattaku, Yuuko-chan. = _ =
Mario: By the way, Yuizou... >:3
Yuizou: Hmm? O w O
Mario: Are you inlove with somebody now? > w >
Yuizou: That question, huh? - w - Well, yes. ^ _ ^
Mario, Haruna and Yuuko: HAH!? DDx TO WHO!?
Yuizou: Are you still asking me? = w = I'm inlove with Maeda's younger sister, Shimazaki Haruka.
Yuuko: = w = Meh... I already have predicted it. You're boring.
Yuizou: Whatever Yuuko. At least I've got somebody I like. > w > Not like you... You only like Girls with big PAST and FUTURE. = w =
Yuuko: Yeah right~ = w =
(Oh my goodness... If they just knew who...)In Yuki's Location... Meters away from the Handshake event...Yuki: *walking* Hmm? O w O *a group of thugs block her way*
Thug 1: Miss, wouldcha like to hang out with my gang?
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
We're pretty good. *tries to hit on her*
Yuki: ^ _ ^' I'm sorry but I have to hurry up. I still have something to do.
Thug 1: *grabs her left wrist* Oi... = _ = When I say hang out, YOU HANG OUT.
Yuki: Somebody help me! DX
*Saito arrives*
Yuki: Eh?! Saito-kun!? O w O
Saito: Hey, that's my girl you got there. Sorry, she's a little klutzy with directions. ^ _ ^ Can I have her now?
Thug 1: Huh? = _ =+ You're her boyfriend? Oi, guys, rough him up. She's mine now. Finder's keepers.
![Evil >:D](http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/evil.gif)
*Saito gets roughed up by thugs*
*Something as fast as light beats all the thugs then leaves*
Thug 1: HUH!? O _ O!!! What the heck happened!?
Saito: H-heh...? O _ O
(How the heck did they collapsed like this? Dx)Thug 1: S-sorry! DX *releases Yuki then dashes away*
Yuki: What the heck happened? O w O *looks at Saito* H-hey! Are you alright? > w <
Saito: I'm fine. = _ = *gets up* ... *feels pain* !!! Shoot...! Dx
Yuki: You're not. = w = I'll give you a hand.
Saito: I'm fine! > _ > Get away before they get back.
Yuki: Everything's going to be fine. - w - Now let me help you!
Saito: Tsk, No need. It's only a little. = _ =
Yuki: Okay then. - w - By the way, why were you here? O w O
Saito: W-well... This way is nearer to my house. > _ >
Yuki: Really? > w > *pokes Saito's injured stomach*
Saito: Ouch! Dx That hurts, you know?
Yuki: Answer me seriously, why are you here? > w >
Saito: Ok, ok! DDx I followed you cuz' Mayu told me. > _ > It's not that I'm worried, okay?
Yuki: Fufufu... Being tsundere, aren't you? xDD *her phone rings* Hmm? O w O *checks phone*
Screen: Watanabe Maki-kun <3
'Yuki-chan, you there? ^ _ ^ I'm finally going to get married. I just wanted you to know because you're one of my bestfriends. ^ _ ^ I'll be married to one of my past patients. And her name is Ooya Shizuka. I hope you can attend our wedding next week.
I'll be expecting you. About the invitation, Mayu will be sending you one tomorrow. ^ _ ^'Yuki: O w O!!! ...
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Saito: Hmm? = _ = Hey, you don't have the right to be sad. You should be happy. Your ass is saved. > _ >
Yuki: That's not the reason I'm sad! DX *shows Saito the message* The Love of my life will now be married...! AND NOT TO ME! T A T
*rain falls*
Saito: = _ = That all?
Yuki: You don't understand...! T A T It's because you don't even love anybody-
Saito: *hugs Yuki*
Yuki: S-saito-kun! Let me go! Dx
Saito: D:< I am currently hugging you because I LOVE YOU as a friend! Now, if you still don't notice other people that love you as a friend... THEN HURRY UP AND DIE FOR THAT GUY! DDx
Yuki: *fell silent* You didn't have to be that rude... T ^ T
Saito: *sigh* = _ = *releases her from the hug* Have you regained your brain now?
Yuki: I didn't even lose it to begin with.
(Why do I feel special when I look at him...? Don't tell me!? DX N-no! Haruka loves him! I can't... But...! Argh! I think I'm falling in love with him...)Saito: Hmm? O _ O Kashiwagi-san?
Yuki: N-nothing. ^ _ ^ H-hey... Can I ask a favor?
Saito: Hmm? O _ O Sure.
Yuki: May I hug you?
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Saito: = _ = Why the hell would you hug me?
Yuki: Just... Let me hug you. ^ _ ^
Saito: S-sure... > _ >
(Why the heck's she hugging me? = _ =')Black: *behind a tree* = _ =' My goodness... The two of them will catch a cold by doing that...
Atsuki: *behind an intersection* - _ - *pats Haruka's back* Don't cry... ^ _ ^ He must have a reason. Remember, you're his girlfriend. And Kashiwagi Yuki-san is just his friend.
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Haruka: *beside Atsuki* T . T I hope so too...
-End of Chapter-