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[A/N: Thanks for your reactions. I really wanted to do a serious fict but my comedian self is stopping me. DX]
Normal POV...Inside a church, A bride whose heart was left in ruins has been crying. FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF NOW. = _ =
Mayu: *still crying* L-love-tan...! T ^ T What have I done wrong? He loves me right? Q . Q
Aika: *slaps Mayu* D:< ...
Mayu: L-lovetan...? Q . Q
Aika: Mayu... = _ = HE'S NOT COMING BACK! NOW KILL HIM IN YOUR MEMORY! > _ >
Mayu's Brain...
*Yuki being shot by Mayu*
*Yuki RESPAWNS!*
*Mayu stabs Yuki for 48 times*
*Yuki RESPAWNS!*
Mayu's Brainscreen: MAYUYU GODLIKE![A/N: If the label is wrong, then sorry. THE AUTHOR ONLY PLAYED DOTA ONCE IN HER LIFE.]Mayu: B-but Lovetan... Q . Q He's immortal in my brain... I TRIED KILLING HIM BUT...! HE RESPAWNS LIKE THOSE THINGIES IN DOTA! DDx
*Aika facepalms*
Natsumi: My goodness, Mayuyu... = w = I told you from the start that he's not a good man and still you insisted! DX
Flashback... First Time they met...Natsumi: *sees Yuki* Look Mayu!
A hot IKEMEN!
Mayu: O w O He looks normal to me.
Natsumi: NO MAYU! THAT'S IKEMEN!
Mayu: Then he's good? O w O
Natsumi: OH YES, MAYU!
HE'S A GOOD GUY! LET'S GO TO HIM!
End of Flashback...Mayu: E-eh...!? Q . Q But you were the one who told me that Yuki is a good guy... T . T
Aika: *facepalm again then hits Natsumi* So it was your fault eh..,? > _ >
Natsumi: ^ _ ^' S-sorry... ;P Teehee?
Harugon: It's alright, Mayu. ^ _ ^ Your friends are still here for you. Oh by the way, have you seen Yuki's friends? O w O
Aika: = _ = They left. NINJA STYLE. > _ >+
Mayu: *tries to call Yuki* T . T Please answer...
Yuki's Location...Yuki: *still running* Hmm? O _ O *opens phone* ... M-mayu!? O _ O!!! *presses the no button* She might be angry at me right now. *calls someone*
*other line answers*
Yuki: H-hello, Jun! ^ _ ^ *still running*
Jun: = _ = Sheesh... Haru, you ran away from the wedding, huh? Good thing they didn't notice us leaving the church.
Yuki: S-sorry... ^ _ ^' *still running*
Jun: So why call me now? = _ = Rena-chan and I are currently in the middle of making our first born. > _ > *gets his polo*
Yuki: I... I see... ^ _ ^'
(Goodness, Yuki... YOU CALLED THEM WHILE THEY WERE HAVING SEX! DX BAD TIMING! BAD TIMING! D:<) M-may I stay in your place for a while? O w O *still running*
Jun: Sure, sure! ^ _ ^ You're a friend and I help my friends.
Rena: Jun... = _ = Who's that? Your lover, eh? *lying in bed*
Jun: N-no, Rena-chan! DX
Rena: *sits* You sure? = _ = *grabs the phone* Hello?
Yuki: Rena-chan, how're you? O w O *still running*
Rena: Yuki, huh? = _ = Why the heck did you left that poor girl in front of the altar? > _ >
Yuki: Like I told you when you proposed to me over a year ago... I HATE COMMITMENTS. > _ > *still running*
Rena: Yeah, yeah... Sure, you do. = _ = And with that, you'll never have anyone on your side when all of your hair turn white.
Yuki: Oh, shaddap. = _ = I'm hanging up. Yuuko's been chasing me for an hour now. *still running*
Yuuko: STOP THERE YOU WICKED, FAT, NO GOOD MARIMOKKORI ASS! D:< I'M GOING TO END YOUR LIFE FOR OSHIRIRI! NOW JUST STOP RUNNING SO I CAN KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL! DDx
Yuki: N-NO WAI! DX *runs faster*
A week later... In Miyazaki Miho's house...Miho: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! HEEEEEEY! SEXY LADY!
*dancing Gangnam Style*
Mayu: Myao-chan... T . T
Miho: Cheer up, Mayu-chan!
Just Dance with me!
Mayu: Well this is fun. - . - *starts dancing*
Miho: Told you!
*still dancing*
Mayu: *stops dancing* It'll be more fun if I danced while FALLING OFF A CLIFF... T A T
Ayarin: WHAT THE HECK!? DX Don't do that! D:<
Harugon, Aika and Natsumi: Yeah, she's right for the first time ever.
Next day... In front of a cliff...Mayu: Goodbye WORLD! T ^ T *dancing Gangnam Style while moving closer to the cliff*
Ayarin: WHAT THE HECK!? DX *meters away from the cliff*
Aika: = _ =+ *hits Mayu head with a harisen then pulls her away*
Mayu: I'LL END MY LIFE NOW, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!? DX *being dragged by Aika*
Aika: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! D:< *hits her again* HARUGON, AYARIN, MAKE SURE SHE'S TIED UNTIL WE REACH HER HOUSE! = _ =+
Harugon and Ayarin: Ma'am, yes, ma'am! - w -
A month later... Mayu's house...Natsumi: So... - _ - Is Yuuko-chan coming? *reading a fashion magazine*
Ayarin: - _ - No, she's not. She just sent me a mail a while ago. She said she's going to check some papers. > _ > *plays Fatal Frame in PS*
Natsumi: What about Myao? O w O
Aika: She told she's in Busan right now. = _ =
Harugon: What's she doing there? O w O
Aika: Buying Korean things. = _ = Geez, why's she on our enemy country? We can't even understand anything they're saying. = _ =
Mayu: It's alright for me even if they're not here. ^ _ ^ As long as there's cake here!
*eats Aika's cake*
Aika: = _ = Mayu... Stop eating the cake... I made that for everyone. NOT ONLY FOR YOU. > _ >+
Harugon: Ii kara, ii kara... ^ _ ^ Let's just spoil Mayu for now.
It's been over a month since Yuki-
*everybody glares daggers at her*
Harugon: ^ _ ^' I mean... that guy left Mayu in front of the altar... > w >
Natsumi: *sigh* - w - I still can't believe he did that. And I thought he was a good guy.
Aika: Too much for your 64 ex-boyfriends eh, Nacchan? > _ >+
Natsumi: - w - Having 64 ex-boyfriends is better than being an NBSB like you, Lovetan. > w >
Aika: GRRR...! ARE YOU PICKING UP A FIGHT NOW!? DDx
Harugon: Chill! ^ _ ^ Everything's going to be fine.
Aika: Yeah right. = _ = You're cooking the barbecue, right? *smells something burnt*
Harugon: Yeah. O w O Why ask?
Aika: I think the barbecue's burnt now. - _ -
Harugon: KYAA! DX *rushes to the barbecues*
Ayaka: - w - Goodness... Aika the Common Sense Dealer is really scary... *pouring sugar to her coffee*
Aika: *sees that Ayarin's pouring too much sugar in her coffee* = _ = It's better than not having any, Ayarin. > _ > Look, you're putting too much sugar in that coffee. I'm not drinking that. = _ =
Ayaka: Oh, sorry! DX *stops pouring the sugar*
Mayu: Guys... ^ _ ^ Thank you for being here for me. *getting another piece of Lovetan's cake*
Aika: You're still asking that? = _ = And when the heck will you stop eating the cake? > _ > I've been waiting for centuries to EAT EVEN A SPOON, y'know?
Mayu: Eh~?!
*pouts* Just let me have my way this month. I want to enjoy life now that... I'm single. > _ >
Aika: I see... - _ - Well, just tell me if you had enough. I'll eat what's left. > _ >
Mayu: T-thanks, Lovetan. ^ _ ^ By the way, do you love someone now? O w O
Aika: NEVEEEEEEEEEER! DX Boys are just a lump of no goods!
Natsumi: That's not true!
They're fun and they're the reason why we can have babies!
Aika: YUCK! DX I'd rather die than have a boyfriend!
Natsumi: You're saying that now... And later you'll have a boyfriend that you'll be crazy with!
Aika: NEVEEEEEEEEEEEER! DX
Harugon: *comes back with a plate of burnt barbecues* O w O Guys, sorry it's a little burnt. By the way Mayu... ^ _ ^
Mayu: Yes, Harugon-chan? ^ _ ^
Harugon: Do you still love him? O w O
Mayu: > _ > Hell No. When he sees me, HE'LL SHIT BRIX. = _ =+
Ayaka: Pfft! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aika: Why would he?
Mayu: I'll prove to him that I can still live without him! > _ > I HATE HIM! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!
Ayarin: If you're sure about that... Then shout DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TO YOUR LEFT. xDD
*Aika in Mayu's LEFT*
Mayu: *shouts to the left* DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
Aika: *covers ear* ARGH! IT HURTS ME EAR! DX Ayarin, I'LL KILL YOU! D:< COME HERE!
Ayarin: HELL NO! DX
*Aika and Ayarin plays tag*
Natsumi: Hey Mayu!
Mayu: Yes, Nacchan? O w O
Natsumi: Want me to set up blind dates for you? :3
Aika: NO, MAYU! DON'T YOU DARE ACCEPT HER PLAN! DX *stops chasing Ayarin*
Mayu: Sure, Nacchan! ^ _ ^ It's better than to have that no good marimokkori's memory stuck in my brain. > _ >+
Harugon: For the better Mayuyu in the future! *raises her glass of juice* CHEERS! ^ _ ^
Mayu, Ayarin, Aika and Natsumi: CHEERS!
Mayu: Let's dump that NO GOOD MARIMOKKORI from our MEMORIES!
Ayarin, Aika, Natsumi and Harugon: YEAH!
Yuki's Location...*Yuki drinking beer*
Jun: = _ = Last month, you were so happy because you're still free from commitment... Now... YOU'RE BAWLING OVER YOUR RUINED WEDDING!? DX
Yuki: T ^ T Just allow me to be like this right now... *drinking his 2nd bottle*
Jun: It's your fault, Haru. > _ > She was a nice girl. She gave everything to you... Except her virginity of course. = _ =
Yuki: Shut up, I didn't ask for it, alright? = _ = *drinking his 3rd bottle*
Jun: Anyways, stop drinking. *gets the bottle of beer* = _ = Because of you, Rena and I didn't make a child a month ago. YOU CALLED AT THE WRONG TIME, DUDE! WRONG TIME! DX
Yuki: Whatever... Dude... I feel dizzy... DX
Jun: You're drinking beer dude. = _ = You're not drinking water. EXPECT THAT YOUR HEAD WILL REALLY FEEL DIZZY. DX
Yuki: I see...
Hehehe...
Jun: I'll just buy something, alright? - _ - Please watch Rena for me.
Yuki: Roger~!
*jun leaves*
Rena: Geez, Yuki. = _ = You have guts to leave a girl in the wedding and now, you're drinking cuz' you lost her.
Yuki: Oh shut up, Rena-chan~ DX Was it my fault that I hated commitment? *lies on the couch*
Rena: Geez... *wipes Yuki's sweat*
Yuki: You know Rena... - _ - You suddenly became so beautiful in my eyes... Want to be my girlfriend...?
Rena: = _ = *hits Yuki with a letter* No thank you. *moves away*
*Yuki grabs her wrist then pulls her*
Rena: Huwaat? = _ =+
*Yuki kisses Rena*
*Rena pushes him away*
Rena: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!? DX *touches her lips*
Yuki: Weren't you head over heels in love with me...? - _ -
Rena: You're outdated. That was last year. = _ = I'm in love with Jun now. > _ > And we're planning our wedding.
Yuki: O _ O!!! What the! You were doing sex last month but you two are not yet married!? DX
Rena: Oh shut up. = _ = I'm leaving. *leaves*
Yuki: - _ - I see... I hope that Mayu... Has forgiven me. :/
-End of Chapter-
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