Penis Game Controller Allows You To Play "Custom Maid 3-D"

[daigong]

who pre-ordered? lol shit better hope it don't elecotrocute your dick oh man only in Japan 

The World’s Most Perverted Game Controller Allows You To Play Video Games With Your Penis




Japan will soon be introducing the Ju-C-Air, a(nother) penis-powered controller that soon will allow horny gamers everywhere to play completely in the nude and without the risk of damaging those already-sore wrists.

Sort of like existenZ, the wireless and muscle-responsive controller will be packaged specifically with a game. In this case that’s the virtual sex Custom Maid 3-D.

According to Digital Journal, the game allows players to to interact with a scantily-clad girl of their own custom design (dressed as a pirate, maid, etc.), and use the Ju-C  to react to specific ‘movements/gesticulations’, or amount of ‘forcefulness’ applied, per user.

If you’re a little reluctant to break such a device out in front of friends, it will also be equipped with a normal analog joystick (ba-dum!), complete with A/B/C buttons.

Developed by Kiss (that’s the Japanese gaming company, though Gene Simmons probably wishes he’d thought of this), the game/controller is due to hit Japanese game retailers this February.

As many of you probably know, this isn’t Japan’s first foray into the penis-powered gaming device. Kotaku reported some 5 years ago on something called the SOM, which seems really convoluted in retrospect:

Affectionately known as the ‘joydick’, this self-explanatory controller-device-thing handily fit over junk and enabled players to experience having sex with anime characters via a USB port. It also made us lose respect for ourselves collectively as a human race and was way too awkward/fragile to fit in my luggage without breaking.

Here’s a look at the game, sans controller, and what you’ll be up to in it. Suffice it to say, some pseudo-NSFW gameplay ensues:

via http://www.jacehallshow.com/news/pop-culture/offbeat/20130212/finally-penis-powered-game-controller/

check out the maids!! http://www.kisskiss.tv/cm3d/jucair/



I love how there's a eye patch one. Fuckin fetish lol get it at amazon! http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00APXNGZI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360308763&redirect=true&sr=8-2

[Aioros]

at least the Konami code is still doable with that controller 

[things]

haha this is really funny  brb moving to japan

[exequias]

what the...?? i laugh when i read the TITLE i thought it was some kind of a joke, but knowing japan... xD

it will be weird playing multiplayer