A young Interviewer is assign to interview our beloved couples... and this is what he got..
MaYuki couple:
Interviewer: how long have you two been together?
Mayu: <said happily> since forever!
Yuki: <smile> it's been six years for us.. Well, since 2006
Interv: <raise his eyebrow> um, your 19 this year right?
Ma: Hai!
Interv: so.. Six years ago, you are.. 13? And you're 16? <look at Yuki hesitantly>
Yu: <bring out her black aura> what are you implying?
Interv: (gulp!) next question! So both of you are inside the Kami7 circle, right? What it feels like being there?
Ma: hmm.. There's nothing special actually, beside getting more screen time, killer schedule, traveling, lack of sleep
Interv: Uh, I meant the people. Is there special treatment for Kami7?
Yu: special treatment? No, no, there's nothing like that. They treat us equally, actually management push us more and more each days then other members
Interv: so, Watanabe-San we heard about your kissing with Watanabe Miyuki-San. May we know why you did that?
Yu: <glare at the interviewer> why are you asking that?
Ma: <giggle> it was accident actually, it was dark and I was sitting in a chair, I though she was Yukirin and accidentally kiss her. When I realized that her lips taste different I quickly apologize to her and Yukirin
Interv: you're not jealous?
Yu: <smile> my girlfriend is a flirt and cute, everybody want her to be theirs but sorry, she's mine only. And even though she kiss other people, I know that her heart, body and soul only belong to me
Ma: <blush and smile shyly> it is.. I love you..
Yu: I love you more..
Mayu and Yuki kiss in front of the interviewer and camera.
Interv: Uh, let's go to next question- W, wait, Watanabe-San, Kashiwagi-San, where are you going?
Yu: <pick Mayu up like princess> go ask another couple..
Ma: <giggle> let's make love in the bus again!
MaYuki couple run away.
Interv:w,wait! Wait a moment! MaYuki couple wait!!
After few minutes, interviewer look at the camera.
Interv: we.. Are so sorry about what happened so.. We'll continue with our next couple.. It's.. MariMii couple! We're welcome you the Minegishi Minami and Shinoda Mariko couple!
Miichan and Mariko enter the stage.
Interv: hello, welcome to our show!
Mariko: <look around> this is a show?
Miichan: they said this is pervert studio and the interviewer is stupid <said to Mariko>
Interv: <glare at the two> Uh, we're not a pervert!
Ma: <don't care and sit on Miichan's lap>
Interv: Uh, can you sit on the other chair?
Ma: <gave disgust look at the interviewer> there's no way I'm gonna sit on that hard seat
Mii: my girlfriend ass only for me, dude
Interv: <look at the producer who's only shrug his shoulder> let's.. Start then..
Interv: so, our first question for MariMii couple is, since when do you two together, and when I said together as in relationship
Mari: oh.. She take my virginity when she's 17..
Mii: yeah, it was beautiful night
Interv: <raise his eyebrow> I mean, how long have you been dating each other?
Mari: my favorite things? Hmm.. Let me think for a moment.. Oh! I like panda!
Mii: panda is cute! Do you remember when you wear that Panda suit? Your so sexy in that
Mari: really? Awe, you're so sweet! <kiss Miichan cheek>
Interv: <look at the producer again who's panic and give her gesture to continue the questions> so.. Tell us about Ue Kara Mariko, your first single as center, Shinoda-San
Mari: <smile bright> yes! Ue Kara Mariko!!
Mii: I love that song
Mari: You were there!!
Mii: dancing beside you is one of my dreams
Mari: really!? I love you! <kiss Miichan passionately>
Mii: <one of her hands are entering Mariko's skirt>
Mari: mm.. Baby.. The camera is still rolling..mm <said between kiss>
Interv: <shock and speechless>
Mii:let's ditch this interview! <pick Mariko up and run away from the studio>
Interv: why is there no normal couple in AKB? <ask his producer>
Prod: just continue the interview!
Interv: <sigh> okay.. Next couple! Is TomoTomo! They're known as Itano Tomomi and Kasai Tomomi! Let's welcome TomoTomo!
Chiyu:Hello!
Tomochin: whatever
Interv: so WTomo, how long have you two been together?
Chiyu: <smile bright> we've been together forever! <hug Tomochin arm>
Tomo: yeah, what she said <look bored>
Interv: <look at Tomochin> um.. So, Itano-San, could you tell us about your kiss with Takahashi-San on stage?
Chiyu: <pout>
Tomo: there's nothing to tell, it's just monomane gesture <assure Chiyu>
Chiyu: Chiyu don't like it! Chiyu, Chiyu!
Tomo: if only you don't sing after that MC stage, you'll be the one I kiss on that stage
Chiyu: Chiyu, Chiyu Chiyu.. Chiyu~
Tomo: it's okay, I understand.. I'm sorry too..
Chiyu: Chiyu~~
Tomo: I love you too.. <peck Chiyu's forehead>
Interv: <look at Tomochin weirdly> you understand that?
Tomo: <glare at Interviewer> what do you mean by that, huh? everyone understand it
Interv: (gulp!) nothing! Next question! When will you release your solo album, Kasai-San?
Chiyu: <smile brightly> Chiyu! Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu, um.. Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu chuu!
Tomo: <smile and pat Chiyu's head> I'm proud of you, baby..
Interv: <scratch his hair> and that mean is...?
Chiyu: Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu uu
Interv: I'm so sorry, but could you said it maybe with another words, beside Chiyu?
Chiyu: <pout> Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu!? Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu!!! <stand and scream to the interviewer>
Tomo: <glare> I agree with you, dear. This guy is stupid, she doesn't understand high class words like you
Interv: high class what?
Chiyu: Chiyu Chiyu Chiyu, chuu <leave the stage>
Tomo: <grab the interviewer's collar> You upset my girlfriend! I really want to punch and kick your freaking face right now, but we're still on air. I let you go now, but if I ever see you again.. You'll dead! <leave the stage>
Interv: <scare> please, can I change with other people here? Those girls are scary!! <freak out!>
producer: you can't
Interv: oh my God!! Just kill me!
Producer: just bare with it. Next couple is JuriRena.
Interview drink a lot of mineral water before he introduce the next couple.
Interv: okay! Everyone, our next couple is JuriRena! They're Matsui Jurina and Matsui Rena.. EH!? <look at the producer> they're sisters?! Incest!! Oh My God!! <shocked>
JuriRena entered the stage.
Interv: so.. First question is.. Are you related by blood?
Jurina: <laugh> no, no. We only have the same surname
Rena: we're not related by blood anyway
Interv: <relief> oh thank God! I love you J! I though you two are in abnormal relationship!
Interv: <smile> so how long have you two know each other?
Juri: hmm, since five years ago, yeah
Rena:yes, when SKE48 audition
Interv: and how long have you two date each other?
Juri: three years!! <said happily> I asked her out first!
Interv: there must be a lot of up and down in SKE, not to mention both of you also in senbatsu. And then, Matsui Jurina-San both in team S and team K right? Is it difficult for you to maintain your time in both team?
Juri: yes, yes it is. But my senior in team K and my friends in SKE help me and support me enough to do both works. So with their support I can do better works with them
Interv: yes, and Matsui Rena-San is SKE48 captain. So that mean both of you often separate right?
Rena: yes, yes. She's making me worry because she had lot of jobs
Juri: when I come back to SKE I always asked her to spoil me
Rena:yeah.. You're still in school anyway..
Interv: <shock> wait! Jurina-San still go to school? Just how old are you?
Juri: I'm 15 going 16 this year!
Interv: what!? And how old are you this year, Rena?
Rena: please use honorific and my surname when you asked me, it's not polite. I'm 22 going 23 this year.
Interv: Oh My God!! Cut! Cut! How could you date her?! SHe's underage!! And three years ago she's only twelve!! You, you, y, y, you're a p-p-ped-pedo-
Rena: <smile like gekikara> tehehe.. Hehehe.. <bite her fingers> so what? We love each other! <grab Interviewer's shirt> we love each other so much it's hurt!!
Juri: <slowly take Rena's hands from the interviewer> let's go Rena, he's wasting our time <kick the interviewer table and it flip down> by the way, I go to Yankee school <said to the interviewer who's still shocked> I'll make sure your car doesn't live long!
JuriRena couple leave the stage.
Interv: she's a pedophile!!! Oh my God!! And, and, and my car! My CAR!!!
Producer: we'll buy you bus ticket
Interv: bus ticket!?!!!
Producer: next couple!
Interv: no!!!
Producer: it's TakaYuu
Interv: Eh?! But both of them are the 'male' in AKB!? It's suppose to be AtsuMina and Kojiyuu
Producer: shut up and do your job
Interv: <sigh> okay, our next couple is TakaYuu! Takahashi Minami and Oshima Yuko
Taka:hello
Yuko:hi!
Interv: so.. Even though you two called TakaYuu, but are you two really a couple?
Yuko: couple? Hmm.. It was more like brotherly relations between Minami and me
Taka:yeah, I'm the only one in AKB that Yuko never tried to kiss I guess
Yuko: <laugh> it'll look like kissing my own brother! No way!
Interv: <confused> don't you mean sisterly love? Or kissing your own sister?
Yuko: nah, both us is the guy in the relationship
Taka: don't mind her, I'm still a girl anyway
Interv:so.. TakaYuu are more like bromance?
Yuko: yes
Taka: yes
Interv: does that mean you two are not dating?
Yuko: <laugh> us? Dating? <laugh again>
Taka: no, no, my girlfriend will be mad if I date her ex-girlfriend
Interv: wha, what? What do you mean by that? Then who's your girlfriend?
Taka: Eh? You don't know my girlfriend? Aren't you a reporter or something?
Yuko: don't you read our resume before you interview us?
Interv: t,the producer won't allow me to read your profile <look at the producer who's avoiding his eyes and fake reading the script> he only said that I just need to ask few questions and it's done
Taka: poor you
Yuko: ah! So that's why you didn't called my real girlfriend or Minami's out
Interv: well I only know AtsuMina and Kojiyuu, if that even your pairing name
Yuko: <laugh> you know what, why don't you call NyanNyan and Acchan out
Taka: <smile bright> I agree!
Interv: then.. Let's welcome Kojima Haruna and Maeda Atsuko!
Acchan: hello!
Kojiharu: good evening!
<Yuko and Takamina get up from their seat and give it to their girlfriends>
Ac: thanks babe
Nyan: awe, you don't have too, I can sit on your lap, you know
Yuko: hehe
Taka: <blush> Uh, I don't think it'll be good for the TV viewers
Interv: <shocked> wait! Wait a minute! Just f***ing wait!!
Nyan: <pout> did he just swear?
Taka: you can't swear in front of camera, Baka!
Yuko: <laugh> this amuse me!
Ac: why are you freak in out anyway?
Interv: you're not dating her?!
Ac: Eh? I broke up with her since 2011
Taka: yeah, it's better if we just be friend
Interv: and you're not dating her?!
Nyan:actually me and Yuko only date for few months, but we broke up
Yuko: yeah, sad though
Interv: why are you broke up?
Nyan: <pout> her libido is just to much!
Yuko: <smile pervert> hehe, she couldn't keep up
Interv: so you broke up because of that?
Nyan: I can't compare with her..
Yuko: my stamina is big!
Ac: Yuko is the tigger in our bed!
Interv: so.. You're with Takahashi-San now?
Nyan: yeah, although she's busy
Taka: I'm sorry.. I'll make time for you more
Nyan: it's okay, actually I like it if we apart for sometimes, so that when we meet, our reunion will be sweet
Taka: you're so nice <back hug Kojiharu>
Interv: and.. How did you two got together?
Ac: hmm.. I think it was like.. Sexual frustration between us
Yuko: we're not really on good relationship in the past
Ac: I admitted that I was a.. Prick back there, my relationship with Yuuchan is not even friends.. But when Yuko break up with Haruna, I was kind of relief. And when she announce that she's single, a lot of girls, well AKB's members and sisters group are trying to get Yuko's attention
Yuko: she doesn't like it
Ac: yes! Yuko is women magnet, and it's troubling
Yuko: hmm, so after she announced her graduation, we often go out together
Interv: because it still difficult to let go Maeda-San, right?
Yuko: <smirk> not really,
Ac: I asked her out on a date actually
Yuko: yes, yes
Ac: and we had sex on the first day we go out together until now we're officially dating
Interv: <cares her forehead> is she like that when she dated you, Takahashi-San?
Taka: Atsuko always seduce me back then
Ac: but she won't give in
Nyan: Takamina is a dense, she had problem with being oblivious
Yuko: yeah, she won't relax at all
Taka: how could I be relax when I have more than 100 girls to take care of!?
Nyan: that's why, you need someone to take care of you too
Taka: then you came
Ac:Oi, Oi, stop being lovey dovey here <laugh>
Yuko: <laugh> yeah, save that in your bedroom
Takamina & NyanNyan blush.
Taka:<hit Yuko's head> shut up squirell!
Yuko:Ouch! It hurts midget!
Taka:Oi! You're a midget too!
Yuko: no I'm not! I'm taller than you!
Taka:only 4 cm!
Yuko:and I'm cuter than you!
Taka:why you-!!
Yuko and Takamina jump at each other.
Interv:OMG! OMG! Stop them! Stop them before they destroy the stage!! <table throw somewhere, there's holes in the stage>
Ac:<sigh> never mention about height whenever you talk with them <said to camera>
Nyan:I'm bored, lets get out from here, Acchan
Ac:sure! You know, I'm craving for Pizza right now
Acchan and NyanNyan walk out the stage.
Interv: wait! Wait bring those midget with you gir-
Yuko & Takamina : we're not midget!!
They hit interviewer before he could finish his words and knock him out.
Ac: Yuuchan~ I want Pizza~
Yuko:yes, dear! <quickly dash to Acchan's side>
Nyan: Minami, I'm hungry~~
Taka:I'll bring you to the best Italian food in district <walk to NyanNyan and hook their hands together>
Interv:.... (Unconscious)
Producer:....
Cameramen:....
Lightning:....
Stylist:....
Managers:....gomenasai.... <run away>
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i wrote this on January 2013, but doesn't have time to post it.
@Hii_chan: writing Atsuyuu pairing is actually a challenge, because those two has difficult character, but i'm glad you find my fic is interesting, thank you very much

@Kazan: really? thank you, don't worry i'll make more Atsuyuu here
@fuu_kun: thank you very much, but Acchan drunk scandal is just one shot from me, but don't worry there'll be plenty of Atsuyuu on my fics
@hitomi hagiwara: i like Atsuyuu too

@Amakuchi: Thank you
