The Kamei Eri thread (亀井絵里)

[JTRIX]

^yup yup! I've voted Reina + Eri combo!

[drifoy]

Shameless Kamster Fact #801!
On an official H!P questionnaire, the gi~rls were asked, “What frightens you the most?“. Kimura Ayaka wrote, “Sharks”. Michishige Sayumi wrote, “Haunted Houses”. Kamei Eri simply wrote, “Kamei Eri”. Kamei Eri fears nothing but, Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #802!
The 80’s hit, “Eye of the Tiger” was originally titled, “Eye of the Turtle”. This, of course, changed immediately after production, due to threats and allegations from Kamei Eri regarding, and I quote, “a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #803!
Unknown to most people, the worlds largest dam, “The Three Gorges Dam”, was originally named, “The Kamsterdam”. This was, of course, changed, due to numerous occasions where tourists would experience hallucinations. Hallucinations, involving Kamei Eri. As in, a thunderthigh kick in the face, by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #804!
Kamei Eri does not own an ipod. She owns a kampod.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #805!
There is no such thing as a gay man. Just men who haven’t met Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #806!
Kamei Eri doesn’t believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #807!
Kamei Eri vows never again to land on her thighs. One grand canyon is enough.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #808!
Unknown to the masses, Tsunku was, in fact, a beautiful woman. That is, until Kamei Eri had “other” plans. Starting with a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri. The rest, they say, is history.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #809!
In a recent interview regarding futsal, Kamei Eri was asked to give her thoughts on the H!P representative team, GATAS BRILHANTES. “They’re great!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. “Each and every one of those gi~rls holds a special place in my heart as a sociable holder for blood and guts.” Kamei Eri then proceeds to thunderthigh kick the interviewer in the face, killing him instantly. No one questions Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #810!
Contrary to popular belief, Kamei Eri was not born on December 23rd. December 23rd was born on Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #811!
This summer, Kamei Eri will finally be put into a shuffle group. The consisting members? Kamei Eri and, of course, Kamei Eri’s thighs. Their first single? “A Thunderthigh Kick in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #812!
Kamei Eri once challenged a gi~rl to a staring contest. Reina's eye hasn’t been the same since.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #813!
Most kids play dodgeball. Kamei Eri plays stop-boeing-707’s-with-your-thighball.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #814!
Kamei Eri once ordered mangos from a papaya vending machine. It did what it was told.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #815!
Morning Musume’s 14th single, “Souda! We’re Alive!”, sold approximately 443,630 units. Despite skepticism however, the title actually continues, as in, “Souda! We’re Alive! …Until you get Thunderthigh Kicked in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #816!
Originally, Kamei Eri was, in fact, scheduled a cameo on Viyuden’s first album, in a track entitled, “Thigh~suite room~”. This idea, of course, was scrapped, due to speculations and fears of being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #817!
GAM’s first single, “Thanks!” was actually produced in homage to Kamei Eri. As the full track listing has it as, “Thanks! For not Thunderthigh Kicking me in the Face”. This was not left unnoticed however, due to the release of GAM’s second single, “Melodies”, which is, of course, mainly describing the violent high pitched sounds they hear, after being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #818!
Kamei Eri is currently suing Tsunku, claiming that Morning Musume’s 30th single, “Ambitious! Yashinteki de ii jan”, is, in fact, derived from Kamei Eri’s own song, “Thigh-liscious! Kamei Eri de ii jan”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #819!
On the next Morning Musume tour, Kamei Eri will exclusively sing a rendition of Goto Maki’s, “Some Boys! Touch”. Her version is different however, as the official tour track listing, states it as, “Some Boys! Touch Kamei Eri Ends up being Thunderthigh Kicked in the face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #820!
According to historians, there was once a young Japanese who was, in fact, 12ft tall. That is, until Kamei Eri thunderthigh kicked her in the face. Mari hasn’t grown since.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #821!
During a recent handshake event, a young fan complimented Kamei Eri for her good looks and cute charm. “Thanks!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. This, of course, led to a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri, killing him instantly. No one compliments Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #822!
Contrary to popular belief, no member of Hello!Project has been majorly affected by Kamei Eri. There is, however, the exception of Atsuko, whom was smacked in the face with an ugly stick by Kamei Eri.

Shamless Kamster Fact #701!
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Kamei Eri.
 
Shamless Kamster Fact #702!
Kamei Eri defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Kamei Eri loves you.
 
Shamless Kamster Fact #703!
Kamei Eri doesn't cut her grass. She dares it to grow.

awesomeness meowchi!...ftw! i found the cure! eririn!

[john_hung]

oh snap, # 820 made me lol too...Kamei's thread have 5 stars...if it drops below that, I'M gonna start dishing out thunderthigh kicks to the face

[drifoy]

oh snap, # 820 made me lol too...Kamei's thread have 5 stars...if it drops below that, I'M gonna start dishing out thunderthigh kicks to the face

i don't think it will drop...he's too afraid to get a thunderthighs kick on the face

eirin <3

[Mayo]

I supported Kamei/Tanaka too. ^_^

[DO Me DO Me]

well now that I've set up a birthday countdown on my site


45 DAYS!!!

btw, a total of 81 Shameless Kamster facts so far.

[john_hung]

^^ she looks like she's getting ready to give someone a thunderthigh kick to the face in that picXD

[ferrar1]

Shamless Kamster Fact #701!
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Kamei Eri.
 
Shamless Kamster Fact #702!
Kamei Eri defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Kamei Eri loves you.

OMG these are |337

Shamless Kamster Fact #702!
Kamei Eri defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Kamei Eri loves you.

Meowchi can i have permission to include this as part of my sig? :baa60776:

[ziggurat]

my pc is acting oddly when I'm reading this thread..



can somebody help?
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yes, it just a prank using clippy prank I downloaded.. xD

[meowchi]

ZIG: Awesome picture!!! That paper clip knows whose boss around here!
 
ferarr1: You don't need to ask, just spread the Kamei love! A lot of these are just Kamei-tized anyway!
 
DO ME DO ME: That's a great pic of Kamei... Glad you're repping her bday on EE!
 
More Kamsters:
 
Shameless Kamster fact #61!
If you ask Kamei Eri what time it is, she always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" she thunderthigh kicks you in the face.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #62!
Kamei Eri once thunderthigh kicked someone in the face so hard that her foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #63!
Someone once tried to tell Kamei Eri that thunderthigh kicks to the face, aren't the best way to kick someone. Historians have recorded this as the worst mistake ever.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #64!
If tapped, a Kamei Eri thunderthigh kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #65!
Kamei Eri originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift thunderthigh kick to the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #66!
Kamei Eri doesn't bowl strikes. She just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #67!
Kamei Eri does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
 
Shameless Kamster fact #68!
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Kamei Eri always replies, "You know what else is intense?" followed by a thunderthigh kick to the face by Kamei Eri.

[meowchi]

Shameless Kamster Fact #900!
Kamei Eri can, in fact, 'raise the roof. And she can do it with one thigh.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #901!
Kamei Eri does not hunt, because the word "hunting" implies the probability of failure. Kamei Eri goes killing.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #902!
When an episode of Hello!Morning was aired in France, the French surrendered to Kamei Eri just to be on the safe side.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #903!
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Kamei Eri's thigh's are with Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #904!
Most babies get circumcised. Kamei Eri got thighercised.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #905!
Despite being a virgin herself, Kamei Eri took my virginity, and she will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #906!
Kamei Eri doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. Hers have a small, black rings around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they thunderthigh kick the sh~it out of viruses. That's why Kamei Eri never gets ill.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #907!
If you can see Kamei Eri, she can see you. If you can't see Kamei Eri you may be only seconds away from death.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #908!
The original theme song to Transformers was actually, "Kamei Eri--more than meets the eye, Kamei Eri--robot in disguise", and starred Kamei Eri as a Hakkan!Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #909!
Kamei Eri once shot a stalking wota down with her finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #910!
When Kamei Eri sends in her taxes, she sends blank forms and includes only a picture of herself, crouched and ready to attack. Kamei Eri has not had to pay taxes, ever.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #911!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is, in fact, based on a true story: Kamei Eri once breathed on a turtle, and the turtle grew six feet tall and had learned karate.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #912!
Kamei Eri can thunderthigh kick you in the face so hard that she can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now, your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #913!
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Kamei Eri walks.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #914!
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of stalking wota’s who entered space after receiving a thunderthigh kick to the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #915!
Kamei Eri sheds her thighs twice a year.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #916!
Kamei Eri doesn’t go to a beauty saloon for her hair; she thunderthigh kicks herself in the face. The only thing that can cut Kamei Eri is Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #917!
On her birthday, Kamei Eri randomly selects one lucky fan to be thrown into the sun.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #918!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Kamei Eri thunderthigh kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #919!
Wearing their Hakkan! costumes, Kamei Eri and Niigaki Risa walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #920!
Kamei Eri once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #921!
James Cameron wanted Kamei Eri to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #922!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kamei Eri pajamas.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #923!
Kamei Eri once worked as a weatherwoman for the San Diego evening news. Every night she would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
 
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #924!
There is in fact an “I” in Kamei, but there is no “team”… not even close.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #925!
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Kamei Eri because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Kamei Eri’s autobiography.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #926!
Superman once watched an episode of Hello!Morning. During the Hakkan! segment, he cried himself to sleep.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #927!
Kamei Eri is the only person in the world that can actually email a thunderthigh kick to the face.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #928!
Kamei Eri invented a language that incorporates karate and thunderthigh kicks. So next time Kamei Eri is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, she may be just trying to tell you she likes your hat.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #929!
The Bible was originally titled "Kamei Eri and Friends"
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #930!
The muppets were real people until they met Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #931!
When traveling by air, Kamei Eri doesn't fasten her seatbelts. The aircraft fastens itself to her.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #932!
Before e-mail was invented, Kamei Eri would attach messages to c-ute members and thunderthigh kick them into the air.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #933!
Kamei Eri doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #934!
Kamei Eri’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #935!
Kamei Eri has only one hand: the upper hand.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #936!
Water boils faster when Kamei Eri watches it.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #937!
Kamei Eri can dribble a football.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #938!
Kamei Eri doesn't breathe, she holds air hostage.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #939!
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Kamei Eri was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #940!
Kamei Eri once thunderthigh kicked Fujimoto Miki in the face. Over the phone.

[john_hung]

omg # 919 :panda_haha:

[jafeijai]

^ SO TRUE!! :ROTFLMAO:

o.O just realized...:meowchi: ain't :meowchi: anymore...

[plays fanfare] INTRODUCING.......KameiKaze!!!!! [claps] take a bow

[john_hung]

if you wouldn't have pointed that out i would've have noticed..KameiKaze - i like that name

[meowchi]

Someone noticed already? Damn! Covers blown!
 
But, yeah, had to change it cause peeps are confusing me with like, the other 5,000 meowchis out there!
 
Plus, showing some Kamei lub!
 
EDIT: hey, anyone have some good PS skills? someone should make a sig, repping kamei's birthday on dec 23rd, and have us eriens/kameists/kamsters put it on!

[jafeijai]

hey, what happened to your bow?

and not saying i'm good at PS (i'm actually really noob) but i made this banner a while ago...good old Iroppoi flames


just giving a possibility for what eriens/kameists/kamsters can use

[tenkei]

Shameless Kamster Fact #86
HDTV was invented so that Kamei Eri would show up properly on screen.

[ferrar1]

Kameikaze aka meowchi: thanks !!

EVERYONE!!! Kamei is going to lose the finals if we dont vote for her!!!

Do you want her to look like this!


Or this!! :haihao:


Oh yeah btw 44 more days to the birth anniversary of The ONE :tfr9a7wg:

[DO Me DO Me]

^I don't know how to play the game, what are you suppose to do?

Awesome name Kameikaze, I once made a joke on some forum game and said we'll bomb turtles (kamekaze) at the enemy

Wow, we've got 3 races/species? Eriens, Kameists, and Kamsters. that's awesome, we've grown so much *sniff* hehe

I, too, am planning on doing something big for December aka "Kamei Month". I usually give out downloads till it's Eri's birthday but I want to add more to it. I was thinking of a contest or something. I have a neat prize to give away. Any suggestions of what we could do? Something very Eri hehehe

[ferrar1]

Go to this thread Boot & Immune Game [Finals]

Right now they are deciding the 3rd placing, 2nd placing and winner.

3rd placing is between Yuko & Reina, you can vote for either 1.

Finals is between Eri & Rika, i assume people here will vote for kame right.. right.. :baa60776:

All you need to do is vote for the girl you like

E.g.

Yuko
Eri

or

Reina
Eri