Author Topic: The Kamei Eri thread (亀井絵里) (Read 415270 times)

ziggurat · « **Reply #740 on:** October 28, 2006, 08:04:31 PM »

nice fact .:meowchi:.! any boys related fact pls...

shirenuファクトリー · « **Reply #741 on:** October 28, 2006, 08:19:17 PM »

These Kamster facts are awesome!! Someone should collect them all in one post

Kyobu · « **Reply #742 on:** October 28, 2006, 08:55:34 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #9!

Kamei Eri can believe it's not butter.

meowchi · « **Reply #743 on:** October 31, 2006, 08:06:26 PM »

Shameless Kamster Fact #28!

Kamei Eri uses a night light. Not because Kamei Eri is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Kamei Eri.

DO Me DO Me · « **Reply #744 on:** November 01, 2006, 02:43:01 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #22!

One of Kamei Eri's thighs has enough meat to feed starving children around the world, twice.

I think I will collect all these facts together hehe

Kyobu · « **Reply #745 on:** November 01, 2006, 05:33:41 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #18!

Kamei shares countless qualities with Chuck Norris

:p

meowchi · « **Reply #746 on:** November 02, 2006, 04:08:02 AM »

Shameless Kamster fact #44!

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Kamtatorship.

meowchi · « **Reply #747 on:** November 02, 2006, 04:09:08 AM »

Shameless Kamster fact #89!

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Kamei Erisaurus.

meowchi · « **Reply #748 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:06:03 PM »

Shameles Kamster fact #100!

When Kamei Eri is in a crowded area, she doesn't walk around people. She walks through them.

meowchi · « **Reply #749 on:** November 03, 2006, 09:53:56 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #101!

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Kamei Eri's weight is a single thigh.

meowchi · « **Reply #750 on:** November 03, 2006, 10:32:54 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #111!
Before each filming of Hello!Morning, Kamei Eri's thighs are injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit her strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the magicians that come on.

Shameless Kamster fact #112!
Kamei Eri graduated from school with a degree in Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #113!
When you're Kamei Eri, anything + anything is equal to 1. One thunderthigh kick to the face.

Shameless Kamster fact #114!
Kamei Eri does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Shameless Kamster fact #115!
Fear is not the only emotion Kamei Eri can smell. She can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get thunderthighed in the face by Kamei Eri."

Shameless Kamster fact #116!
On the set of Hello!Morning, Kamei Eri brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with her thigh. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Kamei Eri then thunderthighed it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Kamei giveth, and the good Kamei, she taketh away.

Shameless Kamster fact #117!
One day Kamei Eri walked down the street wearing a mini skirt. There were no survivors.

Shameless Kamster fact #118!
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #119!
Human cloning is outlawed because if Kamei Eri were cloned, then it would be possible for a Kamei Eri thunderthigh kick to meet another Kamei Eri thunderthigh kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Shameless Kamster fact #120!
Kamei Eri doesn't look both ways before she crosses the street... she just thunderthighs' any cars that get too close.

Shameless Kamster fact #121!
Kamei Eri does not have to answer the phone. Her thighs pick up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Shameless Kamster fact #122!
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Kamei Eri in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

A1 · « **Reply #751 on:** November 03, 2006, 10:43:22 PM »

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Shameless Kamster fact #116!
On the set of Hello!Morning, Kamei Eri brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with her thigh. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Kamei Eri then thunderthighed it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Kamei giveth, and the good Kamei, she taketh away.

This should be a life lesson to all of us.

shirenuファクトリー · « **Reply #752 on:** November 03, 2006, 11:10:08 PM »

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Shameless Kamster fact #117!
One day Kamei Eri walked down the street wearing a mini skirt. There were no survivors.

I love this one

DO Me DO Me · « **Reply #753 on:** November 03, 2006, 11:33:42 PM »

bwahahaha

that's alot of "thunderthigh" facts

and here's one more...

Shameless Kamster Fact #23
When Kamei Eri suntans, her thunderthighs give off a bacony smell.

tenkei · « **Reply #754 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:10:45 AM »

shameless kamster fact #42:

despite what is shown on hello!morning, Kamei Eri is not afraid of roller coasters. the fear shown on camera is the fear that Kamei Eri has that the steel will buckle under the weight of her thighs, causing mass casualties and the need for a replacement roller coaster.

shameless kamster fact #76:

Kamei Eri is the only person to have successfully canceled her AOL subscription on the first call.

shamless kamster fact #319:

The gaping hole in the Periodic Table of Elements once contained all of the elements used to create Kamei Eri. The UN omitted these elements in future publications of the Table out of fear that terrorist cells could make their own Kamei Eri.

john_hung · « **Reply #755 on:** November 05, 2006, 04:48:51 PM »

Quote from: tenkei;228761

shameless kamster fact #76:

Kamei Eri is the only person to have successfully canceled her AOL subscription on the first call.

i think this one's the funniest one so far :ONwahaha:

max1234530 · « **Reply #756 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:03:13 PM »

Quote from: tenkei;228761

shameless kamster fact #42:

despite what is shown on hello!morning, Kamei Eri is not afraid of roller coasters. the fear shown on camera is the fear that Kamei Eri has that the steel will buckle under the weight of her thighs, causing mass casualties and the need for a replacement roller coaster.

shameless kamster fact #76:

Kamei Eri is the only person to have successfully canceled her AOL subscription on the first call.

shamless kamster fact #319:

The gaping hole in the Periodic Table of Elements once contained all of the elements used to create Kamei Eri. The UN omitted these elements in future publications of the Table out of fear that terrorist cells could make their own Kamei Eri.

ROFL, This definatly proves shes the weirdest in the group xD!! :ONshy2:

DO Me DO Me · « **Reply #757 on:** November 05, 2006, 11:26:01 PM »

haha how do you come up with these?

meowchi · « **Reply #758 on:** November 05, 2006, 11:48:36 PM »

Shameless Kamster fact #131!
Kamei Eri isn't in Morning Musume, Morning Musume is in Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #132!
There are no steroids in sports. Just athletes' who listen to Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #133!
Every time Kamei Eri smiles, someone dies. Unless she smiles while she's thunderthighing someone in the face. Then two people die.

Shameless Kamster fact #134!
182,000 Americans die from Kamei Eri-related accidents every year.

Shameless Kamster fact #135!
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Kamei Eri's kindergarten class.

Shameless Kamster fact #136!
Kamei Eri built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Kamei Eri met all three bullets with her thigh, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Shameless Kamster fact #137!
Kamei Eri is the only female who has, literally, beaten the odds. With her thighs.

Shameless Kamster fact #138!
They once made a Kamei Eri toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh~it from anybody.

Shameless Kamster fact #139!
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #140!
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Kamei Eri. Then two wrongs make a thunderthigh kick to the face.

Shameless Kamster fact #190!
Those aren't credits that roll after Hello!Morning. It is actually a list of fatalities by Kamei Eri, that occurred during the making of the episode.

Shameless Kamster fact #191!
At the exact center of the Universe, there is a planet shaped like Kamei Eri's thigh.

Shameless Kamster fact #192!
Since 1988, the year Kamei Eri was born, thunderthigh related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Shameless Kamster fact #193!
At birth, Kamei Eri came out feet first so she could thunderthigh the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #194!
If Kamei Eri were a calendar, every month would be named Kamei Eritober, and every day she'd kick your ass.

Shameless Kamster fact #195!
Kamei Eri does not follow fashion trends. They follow her. But then she turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster fact #196!
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Kamei Eri.

daigong · « **Reply #759 on:** November 05, 2006, 11:55:30 PM »

HOLY SHIT!! She don't take SHIT! The KAMSTER is on FIII-YAAAHH!!! :ONomg: I fear for my life now.

These are classic! GJ meow

oh man, I roffled so hard I wet myself.