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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 2 up!)
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 04:53:40 AM »
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It had taken them ten minutes to convince Minami to remove her ribbon (“For fuck’s sake, Takamina, we’re not going to burn it!”), and fifteen more to pin up the midget’s long hair.

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Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2013, 04:56:56 PM »
The third installment is here~

About Sayaka’s danso, Luis is from AKBingo’s only Danso Date episode.

If Luis unleashes his true form which is Ruka, he’d get all the ladies! And then the others will lose their jobs. And Takaboy can’t pay his rent to Aki-P. I’ll think of a way to give Ruka a chance to appear, not to worry!

Again, thank you for reading and commenting. All your kind words warmed kuma-san’s heart, so kuma-san shall write more as a token of gratitude.  :kneelbow:

And now without further ado,



Order 3: afternoon delights


Besides her traumatizing episode with Ohori Megumi, the rest of the morning of Takamina’s first day of work passes by peacefully.

“Think of morning as a warm up session.” Mario tells Kai as he gives him a tray with a drink. “Afternoons and weekends are where it’s at. Can you take this to Table 4?”

“Sure thing.” The tiny blond pauses. “Where exactly is Table 4?”

“Hm?” The barista pours some water into the coffeemaker. “Oh, the one with Kashiwagi-san.”

“…Who exactly is Kashiwagi-san?” Kai looks around. There are already a few customers in the café.

“Potato nose-san.”

“Huh?”

“Kirin-san.”

“The hell?”

Mario laughs and points him to a woman with long, slightly curled black hair, in a white dress and denim jacket, seated at the table by the window. “Kirin-san.”

“Ohhhh…so that’s Kashiwagi-san.” Kai looks more carefully at the woman. On closer inspection, she indeed did have a potato-like nose. “I can get the potato joke, but what’s with the Kirin-san?”

“Blame Jurina and her puns.” Luis arrives at the counter, relaying an order to the barista and joins in on their conversation. “You see, Yukirin’s body is kind of, um, long.” He clears his throat. “One day, when Miichan suddenly told us that she reminded her of a giraffe, the kid gets this brilliant idea and starts calling her Kirin-san whenever she sees her.” The tall blond gentleman snickers. “Frankly, it’s a miracle Yukirin hasn’t caught on yet. I think she just thinks Jurina’s just being cute and all.” Mario and Luis share a good laugh.

That or Kashiwagi-san is pretty dense. Kai tilts his head in confusion. “Who’s Jurina?”

“Ah, I forgot you haven’t met her yet. Jurina is Churi’s cousin. She works here only during weekends though. But she comes here everyday after school. They go home together.” Mario raises an eyebrow at the small waiter. “Kirin-san’s drink is getting cold, Kai.”

“Oh, right.” The blond hurriedly carries the tray to Kashiwagi-san’s table.

“Here you go, Kashiwagi-san.” Kai puts down “One cup of latte mac, er, machi…uhh…machato—”

“Macchiato.” The woman corrects him with a gentle laugh, making Kai blush a little. She had the aura of a hime around her that makes the small blond a bit nervous. She was someone who would look great in a kimono, he muses, or a miko’s uniform perhaps.

“ITAI!”

They quickly turn around to see Yuu grabbing his behind with a pained face, Haru holding a towel.

Kashiwagi-san gazes at Haru for a moment before looking back at Kai.

“You’re new, aren’t you?” Kashiwagi-san’s question seems more like a statement. “I haven’t seen you before.”

“It’s my first day here.” Kai confesses, scratching the back of his neck. “I’m still learning. Name’s Kai, by the way.”

Kashiwagi-san smiles and nods at him. “Kashiwagi Yuki. You can call me Yukirin. It was nice meeting you, Kai-san. And good luck working here.”

“Hai, Yukirin-san.” Kai takes his leave with a slight bow and a small smile, happy that he has made a new friend.

Suddenly he feels like something is burning into the back of his head.

Kai cringes and looks around. Nothing.

What the hell was that?


~~~


Seated at one of the corner tables is a young girl in a dark blue seifuku and beige boots, her hair hidden by the hood of her gray jacket, calculating eyes observing the woman by the café’s window.

On her table is a half-empty glass of iced caffe mocha, some pencils, and a sketchbook filled with doodles of anime characters and drawings upon drawings of a woman with a cup in her hands, or reading a novel, or simply watching the world go by beyond a glass window.

It is always the same woman in every drawing.

“Something troubling the little mouse?”  Yuu asks while he wipes a nearby table, a knowing grin on his face.

“It’s nothing.” The girl retorts, now watching the new waiter place Yuki’s order on the table. Her lips turn downwards when Yuki laughs at the little blond man’s stammering.

Kuu leans on the wall next to the seated girl fixing his collar. “Oh it’s definitely something.” He chuckles.

“You should go talk to Yukirin before Haru takes her baaaaack~” says Yuu in a singsong manner. Said brown haired ikemen who is just two tables away from them gives a dazzling smile to his customer as he finishes serving her food and goes back to the counter, grabbing a towel. He calmly heads towards Yuu and promptly towel whips his ass.

“ITAI!”

“Shut up!” Haru hisses, his cheeks burning red. “That was a long time ago!”

He briskly walks away from the whining Yuu.

“Yuu is right though.” Kuu nods sagely. “Anyway, I have to leave now. College stuff.” He blinks and gives the hooded girl a puzzled look. “Mayu, aren’t you supposed to be in school?”

Mayu retreats further into the refuge of her jacket. “It’s not like anyone there would notice…or care.” She mumbles. The boy with highlighted hair shrugs and leaves her be.

The schoolgirl’s eyes follow the new waiter as he leaves Yuki, smiling. Suddenly he stops and shivers, as if he felt her stare boring into him.

Mayu takes a long sip of her drink and goes back to drawing, a smirk of satisfaction on her face.


~~~


“Shae an’ Ukren-shan hab jated befow?” Takamina asks Sayaka with a mouth full of—you guessed it—katsudon.

“Jon’ chalk wid jer mosh fuu.” The taller one scolds her, still chewing as well. “ ‘Chwash hey ba’ in haishoo.” Sayaka swallows her soba. “Sae still has a little crush on Yukirin though.”

The two were having a quick lunch side by side in Churi’s domain, having been left behind by Yuu and Haru who already finished their meal and had gone back to work. The chef was busy doing her magic, paying no attention to the duo. Their twin wigs were laid on the kitchen counter.

Takamina bites into another piece. “Jey wen chu ja shame haishoo?”

Sayaka shakes her head. “No. Sae, Yuko and I went to a different one.”

“Sho howd jey meat?”

The woman with chiseled features gazes up the ceiling.

“Well, if I recall correctly, it was during one of our fights with a rival school. We were outnumbered by the dozens, so we split up and ran away.” Sayaka’s eyes become distant. “Gakura—I mean—Sae ended up at a Shinto shrine, and pretty miko Yuki found her hiding inside the offering box.” The woman chuckles at the memory, idly swirling the leftover tsuyu with her chopstick.

“It was love at first sight. But when Yukirin’s dad found out...Well, he didn’t exactly like the thought of his daughter going out with a yankee, and a female one at that. So they stopped dating before that priest stopped them himself.” Sayaka stands up and takes her empty bowl to the sink. “They’re in good terms though. Otherwise Yukirin wouldn’t be coming here.”

“I shee…” Minami swallows her food, slowly ingesting both food and story. Her eyes widen and the midget suddenly chokes. Sayaka gets her a glass of water which Takamina gratefully drinks, and goes back to washing the bowl. The small girl coughs and sputters.

“You three are yankees?!”

Were. It was a long time ago.” Sayaka wipes the bowl with a small smile, fondly remembering days long gone. “You know, I don’t know why, but it’s really easy talking to you."

Takamina lightly blushes at Sayaka’s words and wipes her mouth with a towel and gets her wig, reverting back to Kai. “T-thanks. Well, time to get back to work!”

Before Minami’s hand can push the kitchen door open, Sayaka lifts her up by the back of her collar and puts her in front of a stack of bowls—a stack of bowls that used to be filled with katsudon.

“Clean your own damn bowls kid.” The tall woman growls.

The midget gives Sayaka a guilty grin and laughs nervously.

“I was hoping you wouldn’t notice.”

Akane, who has been listening silently the whole time, finally lets out a giggle.

~~~


Afternoons mean the end of classes. The end of classes means students. Students mean more customers. The relative serenity that the cafe had that morning disappears as the place is soon filled with the incessant chatter and giggling of high school girls.

“Order from Table 9.” Kai hands a slip of paper to Mario. The barista quickly reads it before handing it over to Akane through the kitchen window who immediately gets to work, chopping vegetables, beating eggs, slicing meat and flipping food on the frying pan with swift precision and grace.

Churi had become one with the kitchen.

Yuu brushes next to Kai in full business mode. He takes a piece of paper and a pen from his pocket and quickly jots down a long list, giving it to Mario afterwards.

“Table 7.” Says Yuu, leaving right after. Mario nods curtly and turns back to making more drinks.

“Yuu doesn’t write it down beforehand?” Kai asks Mario. The tall café owner shakes his head, his back facing the new waiter.

“Nor do the others.” Kai looks at the tall men reciting long orders with relative ease, ending them with a handsome smile or wink, much to the delight of their customers.

“People get impressed when waiters can easily memorize their orders without writing it down in front of them.” The barista pushes a few buttons and pulls the espresso machine’s lever. “Those three usually just do it with the groups though.” Mario pauses for a moment. “You should try it.”

Kai adjusts his wig. “Eh, maybe someday.” He grins.

Mario grins back at the waiter. “Okay then.”

The bell chimes near the entrance, signaling another customer. Mario looks at the entrance and his grin becomes sadistic, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

“Kuramochi-san, welcome! There’s a vacant seat here at the counter, if it’s alright with you.”

Something inside Kai’s head tells him shit was about to go down.


~~~

Lady Luck must be smiling on Kai today. Smiling evilly, that is.

First there was that lecher from this morning, and now this…this crazy psycho lady!
 
Kuramochi Asuka traps the poor little blond lad in her arms and squeezes him tight like a boa constrictor.

“At first I was a little sad Kojiharu-chan can’t come,” Kuramochi-san exclaims,“but Kai-kun here makes up for it! He’s so cuuuuute~”

“Lady, I can’t…breathe…” Kai tries to pry away Kuramochi-san‘s arms.

Said lady squeals and hugs him even tighter.

“And he’s a little tsundere too. So adorable!”

“M-miss, please stop--”

The woman suddenly licks his ear.

Holy sweet Mary madre de Dios Kami-sama have mercy on my soul.

“LADY. WHAT THE FUCK.”

“Your ears are quite lovely as well~” Kuramochi-san croons into his ear, her breath making him shiver.

The little man wildly looks around for help from his fellow waiters, but they are too busy serving other patrons. Yuu glances at his direction and snickers. Son of a--

Customers at the nearby tables watch the blond waiter’s struggle for freedom and shake their heads in pity. Another victim, they whisper to one another.

Kai’s mournful eyes look up to his boss’s as Kuramochi-san nibbles on his ear.

Mariko, help meee.

The barista’s eyes sparkle, clearly enjoying the show.

No.

Kai inwardly screams.


~~~


Sunset comes, and with that, Café Ricori finally closes for the day.

“Not bad for a first day, eh Takamina?” Sae slaps her back lightly, grinning. The boys were back in their casual clothing and were cleaning up the place. Sayaka and Yuko were stacking up chairs while Takamina and Sae wiped tables.

Takamina looks back on the day’s events. Aside from the Ohori and Kuramochi incidents, the rest of the day had sailed smoothly.

“It was fine, I suppose.” Takamina concludes. “I just hope I don’t get harassed again.” She shudders involuntarily.

“Don’t get your hopes up too high then.” The tomboy teases Minami. The small girl sticks her tongue out at Sae, earning a chuckle from the taller one. They soon fall into a comfortable silence, focusing on getting done with the cleaning.

The peace is broken by the jingling chime.

A girl in a maroon blazer and skirt set with boyish features and a Cheshire grin had opened the door.

“Konbanwasshoi!”

That pun could only mean one thing, Minami realizes. This girl was—

“Yo Jurina! How was school?” The ikemen girl calls out to her.

Jurina trots to Sae. “It was awesome, Sae-chan! There’s this new substitute teacher, and she’s really cute, and she has the same last name as I do, and she’s really cute--”

Mariko walks to them laughing. “Slow down there, playboy!” She ruffles Jurina’s head affectionately, the younger one leaning closer to her with eyes closed in contentment. She is like a puppy, Minami realizes.

Jurina opens her eyes and stares at Takamina curiously. The girl turns to Mariko.

“Mari-chan, who’s she?”

“Our new co-worker.” The café owner replies, still ruffling the young girl’s head. “Go on, introduce yourself.”

“Sup! Name’s Matsui Jurina, sixteen years old.” Jurina joyfully extends a hand to Minami. If the kid had a tail, it would be wagging.

“Takahashi Minami, but call me Takamina.” The small girl shakes Jurina’s hand. “I’m twenty-two.”

Jurina’s seemingly perpetual Cheshire grin is replaced by a look of total shock.

“Eh? Seriously?”

Takamina frowns. She has an idea where this is going.

“…What do you mean?” She asks cautiously.

“I thought you were younger than me…”

Sae makes a strangled sound and pats the midget’s head. Minami swats Sae’s hand and glares at her.

“I’m really sorry, Takamina-san! I didn’t know, I swear.” Jurina bows repeatedly, Mariko looking on in amusement.

“It’s alright, Jurina-chan.” Takamina replies. She finds it hard to get mad at the child anyway. Jurina instantly perks up. Ah, youth.

“So what’s your danso’s name?” The young girl asks. “Mine’s Jun.”

“It’s Kai.” Minami answers.

Jurina becomes silent, the gears in her head turning, a sly look forming on her face.

“Takamina-san, can I call you Takai-san?” Her voice is oddly polite.

Mariko and Sae grin madly.

Meanwhile, across the café, Yuko suddenly bursts with laughter and accidentally drops a chair on Sayaka’s foot.

Sayaka immediately delivers a karate chop to her head.

“ITAI!”

Yuko whimpers in pain.

“Why is it always meeee?!”

Takamina’s brows furrow, not really understanding the grins and the laughter.

“Uh, yeah.” She nods slowly. “Sure.”

Jurina’s Cheshire smile grows impossibly wider. Suddenly, Churi’s voice rings from the kitchen, calling for Jurina. The kid jogs away, waving gleefully at her.

“It was nice meeting ya, Takai-san!”

Minami waves back once and turns to the still grinning Mariko. Sae was now bent over, trying not to hyperventilate.

“What’s so funny?”

Sae wheezes.

Seriously though, Minami wonders, what was so funny? It was just a combination of Takahashi and Kai, right? Like Takahashi and Minami. Takai.

Takai.

Ta…kai.

Takai…

Tall.

A vein pops on Minami’s head.

“OI! JURINA!”

Meanwhile, across the cafe, Sayaka lectures Yuko on the merits of not dropping chairs on feet, the latter sitting seiza-style, head bowed.



~owari~



Making Takaboy suffer is my specialty, it seems.

And with this, all the staff have now been introduced.

Another possible love triangle? What the hell wrong with you, kuma-san?  :on chew:

I just realized something: I don’t even have a plot planned for this. Then again, everyday life has no discernible plot, yes?

Ah, I’m rambling again.  :nervous

kuma-san signing off~

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2013, 05:31:30 PM »
Takai-san, that will be a fun name better than midget I guess

Kai is getting killed by customers like Mochikura XD

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2013, 06:20:39 PM »
 :on spit: takai  :hiakhiakhiak:

:shock: mayu.... so scary 

and poor takamina, got harrased by 2 woman and made fun by someone younger than her  :wahaha:

i really enjoy it

and can you pls add acchan soon?  :shy2:, well, you can make acchan harrasing takamina too  :kekeke:

sorry my bad english  :shy1:

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2013, 07:17:14 PM »
Pity the poor Takamina :lol:
Mocchi their foibles bite orelhas. :smhid
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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2013, 10:47:53 PM »
'Takai' is a good name...

Though the meaning opposite from the truth.

Jun was so great there... Very funny fellow

And she seems to have crush on Rena I guess.

Mayu was jealous of Kai being a bit friendly with Yuki

But she did not dare to go near Yuki

Poor Minami being harassed again... Now with Mochi

Now I think Kai is her new fav.

Coz' Kai did not know how to go away from Mochi.

What's going to happen next?

Would Atsuko be here?

Can't wait to see what's going to happen next

Thank you for the update

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #26 on: November 08, 2013, 12:15:33 AM »
I'm wonderfully enjoying life!!
Lol, the Mocchi Ear-demon's attack.
Mayuyu's rabu... :3 hoho... I wonder...
Takamina X Katsudon, the best human X inanimate object pairing in AKB nod nod.
Jurina... lol. Taka's fail moment of the day.
The marvelous Mariko-sama~~ (<- writing that part, I was about to write breadfish...)
Hoho... Majigaku reference there? Gakuran...
Indeed... all the others would lose their customers if Sayaka went Ruka-mode :3

secret ingredient of the love/encouragement/and chemical xyz handed to kuma-san.

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #27 on: November 08, 2013, 01:29:23 AM »
great  update...
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                           wonder if ray will appear...


update soon...

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #28 on: November 08, 2013, 05:41:09 AM »
wow that was awesome love it!.. I prefer saeyuki than mayuki .. so that make a little happy :3

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #29 on: November 08, 2013, 06:43:28 AM »
Now we only need Ray and a certain crinkle-nosed girl to turn up then we'll have catfight

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2013, 11:57:18 AM »
Poor takamina..haha. I will be great if acchan n tomochin come too. Perhaps ray.
Nicr story flow~~
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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2013, 05:33:47 PM »
The story was so cool  :w00t:

I wonder how Jurina will look like and act when she is in her waiter form

I wonder Mayu is interesting in someone

I winder there will be Atsumina and Wmatsui  :?

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 3!)
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2013, 01:30:24 PM »
Let Mayu work at the cafe too :lol: Just stare at Kirozoro's current avatar. Handsome, right? :mon misch:

Jurina :hiakhiakhiak: Nice pun! It is really insulting. XD

I'm the same with the others. Waiting for Acchan to show up. :D

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Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2013, 07:06:24 PM »
Sup guys! I'm really sorry for making you wait a bit longer than usual. kuma-san is not feeling well lately.  :fever:

This next one is actually something I have made a loooong time ago which I edited (a whole fucking lot) to fit into the story. The writing style here is different from the others because it's old, but I decided to keep it that way, so I apologize in advance for the shift to past tense from the previous ones.

Enough talk though, let's have fun!



Order 4: cloudy with a chance of romance


It was an overcast Thursday morning in the sprawling metropolis of Tokyo. Up in the distant rumbling skies, rainclouds began to gather.   

Mario was just about to flip the door sign to "OPEN" when he noticed the rapidly darkening sky. A small frown formed on his face. Rain meant less customers, and Kami-sama forbid if it became a full blown storm. He took some comfort in the fact that today was Thursday. It would have been a shame if they had to close on a weekend.

"That's odd. November shouldn’t be rainy anymore." Kai appeared beside the tall man, looking up at the clouds pensively.

"Indeed." he replied, eyes still watching the gray heavens. Suddenly, his espresso machine senses were tingling.

"Miichan,” Mario sighed in exasperation. “For the last time, stop messing with the lever."

Kuu cursed out loud.

"How do you do always do that?!"

The barista sharply turned his head to Kuu, his fake glasses gleaming dangerously.

"Nobody touches my stuff."

The boy gulped.

"Rain is awesome!" Yuu piped up cheerfully. He was latched onto Haruna like a baby koala, though the model paid no attention to him. She was completely engrossed with her Nintendo DS. "It means more time with Nyannyan!" Yuu rubbed his cheek on the top of the woman's head.

Mario's eye twitched.

"Yuko, you always make time for her even when we're busy." quipped Luis, whose hands were being used by the restless Haru as a focus mitt.

The growl of thunder became even louder. Churi's sudden screech of suprise could be heard from the kitchen.

Water began to fall from the sky.
 
"Kami-sama must love bowling a lot." Kai was still staring outside the window.

"We should go bowling sometime!" Haru declared, speeding up his combos. "There was this one time back in high school, Sayaka released the ball too hard, and it flew like a baseball." 

Luis flinched when Haru punched a little too hard. "I can't believe you still remember that."

The energetic ikemen laughed.

"I don't think anyone in the alley would ever forget the moment when the great Choukoku made a strike with a fastball."

Outside the cafe, the rain fell harder, showing no signs of stopping.

Mario looked back out the window and sighed.

"I think...we should just close for today."


~~~


If one had a bird's eye view of the bustling streets of Shinjuku it would look like they were covered by an endlessly shifting canopy of umbrellas. One of those umbrellas was being held (a little lower than others) by a certain midget.

While everyone around her was in a rush to get to their destinations or simply seek shelter from the storm, Minami was in no such hurry. She walked aimlessly, just taking in all the sight and sounds the busy Tokyo ward had to offer. One should spend their day off the way they want to, after all.

The short girl stopped and closed her eyes, breathing in that wet concrete smell. The cool wind blew in her face, making the girl shiver and snuggle further in her black snorkel jacket. She did not care if there was a passerby or two glancing curiously at her as they walked by. 

Takamina loved the rain.

(But not as much as she loved katsudon.)

As Minami resumed her leisurely stroll, her mind made its own little journey as well.
 
It has been a few months since Takahashi Minami started working in Cafe Ricori. During that time, she had grown closer to her new friends, and had long gotten the hang of her job. She would never get used to the harassment though.

Best of all, she was earning money. Despite the cafe owner's slightly sadistic tendencies, Shinoda Mariko paid her workers well. Very well. But it was still a long time before Takamina could finally pay her discounted debt to that fat old geezer of a landlord (The midget really owed Akimoto a lot).

She smiled as she remembered how she got the job in the first place. The old man's deal had sent her scrambling to Akiba, and when she got there, the only place that offered work was Mariko's cafe. It was almost like she was fated to work there. A little sardonic voice in her head thought that maybe she was even fated to become a college dropout. Minami let out dark chuckle.

As her mind led her further down memory lane, her feet led her face first into something hard and wet.

...Get your mind out the gutter, baka.

"OW!" Minami rubbed her forehead and backed away to check what exactly she had crashed into.

It was a torii gate drenched by the falling rain, positioned between two buildings. The girl turned her gaze to the path beyond the torii. She knew this place--it led to the Hanazono shrine. It was said that praying there brought luck to business.

Takamina checked her wallet for some change and made her way down the path to the shrine.

She might as well say a prayer for the cafe.


~~~


Seeing that the path to the shrine was devoid of people, Minami was mildly surprised to find a young woman leaning on the railing, taking refuge from the rain.

The short girl decided to ignore the woman and went up to give her offering and ring the suzu.

She clapped her hands in prayer.

I wish that the cafe will still do great, and that Ohori-san and Kuramochi-san will come less often.

Lightning suddenly flashed in the sky, followed by the loud roar of thunder. Minami opened her eyes and glared upwards.

What? You want me to suffer their perverted ways?

The sky rumbled softly in agreement.

Goddammit.

A small cough made Minami turn her head to the direction of the woman. Her appearance made the midget raise an eyebrow.

Minami did not care much for the cream mutton jacket the woman had that looked so expensive it was probably worth more than her apartment rent, or the skinny jeans that looked amazing on her long legs, or the fur-lined boots or the floppy hat that looked cute with her dark, medium length hair.

Instead, she was bothered by the large sunglasses that covered nearly half of the young stranger’s face.Who the hell wears shades during weather like this?

But what bothered Minami even more was that she was looking blankly at the gloomy skies, a frown adorning her face. Like she had too much troubling her and the rain was just one of them.

"To danso is to become cooler than men!" An exceptionally hyper Sae half-shouted one Sunday, Jurina nodding eagerly like a passionate student. "BUT! We must not become cooler only in appearance, but also in attitude! To be cool is to be a gentleman to the ladies! Even if we are not in danso!"

Sayaka glowered at Miichan.

"Have you been messing with the espresso machine again?"


At the time, Sae's caffeine-induced speech seemed ridiculous, but the short girl now realized that it had its points. Even if she was not in danso, she should help a lady in need--heck, even if it wasn't a lady. Okay, except maybe creepy old men.

With a bit of hesitation, Takamina approached the young woman. She would help this stranger.

"Ano, miss," she began slowly, "is there something troubling you?"

The woman gave a little jolt of surprise at being broken from her thoughts.
 
"Eh? Eto...I was just waiting for the rain to stop so I could go home." she answered a little shyly.

"If it's alright with you," Minami gestured to her closed umbrella, "We could share."

The frown that was already on the woman's face deepened.

"You're not going to take advantage of me, are you?" She could feel the suspicious squint behind the dark lens.

Minami gaped in disbelief. "Ehh? Do I look like that kind of person?" she asked, a bit offended by the stranger's question.

The frown was still on the stranger's face, but had now lightened up, the midget's reaction amusing her a bit. "Well, yes, actually."

"Uwaa! That's cruel." Minami made a pained expression. "How do I gain your trust?"

The woman tapped a finger on her chin, a brilliant smile beginning to form on her lips. The way her nose crinkled as she smiled seemed awfully familiar to Takamina.

"You can start," she thought out loud, "by treating me lunch."

Takamina immediately calculated in her head the amount of money she had with her. Good, I have a little extra. The short girl grinned and opened the umbrella.

"I know a place."


~~~


Shomben Yokocho, like Golden Gai, was a stark contrast from the rest of Shinjuku--alleys so narrow even a small car couldn't fit lined with an assortment of tiny dilapidated buildings that had even tinier shops crammed together. Although unlike its alcoholic cousin, Shomben Yokocho only had one alley instead of Gai's six, and it was mostly made of eateries, not bars.

Traversing the cramped, smoke-filled passage in awkward silence was an odd pair--one half wearing clothes probably bought in a bargain store and the other in designer clothing--under one umbrella.

Minami was sweating despite the cold weather, glancing nervously at the silent woman walking next to her who was looking around curiously. C'mon Minami, get a hold of yourself! Go make small talk or something. Like with customers.

She took a deep breath and gripped the umbrella's handle tighter.

"So, um, you looked troubled earlier."

"Was it that obvious?" The stranger asked with a surprised tone. "I guess I just worry too much."

Before the conversation could continue, the pair finally saw a shop with vacant seats. They gazed up at the slightly battered signage.

The Kinky Kids.

The girl beside her snorted.

"Nice name."

Minami chuckled and peered at the people manning the yakitori grill, two shaggy haired men in their thirties. One of them with a puppy-like pout noticed her staring and looked at her. 

"You're not gonna order beer are ya, kid?" He asked with apprehension on his face. "We dun' serve liquor to minors 'ere."

A vein ticked at Minami's head. "We're just gonna eat anyway. And I'm not a minor!" she added angrily.

"Ah, don't tease the kid, Tsuyoshi." The other one chuckled and gestured for the pair to come in. "You two get in 'ere and warm yerselves up. Name's Kouichi."

The two girls settled themselves at the counter. Unbeknownst to the their two customers, the two men kept glancing at Minami's companion,  muttering "I'll be damned" while they started cooking. The aroma of grilled chicken soon wafted through their noses making the girls drool a little. The short girl turned to the stranger.

"About earlier." Minami began. "Mind sharing your worries to a stranger?"

The woman gave a tired sigh. "I don't know, it's just that...ugh." She massaged her temples. "I have no idea where I'm going with my life."

Takamina tilted her head. "What do you mean?"

"I...left behind a lot of people close to me so I could chase my dreams." The girl paused, thinking of what to say next. "I mean, I know that they're doing great without me for now, but sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice by leaving."

Kouchi slid a plate of freshly grilled yakitori and two glasses of iced tea. ("No beer for the kid!" Tsuyoshi told him. "I heard that!" roared Minami.) The two started biting into their meal. For a moment Minami realized she hadn't had chicken in a long time, courtesy of Churi's cooking preferences.

"Right now I'm finally doing the things that I've always wanted to do." The stranger murmured." But I don't know if what I'm doing right now is enough. I feel like people expected so much more from me and I let them down." She took a long gulp of her iced tea. Minami was mesmerized by the way her neck moved as the drink went down her throat.

Kouchi's sudden cough broke Minami out of her reverie. She sent the man a dangerous glare as he winked knowingly at her.

The midget took another bite, thinking of what to answer. She watched the grill, the skewered chicken slowly becoming charred.

"Your dreams are not theirs." The short girl thought out loud. "Who are they to judge you for what you do? Who are they to be critical?"

"Isn't it more important that you're happy with what you do, instead of constantly trying to please others?" She mentally winced when Ohori-san and Kuramochi-san came into mind. "You do not not know if what you do is enough or not. It's either you're satisfied or you're not. And if you're not, then work harder, 'cause hard work will always be rewarded." She mentally winced  again, suddenly being reminded of her college days. "But don't work to point that you break down."

"Kid," the one named Tsuyoshi suddenly spoke up, "you class president or somethin'? Cause that was pretty good."

"I'm not a kid!" Minami snapped. She was about to say more when the stranger began to giggle. Soon it became full blown laughter.

To Takamina, it sounded like wind chimes on a breezy summer's day.

"What a shame." The taller girl said when her laughter died down. "You would’ve have made such a good captain."

The midget blinked.

"Eh? What do you mean?"

The stranger shook her head. "It's nothing."

Minami was about to take her second stick of yakitori when she found that their plate only had sticks left and no chicken.

"Sorry," the other girl smiled cheekily. "I was hungry."


~~~


After they finished their second plate of yakitori (which Minami's companion still ate mostly), the pair were in the narrow alley again, on their way back to the hustle and bustle of urban Tokyo. However, unlike the awkward silence that befell the two before, now they walked comfortably side by side, as if an invisible barrier was lifted back in the yakitori shop.

The heavy rain from earlier that day had disappeared, though the skies were still cloudy. They no longer needed to use Takamina's umbrella, which now hung on her arm.

They were almost on the way out when the stranger tugged on Minami's sleeve.

"Look over there." She pointed to a shaking cardboard box by the side of the alley. "It's moving a lot. Let's check it out."

"But--" The woman dragged the helpless Minami to the box. 

A little furry gray head popped out and meowed. Rather cutely too, the short girl thought.

"It's sooooo cute! And it's a girl too" The taller girl picked the kitten up and cuddled it like an infant child. "Why are they always found in cardboard boxes anyway?"

"Just like on TV and books huh?" Minami chuckled and caressed the happy kitten's head. It had a light gray back

"Here," the woman handed the kitten to Takamina, "why don't you keep her? I have too many pets at home already."

"Eh," the shorter girl faltered a little but still took the little thing anyway, "I hope my landlord will be fine with it..."

"I'm sure he'll be fine. Who can resist such an adorable thing?"

The woman smiled brightly, and for a second Minami lost herself in it.

The pair became silent for a few minutes, just adoring the now adopted kitten.

"...So what will you name her?" asked the stranger.

Minami made a humming noise, thinking deeply. She looked down at the kitten, which had fallen asleep in her arms.

"Nyaachan. She'll be Nyaachan."


~~~


Soon the pair arrived at the eternally busy train station of Shinjuku. It was time for them to go separate ways.

The sky began to rumble again.

"Where's your stop?" shouted Minami over the loud din of the masses walking hurriedly around them. Nyaachan sleeping soundly into her arms. "Mine's Arakawa."

"Shibuya." the woman replied just as loudly as she did. "I know it's pretty near, but it might rain again."

"Looks like we're going on opposite lines then." Takamina paused for a moment in contemplation and handed her umbrella to the stranger, careful not to drop Nyaachan. "Here, you can have my umbrella."

The stranger shook her head "No, no, it's okay! Really."

"Take it. I insist. I have a coat on anyway." Minami patted her snorkel jacket.

The stranger pursed her lips and took the umbrella. "Fine. But I'll return this to you, got it?" she declared. "Are you free tomorrow? Where can we meet? Do you work somewhere? "

"Slow down with the questions!" Takamina grinned. "I work at Cafe Ricori, in Akiba. It's near Don Quijote." She turned her head to the train that had arrived at the line she needed to take. "I guess that's my ride." She jokingly made a sweeping bow, making the other woman blush lightly.   

"Nice meeting you, miss!" Minami waved at her new friend and made a run for her train.

The woman cupped her hands around her mouth. "Take care of Nyaachan!" she hollered.

The midget made a quick salute and entered the railcar.


~~~


She gazed at the small blond boy's back as he made a mad dash for the train.
 
The woman unconsciously held the umbrella in her hands tighter.

He's actually pretty sweet.

She remained there in the noisy and crowded terminal for a moment, smiling back on her unplanned little (no pun intended) date with the stranger.

As her train arrived, realization hit her. Dark brown eyes hidden by sunglasses widened in surprise.

For all the time they had spent together that morning, she had forgotten to ask for his name.


~~~


"Crap, I totally forgot to ask for her name." Takamina muttered, watching Nyaachan playfully fidgeted in her jacket. She had taken it off and wrapped the little thing in it to keep it warm. 

Her face seemed familiar though, she thought, looking out at the concrete jungle outside the train window. Perhaps she had seen her on TV before.

She was kinda cute too.

The kitten purred in delight.


~~~


"You're soaking wet, child. Why did you take your jacket off?...And didn't you have an umbrella?"

"I lent my umbrella to someone."

"And the jacket?"

"Oh yeah...Uh, jiisan, pets are allowed here right?"

"Just keep that thing potty trained."

"Thanks old man!"

"Takamina."

"Yeah?"

"Take your wig off already."

"Oh. I must've forgotten about it."

"Takamina."

"Yes old man?"

"Do you know if the Lawson's nearby still has some bento left?"

"..."


~~~


That night, she dreamed of smiles, laughter, and crinkled noses.


~~~


"ACHOO!"

Minami groaned and curled up in the kotatsu. Nyaachan trotted to the short girl and hopped on her, nuzzling her lap.

Damn that adorable cat.

Yesterday, she had run all the way from Minami-Senju station to the aparment complex with the kitten wrapped around her jacket. She arrived drenched to the bone and shivering, greeted by the sight of Akimoto eating the biggest onigiri she had ever seen.   

The next morning, she had a fever.

She had already called Mariko and told her she couldn't come ("Meetan will be disappointed." the barista said. "Like I care!" the midget spat), and now here she was in her apartment, drinking miso soup and reading old manga while she turned her small TV on for some noise.

Minami stared forlornly at the half-empty bowl of soup.

She missed Churi's katsudon already.

Suddenly her phone rang, startling Takamina.

"Ganbatte nante watash--"

Click.

"Moshi moshi? Yuko?"

"My dear Takaboy, I never knew you had it in you."

Takamina started to frown.

"Nani?"

"You're doing us proud, midget."

Minami tried her best to ignore the midget comment. "The blazes are you talking about?" She demanded.

"Guess who came in looking for a little blond boy earlier.”

"...Eh? Who?" It must be the girl from yesterday.

"Maeda-freaking-Atsuko, my friend."

What.

The midget snorted. "Very funny, you damn squirrel. Let me rest."

"She wanted to return your umbrella."

Minami froze.

Her mind was racing. Maeda Atsuko? THE Maeda Atsuko? She was the woman standing at the shrine? The woman who wore shades on a rainy day? The one who made her adopt Nyaachan? The one who ate nearly all the yakitori?!

"Y-Yuko," her voice trembled, "by Maeda Atsuko, do you mean ex-AKB center Acchan? Aspiring actress Acchan? Dramatic-Tokyo-Dome-graduation-in-a-white-dress Acchan? THAT Acchan?!"

She could feel the squirrel grinning like crazy.

"The one and only."

The familiar smile. The crinkled nose. The nice clothes. Those legs. It all added up now.

Minam's eyes widened when her mind finally grasped what she had done yesterday.

She had basically gone out on a date with Maeda Atsuko.

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”




~owari~




And a wild Acchan appears!

Also, KinKi Kids cameo!

kuma-san is NG at romance, NG I tell you!  :on blackhole:

I think I like past tense more now lol

Do tell me what you think about this one. ^_^

Updates will be slower now, unfortunately. Second term is starting for kuma-san...

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2013, 08:01:29 PM »
Yay!!!! :3 that was awesome!

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2013, 08:10:39 PM »
Minami froze.

Her mind was racing. Maeda Atsuko? THE Maeda Atsuko? She was the woman standing at the shrine? The woman who wore shades on a rainy day? The one who made her adopt Nyaachan? The one who ate nearly all the yakitori?!

"Y-Yuko," her voice trembled, "by Maeda Atsuko, do you mean ex-AKB center Acchan? Aspiring actress Acchan? Dramatic-Tokyo-Dome-graduation-in-a-white-dress Acchan? THAT Acchan?!"

She could feel the squirrel grinning like crazy.

"The one and only."

XD Haha, you really went into detail with that one, huh?

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2013, 08:15:30 PM »
Thank you :) Great story.
I really like when atsuko did a danso.
she become really handsome like the one she draw moustache & beard with tomochin.
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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2013, 08:38:32 PM »


“HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”


My words :lol:
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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2013, 12:58:22 AM »
Btw, I made a humble little tumblr account to give this story some exposure   :hee:

Here's the link: http://kumanechi.tumblr.com/

Order 1 is already up

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Re: Tales from the Danso Cafe (Order 4! A Fated Meeting!)
« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2013, 01:02:28 AM »
Finally Acchan is here! :on woohoo:

So Acchan thought she went out with a guy.  XD

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