Geez, calm down Tyler, it ain't that bad. Like ctz said, it's not like he'll be introducing himself, going "Hi, I'm James Tiberius Kirk Weldy." To most people he meets during his life, he'll just be "James Weldy". Most people don't give a second thought to their middle names.
Now if you want to talk about forcing lame names on your kids, you gotta look towards the hippies. They gave their kids names like Ocean, Leaf, Sky, Orange, Song, Thunder, and Tree-Hugger. And of course, there are African-American families who say they want to give thier kids "Afican" names, but then end up choosing something really bad like "Tréyquir" without thinking about how it actually sounds. (read it aloud and you'll get what I mean)