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« on: February 25, 2005, 08:19:44 AM »
Everyone's favorite Dark Angel!! Idle Hands = BEST MOVIE EVER!! See her in Fantastic Four, In The Blue and Sin City this year.

It may baffle the girls - butt every straight man in the world loves her!!!!



Full Name: Jessica Marie Alba
Date of Birth: April 28, 1981
Background: Mexican, Italian, English, Danish
Birth Place: Pomona, California
Residence: Los Angeles area

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- 2,949 KB (Dancing in a club from Honey , sweet abs. 35 sec)
http://rapidshare.de/files-en/126435/Jssca..._35sec.wmv.html

- 7,509 KB (HQ end scenes from Idle Hands edited together for all-Alba :44)
http://rapidshare.de/files-en/126442/Jssca...t44sec.avi.html

- 7,715 KB (Spliced clips of Jess incl dancing from Honey + comment 1:30)
http://rapidshare.de/files-en/126455/Jssca...1min30.wmv.html

- 843 KB (low qual., no audio clip of teen Jess in Bikini from Flipper)
http://rapidshare.de/files-en/126457/Jssca...lipper.avi.html

- 4,285 KB (spliced clip of Jess in Bikini from MTV Diary)
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2005, 07:43:26 PM »
Why would loving Jessica Alba baffle girls? I <3 her x a million.

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 09:11:38 PM »
...and why the fuck didn't you post those caps from Idle Hands?

ASS PLZZZ! :D

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2005, 09:24:21 PM »
fuck finally someone replied to my thread!! Serves you right the clips are dead. I loved Idle Hands. :cry:

I dunno. I did a survey of a thousand women and they have no idea what men see in her?? As Ron Shaft showed, ain't it fuckin obvious?? (fuck..gotta keep an on Tha 'World for the HQs)

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 09:35:05 PM »
^ She lost the ass she had in Idle Hands though...those pics prove it.

She still looks great, but the ass in this pic is ON FUCKING POINT:

 :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t: Look at the curve from the thigh to the ass and from the ass to the back.  Put that pic in your essay daigong, that is a work of art. 8)

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 09:49:20 PM »
Whatever was here seems to have disappeared.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2006, 06:07:00 AM by Foxy Brown »

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« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2005, 02:14:12 AM »
Truly one of the hawtest women in the western world.

But I'm kicking myself for missing that Idle Hands clip.  I only saw that movie one time years ago, but I still put that last scene as one of the top 10 hottest moments in any non-X rated flick.  She was literally perfect back then.

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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2005, 02:32:15 AM »
Jessica Alba is hawt.  Idle Hands is truly a late 90s classic.  It has everything I could ever possibly want in a movie.  Jessica Alba + Seth Green + zombies =  :sex:

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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2005, 02:49:10 AM »
You women and your sick zombie fetishes.  :roll: "Purpus, why don't you kill yourself first?"  "Purpus, I've done it with dead guys who were hotter than you."  "Purpus, rigor mortis down there would be an improvement for you."  That's all I hear.  Jeez.

And I completely forgot that Seth Green was in that movie, which I should've totally remembered cuz it was my BtVS lovin' girlfriend who made me rent it.  I guess my mind was elsewhere.     :jerk:

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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2005, 03:21:29 AM »
Quote from: Purpus
You women and your sick zombie fetishes.  :roll: "Purpus, why don't you kill yourself first?"  "Purpus, I've done it with dead guys who were hotter than you."  "Purpus, rigor mortis down there would be an improvement for you."  That's all I hear.  Jeez.


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And I completely forgot that Seth Green was in that movie, which I should've totally remembered cuz it was my BtVS lovin' girlfriend who made me rent it.  I guess my mind was elsewhere.     :jerk:


I totally have a girl boner for Seth Green.  :VIBRATOR:   :ky:

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« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2005, 04:26:33 AM »
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Feel free to use mine.    It's purple.

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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2005, 10:37:45 PM »


*touches himself*  :jerk:

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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2005, 10:17:57 AM »
^ AWESOME PIX MAN!!!  :bounce: Finally she takes it all off for the good of mankind!!

The best part of Idle Hands was when that main dude just grabbed the cat and flinged it fuckin across the block!! Then dude grabs Jessica's ass. I still laugh my ass off everytime I watch it.

And Sin City finally opens April 1st!! Looks weird, with the comic b/w style.



(credit Mastermind!!)

and yo. quit playing with :VIBRATOR: and check the announcement on that female  :jerk:

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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2005, 10:41:30 AM »
Quote from: daigong
And Sin City finally opens April 1st!! Looks weird, with the comic b/w style.

I heard Jessica Alba was gonna do a nude scene, but she didnt want her dad to see her like that.
It does look weird with the comic style, but there are so many big name actors in it.

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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2005, 01:45:22 PM »
Note to self:  Stab Jessica Alba's dad in the eyes.  :roll:

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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2005, 07:15:11 AM »
seen Sin City Trailer - JESSICA ALBA version!!

Too bad she ain't gonna do nude but at least it least we can imagine!!  :jerk:

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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2005, 01:14:24 PM »
Miss Alba has always been one of my faves  :D

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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2005, 04:34:19 PM »
Bruce Willis looks funny. You know he wants to turn around and peak alittle.

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« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2005, 02:08:04 AM »
Just heads up. She'll be on Letterman tonite!  :w00t:

And some HQ stills from Sin City



and Fantastic Four



awww...she looks so kawaii in the F4 pix  :D

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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2005, 03:37:30 AM »
Oooh, nice pictures :)

I actually started watching Dark Angel because I saw the commercial and thought she was the prettiest girl I had ever seen XP

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