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« Reply #220 on: August 26, 2006, 08:27:13 AM »
LMAOO!!~ omgg these made me laugh lyk hell >.< hahaha aya yelling "YOUR LAST SINGLE SUCKED!!~" and miki with her GM hahaha good stuff...KANA ruless
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« Reply #221 on: August 26, 2006, 11:39:52 AM »
Oh gosh, baseball? haha and the shopping trolley thing just keeps me laughing!! Everytime I go to the conbini now Im so tempted to steal the trolley and wizz around the parking lot :D

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« Reply #222 on: August 26, 2006, 12:02:42 PM »
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lol my bet is on Risa and Mikan XDXD XD

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« Reply #223 on: August 26, 2006, 09:38:47 PM »
After a little hesitation, Ai took Risa up on her offer. It didn't take her long to feel the effects of the three beers she downed. Risa was sitting on her left, quitely calculating. She ocasionally scratched or fidgeted like someone going through withdrawl. Sayumi, was directly across from her. Eri and Reina where on that side of the table too.
Risa pretended to be listening to whatever the girls were talking about. But all the while she was deep in thought.

'Lets see, she had three already... So this is her fourth. She never really drank before this so she probably isn't used to it. Plus she doesn't weigh much. That deffinately plays a part in it. But, maybe she really isn't-'

"I loooveee underwear!"

'Yeah, okay she is'

Risa shifted, so she was facing Ai.  Just as Takahashi took another sip of beer, Risa planted her hands on the side of Ai's face. Takahashi pulled the bottle away from her face, giving Risa the perfect opprotunity.

To kiss her.

Takahashi's eyes opened as she tried to speak, realizing that her mouth was full of beer, and now Risa's tounge. After a few seconds Risa pulled away. Satisfied.Takahashi was coughing. Across the table Sayumi whimpered and wore an expression of complete shock.

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« Reply #224 on: August 26, 2006, 10:08:24 PM »
Sayumi slowly felt everything falling apart. First Yuuko and Tsuji. Then the baseball game. Sure, it was only one inning, but it was one inning more than she ever wanted. She was fairly certain that there was nothing in the rules about taking off your clothes. Or trading them. She still couldn't belive Miki and Masae switched underwear. And now. This. Ai and Risa. She couldn't even belive it.
After it happened she imediately got up and left the table. Then she started thinking.
Sayumi was never one for thinking, and it obviously showed. But now, now she couldn't stop thinking. How many times had she gotten changed infront of them, or said something to them, thinking they were all girls so it didn't matter? More importantly, how many others were like that?
If she took the Miki and Rika thing everyone was talking about, she was already up to six girls. But thats only the ones she saw! What if she was just being completely naive? What if it was so obvious, and all this time....
Sayumi wasn't paying attention and bumped into  the table Mari and Goto were sitting at.
"What's wrong with you?"

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« Reply #225 on: August 26, 2006, 10:09:17 PM »
*dances*

CEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOD TIMES COME ON!

owowowoowowow~! my knee!! goddamn it! I bumped it on the stupid table..stupid..owowowowow...great update owowow...

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« Reply #226 on: August 26, 2006, 10:17:22 PM »
Aww, poor slow Sayu. Someone should turn her to the dark side... :twisted:

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« Reply #227 on: August 26, 2006, 10:35:51 PM »
"What's wrong with you?"
The younger girl was having trouble peicing together any sort of, well, anything really. Infact she just stared back and Goto and Mari for the better part of a minute.
"Uhh..., you're kinda creeping me out." Mari offered.
"You and, are you, with them, and kiss, they,"
Goto and Mari looked at each other. Goto had her elbow on the table, proping her chin up. Mari rested both her arms on the beat up black table.
Suddenly Goto smiled. She wasn't sure if it was what Sayumi was talking about. But it was worth a shot. Hell, why just get drunk and have a good time, when you have the opprotunity to get drunk, have a good time, AND scar someone for life?
"Is this about...Nakazawa and Tsuji?"
Sayumi looked up at the ceiling, completely beside herself. With one arm she pulled the chair out from the end of the table. While she lowered her body she said
"It's about everyone."
She put her elbows down on the table and burried her head in her hands.
Goto  gave a look to Mari. It was the unofical, play along with me, signal.
Sayumi moved one hand away from her face.
"Is everyone...like that?"
Goto wrapped both hands around her beer.
"Well, not everyone" she put emphaisis on everyone "But pretty much. Yeah."
Sayumi looked even worse now.
"Yeah, I felt that way at first too. But.. But" She looked over at Mari. For some reason Mari was very quick. Maybe not in the traditional book smart sense, but she was sharp. Even with the vaugeness of the conversation so far, Mari had figured it out.
"When you spend this much time together... It just happens."
Sayumi gave an expression that made the Mari and Goto struggle not to laugh.
"It's not like it's a bad thing....to love someone." Goto said. She added a comforting smile for effect.
"But"
"I wouldn't be suprised if in a little while, you and Eri" Mari prompted.
"no, no! Never!"
"Well it doesn't have to be Eri, I'm just saying. Eventually you'll start to feel something, and you're at that age.."
"I, no! I'm not like that!"
"There's nothing wrong with it." Mari said, she quickly gave Goto a look, letting her know it was her turn.
"It's easier this way. Girls just, they understand better. They're gentler than guys. They get how stressful everything at work is. Belivie me, they deffinately know what feels good."
"Plus you get to share your clothes."
Goto barely held back her laugh at the last comment. She quickly took a sip of beer to hide her amusement.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2006, 04:12:06 AM by erink »

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« Reply #228 on: August 26, 2006, 10:40:18 PM »
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FTW!!

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« Reply #229 on: August 26, 2006, 10:49:23 PM »
Risa had managed to get a mouthful of beer, and a little something else from Takahashi. But now it was onto step two.
"Sorry I kissed you."
"No, it was nice. It's just I had beer in my mouth. I nearly choked."
"Wait, you liked it?"
"Well...."
Risa looked over at Takahashi. She didn't plan on this.
"It would have been better if I didn't choke, but it was still good."
Great, what do I do now
"Ai... I just,"
Oh hell, it's not like she is going to remember any of this
"I just, my fellings, I can't say them to you now. Like this. I'm too..."
Think Risa think!
"scared."
hmm, you know that actually isn't too bad
Takahashi looked back at her, no idea what to say. Her best friend just came out of nowhere and kissed her and was now making a...a love confession?
finish it
Risa covered her face with her hands.
"I'm just.... I'm not drunk enough to deal with this right now"
Suddenly, from the corner of her eye, Risa saw a beer come into view.
excellent

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« Reply #230 on: August 26, 2006, 10:55:14 PM »
Haha sneaky Gaki-san.

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« Reply #231 on: August 27, 2006, 12:03:52 AM »
On the way to the next club, Tsuji had Pink pull into a Don Quijote. The girls waited in the van while she went inside.

The bright lights weren't excactly pleasant. Tsuji continued blinking as she walked up an isle of chips. She unsteadily turned into the next row. She looked up and down.

"Here we go"
She pulled the item from the shelf and tucked it under her arm. Petting it a few times before she started walking again.

"You think we should have went with her?" Makoto asked. "It's been a few minutes."
"Nah, she'll be fine" Goto said, looking at her nails.
Makoto loked out the window to see...Mari? It had to be her. The white, headband, goggles (those are the ones from The Peace! aren't they? When did she put them back on?), and hieght. There was no mistaking her. Plus the fact there was another black van right next to her complete with Kaori hanging halfway out the window facing the sky.
"Ah! Mari."
The other girls looked. Just in time to see Mari banging on the sliding glass doors. After a few more punches and a kick, she realized that was the exit, and calmly stumbled over to the entrance, which slid open imediately.

Tsuji was standing in front of the long refrigerated wall in the back of the store. Her mouth was hanging open and her eyes were unfocused. She slowly reached for the handle and opened the door. It made a popping sound and cold air slowly came out. She grabbed a gallon of milk. She let the door close itself, as she slowly crouched down and set the milk down on the floor. Then she opened the Nesquik. She put a mouth full of the powder in her mouth. She then took a large sip of milk. Swished it around for a little bit, gargled even. Then swallowed.
Sure, getting a glass and mixing the two, or even pouring it into the milk container would have been the smart thing to do. Hell, just buying chocolate milk would have been the most logical. But logical has no place when you are drunk.
Tsuji repeated this process several times.

Mari was making her way up the isle when she started hearing wierd nosies. She realized it got louder as she moved towards the refrigerated section. When she finally stepped out of the isle she saw Tsuji, head thrown back in the air, gallon of milk in her hand, some box in the other, gargling. When she finally stopped and brought her head back down she saw Mari and nodded.

"You wanted milk too?"
"No, I hate milk. I came to get..." Mari looked away from Tsuji, back at the refrigerators.
"ta da da da!" She opened up the refrigerator and pulled out a pack of Chimichangas.
"Ten....I don't want ten." Mari opened the pack and took out two. She put the rest back into the refrigerator and put the other two in her pocket.
Tsuji was mixing again. She stoped, swallowed, and spoke.
"How are you gonna heat them up?"
"What?"
"They're cold aren't they? How are you gonna warm them up?"
Mari looked around.
"A microwave I guess. I wonder if they have them here."
The two paused.
"Let's go." Mari said.
"Okay."
Tsuji put the cap back on the milk and placed it back in the refrigerator. She left the Nesquik on the ground.
"One sec, I came here for something else."

Tsuji took two cariers and loaded them up with oreo cookies.
When the two made it to the check out line, they stared back at the clerk. Tsuji unloaded all the cookies onto the conveyor belt without breaking eye contact. It was about fifteen units of Oreos.
The Clerk, obviously uncomfortable, tried to make small talk.
"Kana'06? Is that one of those bands kids listen to these days?"
Silence.
He cleared his throat and started to put the cookies in bags.
"I don't want a bag."
"But-"
"I! DON'T! WANT! A! BAG!"
He imediatley put the bag back. The few customers that were still shoping at this time of night looked over to see what the racket was. The girls continued to look back at him, expressionless.
The one that yelled threw some money on the counter and stacked up the Oreos. She pilled them up and left with the other one.

* Nesquik, they don't have it in Japan, but it is this powder. You can get it in chocolate or strawberry and you just add it to white milk and mix it to get it flavored.
*Chimichangas are like deep fried burritos that can have a bunch of different ingredients.
* uh, everyone should be familar with Oreos.

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« Reply #232 on: August 27, 2006, 12:20:57 AM »
Omg I died laughing, twice! I love your sense of humor! :heart:

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« Reply #233 on: August 28, 2006, 07:10:45 AM »
"I wouldn't be suprised if in a little while, you and Eri" Mari prompted.
"no, no! Never!"
"Well it doesn't have to be Eri, I'm just saying. Eventually you'll start to feel something, and you're at that age.."
"I, no! I'm not like that!"

Oh but you are dear Sayumi. You just don't know it yet. But I'm sure Eri will help you discover that very soon XD

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« Reply #234 on: August 31, 2006, 12:35:56 AM »
The girls were standing on/near/nowhere even relatively close to the road. Location varied with girl.

Mari was crouched down on the curb. In her left hand was a red plastic lighter. Her right held the Chimichanga above the flame. Mari had been doing this for quite some time. She was growning increasinly frustrated, and by the time someone yelled out to get in the vans, she had had enough. She stood up, let the flame go out of the lighter, and threw the Chimichanga behind her.

The Chimichanga hit the windsheild of a car on the side of the road. On impact it managed to do some damage. But by this time Mari was seated in the van. She could care less about it. It's not known whether or not she would have cared if she knew it hit a poilice car.
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« Reply #235 on: August 31, 2006, 12:49:21 AM »
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She could careless about it. It's not known wheter or not she would have cared if she knew it hit a poilice car.


Oh God Yes! That's great!

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« Reply #236 on: August 31, 2006, 12:53:43 AM »
i smell troublee...hehe
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« Reply #237 on: August 31, 2006, 01:07:11 AM »
Tsuji had put some thought into transportation (thought? tsuji? scary.) and had gotten the Birthday girls' group a larger van. In the back there were two spacious seats facing each other. Nachi, Kei, Kaori, Yuuko, Miki, and Risa were already seated. Once inside Mari took sat down across from Risa. She sighed and threw the lighter to her.
Risa stared at it. After a little while she started flicking the wheel, maniacally staring at the small flame as it fluttered around.
"Hey, play with matches, you're going to wet the bed." Yuuko advised.
"Yeah. Or you'll just set the Volvo on fire like you did last year." Miki remarked.
Everyone except Risa nodded.
"People wondered why the pv's got cheap" Mari began.
"because we had to pay for Kana" everyone except Risa responded.
"There was hell to pay after last year." Kaori said.
"Tsunku got a little tight with the purse strings after that." Miki comented.
"Definately, shouldn't 'ave had to pay for the boat though." Kei added
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
The girls nodded in agreement.
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« Reply #238 on: August 31, 2006, 01:34:53 AM »
Boat? Lol!

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What the hell does this mean? ..... XD XD XD

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« Reply #239 on: August 31, 2006, 01:40:51 AM »
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Boat? Lol!


What the hell does this mean? ..... XD XD XD


Japanese scare tactic. Parents usually tell their kids that so they are afraid to play with matches.

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