Another day at H!P

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OMFG this made me laugh until I cried! What's your favorite color? That's not orange or red.

Glad you guys liked it, I wasn't too happy with it. Black or blue is good.

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"Where the hell have you been?" Shibata asked
"No idea" said Mari, casually walking over to the table.
"Half of Japan knows were part of her's been..." Miki said cooly.
"Suck it, Miki"
"You already have."
Yuuko's phone rang.
"Hello?"
Pause.
Laughter.
"Everyone's been walking by the car and looking at it all day! I was like what the hell is up!"
Another pause.
More laughter.
"Well where were you?"
Pause.
"The driver's seat?"
Laughter.
"Is the battery dead?"
Pause.
Laughter.
She flipped the phone closed.
She looked at the table.
"Guys! Tsuji was asleep in one of the cars on the street!"
Some laughed and others looked back, waiting for more.
"People were walking by the car all day staring at through the windows! I didn't know what they were looking at! I was gonna go check but I didn't."
"Where was she?" Miki asked.
"She fell asleep in the driver's seat! She even had the radio on!"
"Did the battery die?" Mari asked.
"No."
Mari slipped her hands into her jacket pockets as the girls continued to laugh. Her expression changed as she felt something funny. She pulled her one hand out and stared at a Chimichanga.
Yuuko gave her a look that just screamed 'are you gonna eat that?"
Mari inspected it some more, pulling of some lint and a sticker.
"I was kinda worried about Rika" Shibata began, as Mari casually stood up and walked over to the microwave.
" I mean, that was a pretty" Beep. Beep. " crowded train station " Beep. Click.
"Ah, she's fine. And if she's not, she will be" Yuuko advised.
Mari sat back down at the table.
"Who cares if she's fine, everybody saw her-"
Beeeeeep.
Mari got up and rejoined them at the table shortly after with a warm Chimichanga, just in time for Tsuji's arrival.
Everyone smiled as Tsuji made her way over.
"I am sooooo stiff!"
"I can't belive the battery didn't die." Shibata said.
"Yeah, I know" Tsuji agreed.
"How'd you end up there?"
"No idea."
"I don't even remember you leaving us" Yuuko said.
Mari nodded in Tsuji's direction and held up the Chimichanga.
"No, I have a shit load of Oreo's..... I don't know why, but I do."
She pulled out a seat at the table.
"Is everybody back?" She asked.
"No, not quite" Yuuko said.
Just then there was a crash as Saito knocked over a glass behind them. The girls turned to look. Masae was already bending over picking up some of the peices. Her jeans were ripped(how did that happen?) and Miki noticed something after a few seconds of staring.
"Are those......my underwear?"

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"But I don't remember that. I kinda remeber getting changed but I don't know why." Mai stated.
"I have no idea. You were talking to him and then we were leaving. The next thing I know this guy is running after the van throwing his clothes to you through the window. You were like hanging half way out the window switching clothes. It was werid. Like at the time it was. Looking back on it now, it's still werid, but it's funny." Miuna said, trying her best to fill in the blanks.
"Well, in any case, it's a nice suit." Mai concluded.

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Yui walked into the cafeteria holding her Dinosaur costume head in her one arm. Tail gently swaying behind her.
All the girls stopped to look at her.
"I've had a rough day." She said as she threw her body onto a seat.
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Sayumi had been showering nonstop for quite sometime. After realizing that she was naked and next to Eri. She realized that Eri didn't have much clothing on either. She was young and dumb, but she wasn't that dumb. There weren't many other reasons why that two people end up without clothes lying next to each other. She continued showering, ocassionally yelling out "Gross" or "Oh my god".

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[rndmnwierd]

"Are those......my underwear?"

"Well, in any case, it's a nice suit." Mai concluded.

Yui walked into the cafeteria holding her Dinosaur costume head in her one arm. Tail gently swaying behind her.
All the girls stopped to look at her.
"I've had a rough day." She said as she threw her body onto a seat

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD *dies* My jaw hurts from trying not to laugh, everyone else is sleeping...

[Sukoshi]

lol i totally love the dino suit bit!! it reminds me of when risa wore one and that was suuuuuper cute !

and thanks for the kameshige!  lol poor sayu

[Mikan]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! you dont know how good it feels to read updates!!

Do we get to find out how they ended up naked together ^^

[asheravel]

lmao miki saying the underwear bit was funnyyyy

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Screech.Thud."Ow."
Screech.Thud."Ow."
The girls in the resturant stopped talking and listened as the noises grew louder.
Screech.Thud."Ow."
Rika screeched, thuded, and Ow'ed her way to the door. Where the chair she was handcuffed to promptly got stuck. She pulled jiggled it a little bit, and the door that was already hanging on its hinge moved out of her way.
She started walking to the back table. The chair draging across the tile would screech, then hit the back of her leg with a thud, causing her to say 'ow'.
When she reached the back the girls started to giggle.
"I have no idea." She said, answering the unasked question on everyone's minds.
"I remember something about a magic trick, or a strip tease." She said, pointing her free arm up in the air for effect. "I don't know which one it was. Regardless I'm pretty sure it ended up with someone swallowing the key and singing the Ultraman theme song."
Yuuko looked her up and down.
"In any case, the purple fuzz looks nice with your outfit."
Aya chuckled.
"We had some good times with those." She looked over at Miki. "The ones with the blue fuzz are stronger though, aren't they?"
Miki shot her a glare, "We don't talk about that in public!" she hissed.
Rika manuvered clumsily so she could sit on the chair.
"How you going to get out of those?" Yossie asked.
"Well, I figured the constuction crew's going to be here tomorrow morning to fix the wall and the tile-"
"And the windows" Mari said.
"the entire garage too" Yuuko said.
"So I just figured I'd get them taken off then. It'd be pretty embarrassing, but..." Rika finished.
"I could go get one of the saws from the storage closet!" Mari offered.
"At this point in time, I think it's best that you don't operate any sort of machinery." Yuuko advised.
"Come on! Whats the worst that could happen?"
"I'd like to remind you of the last time you said that. We both needed to be treated for mild concusions and the duct tape gave me a werid rash."
"That is true. But it's gonna suck being stuck like that! Come on, I'll take care off it."
Yuuko shrugged and Rika and Mari screech thud ow'ed their way out of the cafeteria.

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Asami walked into the resturant, showily pushing open the door for effect. The door however, had other plans, it didn't open like she wanted. It instead threw itself onto the ground with a loud thud. Asami jumped up and yelled. She then composed herself, looked down at the door and said
"Door's broken."
She shook her hair with her left hand and strutted to the long table.
Threw herself down in a chair, noded in the direction of the door and said
"Someone should get that fixed. It's broken."
"Well?" Yuuko asked.
"I don't know. I'm reallllly sore. Got monster black and blue marks on my arms and legs, plus my back feels funny."
"I'm just happy I woke up in a bed this year....WITH clothes on" Goto said. "Regardless of the whole Takahashi thing, which I still don't really get, it was pretty good. I mean last year, after that, I just didn't even want to know how I ended up there."
Some of the girls nodded.
"By the way, it's completely unrelated, well not really, but Takahashi smells really good. Like really really good."
"She does" Miki agreed.
"See, Kana is good for a lot of things. We not only found out about Miki's furry handcuff collection, and Goto got closer to Takahashi, how close we still don't really now, but it's good. Spent time together. Had some fun. Had a lot of liqour. It was good. It was so good." Yuuko said.
"Speaking of Kana," Murata said, "Where is  Ka and  Na?"
Everyone paused and looked around.

[Sukoshi]

Screech. Thud. YAY.  *rolls around laughing for a bit*

lol great update!!  I've been missing my daily dose of Another Day but I'm glad you're back with more

[YoukaiChica]

"See, Kana is good for a lot of things. We not only found out about Miki's furry handcuff collection, and Goto got closer to Takahashi, how close we still don't really now, but it's good. Spent time together. Had some fun. Had a lot of liqour. It was good. It was so good." Yuuko said.
"Speaking of Kana," Murata said, "Where is Ka and Na?"
Everyone paused and looked around.

Glorious. Simly glorious. Oh erink, I missed you and your amazingly funny self.

[Mikan]

LOL@ at the chair!

Handcuff collection?
Mari with sharp obejcts?
Missing birthday girls?
Kei possibly in another country!!

CAN YOU HOLD THE SUSPENSE OUT ANY MORE?!

Muahhahaha!! You think of the most random/hilarious things I just love it.

Study hard

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I know, I know. I haven't been able to update like I used to. I'm just hella busy with football/soccer what ever it is called in your country. It's probably been hurting me more than you. I got so held up with kana that I have several stories that had to be shelf'ed until I finished. Plus I lost the ability to include semi recent happenings into the story. We're going to see what happens. I still have more to do before I can start on some of my other ideas.

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"You know, it's quite a funny story actually." Kaori began
"Yes, yes, yes." Nacchi nodded in agreement.
"Throughout the day we sort of remembered why and everything, anyway-"
"See, I remember being really cold, so I wanted to go to Okinawa"
The girls were all captivated by the story. Partly because watching T.V would still hurt some of them. Flashing colors, explosions, even all this time later it wasn't that great of an idea.
"And I was really hot, so I wanted to go to Hokkaido."
"Well.....Did you?" Yuuko asked, leaning on the table, her head in her arms.
Nacchi and Kaori looked at each other and sighed.
"Actually, we ended up about a block away from each other." Kaori stated.
"Yeah, can you picture us, on our cellphones being able to hear them not only on the phone but off of it as well?" Nacchi gave her trademark smile.
"Wait, you managed to keep your phone with you the entire night?" Miki interjected.
"Well, if someone didn't have the bright idea to find out what's inside of them  I might still have mine"  Yoshizawa stated, looking over at Mai.
"No, you wouldn't" Mai offered. "After that we started to crank call people and decided to destroy the evidence after the cops came. Again."
"In any case everyone's back. So lets get some sleep. The countdown to Kana'07 starts now." Yuuko stood up, swayed a bit, and set off to her room.

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Kei Yasuda stormed into the cafeteria.
Yuuko moved her eyes up from the cofffe to the approaching threat and let out a tiny 'ah'.
"Do you have any idea where I've been?!"
"No...." Murata, who was sitting at one of the tables, answered, wondering why she was being attacked.
"It's okay, she doesn't either." Yuuko snaped back.
Kei looked absolutely furious.
"I was in Kabukicho. Iwasin KA-BU-KI-CHO. Me, I was in there!"
"Ah,  my family has-" Miki stopped herself.
"I had a cousin once-" Reina said. Miki and Reina exchanged glances. They imediately broke their gaze, Reina taking a sip of her juice, and Miki pulling a piece of lent off her shirt.
There was a silence. Kei was a little taken aback, they had stolen her thunder.
"Maybe things like that are the reason people think you're with yakuza." Yuuko advised.
Kei kept looking back and forth. Her facial expression went from slightly shocked back to angry. She took a step closer to the table and started gesticulating wildly.
"I was all alone in there! The ones that spoke Japanese wouldn't talk to me and the rest were all Chinese and Korean! They were all tattoed and most of them were missing fingers!"
Silence.
"And?" Yuuko asked.
"And? And!?"
The look of anger on Kei's face vannished, she cleared her throat and calmly pulled a chair from the table.
"And, they were lovely men. We played checkers together."
Yuuko took another sip of her coffe.

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"Speaking of Kana," Murata said, "Where is Ka and Na?"

"I was all alone in there! The ones that spoke Japanese wouldn't talk to me and the rest were all Chinese and Korean! They were all tattoed and most of them were missing fingers!"
Silence.
"And?" Yuuko asked.
"And? And!?"
The look of anger on Kei's face vannished, she cleared her throat and calmly pulled a chair from the table.
"And, they were lovely men. We played checkers together."
Yuuko took another sip of her coffe.

XDXD Lol, I've missed this, welcome back!

[Mikan]

Ahahahahahhaha! Kabukichou!! *sings Shiina Ringo's hit - Kabukichou no jyou"

Yeah, that place is full of crazy people and hostess bars and unmarked doors that lead you to some scary places. It's know mainly for the creepy nocturnal activity and the lovely ladies you can spend it with...so Im curious about Miki's interjection "Ah, my family has-"

Has what? Lol, I hope they dont own one of those bars.

"And, they were lovely men. We played checkers together."
Yuuko took another sip of her coffe.

SUPER  LOL!! I laughed all the way to the kitchen. An image of Kei, scared, running down the alleys of Kabukichou came into my head. She runs straight into these Yakuza looking blokes who reach into their coats and pull out a board...Today is a very visual day for me

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Yui stood up from the table. She put on a shiny pink helmet and swung at the kickstand of the blue bike.
"Well, I'm off!"
Yossie and Makoto shot each other incredulous glances.
"Now wait one minute. I don't remember a lot about Kana, but I have a bruise the size of your boobs covering half my stomach that tells me we" she pointed back and forth at Makoto and herself " won that bike."
Yui's smile faded from her face during Yossie's rant.
"I'm in Biyuuden."
Pause.
"I have nothing."
Pause.
"Can't I at least keep the bike."
Pause.
Yossie and Makoto looked at each other, then down at the table, ashamed.
"I mean, yeah sure. You can have the bike." Yossie said, grabing at the back of her neck.
"KYU!"
Yui buckled her helmet and ran out the cafeteria alongside the bike.
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@Sukoshi, rndmnwierd, and YoukaiChica: Glad you enjoyed it.
@ Mikan: I heard something about there being some rumor that Miki had Yakuza ties or something like that. And I just figured Tanaka is kinda yankee so might as well work the two of them into the Kabukicho scene.

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The workers had finished retiling the hallway. It was one of the numerous things not to make it out of Kana in one, functioning peice. At the end of the hall stood Miki, Tsuji, Mari, Makoto,Yoshizawa, and Rika(who still had on part of the fuzzy handcuff. The other one had been cut off but Rika was to much of a whimp to let Mari try and take the one attached to her wrist off.*). They stood motionless each in awe at the freshly waxed hallway that lay before them.
"It's beautiful...." Tsuji whispered.
"I think I just saw it sparkle" Miki added.
In sync the girls reached for the office chairs behind them.
"Who's going first?" Yossie asked.
"Tsuji took a brave step forward. She raised her hand.
"I will."
The girls gasped.
"No!" Mari said. "You're young, you have so much to live for! Please-"
Without looking away from the hallway, Tsuji responded.
"This is somehting I have to do. For myself."
Tsuji sat down in the chair with a look of sheer determination.
"so cool..." Rika hissed.
"Ready?" Makoto asked.
Tsuji gave a nod.
"1...2..." On three Makoto shoved the back of the chair with all her might.
Tsuji flew down the hallway, the black chair was like a rocket.
Toward the end of the hall, the chair started to spin. The base remained on track, not losing speed. Tsuji was approaching the wall. The chair completed a half rotation, leaving Tsuji blind to where she was going, before it crashed into the wall at the end of the hallway. The sheer force of the impact caused Tsuji to go forward, out of the chair and land face first on the the floor. The group of girls stood motionless.
At the end of the hall, the figure, sprawled out, raised a thumb up into the air.
"I call next!" Miki yelled.
"No, me!" Mari snapped.

* depending on what you cut handcuffs off with, it tends to heat the metal up which can cause a bit of discomfort when it is attached to your wrist. It isn't bad, but Rika is pretty girly so I can imagine it would bother her.