Author Topic: Another day at H!P (Read 113902 times)

erink · « **Reply #140 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:05:26 AM »

"Team 1?"
"We couldn't lift her, so we just put her on the balcony." Goto said.
"Did you lock her out?"
"Of course.
"Okay, good. Team 2?"
"Yeah, we got Suzuki and we switched Murakami and Hagiwara"
"Team 3?"
"We put Nakajima in the ele"
"Nice, Team 4?"
"Yeah um, we got done with Erika fine, but we kinda ran into some trouble with the other one." Korenaga started laughing again."We just left her in the middle of the door. She was kinda sorta stuck."
Tsuji shrugged.
"5?"
" left her in the middle of the hall."
"Well, overall, not bad." Tsuji concluded
"Yeah, the plan was pretty ambtious so-" Yossie was cut off
Tsuji had lunched herself into Miki's solo from Ambitous! Half way through she felt the death glare.
Tsuji coughed.
"Everyone should go get some shut eye. Tomorrow's the big day!"

erink · « **Reply #141 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:09:35 AM »

Nakazawa got dressed and headed out the door. She breathed in deeply. Today was the day. When the elevator doors opened she imedately noticed a sleeping kid. What was her name? There were so many of them she could barely keep track. Not like it mattered.
"Ah! I love Kana."
Ding. The elevator doors closed.

erink · « **Reply #142 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:16:21 AM »

Screams, screams, and more sceams were all that could be heard on the morning of Kana. Cute awoke to find themselves in places other than the one they originally fell asleep in. The Eggs woke up rather comfortably. It was when they stepped outside they ran into trouble. The pulley systems and wires the teams had set durring the night worked wonderfully. When the door was opened it pulled on the rope connected to the bucket above the door causing it to tip over. Essentialy, the Eggs were now covered in eggs. But thats not all! Once the girls went to step outside the door, they hit another wire. The buckets, which were divded had eggs on one side and feathers on the other. Once the first Egg opened the door, she started a domino effect (just as planed). Her screaming caused the other girls to open the door and find out what was going on.

erink · « **Reply #143 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:22:49 AM »

All the girls were busy eating in the cafeteria. The birthday girls had taken their usually seat at the long table. All the girls were in the middle of small talk when Berryz made thier enterance. The cafeteria fell silent. Normally the younger girls do not eat with the rest of Hello!Pro, but they were instructed to show up today. You couldn't miss them. It wasn't just their age that made them stick out. There was something else....
"Hey!" Abe called out. "Are you guys feeling a little blue today?"
The girls started laughing.
"Oi! They're blue berryz!" Nakazawa continued. The girls looked over at Kaori to take a stab at it.
"hahaha" she laughed in her distinct voice. "they're blue....."
Everyone turned to look at Kaori. After a second or two of silence they all burst out laughing. Half because of Berryz and half becasue of Kaori's simple mindedness.
Tsuji continued to look at her breakfast, she threw her arms up in the air.
"Shower tampering SUCCESS!"
"Whoo! It's Kana baby!" Mari called out.
The girls cheered.

erink · « **Reply #144 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:33:26 AM »

The girls who had gotten pranked had made their way into the resturant.
"So you guys are okay, right?" Nakazawa siad. "Just a little shaken up?"
All of them nodded.
"Yeah, we're fine...it's just my side's been bothering me."
Miki snorted and looked down at the table. She and Korenaga started laughing. The rescue team left and the rest of the girls carried on with breakfast.
"You were definately right. Good pranks this year! Now you just put dye in their showers?" Nakazawa asked stiring her coffee.
"Yeah, you just take the showerhead off and " Nakazawa's phone started ringing.
Nakazawa made a small nosie. "One sec Tsuji" she opened up her phone.
"Hello?"

erink · « **Reply #145 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:52:46 AM »

"Hello?"
"How do you feel about AirJAPAN?"
"I really feel that after what happened in 2003 you shouldn't try to ship yourself here anymore."
There was a sigh.
"Well it's not like I could leave now anyway."
"Ah, RuRu I have faith in you"
"Well really it's about having faith in the Chinese legal system."
"What?"
"Yeah, the airport finally decided to take legal action against me after all these years. You know, for damage and all the other problems I caused. Even if I did manage to get there I think it would be considered fleeing the country. I heard they frown upon that."
Yuuko nodded even though she couldn't be seen.
"Plus they left those big guys outside the door again. Put me high up too."
"Lockdown again, huh?"
"Yeah.
"Well, you still have until noon."
"I do."
There was a pause.
"Have a shot or thirty for me, will you?"
Yuuko sighed.
"We always do. We always do"
"Can you put Nacchi and Kaori on the phone?"
"Sure."
Yuuko shook her head. RuRu asking to put Nacchi and Kaori on the phone was her way of waving a white flag of surredner. It ment that she had been restrained (most likely sedated too) and had no way of making it.
"It's RuRu" Yuuko said handing the girls the phone.
"Happy birthday!"
"RuRu!" The girls yelled in unison.
"Only 15 hours and 364 days until the next Kana. oh-7 is gonna be my year. I can feel it."

erink · « **Reply #146 on:** August 13, 2006, 06:18:58 AM »

Changed a part in Night day 7.

Mikan · « **Reply #147 on:** August 13, 2006, 06:28:49 AM »

AHAHA THE PRANKS PLAYED OUT WONDERFULLY!
That was a good lot of chapters. You have been really busy!

freya86 · « **Reply #148 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:18:30 AM »

Wow, that was absolutelly crazy!!! Loved it

Blue Berryz *rofl*

black velvet · « **Reply #149 on:** August 13, 2006, 06:39:24 PM »

Quote from: erink

"Yui are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"If you're thinking that you really can't rely on your boobs for everything, then yes I am . . ."

LOL!

And, the cake part.

Quote from: erink

Nakazawa got dressed and headed out the door. She breathed in deeply. Today was the day. When the elevator doors opened she imedately noticed a sleeping kid. What was her name? There were so many of them she could barely keep track. Not like it mattered.
"Ah! I love Kana."
Ding. The elevator doors closed.

YES! The pranks are so priceless. Good job! Poor RuRu. xD (And, poor Berryz!)

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #150 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:55:24 PM »

I'm incredibly amused at the pranks. Blue... Lol.

I love this fic!

erink · « **Reply #151 on:** August 17, 2006, 03:06:09 AM »

Hey everybody. I can't say for sure when there will be some updates. I have been busy with soccer conditioning and working (girl's gotta pay for a new skateboard). Hopefully you might get a little something tomorrow, but definately no guarantee.

asheravel · « **Reply #152 on:** August 17, 2006, 07:23:40 AM »

Quote from: erink

"So you guys are okay, right?" Nakazawa siad. "Just a little shaken up?"
All of them nodded.
"Yeah, we're fine...it's just my side's been bothering me."
Miki snorted and looked down at the table. She and Korenaga started laughing. "

haha hilarious

Carmenrous · « **Reply #153 on:** August 17, 2006, 11:16:14 PM »

im too nervous waiting for kana !!!!this is gonna be so great!

erink · « **Reply #154 on:** August 19, 2006, 04:38:12 AM »

List of groups
White- Kaori, Nacchi, Yuuko, Kei, and Yaguchi
Pink- Ishikawa, Shibata, Tsuji, Makoto, and Goto
Green- Yoshizawa, Ayaka, Mai, Aya, and Miki
Yellow- Miuna, Asami, Inaba, Korenaga, and Erika
Blue- Murata, Masae, Saito, Yui, and Reina
Red- Takahashi, Eri, Sayumi, Risa, and Maeda

erink · « **Reply #155 on:** August 19, 2006, 04:44:26 AM »

The girls were gathered in the resturant. The groups were wearing matching t-shirts. Mari was jogging in place over in the corner(she was wearing a white headband that had Kana'06 written on it with marker), Miki was leaning up against the wall streching her calfs, and Yuuko cracked her neck, back, and fingers. Some girls were flipping through their bags one last time, making sure they had everything. The cars were waiting in the parking lot. Black vans, all lined up neatly.
Yuuko jumped up on a table.
"Everybody ready!?"
The girls roared.
"Lets go!!"
Yuuko threw her right arm up in the air for effect, and the girls followed suit. They rushed for the door.
Kana had begun.

erink · « **Reply #156 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:00:09 AM »

The girls were at the first stop. Kana started the same way every year. This was no different. Yuuko stood at the front of the bar, Kaori on her left, Nacchi on the right.
Everyone raised their drink of choice. All except Risa, who was banned from drinking of any sort, and Ai, who was trying to be a good, supportive friend.
"So this is for RuRu! "
Yuuko paused, allowing the girls to yell and cheer.
"Who, due to unfortunate circumstances and pending legal action could not join us for this celebration. And for Nacchi and Koari! The reason we are here. Without them, there would be no Kana! We wouldn't be getting completely fucked without them!"
The girls interuppted with cheers again.
"On the count of three!"
1.2.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" The club exploded with cheers. Then in perfect sync, 28 girls threw back their first drink of the day while Ai held Risa back from behind.

erink · « **Reply #157 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:10:57 AM »

The girls had already been to many stops. But the night was young. Very young. Red group was satisfied with their attempts to keep Risa from drinking. However, things were starting to go downhill as the girls continued to drink. Maeda stayed sober for a very long time.But Saito immediately put a stop to that, and somewhere around their 12 round of shots, Maeda changed her approach. Her new plan was to drink so much that there wasn't anything left for Risa. Currently Maeda was on top of a table doing the dance for Love Machine. At least the general consensus was that it was the dance from Love Machine. Maeda didn't excactly know the dance, but it certainly wasn't stopping her from giving it her all. The last time she did actually do the dance correctly, was for a Hello Morning special back in 2000. Maeda's dance solo came to a crashing halt when she did. The table wasn't excactly as spacious as your average stage, and durring her third 'Wow' she fell off. When she stood up she was showered with cheers and whistles. She threw her arms up in the air triumphantly.

erink · « **Reply #158 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:16:41 AM »

Goto's face was a bright red. A sure sign that she was already drunk. She was sitting at a table with the Yellow group when Yui came running (more like stumbling) up to her. Yui started shaking her shoulder excitedly.
"huh?" Goto asked, turning to look at her.
"Come here! Come here!"
She latched onto her arm and pulled her up the stairs. On the way up Goto grabbed onto Sayumi's arm, pulling her away from Reina. For no reason other than she was there, and thought she might as well follow Yui too. At the top of the stairs was a door. When they reached it Yui put a finger to her mouth, signaling her to be quiet and pointed to the door. The girls crouched down and put their ears up against it.

erink · « **Reply #159 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:45:34 AM »

"You like that don't you?"
there was a moan from the other side of the door.
"It's amazing."
Yui and Goto were trying hard to hold back their laughter, while Sayumi continued to look sick.
"I bet you never had anything like this before"
"Never"
Sayumi started shaking her head side to side and staring at the older girls with a look of sheer terror. She didn't know what was going on on the other side of the door, but the dialouge and sound effects were painting a pretty vivid picture.
Thud. Thud. Thud. And then a moan.
Goto and Yui were convulsing with laughter. Sayumi brought her hand up to her mouth and started to bite at her nails. It was a little hard to tell at first, but there was no mistaking the two voices on the other side of the door. Sayumi couldn't take any more, and ran back down stairs making random sounds that terrified people make and wildly shaking her body. This display made Goto and Yui laugh even harder.