Author Topic: REPLY 2 AXS (NEW RULES read P.1) (Read 93536 times)

frblckstr1 · « **Reply #200 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Masashi

We have a new rule, you gotta have 10 posts until you get access to The Asshole.

4 posts (including thisone) and an upload... in this tempo it will take a while. :evil:

tamatron · « **Reply #201 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:33:09 PM »

Hey, you can go postwhoring in any thread! We don't mind. Our admins are postwhores themselves!

Purpus · « **Reply #202 on:** March 12, 2005, 08:59:52 PM »

"The Asshole has been fixed"

"I was wondering why i can't get into THE ASSHOLE"

There are some funny-ass comments in this thread.

+1

AhLok · « **Reply #203 on:** March 12, 2005, 10:23:25 PM »

Quote from: Masashi

Quote from: killer
Hmmm i was wondering why i can't get into THE ASSHOLE page??anyone know?

We have a new rule, you gotta have 10 posts until you get access to The Asshole.

I have over 10 and I can't get into it...

tamatron · « **Reply #204 on:** March 12, 2005, 10:27:25 PM »

Quote from: Purpus

"The Asshole has been fixed"

"I was wondering why i can't get into THE ASSHOLE"

There are some funny-ass comments in this thread.

+1

You have 52 posts? I barely see you anywhere! You probably only post in the porn forum.

Purpus · « **Reply #205 on:** March 13, 2005, 12:25:34 AM »

Quote from: Masashi

You can now enter the asshole

Since everyone on this thread is asking to get into THE ASSHOLE, perhaps its title should be changed to:
[list=a]

The Backdoor Key
"Get this man an enema!"
The Suppository Topic
KY Korner
The Sodomizer
I wanna be gay
The Rectal Exam
Oh, snap! or Getting Your Very Own Rubber Gloves
Tsunku's Dildo

etc;

[/list]

Quote from: tama-chan

You have 52 posts? I barely see you anywhere! You probably only post in the porn forum.

I told daigong I was into surfing, and he pointed me to the "water sports" topic. And I've been kind of stuck there ever since.

kid chino · « **Reply #206 on:** March 13, 2005, 01:47:22 AM »

Quote from: Masashi

We have a new rule, you gotta have 10 posts until you get access to The Asshole.

and i was wondering why i couldn't enter the asshole!!

maliciel · « **Reply #207 on:** March 13, 2005, 03:41:06 AM »

I post on this forum for the articles too..

I wanna get into the asshole~

:<

daigong · « **Reply #208 on:** March 13, 2005, 03:56:50 AM »

There! Access granted folks. And thanks for playing.

(dammit. I sure hope this doesn't become my trademark)

Quote from: Purpus

Since everyone on this thread is asking to get into THE ASSHOLE, perhaps its title should be changed to:

LOL!!! I was thinking The Salad Bar.

it's bad enough we had to train everyone to equate Piehole with Perversion. Now Asshole = H!P Goodz.

Do you think that its kinda confusing? Do we need like a big ass banner? Still, the purpose of this thread was just to introduce yourselves. "State your name and where you're coming from"

Quote

And I've been kind of stuck there ever since.

Who me?

frblckstr1 · « **Reply #209 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:32:08 AM »

Quote from: daigong

There! Access granted folks. And thanks for playing. (dammit. I sure hope this doesn't become my trademark)

Sorry but thisone is 'sticky'

OK, I'm starting to like these emoticons here, maybe some should be available to newbies in the jpop download/piehole forum

plug · « **Reply #210 on:** March 13, 2005, 01:06:01 PM »

I'm plug , got linked from the piehole thread on jpm.

loved that thread, so here i am

frblckstr1 · « **Reply #211 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:31:31 PM »

Hi daigong, I brought some

(at least it looks like lurbicant, might be superglue

), not sure if you use it, might bring some

to enter that rear-end.

daigong · « **Reply #212 on:** March 13, 2005, 09:09:04 PM »

Welcome plug!! You now have access to the porn!! That is, take a look and post around in:

JAV & Gravure Idolz forum
Hentai n shit
H!P XXX Pics & Vids
H!P Pics
H!P Fanfics[/b]
get involved by posting up to 10 or more and you get access to The Asshole Multimedia Forum! Like frblckstr1 demonstrated - all it takes is a simply reply to this thread (request to get sodomized OPTIONAL - I shall get one of our female mods to do it for you and vice versa for females)! Have fun!

Solly Purpus, how could I've missed ya buddy? I guess I gotta check through the list again. Doesn't anyone else work around here?? lol

And yo, Ron Shaft? Does the custom rank offer still apply?

ETA: Much apologies to kraygk aka the Rika Fundamentalist! Missed you too. Plus I think I edited permissions for ytl, B4S, SaMi, kuro kitty, Levin too.

josuke · « **Reply #213 on:** March 14, 2005, 12:21:16 AM »

Hi. Im new here. Comes from JPM!! Lol. Give me give me please!!

LoveHaruru · « **Reply #214 on:** March 14, 2005, 04:04:13 AM »

Quote from: josuke

Hi. Im new here. Comes from JPM!! Lol. Give me give me please!!

Post more.

daigong, who wants custom titles? If anyone wants them, they can PM me. You seem to be doing all of the hard work, not that I mind it....but, I figure you'd want to be cut some slack.

Vikitty · « **Reply #215 on:** March 14, 2005, 06:08:21 AM »

Rerequesting access now that I've finally delurked.

TotallyUncool · « **Reply #216 on:** March 14, 2005, 07:39:06 AM »

SIR! Request permission to penetrate The Asshole!

Now where is that tube of ...

?

Aha! There it is -- no, that's my toothpaste...

Oh, that's right -- I've been using it to brush my teeth ever since I ran out of toothpaste...

daigong · « **Reply #217 on:** March 14, 2005, 08:14:49 AM »

Quote from: Ron Shaft

daigong, who wants custom titles.

No one yet. I was just wondering if it was still being offered. Or if anyone still knew about it!?!?! So if peeps want custom titles like you see Ron Shaft or Masashi or me, then holler!

Quote from: TotallyUncool

SIR! Request permission to penetrate The Asshole!

Aw man. I really am considering renaming The Asshole into The Pussy or something.

buraiha · « **Reply #218 on:** March 14, 2005, 10:08:30 AM »

I'm here because being able to access HP and porn at the same time is the culmination of a lifelong dream for me

arie · « **Reply #219 on:** March 14, 2005, 07:08:38 PM »

It seems i must reply here to get acces to the asshole?

Author Topic: REPLY 2 AXS (NEW RULES read P.1) (Read 93536 times)

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