SAITO:: Saito is entranced to the tune of 'Ambitious! Yashinteki de iijan' until ... ::
GAAAAYEEAAAHHH!!!:: Kamei delivers a super wedgie to Saito that it ripples the flesh in her buttocks ::

:: The pain is so immense, it leaves her eyes watering...and she crumples to the ground like a sack of taros ::
YOU...little....turtle!!
:: Saito stands up, and takes a swig of liquid nearby -- not knowing it was GRIFFIN BRAND humping potion ::
Amy Holland's SHE'S ON FIRE ! FIRE!! begins playing What's happening to me?? My legs...they're moving out of control... I can't ... stop... thrusting!!!!
:: Saito begins humping everything, chairs tables lunch trays ... until she grabs KAMEI, her hands temporarily slipping on her suit but ... the hips don't lie - humping her leg and face ::
HELP!! I CAN'T STOP!!! ahahaha this is actually quite amusing!! (as she watches Kamei squirm) Can I thrust my butt at you loser KAMEI!?
:: SAITO APPLIES THE HER BUTT INTO KAMEI'S FACE!! ::
AH HA HA HA HA!! Look at me everybody!!! BUTT FACE!! IS MY MIDDLE NAME!