Cafeteria

[meowchi]

Kamei
 
  “ Mmmmfarahsck!!! “ Kamei squirms to NOT breathe. She tries to push Saito away, but her Ambitious! power seemed to have disappeared. Losing conscious, Kamei starts to feel wobbly. ‘ Dammit! I should’ve expected this… ‘, she thought. She wobbled as her strength felt faint, her vision blurry. ‘ Oh well, if I can’t beat em’, join em! ‘
 
  Kamei started humping in synch Saito, which releases her.
 
  “ Hah! You think I can’t hump? “ Kamei said as she ‘air-humps’ to emphasize her point. " I’m from Tokyo! “
 
  Kamei then proceeds to hump against Saito’s hump, neither one on each other, but rather both of them striking each other with their hips, which makes a disturbing scene. Both girls grew tired, but little did Saito know, Kamei had  some energy reserves… IN HER THIGHS!
 
  “ Thank god for my god-given genetics! “ Kamei shouted, confusing everyone in the room. She thrust her hips against Saito’s hips, knocking Saito back. “ Hiii~! HP Ero correspondent - Erorin!! “ The thrusting stopped. With Saito on her knees and Kamei standing, Kawaii Kara starts playing on the jukebox.
 
  “ Perfect timing! “ Kamei said to herself. “ Perfect humiliation; getting your ass beat to your own soundtrack! That’ll teach her to mess with the Kamster! I bought those panties in Hawaii, and now, ruined! “ Kamei gets into stance.


 


  “ Kame~~~~~~~~~I ATTACK!! "

[daigong]

SAITO

:: The impact of the fist flew Saito into a pile of dishes and trays ::

CRASH!!

:: A pile of forks are lodged into Saito's legs...and it seems to stop the humping. To heal herself, Saito uses a trick she learned in NAM - she pours packets of pepper on her leg where the wounds are and lights it on FIRE!! ::

CRRACK!! GGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Trautman woould be so proud!!

Refreshed, Saito laments: * What happened to me?? How can you let a pipsqueak METRO RABBIT mess u up like that!!? *

KAMEI!! Why do you want to ruin the GATAS name? We play different sports - we're not in direct competition!!

:: Kamei feels guilty....and is about to respond.... ::

And look at me! I'm so PRETTY!
:: Saito does the wink...::



:: This diversion throws KAMEI off ::

:: SPLAT!! Saito throws a plate of pancakes with LOADS OF DELICIOUS CANADIAN MAPLE SYRUP! on KAMEI! ::

You and ur stupid World Cup of Volleyball suit!!! You think you're a super hero?? I was bowling for melons when you were still picking your diaper!!

:: Saito is able to grip on to KAMEI and she does a GERMAN SUPLEX to KAMEI straight into the cafeteria table!! ::

BOOM!!!

HOW you think that tastes bitch?!? You just ruined my only pair of panties!!! I've been wearing these since these came with the costumes for our last single!! AND YOU KNOW WHEN THAT WAS!!

:: Saito grabs the pot of meat sauce from the cafeteria counter and dumps it into KAMEI'S mouth and all over her!! A SLOPPPING WET MESS!!! ::

Now where's Maki and Shiba-chan at?? ARRRGGGHHH!!!

DISCLAIMER: daigong is a Kamei fan

[Jabronisaur]

Konno

Watching the humping contest between Kamei and Saito had been amusing at first, but then grew more and more unsettleing to witness. Images of the their rampant hip pumping became forever etched in poor Konkon's neural network. Unable to take any more her brain seized up, she started to become woozy, and moments later, she hit the hard cafeteria floor.

"Go...Eri..." she uttered weakly, before conciousness waned and she fell silent.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Stumbling thru the cafeteria entrance, Megumi spins around, not that it does her any good since she's still tanked, making her stumble in erratic directions, oblivious to whatevers going on.

::no more singing, please:: "UUUUUUU, UUUU GOT WAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD...........BUT U SAY YUR JUST A TARD, AND YUR REALLY GOTTA FARD.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, GOTS TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........*BUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP*

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

*GIGGLE*

[meowchi]

Kamei
 
  “ *Cough*!! *Cough*!! “ What the heck was that!! “ Kamei spews out the meat sauce. Puddles of it land by her feet, making the floor all greasy. Luckily, Kamei’s anti-resistant soup shrugged most of it off.
 
  She wipes her chin and regains herself. “ *Cough*!! You’re …. You’re nuts! Seriously, who pours meat sauce into a person’s mouth!!! I know you have experience with meats in mouths but that really was too much! “
 
  Kamei, feeling greasy from downing all that sauce and the german suplex, wobbles towards Saito. The floor made it hard for her to walk on.
 
  “ This really is impossible! “ She took off her boots and threw them against the ground. It was easier to walk bare. Or so she thought. Once she threw the boots down, she lost her footing and slipped, landing on her butt. Distraught, she tries to get up, but fails.
 
  “ I’m stuck!!! “ She said as she looked up at Saito, who had no problem standing. Suddenly, Kamei felt emotional. “ You Gatas girls always made fun of the girls who didn’t make the team… Especially your coach! He’d call me KameiKan’t… Kit-Kat-Kamei… ‘ The shy girl with the legs ‘… And your daily wedgies didn’t help ethier! “
 
  Kamei starts to weep slowly, but suddenly, she spots a body on the floor.
 
  “ M-master!!! “ Konno lay silent. Kamei’s eyes, different this time, glances back at Saito.
 
  “ Y-you! “ Kamei slowly gets up, trying not to fall. “ Even now, after all my hard work and dedication to training, I’m just called a ‘ Rabbit ‘… I grew up in Tokyo! You think it’s easy to live in Tokyo!? In Tokyo, I learned I can bend my finger at the 2nd joint without moving the top joint! “ Eri proceeds to bend her finger at the 2nd joint without moving the top joint, followed by her own ‘ Ooo’s and Aaa’s. ‘ “ ...So quit thinking I’m just a little girl! I’ve eaten dog cheese before!! DOG CHEESE!!! I’m 7 floors deep in TOKYO-CRAZAY!!!! “
 
  Kamei charges Saito.  Click here to see Kamei from Saito's perspective.
 
  *CRASH~!!!!* The impact was so hard it sent them both flying out a nearby window.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Drunk stumbling thru the cafeteria, Megumi barely registers hearing a crash, and can't see none too clearly, either.

Stumbling a bit more, she's completely unaware thats there a body on the floor, who happens to be a fainted Konno.

Megumi stumbles, slips and slides on the meat sauce and lands on top of Konno, who cushions her fall.

While falling, Megumi shouts "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Passing out while on top of Konno, Megumi starts to have Wonky Dreams.

[daigong]

SAITO

AH HAHA HAHAHAH!!

“ I’m stuck!!! “ Kamei yelps!

:: Saito had no problem standing...slick greasy meat sauce didn't matter!! ::

CAMERA ZOOMS IN ON HER FEET


Oh goddamn!! Slippery little bugger! (SAITO in a deep Russian accent) IT MAKES YOU STRONG!!! Wedgies build CHARACTER KIT KAT KAMEI!! You want to break me off!!

"I’m 7 floors deep in TOKYO-CRAZAY!!!! “ Crazy enough to challenge ME!! She is a worthy foe!! I sense much anger in her...much power.... Your double joints don't impress me young padwan!!

:: Saito doesn't flinch...but thinks "dog cheese WOW even I wouldn't touch that stuff!! and I eat out of a trough!" ::

SUDDENLY!!  SAITO IS JACK KNIFED THROUGH THE WINDOW!!

:: They are in the parking lot...groggy, as Saito absobed the fall with her big breasts as KAMEI landed on top of her...all she could see was Kamei running towards The Park!! ::

[Tuffty]

AYAKA

Aaah, this is all too much for me to handle..

* gives Megumi a piggy back ride back to the dorms *

[smellysarah]

Yasuda Kei

She turns to Makoto momentarily dumbstruck by all the happenings.

"Rika-Chan...well she isn't going to do what I thought she was going to do. I was so sure it was her." Kei scratches her head and leans back with a sigh, ignoring the noise from Saito and Kamei, luckily placed too far away to be damaged.

Rika-Chan...so you like Gocchin? You'd pick Gocchin over me too wouldn't you? I mean, she does have nice assets and can be sweet, but...I didn't see it coming. Man...

"Somehow, I don't feel like following them." She says, feeling utterly defeated, when she remembers Makoto's comment. "Hey - deadweight isn't something I'd use to describe you. You just saved me making an idiot of myself over some silicon implants...thank you."

Her mission at the back of her mind, hopes shattered when Rika went for Maki, she goes quiet, mind wondering over the situation.

I've got to sort myself out. Look at me, I've looked stupid thanks to a cheap shot with some boobs and I'm getting excited over someone else's love life. What does that tell me? I need to start acting my age.

I think I need to not drag Mako-Chan down with me either. She'll only end up like me if she stays around me any more.

She takes hold of Yossi's small jewelry box filled with the letters, looking at them for a moment with a smile. Well, good for you Yocchan, whoever it is.

"I think, we should return these. It's not healthy to do this...you too. I'm going to go put these in Yocchan's room, then have an early night. Sweet dreams, not so dead weight."

She gives a halfhearted wink, before walking off to the dorms.

[SeeYa]

Makoto Ogawa

She stared at the cafeteria doors for a long time after Kei left, not even paying attention to the Rabbits Gatas feud anymore.

"I think, we should return these. It's not healthy to do this...you too. I'm going to go put these in Yocchan's room, then have an early night. Sweet dreams, not so dead weight."

Makoto kept on thinking about that sentence. ' Maybe she's right.... I've made an idiot of myself about 300 times because of this... Koharu's more mature than me right now.... Gottsan was right. I should start acting my age.'

" I guess I'll have to apologize to her....." Makoto said to herself with a sigh. ' But I meant it when I said that she'll never beat Ayaya....' Makoto thought.

She sat there some more, thinking hard about the letters. ' But...but...I can't just....I mean....' Suddenly, a great idea hit her. ' Why don't I just ask her!....Oh wait. Then she'll know I read her letters! ' Makoto groaned, banging her head on the table.

Suddenly, her cellphone moved in her pocket. She whipped it out, seeing on the screen that she had one new message. Stupid vibrate...

Makoto opened the message, and got up immediately after.

She ran out the door all the way to park.

[Jabronisaur]

Konno

Asami peeled herself off the floor and glanced around. Despite all the damage she could tell she was in the cafeteria. Recalling her last memories, Konkon remembered waiting with Eri at the counter for food...then nothing.

"I blacked out again?" Konno questioned to herself. "Why?" She looked around for her friend Kamei, but the eatery was deserted except for a disgruntled janitor who mumbled obscenities under his breath as he tried to clean up. He hadn't noticed the shakey Asami yet. Not wanting to attracted any attention to herself, she snuck out and headed out to the dorms.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina made it to the cafeteria and walked up to the counter.

"Umm... Could I get a thermos full of coffee, a slice of the chocolate-strawberry cake, a french vanilla cappuchino and a strawberry milk." She ordered and paid.

It took them only few minutes and she left back to the dorm room.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Walking into the cafeteria, Megumi does a quick scan of the place, and seeing that Reina's not in here, she quickly exits.

[Jabronisaur]

Konno

To Asami's surprise, most of the cafetria was returned to normal. It hardly looked as destroyed as it did last night. Relieved that not much damage had been done, she was nonetheless dissapointed that no clues remained for her to investigate. As she ordered some cereal, Konkon glanced around to notice the broken window. Some celephane had been placed over it, but it was probably part of last night's incident. Changing her order to an apple and a banana, she quickly purchased her fruit, took them, and proceeded to examine the window.
It had appeared to have been broken outwards from the cafeteria. Tiny spots of blood indicated that someone might have busted through it. With a bite into the green apple, she used the side exit and went outside, followed the building around and stood on the opposite side of the window. A dirty, sodden trail lead into the nearby park.

"Well I hadn't been there yet anyways. Worth a look I guess." Konno thought to herself as she took another bite from the fruit and walked into the park.

[Tuffty]

AYAKA

"Hi! (in English) Can I have a cup of coffee and a blueberry muffin please?"

* collects the food and sits down near the window to eat it *

[SeeYa]

Ogawa Makoto

She arrives at the cafeteria with Kei, seeing Ayaka eating her breakfast.

She followed Kei to the counter, and waited for her grapefruit.

" This is going to be a good day. I can tell." Makoto said to no one in particular, as she glanced out the window.

" Maybe..." She added after a moments pause.

[smellysarah]

Kei

She walks in, feeling really quite cheerful that morning. Maybe her bad mood the previous night was just pms or something...who knew. Well, she would sooner or later, but for now she was just glad to be feeling good with the world.

"Two grapefruits please!" She calls, "And...a bowl of cereal, iced tea and whatever else you want Mako-Chan! Oh, and can you heat one of the grapefruits up please?" She ignores the strange looks from the staff, instead grinning at them. "Everyone should have it hot, you can try some!" She says, nudging Makoto.

She looks for a place to sit...seeing Ayaka alone she's tempted to sit with her...but she needs to talk to Makoto about Yossi...but then again, who was Yossi's best friend?

"Ayaka! Hi! How are you?" She tries her best at speaking english, giving the other girl a friendly wave. "May I sit with you?"

[SeeYa]

Ogawa Makoto

"...." Makoto gave Kei a wierd look at her suggestion of hot grapefruit. " uhh I think...I'll stick with cold. And umm a glass of milk please." Taking her small meal, she followed Kei to where Ayaka was sitting.

Kei started to speak english, or what sounded like english, which really confused Makoto. ' I really need to learn some english...'

[Jabronisaur]

Konno

The walk back to the cafeteria had been brisk and silent. Once inside, Asami took the nearest seat and sat down. Looking up at Reina, she smiled meekly.

"I'm ok now. Thanks. I guess it really caught me off guard." Konkon spoke softly. She managed to calm herself a little and continued. "You don't have to stay...I'll be ok now...it was just so sudden." Reaching in her pocket she gasped. "Dang it! I must have dropped my phone back there. Carp!" Konno stood up, gulped and started moving back out towards the park, looking pale and nervous.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina wondered if hse should follow her but decided not to, fearing Konkon would want her to stay. So, she took a seat at one of the window seats and yawned, waiting.

EDIT:

She decided to go back to the dorm to meet Megumi at the dorm.