Author Topic: Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis (Read 2233 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** September 12, 2006, 06:57:45 AM »

Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis.

huggumwuggums · « **Reply #1 on:** September 12, 2006, 07:15:23 AM »

I was smirking and almost cracked up when I saw the topic as I was imagining how it'd look like.

Oh eff it.. :ROTFLMAO:

smoothee · « **Reply #2 on:** September 12, 2006, 10:33:04 AM »

i know theres "dont drink and drive.." but jeez.. how far do they wna take it?

daigong · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2006, 08:22:28 AM »

And I thought the Lions assistant coach getting a burger at a Wendys Drive Thru was bad.

Was he a physicist or something

aimaime · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2006, 09:56:38 AM »

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..

insyte · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2006, 04:07:53 PM »

At least he had fun before he crashed lol

kazitakato · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2006, 07:10:51 PM »

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..
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I have that clip. its called "101 Most Emabarassing Sexual Accidents"....the things a desperate man would shove his ***** into.....

Demanding More Makoto · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2006, 10:26:30 PM »

Quote from: kazitakato

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..
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I have that clip. its called "101 Most Emabarassing Sexual Accidents"....the things a desperate man would shove his ***** into.....

I think I have seen that show.
Some men will stick the willies into any thing for a cheap thrill.
There was a story in the uk about a man who had his way with a goat. The field was next to a railway line. At the time this man was caught in the act with the goat with audiance of over 300 people on a brokendown train. Several people called the police.The manwas arrested I would have loved to hear explanation about what he was doing with the goat

gocha · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2006, 08:54:20 AM »

i wonder made him so horny

JFC · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2006, 07:44:28 PM »

^ He probably saw some dolphins.

Jsmurf · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:07:38 AM »

i heard he also got charged with, "driving with a loaded weapon"

thelastangel · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:58:18 AM »

Quote from news article:

"The man was hospitalized with head injuries."

When I read that line I just burst out laughing...as if the story itself was not funny enough.

Head injuries....the one on his shoulders or the one stuck in the penis pump....:ROTFLMAO: