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Coach Resigns After Allegedly Using Penis As Object Lesson

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Even by crazy high school coach standards, Lazer Collazo has taken it to a new level. Collazo is the baseball coach at Gulliver Prep High School in Florida, or should I say was the coach. He resigned yesterday after his recent actions came to light. Apparently the coach was so upset after a loss to Florida Christian, he dropped his pants, whipped out his crank, and accused his players of not having the nads to compete. According to a police report, he dropped trousers, pointed to his penis, testicles and asked the team, "If they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina?”

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2005, 03:08:35 PM »
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Sometimes you wonder how these people got that far in life.



(Then you realize that they're a high school coach so they really didn't go far at all.  :halo: )

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2005, 03:37:40 PM »
For fuck's sake, it's just high school!  Unless you're as talented as Kobe or LeBron were in high school, no one's gonna give a shit!  That coach really needs to get over himself.

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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2005, 12:19:25 AM »
:o  Well atleast it's not as worse as i thought

When i read the title i thought the article was going to say he like wiped it out and smacked a kid accrost the face with it  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2005, 09:53:09 AM »
I think that guy is a little too much into himself and into high school sports... if he really wanted a win, he would've trained his athletes better.

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2005, 10:38:45 PM »
Sounds like a pretty good way to insult your team to me.

Hell, I'd just be amused if one of my coaches did that, it'd be a great laugh  :lol:

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