M was hanging around the vending machine area, hoping to bump into the other H!P girls.
"Man, I've been here for a long time and no one has shown up yet. I hope I get to meet Yajima Maimi, she's cute."
A few minutes later, he heard footsteps. He scrambled to sit on the nearby bench, pretending to read a magazine. "Finally!"
Then he saw the owners of the footsteps. They belonged to two girls, two kids to be precise. Okai Chisato and Hagiwara Mai. M slapped his forehead. "Drat!"
The two kids didn't have any problems with the vending machine. They were about to leave when they noticed M on the bench.
"Hey mister." Mai said.
"Yes?" answered M as he put down the mag he was reading.
"You're Haado Gei, right? You're going to guest again in Haromoni, aren't you?"
"No I'm not!"
"You're him! I can recognize you even without your shades! Can you do the 'Ffooo~!!!'?"
"I'm not HG!"
"No, he's not HG Maimai..." Chisato said.
"See, this little girl knows the truth."
"...He's a cosplayer! I saw him in the internet before!" she added.
"No I'm not! Don't you little girls have any respect for someone older than you?"
"You're reading a dirty magazine." Chisato said as she pointed at M's mag.
"It's not a dirty magazine. It's an issue of Up....To....Boy...with Takahashi-san in the cover. It's not dirty!!!"
"See. I told you HG was straight! You got married already right?"
"I'm not HG!!!"
The two girls were laughing when another girl appeared in the hallway and walked towards them.
"Girls, break time's over. Let's go back to practice." she said.
"Okay, Maimi-chan." the two girls said as they walked towards her.
"Yajima Maimi! She's so pretty in person!" M said to himself.
"Who's that guy?" Maimi asked.
"He's HG trying to cosplay as another person." Chisato said.
"Maybe he's going to try out for the Happy8 auditions." Maimi said.
"But he's a guy." said Chisato.
"He's also a cosplayer, right? He can be anything."
"Hey I heard that!" M shouted. "I'm not HG!!! And I'm not a cosplayer!!!"
The three girls giggled as they ran back to the room where they were practicing.
"At least I get to see Maimi. I was right. She's pretty." M said as he picked up his magazine and prepared to walk back to their room.
But he saw another girl approaching the vending machine. The girl passed him and he caught the scent of the girl's perfume. M didn't have the chance to check if this girl belonged to Hello!Project. He watched the girl as she put the coins inside the machine with her fingers, get it from the tray, sit on the bench and cross her legs, open the can and drink from it, and wipe some of it from her lips. M's throat got dry as he watched the girl finished her can of softdrinks. The girl was wearing a white blouse and some tight jeans. She also had some kind of a bored look on her face but M found it as a turn on.
"Hot! Hot! Hot! She's hot! " M said to himself as he tried to stop himself from drooling but he dropped his magazine, which caught the girl's attention.
"Why are you looking at me?" the girl asked him.
"I...wanted to find out how long it would take for you to finish that drink."
"Doing that made you sweat a lot?"
"Of course! You're hot. I mean it's hot today."
"I think Ai-chan's pictures got you hot." the girl said as she pointed at the magazine.
"Ai-chan? Oh, you mean Takahashi-san. Yeah. She's hot too. Oops. Pretend you didn't hear me say that."
"Haha. You're new here aren't you?"
"Kinda."
"Wanna have some fun?"
"Fun?"
"Follow me." the girl said as she stood up. "Let's go to my room."
***
He did what he was told. M followed the lead of the girl, just like how Hansel and Gretel followed the trail of pebbles to get back to their house. He saw that it was near Risa and the other girls' room.
"So she's a member of Hello!Project. But who is she..."
The girl opened the door and asked M to come in.
"Make sure it's locked." the girl reminded him.
"Sure." M said as he double checked the doorknob. "It's locked."
The girl then pushed M down on the couch.
"You want to see what's under these clothes, don't you?" the bored look she had earlier was replaced by a seductive one, especially because of her smirk.
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Come on, stop pretending to be innocent. That look on your face tells me that you want me." the girl said as she removed the topmost button of her blouse. "I'll tell you something. I want you too."
*gulp* nosebleed countdown commencing. 3... "Oh my god! She's not wearing a..."
"I'll let you take off the rest of the buttons, on one condition. You must use your teeth..."
*gulp* 2..."My teeth?"
"Come on. Don't be shy. It's not that hard. You can start with my pants. Alright, I'll pull down the zipper for you..."
*gulp* 1..."ORANGE!!!"
"We can take a bath together if you can do it..."
*thud*
"He fainted. Pathetic. But that was fun. I can't wait to tell Yossi about this..."
***
*knock,knock*
"Hello Michishige-san. What brings you here?"
"Kyo-kun, there's some weird noise coming from the comfort room."
"Weird noise?"
"It's not locked but we're scared to open it. Maybe you guys can help us check it out."
K,D and S went to the aforementioned room. Risa, Reina and Eri were waiting for them in front of the room.
"It might be an alien or a ghost." Eri said. "Or it could be Sadako, climbing out of the toilet bowl. Or Toshio. Or"
"Those things don't exist Eririn." Reina exclaimed. "It's probably a thief or a stalker. He's probably the one who's getting all my shampoo."
"Where's Michii-kun?" Risa asked the other three.
"We haven't seen him since he went down earlier." D answered.
"Maybe the ghost took him!" Eri said,
"That's not funny, Erirn." said Risa.
"I'm going to open it." K said as he turned the knob. The girls prepared to strike whatever would come out with brooms.
And out crawled M. His hands and feet were tied and his mouth was covered with packaging tape. And his face was covered with doodles from a Pentel pen. He had a fake mustache and thicker eyebrows drawn. There were also markings similar to HG's goatee.
"I knew it! He's really a perv! Look he even had a nosebleed" Sayu said as the other Guardians untied him.
"Mmmphhghtaklalfyte!! Hgtfdnmff'pwqlkng!!!! Kghjvdw!!!! Kghjvdw!!!!" M said.
"We can't understand what you're saying! Take this off first." K said as he stripped the tape off his mouth.
"Ouch!!! There was this witch who hypnotized me! And then she tied me up! When I woke up, I was already here! I think she even raped me! I want a lawyer!!!There goes my innocence. Sniff, sniff."
"Excuses, excuses. Witches don't exist." Reina said. "Are you some sort of real life Golden Boy who has a fetish for toilet bowls?"
"No, there was really this witch! You've got to believe me! Gaki-san, tell me you believe me!"
"I'm not sure Michii-kun...."
"I believe you, Mistui-kun! Tell me, what did the witch look like?" Eri said.
"She wore a white blouse and jeans."
"That's not something a witch would wear."
"And she's pretty and sexy."
"Wicthes aren't pretty. Are you sure it was a witch?"
"I can't forget it. Wait, there she is!!! That's the evil witch!!!" M said as she pointed to another girl in the hallway.
"Miki-san?!" the girls said.
"What?" Miki said "Witch? Where? Me? I'm not a witch." and she said that with the same bored look we always see from her.
"It's the guy with the dirty magazine!" the girls looked at the owner of the voice and it was Chisato.
"Haado Gei!!! I told you it was him!" Mai said as the other members of C-ute also appeared in the hallway.
"I'm not Haado Gei!!!!"
***
The Guardians got back to their room after everything was settled downstairs.
"How come you didn't use your Bluetooth M? You could have just sent us a message to rescue you."
"There was no signal inside. And I'm not sure if you guys would help me. Good thing the ladies room was clean."
"Of course we would rescue you. We were her victims too." K said.
"So you finally got victimized by Fujimoto-san. Don't worry, everybody has to go through her." S said.
"I can't forget what she did to me. She doused me with paint then dumped me into the elevator and cut off the power. I got stuck there for half a day." D said.
"You got off easy. She shaved my eyebrows, gave me a mohawk and spray painted my body silver." K said.
"Come on guys, Fujimoto-san isn't that bad." S said.
"Yeah, she's hot but I can't believe she can do this to us. What about you S? What did she do to you?" M asked after he finished washing his face.
"Yeah, you never told us what she did to you, S."
"She asked you to take off her clothes right?" S asked them.
"Yes."
"Using your teeth?"
"Yup."
"She asked me to do the same thing."
"And?"
"I did what she asked me to do."
"No kidding! That's impossible! You couldn't have done it and took a bath with her and did something else with her."
"You guys don't believe me? I still have it in my memory. That was the best bath I ever had. She even let me scrub her back."
"Send it to me!!!!! Send it to me!!!!" said M.
"Me too!" said K
"Ditto." said D.
"Sorry. But that's for my eyes only."
"I knew it! You're a perv S!!! Now I know what you do with your spare time!" M said.
"What? It's your fault you couldn't do what she asked you to."
"Send me the file!!!!"
"Why don't you challenge her again someday."
"Come on, give us even just a preview. Please!" K said.
"She has new photobook coming out. Just download that."
"It won't hurt to share it." exclaimed D.
"I'll share it. But not today."
"Come on, you're such a tease."
"Okay, I'll tell you guys something."
"Yes,yes what is it?" the three went closer to him.
"She's...."
"She's what?"
"She's a *cough*hfjsnflksvknmbm*cough*"
"What the heck was that mean?"
"I won't repeat what I just said."
"Nice one, S. Nice one."
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