Author Topic: The Struggle 2006 - No Wanking Contest PART 2!!! (or join The ANTI-STRUGGLE) (Read 104008 times)

daigong · « **Reply #420 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:00:13 AM »

^ Yer clothes shopping Arun!! SHIT! Lack of wanking increases your estrogen??

Everyone dropped like flies!! DAMN!! Y'all ain't even struggling, I know I did!! This just strokes (pun intended) Masa's EGO even more!! Don't you see the beast y'all created!! He wants to buy a GD "Master of His Domain" shirt! WTF man!
http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-T-Shirt-Master-My-Domain/dp/B00062WY74

At least I think TDuck and Johnny Badass (entertaining updates btw) have this all laid out and are methodical in their strategy...this is gonna be a battle to teh very end!!! arian! erink!! Rei!! Where's your updates?

Nothing made u horny? c'mon!

We must combine!! Anti-Strugglers, Cheer Team, to make Masa FAIL!!! Install it in his HiPtionary!! Bring it all out!! One Ass Cheek of Rika Ishikawa at a time!! Fold after Fold until he fuckin buckles like I know that bitch would!!

YOU GOING DOWN MASA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO MESS WITH!!

arun.yothin · « **Reply #421 on:** December 10, 2006, 07:58:27 AM »

Quote from: Foxy Brown;254701

That's so wrong.

I really feel like wanking right now,(Thanks Duckie:ONdepressed:) BUT I WON'T. That's what Masa wants. I better go watch some Berryz PVs, or else I'm gonna be out the game.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #422 on:** December 10, 2006, 08:07:45 AM »

Quote from: arun.yothin;255031

(Thanks Duckie:ONdepressed:)

What the hell did I do? I haven't even talked for a while :MKerr:

arun.yothin · « **Reply #423 on:** December 10, 2006, 08:10:24 AM »

Quote from: Princess Pudding;255038

What the hell did I do? I haven't even talked for a while :MKerr:

You know what you did:P, but it's okay. It was actually a while ago, I just couldn't post it then.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #424 on:** December 10, 2006, 08:13:19 AM »

Quote from: arun.yothin;255041

You know what you did:P, but it's okay. It was actually a while ago, I just couldn't post it then.

That was my randomness of the night... kinda. I asked someone (no names!) who I should PM, and they said you :MKevil: It's not actually true, if that counts for something :MKscream:

arun.yothin · « **Reply #425 on:** December 10, 2006, 08:24:58 AM »

Quote from: Princess Pudding;255045

That was my randomness of the night... kinda. I asked someone (no names!) who I should PM, and they said you :MKevil: It's not actually true, if that counts for something :MKscream:

lol, I know.

Whoever it was must be scared of me to resort to such methods to get me eliminated. They must've known about my weakness for Pudding.

I'm going crazy. Need to sleep.

erink · « **Reply #426 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:59:52 PM »

No problems so far. Every now and then, nothing bad. BUT

I woke up this morning and felt good. Really good. Too good. The last thing I remember is being horny. I'm thinking there is a strong possibility I might be out. But I don't know for sure. So just incase I am now going until January 11, so if I did, I still complete a month and if I didn't well better to be safe and stupid than sorry.

Rei-chan · « **Reply #427 on:** December 10, 2006, 07:21:45 PM »

Quote from: erink;255299

No problems so far. Every now and then, nothing bad. BUT

I woke up this morning and felt good. Really good. Too good. The last thing I remember is being horny. I'm thinking there is a strong possibility I might be out. But I don't know for sure. So just incase I am now going until January 11, so if I did, I still complete a month and if I didn't well better to be safe and stupid than sorry.

*confused* :ONxD: You can't just restart if you failed!!! :ONwahaha:

erink · « **Reply #428 on:** December 10, 2006, 09:23:43 PM »

Pfft. Rei's right. For the sake of keeping it simple, consider me out if the offcial strugle. I'm still going to keep going though and fill you in on it.

For some reason everytime I see Miki that Toni Basil song starts playing on repeat in my head.
Hey Mickey(same difference) you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind.Hey Mickey.
It's really the damnest thing.

Masa · « **Reply #429 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:02:16 PM »

Day 10

Hardest day so far. I knew this day was gonna be difficult when I woke up with a huge morning boner. I got horny for the first time cause I was an idiot and peeped some hot pics. Anyways after having a difficult morning I went to rent some movies and after watching a Ben Affleck movie my mood was totally killed and now I don't feel horny at all. Hooray for Ben Affleck! I will probably start watching Gigli on repeat soon

Anyways the real Struggle will start next week because Rika's new PB is coming out in a week. But fuck it, I'm ready. I got me some ice water, bitches!

RionZ · « **Reply #430 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:20:09 PM »

Ben Affleck + Ice Water won't stop the burning desire for Rika.

arun.yothin · « **Reply #431 on:** December 10, 2006, 10:35:38 PM »

Day 10
The day itself was actually easy. Me, my dad, and brother visited two of my uncles(One's not doing so well health wise). We were all just sitting around talkin' about whatever. No temptation today except for last night. Last night was BAD. I'm still laughin' at someone using Purin to get me out, but that coupled with the Yua Aida clip Guchi uploaded and the shower vid tenkei uploaded, I was really horny all night. When I was lying in bed, I all of a sudden starting thinking about my favorite fetishes. I started on one, then it led to another, and it kept on going. I was listening to Berryz the whole time, but it's not working as well as it was in the beginning.

For the most part, I'm fine thinking about sex during the day because a lot of the time it's hard for me to wank(If I do, it'll be one of those really bad, quick ones where I have to keeping looking over my shoulder), so I'm fine then. The problem is when I'm trying to sleep. Once I wake up though, I feel good. Still thinking about sex, just not gonna wank.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #432 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:12:12 PM »

Quote from: arun.yothin;255519

I'm still laughin' at someone using Purin to get me out

I swear he didn't even remember you were in the struggle and had no idea what I was gonna say until after I found it amusing that you were the name picked and told him :ONdepressed:

U.S.S. John E. Badass · « **Reply #433 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:52:49 AM »

Day 10
None too hard today either (neither it nor I, mostly.) Still working on the ascending to a higher level of perversion. I'm thinking it's probably something like Zen Buddhism.

Koan of the day
A young monk asked master Wan Hung Gai, "Master, what is the sound of a boner slapping no face?"
Master Wan slapped the young monk's face with his boner. The young monk was enlightened.

Difficulty

I wasn't expecting it to remain so low this long.

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #434 on:** December 11, 2006, 12:56:17 AM »

lol... eyefull tower

Masa · « **Reply #435 on:** December 11, 2006, 10:15:56 PM »

Daigong wanted more drama so......

Day 11

Dear Diary,

Today was a horrible, horrible day and I'm surprised I'm still alive. I had my first ever all night long erection and things only got worse after I woke up. The news about a certain PB preview pictures started a chain of misfortunate events. Just hearing the devastating news made me feel weak and I got all shaky. I spent the whole morning fighting against my urges and just when I was about to give up..... I was saved by school. Going to school has never felt better! In train nobody wanted to sit next to me because all this sexual frustration has made me look like a grumpy old man. I would be losing hair if I wasn't bald. Anyways I thought my mood was killed for good after seeing 10 extremely boring presentations about Key Account Management but boy, was I wrong.

When I got back home I soon realized that my worst nightmare had come true. I opened the JPH!P forum website and saw a thread called Rika Ishikawa 6th Photobook "Oui, mon amour" 18/12 PREVIEWS PAGE 9 & 10!~!. I started sweating uncontrollably, my hands started shaking and my legs trembling. Even my pet fishes could smell the fear in the air. And then the page finished loading.....

..... 5 minutes later I woke up on the floor. I got up pretty quickly when I realized that I was lying in a pond of drool *yuck*

At that point I knew I had to get out so I went to the local gym. Despite being sweaty already I thought that it would be a good idea to warm up a little bit with an exercise bike. Unfortunately I was once again reminded why I am the lord of the idiots. All of a sudden my mind was filled with lustful thoughts.... After I had left the gym, I heard that the owner of the gym was considering changing the name of the gym from "Pumpin' Iron" to "Gym Of The Rising Sweatpants".

My condition finally got better after I sprayed my.... boys with some ice cold water. My screaming must have woken up the whole apartment. Unfortunately my "boys" warmed up pretty fast and I started feeling uncomfortable again. I knew I was starting to lose it when I heard sirens calling me. The sweet voices told me to go back to JPH!P and enter a certain thread I had visited earlier today. I couldn't resist the sirens and so they took me to the thread where I was then seduced by the one they call "Charmy". After struggling for hours I started begging for mercy. Fortunately the great "Charmy" decided to spare my life and let me go. So here I am, happy to be alive. However I doubt that "Charmy" will be as merciful next time we meet. I don't know what the future holds for me but I have a bad feeling that the struggle has just begun.....

Yours truly,

Masa aka Lord Of The Idiots

p.s. I wanna wank so bad.

p.s.s. If I don't write tomorrow I'm probably already dead.

p.s.s.s. I really, really wanna wank.

Princess Pudding · « **Reply #436 on:** December 11, 2006, 10:54:27 PM »

Quote from: Masa;256320

My condition finally got better after I sprayed my.... boys with some ice cold water.

:MKscream:

I cracked up at that! Hope you hold up until the end! But even if you don't :MKlove2:

arun.yothin · « **Reply #437 on:** December 11, 2006, 11:15:52 PM »

What happened to the rest of the cheering squad?

U.S.S. John E. Badass · « **Reply #438 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:54:31 AM »

Day 11
Maybe I have the willpower of, uh, something with a lot of willpower, or maybe I'm so good at masochism I derive satisfaction from not receiving satisfaction (yet not good enough to fail hands-free), but I'm doing fine.

Difficulty

Subliminal penis (it does look like a penis to other people too, right?)

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #439 on:** December 12, 2006, 02:00:12 AM »

I continue to patrol the Red Light District watching porn. Yes this does make me want to wank, but I won't. I guess I can wank, but not blow my load.