Author Topic: Dont mess with this dude, either! (Read 3384 times)

kuno_thunder · « **on:** June 28, 2005, 11:12:19 PM »

And who says that traditional kung fu has too many fixed positions and is inefficient? This might be old, but I just saw it today. Fucking great!

http://gorillamask.net/kungfufighter.shtml

daigong · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2005, 11:54:16 PM »

Hey! It's JB caught on film!

Thimas X · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2005, 12:19:57 AM »

That was wierd kung fu.

Ping · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2005, 04:08:58 AM »

It's like movie kung fu.

I've seen this video before, I thought the white guy was gonna get owned and was just kidding when he was in that stance.

Purpus · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2005, 04:57:56 AM »

To me, it almost looks like he got in a lucky punch. I would've liked to have seen the aftermath. Or at least, for the "FINISH HIM" graphic to come up, followed by some quadriplegia-inducing kick to the dome.

CD-Rose · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2005, 06:15:11 AM »

It was alright. For a moment there, it looks like they were just flailing their arms like little bitches, by the way ALL GANGSTERS FIGHT LIKE BITCHES.

Shin Asuka · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2005, 06:57:40 AM »

The stance was pretty funny, after that it was plain ol' arm flailing.

Kenji · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2005, 07:01:06 AM »

That was so pathetic...HAHAHA. His stance was so half assed. The other dude should have fought like a man, it looked like he was chickening out. I would have busted out some random wrestling moves.

tivx · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:00:09 AM »

ya i thought it was this clip, so i'll post what i said in another forum

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lol when he started do the kung fu stances (i think he was actually doing tae kwon do not sure) you can tell the bully was like "oh sh*t, what the hell did i get myself into" and you see the bullies friends in the back during the beginning pussies. shoulda kicked their asses too. oh btw i don't think the guy knows martial arts. look at his fingers on the 1st stance, and look at his left foot. it set to defense but he was walking in.

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after watching it again, the bully can't fight either

w00t!!!! saved me some time and got an extra post count

Asmodai · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:06:47 AM »

We get recycled Tivx?

tivx · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:45:18 AM »

arun.yothin · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2005, 04:47:33 PM »

It was stupid how they were just flailing. It's even dumber how the guy in red got into that stance. If he really does know some martial art, he should've just got into a simple boxing stance or something. Then used his style to catch him off guard and really fuck him up.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2005, 09:37:54 PM »

However weird the arm-flailing was, you have to admit that it DID, like Yoake.no.Senshi said, catch the other guy off guard and, as a result, throw him off his game. When "kung-fu boy" went into the stance you could see the other guy sorta hesitate. It was all about intimidation and mind games. After all, in a real street fight all you really need is ONE good shot aimed at the right place and at the right time. That's what "kung-fu boy" got, a wicked-fast roundhouse fist right to the other guy's temple. Knocked him out flat on his ass.

Ping · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2005, 09:46:42 PM »

Then the other guy comes back with his gun.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2005, 09:55:41 PM »

And the guy with the video camera runs away, takes the tape to the cops, cops bust the muthafucka's ass. Dude's black, and since they're problably in America, they might already have a file on him.

kuno_thunder · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2005, 07:11:19 AM »

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Then the other guy comes back with his gun.

Like this?

siggy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2005, 01:55:03 PM »

That guy probably doesn't know martial, but then in a street fight, it doesn't matter anyways, like TheQuickening said, in a street fight, all you need is the one good shot (let it be skill or luck) and you will win the whole thing.

But I agree, that guy's stance was...pathetic....must have learned it from some old kung fu movies

zlchn · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2005, 07:55:39 PM »

It didn't look like he knew too much, if any kung fu. I took some kick boxing lessons years ago.. We didn't get into all that posing stuff. It was all about keeping a mutha from kicking your teeth out..

It was funny yo see that guy whole outlook change,.. he was like "what the fuck did I get into?" Normally with little punk ass kids, they all jump into the fight at one time..