I'm still alive!
Just lurking every day
And making up work I was too lazy to do, roffle.
But anywho... Yeah, there's going to be a Love Potion #2 eventually. I'm also actually thinking about posting Ojou-sama (That story that I mentioned before about Maimi as the lead charrie along with Erika Umeda who is a genie and GAM and Maki Goto) here so that I'd at least have an update once every two or three weeks as opposed to one update every one or two months just for one story, haha. I want to keep myself busy with shit since I do literally nothing all day but just... read and re-read stories xDDDD!!
So yes, OCG II isn't dead yet, I'm not so sure about The Mysterious Play, inspiration for writing that story is really hard to come by @____@; Speaking of OCG II, I did some character art for it! <3 But uh... I don't feel like posting it yet xD There's an amusing sketch somewhere of the Fujimoto family stuck in the rapemobile van that Kei's driving, so look forward to that post eventually~
To jumpstart the thread a bit, I'll post two stories I did a while ago but never got to post over here xDDDD It's a bit old, so there's going to be lots of errors and shit, but oh well, it's giggley xDDD...
Enjoy~
Leeks
Eri was feeling shitty.
No bullshit.
Excuse that pun, but it had to be done.
She really felt like the worst person in the world right now. Here she was, bedridden and simply a pitiful sight to look at. She did not remember being this sick in her life! She hardly even had the energy to toss or turn in her sleep! Whenever she had phone calls, she had to listen to the answering machine because she was too weak to reach out for her phone.
She hated being sick! She loved to talk on the phone with her friends, but she can’t! She loved to go out and eat out in new places, but she didn’t have the appetite at all!
I don’t have an appetite…!
Eri wheezed out a cough. That had to be the worst thing when it came to being sick. She couldn’t enjoy her food while she couldn’t even smell her food! Having the scent of food in her nostrils as she ate was a fundamental law of Kamei-ism! Being sick makes her defy her universal Kamei-ism eating law!
Rin~Rin~Rin~
Eri’s eyes darted over to the phone on the dresser opposite her bed. Sheesh, when did moving her eyes become such a chore?!
“Hi~Hi~! Kamei Eri here~! I’m not here to pick up your call right now, so leave your name, number, and message after the beep, thank you~”
“Osu! Reina ‘ere. Just came to tell ya to hurry up and get better. It feels frickin’ lonely in dance rehearsal without ya! So get better or I WILL make you bedridden for the rest of the tour!”
Eep! Eri clung to her sheets tighter. She’s THREATENING me to get better?!
“Oh, Aichan wants ta speak witcha.” Eri heard Reina pass the phone.
Aichan? That’s weird, she never initiates conversation with me…
“Get better.”
Phone pass.
…THAT’S IT!?
“Oh and uh… Just te let cha know, Sayu’s on her way over. She said she has a miracle cure for ya… I hope it isn’t Koharu’s socks, she tried ta smack mah face with them the last time I was sick…”
Eri would have laughed, but then she heard Ai let out a loud giggle, thus doing it for her.
“Anywho, get better or I’ll beat char face in, bye bye~!”
Why is she so threatening to a sick person!? Eri wanted to squeak, but instead, coughed more.
I wonder when Sayu will…
“OHAYOU GOZAIMASU ERIRIIIIIN~”
…come…
“Oh my! Eririn, what did you do this time!? You look REALLY sick!”
Eri’s eyes darted over to the door. Sure enough, Sayumi was there, clad in a black four-buttoned jacket and tight navy-blue jeans. She was also wearing a mask which had been lowered to her chin, no doubt for the sake of talking to her.
“…Yeah…” Eri managed to squeak, but then coughed again afterwards.
“Ouch. That didn’t sound pleasant…” the narcissist raised a brow.
“What’s in that bag?” Eri was amazed she could even talk with the condition she had…
“Oh!” Sayumi lifted the plastic bag in the air. Sticking out of the bag was a peculiar, yet familiar green object wrapped in that white wrapper… Eri dreaded what it was. “I bought leeks along the way here!” the bunny smiled as she reached into the bag and took out a rather huge leek.
“…What are you going to do with them?”
“Fufufufu…” a darkness cast over Sayumi’s face, as if she was possessed by the devil, “well, you know what they say. Sticking leeks up your bottom would cure you~…”
Eri shrunk into her bed, clinging onto her sheets even tighter with just her eyes peeking from over the covers.
“I want you to get better, Eririn~!” the bunny smiled widely.
HOW CAN SHE SAY THAT WITH THAT LOOK!? IT’S LIKE HER EYES ARE ON FIRE!
Sayu laughed darkly, smacking the top of the leek with her other hand as if she was ready to whip Eri up into shape. Literally. Only it… goes…
The turtle hid further in her makeshift shell.
“Come now, it’s not a bad idea~ fufufufu…” Sayu giggled evilly, looking like a predator prowling around its prey, thinking of the many torturous things she could do…
NOOOOO! DON’T GET CLOSER TO ME WITH THAT THING! IT’S HUUUGE!
She swore that Sayu was the devil’s daughter! She looked like she had a death grip on that leek! Her eyes were burning with the most scariest conviction ever! And she was walking way too close to Eri’s bed with those… those… those things in hand!
I’mgonnadieI’mgonnadieI’mgonnadieI’mgonnadie… Eri repeated in her head, feeling the sweat pour from her body.
“Get ready Eririn~” Sayumi giggled.
Eri wasn’t ready.
No.
She wasn’t ready at all.
O__________________________________o
Eri woke up to her phone ringing.
A dream? I dreamt that Sayu came to my house…
…With those leeks…
…and she had the intention to violate me with them…
The turtle felt queasy again.
“Hi~Hi~! Kamei Eri here~! I’m not here to pick up your call right now, so leave your name, number, and message after the beep, thank you~”
“Osu! Reina ‘ere again! Ah got bored again and Aichan ain’t really doing much asides from watching one of her Takarazuka stuff again… Sayu should be there by now, right? Did she burn the kitchen yet? She told me that she wuz gonna make some leek soup for yah. Those things do WONDERS on colds! I was surprised myself when she finally decided to cook that for me the last time I wuz sick. Definitely a lot better than the miracle sock slappin’, that’s for sure… Oh and uh, I’m heading off to watch Takarazuka with Aichan again~”
Eh?
She heard the toilet flush on the other line.
SHE WAS TALKING TO ME DURING THAT?!
“Anywho, I’ll see ya later! Have fun with Sayu! Get well soon or I’ll break ya face!”
And she still threatens me!?
Eri pulled the covers up to her eyes again, suddenly watching her environment carefully.
Now that I think about it… I DO hear the pot downstairs… I guess she really is cooking that soup for me, huh?
Eri lowered the covers a bit.
Mm… Maybe…
Maybe this isn’t the worst day of my life after all…
Leeks: The Yankii Prequel
“Ugh…”
The wonky eyed teen felt the world on her shoulders. In fact, she felt like all of Hello!Project was on her shoulders, having tea with the world. As much as she wanted to get them off her back, she still couldn’t defy the nature of human sickness. However, she could still swear at it…
“Fucking cold…”
Reina grumbled constantly as she walked sluggishly over to the refrigerator. She would kill for some yakiniku right now, but she could barely move as it is. Not only that, she would definitely be in the way of other people with how slow she walked. Given the people around these parts, they would definitely be edgy about it…
Hell, her manager was beyond edgy when he found out she was sick, he was absolutely furious! He berated her for hours on the phone! On top of that, Ai called her to scold her too! She didn’t even tell her to get well! Sheesh, her manager and Ai-chan didn’t have to act like such pricks! Oh well, at least the other members called in to tell her “get well” and stuff…
“Sayu didn’t call me yet… Normally she’d be the first ta call…” Reina huffed as she dabbed a tissue to her nose.
Why oh WHY did she have to get sick?! And first off, why in the summer!? She was supposed to be rehearsing Shining Itoshiki Anata with the Morning Musume leader! Reina smiled quietly to herself. Although Ai seemed like a transparent, distant person, at least she cared just enough to call her… Even though the call was just pure scolding…
Reina finally reached the refrigerator, opening to door to select a treasure inside.
Pork.
Chicken.
Beef.
Pork.
Chicken.
Beef.
Broccoli.
Beef.
Yogurt.
Beef.
Pork.
“Hmm… Perhaps the yogurt would do…” Reina took out the lonely yogurt amidst the jungle of meat. She kicked the refrigerator door closed as she dove into the yogurt.
“Damn cold, fucking cold, shitty cold…” the yankii muttered as she ate spoonfuls of melon-flavored yogurt. She wasn’t even in the mood for eating, but she hadn’t eaten anything for almost the entire day now.
Basu Basu
“The fuck’s that?” Reina’s wonky eyes darted to the buzzer near the corner of her wall. The woman moved sluggishly towards it, holding the button as she finally arrived at it. “Who is it?”
“The number one cutest Morning Musume member~!”
Reina released the button and pressed another, allowing the one and only Sayumi Michishige into the apartment. She unlocked the door and then traveled back to the island in the middle of her kitchen and sat on the chair, finishing the last of the yogurt while waiting for her fellow band member to come up.
Soon, she heard Sayumi knock on the door. “It’s unlocked!” she called out, licking the yogurt from the spoon.
“HIHI~!” the enthusiastic bunny poked her head from the door. “I see you’re still not feeling well, Reina~!”
“Damn it, don’t be so familiar with me,” the yankii coughed, suddenly feeling a headache coming on with the presence of the other member alone.
“Don’t be so mean, Reina-chan~” Sayumi pouted her lips and then pinched Reina’s cheeks.
“Didn’t you hear what I just said?!” Reina raised her voice, only to sound very hoarse as a result of her previous cough. She coughed more to rid herself of such a bad voice. “Aaaaagh,” she tested, only to find that her coughing made her voice worse.
“Reina-chaaaan~! How can you sing if your voice sounds like that~?” Sayumi gave a small frown as she kicked off her shoes and entered the kitchen with a grocery bag in hand.
“Shaddap~” Reina grumbled in frustration.
“Anywho~ Time for me to make you feel better~!” Sayumi’s hand reached into the bag, rummaging through. Reina began to fear what the bunny had in store for her… and then the bunny took out… socks?
“What the fuck are you going to do with those socks?” Reina blurted out, completely unaware of her slip into her native (and rude) tongue.
“They’re miracle socks~!” the bunny grinned to herself, spinning the socks about her wrist.
“What the?!” Reina bolted upright from the island counter, clearly confused at the name with which the socks were given.
“They’ll cure you with sheer smell alone~!” Sayumi did a thumbs up, as if advertising the said socks for a random infomercial. “Shipping and handling not included, so you’ll have to pay for my visit with 99 payments of 9,999 yen~!”
“Like hell I will! I see you every day!” the yankii cat slammed her fist on the table. “So what are you going to do with those, really!?”
“Oh look, just from taking the socks out, your voice became normal!”
“Shaddap~ Those socks didn’t—oh wait, they did…" Reina had to pause in order to think about what Sayu had just said, "But I REFUSE to believe that it’s just because those socks smell like shit!"
“How mean, I’m telling Koharu you said that,” Sayumi gave a mischievous smile, still spinning the pair of socks around.
“THOSE ARE KOHARU’S SO—”Reina began to exclaim, only to be… smacked in the face… with those socks… “What are you doing?!” Reina shielded her face from the smelly assault.
“I’m giving you smacks of love with Koharu-chan’s socks!” Sayumi laughed, clearly enjoying the attack on the sick cat.
“Sayuuuu~!” Reina tried her best to run away from the assault, only to trip over the arm of her couch and do a front-flip onto the furniture itself. Sayumi could only laugh at Reina’s predicament, earning a snarl from the sick party.
“I see not every cat lands on all fours~!”
“I see a future where bunnies won’t even have fours!” Reina growled, pulling herself up with the arm of the couch that she had rolled over.
“How frightening~! Reina-chan’s gonna beat me up~!” Sayu laughed, placing the socks in her pockets.
“You just keep talking, I will!” Reina coughed.
“My Reina is half my size and sick, it’s unlikely that that should happen~!” Sayumi wagged her finger back and forth like a pendulum. “Besides, I’m here to make you feel better on the account of Aichan who couldn’t be here, so you better listen to me~!”
Reina’s mind paused.
On the account of Ai-chan?
Is that what she said?
Reina thought about the Morning Musume leader’s call earlier in the day. And she was really bitchy about it too… Is this why she didn’t tell me to ‘get better’ ? Reina sank into the couch further, resting her chin on her hand with a ‘hmmph!’ look. Well shit, I shouldn’t have called her a bitch. She’s the one who sent Sayu here, huh?
“Ohhhh Reiiiiiinaaaa~ <3 “
Reina looked up from her interuppted thoughts, finding that Sayumi was holding onto a rather long and huge leek.
“What the hell are you going to do with that?”
Reina was unaware of the fiery look Sayumi gave her, darkening each second. It wasn’t until the bunny started giving her a rather creepy laugh that she decided to take notice of Sayu’s features. The older’s face was facing downwards, the only things that were bright amidst the darkness was her rather creepy smile and her gleaming eyes.
“Um… Sayu…?” all confidence from her voice vanished. Instead of the familiar roughness her voice usually took, there was a rather meager, frightened tone.
“You know, someone taught me the best cure for colds…” the devil-possessed bunny tilted her head at a creepy angle, cracking her neck bones as she did so. “And that would be taking this leek…” she raised the leek in the air, “and putting it in your rear…”
It felt like Reina was staring into the eyes of her violator.
“No, you’re not shoving that up my ass…!” Reina said cautiously, raising a shakey finger in the air.
“Oho, but I will be…” the dark figure stepped forward, “Seeing you try to act tough makes me want to do so many things with this leek…”
Reina stood up, backing away as Sayumi walked forward.
She looks like she’s a serial killer! Holy shit! That or she’s about to totally rape me with that leek! Reina’s left eye twitched, unable to tear her eyes away from the woman bent on violating her with a piece of vegetable.
“I can just picture it now… You resisting as I take a firm grip on your pants… And then with a flustered face and an Iyaaaan~! …” Sayumi’s voice was eerily happy, matching with her darkened, yet obsessed facial expression.
Holy fuck! She’s either a serial killer or a rapist, I can’t tell!
The last thing she remembered was stumbling backwards and then passing out, hearing one final sentence before she went out…
“I’m going to have fun with you, my Reina-chan…”
O_______________________________________________________________o
When Reina woke up, she found herself back in her bed.
Ugh… The yankii placed her hand on her head, feeling her migraine intensify as she got up in her bed.
Why does my ass hurt?
Memories came rushing back.
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
“Reina-chan~!” came a singsong voice at her door.
“YOOOU!” the cat pointed an accusing finger at the bunny, “You stuck that huge leek up my ass, didn’t you!?”
Sayumi burst out laughing.
“You did, didn’t you?! ADMIT IT DAMMIT!” Reina went into another coughing fit following the latter yell.
“Silly, silly Reina-chan, you think I would touch you with that leek? That whole shoving-a-leek-up-your-bum thing was a joke~! Ai-chan told me to do it to you since I also threatened her with it,” the bunny laughed.
You mean to say…
…This psychotic bunny did the same thing to Miss Angsty Leader?
“Feh, then I say the next time someone gets sick, do it to them too,” Reina slapped her palm to her face, dragging it down.
“Oh! I made leek soup for you too!” Sayumi beamed, raising a bowl of the steaming leek soup in the air.
“Hold it!” Reina raised a halting hand, “Explain to me why my ass hurts!”
“Oh, you tripped over your rug and landed on your cute little bum! When I came around, you had already passed out so I just shrugged and went ahead to make you some leek soup! Michishige family secret~!”
Oh… That explains it I guess… Reina sighed as she rubbed her aching bottom.
“Anywho, I’ll leave the leek soup with you!” Sayumi hopped over to Reina’s bed, giving her a mini table and placing the bowl on top of it. “Enjoy~!” and with that, the devil’s syndicate left.
Reina watched the door that Sayumi had just left through, completely stunned.
Everything just came and went at the blink of an eye… Reina groaned, sitting up to take a taste of the soup. She took the spoon in the bowl and then blew at it, seeing that the steam signified that the food was still hot. Then she took a small sip of it.
Hmm… Not too shabby.
She heard her phone vibrate on the nightstand next to her bed, telling her that she received a new text. Careful not to knock over the mini-table, Reina stretched her hand out, reaching out for her cellphone. Once she grabbed it, she immediately flipped it open and read it.
Hey. Hope you get well soon.
-Takahashi
Believe it or not, that leek myth is a pretty popular Japanese one xDDD It's been used by almost all the yuri anime/manga I've seen/read and since H!P also happens to be realistic yuri, I might as well throw in that myth as well xDDDD!
-clings to Reinai plushie- >_> <_<
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