Author Topic: Astronaut arrested on attempted kidnapping charges (Read 1642 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** February 06, 2007, 05:04:51 PM »

A NASA astronaut was arrested Monday on battery and attempted kidnapping charges after allegedly trying to subdue a romantic rival with pepper spray and abduct her from a parking lot at Orlando International Airport, police said.

Tyball · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2007, 06:09:59 PM »

Hell hath no fury like a woman astronaut scorned.
Diapers and rubber hosing? Scaaary...

kaminokami2086 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2007, 09:50:58 PM »

See it doesnt take a genius to be in NASA.

trueinnuendo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:37:03 AM »

She is charged with attempted murder. She said she only wants to talk with her rival but she travelled from Houston to Orlando and found out to be carrying knife, gloves, and garbage bags.

trueinnuendo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2007, 01:42:00 AM »

And just a sidebar, she's wearing diaper, the one used by astronauts during launch and re-entry -- to reduce stops along the highway from Houston to Orlando.

Whoaa!

john_hung · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:02:10 AM »

when i heard that she was wearing a diaper i couldn't help but lol for real

trueinnuendo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:58:50 AM »

They're calling it "LUST in SPACE"

Didac · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2007, 02:12:00 AM »

Quote from: kaminokami2086;302250

See it doesnt take a genius to be in NASA.

I disagree. Only a genius would think of using astronaut diapers to arrive sooner to her destiny.

modesta107 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:24:58 AM »

I feel sorry for her children, espicially her son who is 14.kids at his school might be thinking about how crazy his mom is and make mean remarks about it. If i were him, i'd never want to speak to my mom again

daigong · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2007, 09:31:39 AM »

Quote from: john_hung;302536

when i heard that she was wearing a diaper i couldn't help but lol for real

WORD. Fuck, we gotta us that meth on the next JPH!P Roadie

trueinnuendo · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:13:19 PM »

Should she be fired? Or like Miss USA, be given another chance?

ctz · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:43:26 PM »

Quote from: trueinnuendo;303451

Should she be fired? Or like Miss USA, be given another chance?

After this I think she's the best person to be a commanding officer on a next space mission.

Maybe a candidate for president in 2012 elections...

mjc_789 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2007, 07:08:24 AM »

she is the diaper lady..poop n the head..

thenik · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2007, 10:12:57 AM »

What she really wanted to do was to promote her new fashion line - Cosmodipes.

Author Topic: Astronaut arrested on attempted kidnapping charges (Read 1642 times)

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