If the movie's anything like the graphic novel, the 'storyline' isn't a very big part of it. Sequel gogo!
Delicacies of dismemberment aside, 300 is notable for its outrageous sexual confusion. Here stands the Spartan king Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and his 299 buddies in nothing but leather man-panties and oiled torsos, clutching a variety of phalluses they seek to thrust in the bodies of their foes by trapping them in a small, rectum-like mountain passage called the "gates of hell(o!)" Yonder rises the Persian menace, led by the slinky, mascara'd Xerxes. When he's not flaring his nostrils at Leonidas and demanding he kneel down before his, uh, majesty, this flamboyantly pierced crypto-transsexual lounges on chinchilla throw pillows amidst a rump-shaking orgy of disfigured lesbians."
i didnt post any spoilers lol. and its pretty damn obvious who won at the end
it is almst frame per frame from the graphic novel. I guess thats why the acting and storyline kinda sucked then
I've been there for 2 years and you still don't know that none of my posts are to be taken seriously ???
- if you're a traitor, don't carry around persian gold coins in your purse. just in case you get stabbed and "spill the beans"
spoilers- if you're a traitor, don't carry around persian gold coins in your purse. just in case you get stabbed and "spill the beans"- when someone gives good advice, listen to what he/she says instead of who's saying it. even if he/she looks like gollum. at least investigate it. and there's nothing wrong with using the gollum if he offers his services. spartans are so superficial..
Saw it tonight. Was as badass as I expected it to be. Although the guy with knifes for hands did get a 'WTF' moment from everyone watching. And the subplot with the Queen was pointless.