I love that Kaveman getting his nuts grabbed by Evans story. When watching that video, if you don't flinch when Reggie reaches in - turn in your man card into Sexy Beam NOW!

AND WHAT? Evans didn't get suspended or at least charged for sexual assault? Like whoever said, that's helluva expensive date!!
One surprise of the playoffs, how Sacto is recharged with Ron Artest in the lineup. They came pretty close to taking a 3-2 lead

and Dwayne Wade, still gets no props amongst the Kobe, Nash, LBJ, Dirk, Pisstons. Dude landed on his ribs yet comes back into the game all injected up.


Last nite's game was purely filled with Phoenix playing dirty. Flopping. Just cuz you're branded as a finesse run and gun team, don't mean you go and flop. Playing physical is part of playoff basketball. Kobe got a knot on his head and no call. So does flopping and pulling wrestling moves justify the means?
Plain and simple. Don't Fuck With Kobe. Raja Bell does NOT wanna wake him up. He's not gonna ignite for 40 or 50. Everyone's gonna play disciplined basketball on the floor of Staples.
Kwame Kwame Kwame. Accused of stomping a woman before tip off. Or the girlfriend/sister of Boris Diaw. I'm sure it's another bitch looking for money like with Kobe, but man, that couldn't be good. He was totally off his game too, picking up all those early fouls and opened up the fuckin lane for Nash and that damn Frenchie Diaw.
I loved the post game comments. "It doesn't disturb me. It excites me." Kobe just wants to murder you. BRING ON THE OCTAGON! Fuckin suspension. Suns going to the Vlade Divac School of FLOP! DON'T PISS OFF KOBE!!!! Phil Jackson: "We want him on the floor."
But really. Too much inconsistent calls, flops are getting called waaaaaay too much. See Tyson Chandler getting Shaq in foul trouble. See Steve Nash and the entire Suns crew. It just disrupts the flow of the game. You watch the old games of the 80s, you'd see guys knocking over each other but none of the whining.
Nash, I never considered him a pride of Canada. Yeah, he pimps cheap ass Canadian computers. But he didn't want to play for the Olympic team. If he's so patriotic he woulda played for less money for the Raptors. And now with his bitch ass comments about Kobe. Big thumbs down.
The only consistent way to defend The World's Greatest Player Kobe Bryant is to hit him and trip him. Ask Bruce Bowen. Raja Bell got his just due. He's a punk bitch and lacks the class. Good - give him one game. Cuz that's all the games the Suns have left in their season anyways.
Said Raja: "I have no respect for him, I think he's a pompous, arrogant individual." Earlier on Dan Patrick. He said he was "in the heat of the moment" ... but asked if he had remorse. He said he'd do it again. Punk bitch!
Said Kobe: "Who is this kid? Does he know me? I don't think he was hugged enough as a kid."
I'm gonna enjoy Gilbert Arenas, Caron Butler, and The Wiz beating The Chosen One and his double digit turnovers tonite.