#3 -Company of Heroes 2Ikuta Erika stared at the flagpole in the capture point she was staring on with an eager look as the flag of the Wehrmacht flew strongly on top.
“We have claimed this territory for the Fatherland!” Said Erika’s Pioneer unit.
“Done Hackata Sempai!” Ikuta smiled.
“Good! Now get the others and head to ‘Top’” Hackata48, one of the guests in today’s AKBINGO episode.
Under the suggestion of AKS, they have decided to let the AKB girls and some of the Nogizaka girls play a ‘friendly’ game of Company of Heroes 2.
The game has many but easy to follow rules. The Capture Points give resources to the team that captured it while the Victory Points must be taken and held in order for the enemy team to lose. She, Shiraishi Mai and a man who works for the newly made MNL48 sister group called Rainier ‘Hackata48’ (Because I play this and this is my fic so my rules! But you all know how crazy I am). They composed Team Axis which Hackata48 play Oberkommando West while the Nogizaka girls play as the Wehrmacht (You will understand the difference when you check the wiki. Trust me)
“Stop gardening around Mai with that MG! I want the bottom locked down until you can get more Grenadiers.” Hackata48 ordered.
Mai quickly stepped on the Victory point and placed her heavy machine gun in place and faced it towards the enemies’ direction.
“Be careful, the gardening Ruskie might try a Conscript Rush on you.” Hackata warned.
---------------Somewhere near the middle of the map (mostly leaning on Team AKB’s side)------
“Conscript Rush!” Anna Murashige yelled as she ordered a blob of 4 Soviet Conscripts to run towards the Victory Point. The Half-Russian member of HKT48 played her motherland’s (actually father’s since it’s her dad that’s Russian) faction of the Soviet Union, Team Allies consisted of her as the Soviets, Rina Hirata as the Americans and the Guest from MNL48 staff PapaBogs who plays as the British (based off of a person I know
).
She and her soldiers ran uphill only to be met with a hail of machine gun fire coming from Mai’s MG34 Team.
“I am getting tired of this shit!” Said one of Aanya’s Conscripts. His squad began to tuck down to the ground and refused to move despite her clicking the men to move.
“We need support!” Aanya cried.
“Got it you lot!” PapaBogs replied. His Royal Engineer’s had just finished building a Mortar Pool and ordered it to fire at the MG34 near the victory point.
The Mortar Barrage devastated Mai’s HMG Team instantly killing all of the members by the time it finished.
“Now move!” PapaBogs said.
No longer suppressed by the enemy MG, Aanya finally regained control of her Conscripts and ordered them to push towards the now empty Victory Point.
“Forward Oorah!” Aanya said.
------------------Meanwhile at a Victory Point------------------
“Damn that gardening Mortars! I am gonna make some armor and give them a taste of their own medicine!” Hackata48 cursed.
He is currently in a clash in between the middle Victory Point with Hirari’s American Forces.
“Die American swine!” Said Hackata’s Veteran Volksgrenadier. He had just recently invested some of his munition’s resources to upgrade his unit with STG-44 assault rifles and tear apart Hirari’s American Riflemen.
“Why does the Germans get AK47’s? No fair!” Hirari Complained as she ordered her soldiers to take cover.
“It’s STG-44’s Yankee! Now die!” Hackata laughed as he sprayed bullets at Hirari’s soldiers.
The Japanese American continued to push forward towards Hackata’s Position and got into grenade throwing range. She ordered the pineapple to be throw at their cover but as soon as the grenade was thrown, the Oberkommando Volksgrenadiers retreated and ran away from them. And the grenade harmlessly blew up.
“Well that was easy! We did---- AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!” Hirari was about to celebrate when one of Ikuta Erika’s Halftracks rushed towards them and suddenly spewed out fire from its roof instantly killing her Riflemen.
“Ha Ha! Nice one Erika! Now give Hirari a nice Texan Barbeque with some Oktoberfest Sausages!” Hackata said.
Erika quickly took over Hack’s position with a respectable defense of an MG, an AT Gun and two squads of grenadiers.Mai’s Forces were slowly being pushed back by the enemy advances of Aanya’s Conscript rush who were supported by a few of PapaBogs’ men.
“Help! There’s too many of them!” Mai Cried as she retreated back to base.
“For Mother Russia!” Aanya screamed as they cut down as many of her soldiers as possible before they were stopped when they reached the German’s Command base where they were met with a hail of MG fire. She ordered her men to move away and see if they can make a few gains when they had just pushed this deep into the enemy’s side of the map.
She noticed that there was a lone Capture Point that gives away Munitions and ordered her men to go there.
“No wait its most like---“PapaBogs was about to warn Aanya when all of her men were blasted with anti-personnel mines.
“Kaboom!” Hackata cheered. He had anticipated a hard breakthrough from Team 48 due to Mai’s ineptness in video gaming and told Erika to booby trap the victory points near Erika’s side of the map with mines.
“Hey I am a Vet 2 now.” Erika said.
“You deserved that. Mai, get some men and get that Victory Point or I will Garden your Puppy so hard, your eyeballs will pop out!” Hackata yelled.
“Garden my Puppy?” Mai asked in confusion.
“He is mad at you, make it up to him.” PapaBogs said.
“Hai…” Mai clicked on her base and deployed more soldiers.
-----------------At Team AKB’s Headquarters--------------------
All three of the Allied Commanders had just retreated back to their base and were recovering them loses. Their recent attack on the combine German might of Team Nogizaka was proven to be too much for them to handle or at least just PapaBogs and Hirari to Handle since Aanya barely listens to them.
“That Hackata guy sure is good at this game.” Hirari said.
“Yeah, that’s why I am here to help even out the odds. Where’s Aanya?” PapaBogs asked.
“Cyka Blyat! Rush B!” Aanya said. She was still rushing her Conscripts towards the middle Victory Point. And what got PapaBogs rather worried was that throughout the entire game was she only deploying Conscripts and only Conscripts and she sent them to die by the droves.
“Aanya?” Hirari asked her friend.
“Yes, Comrade Hillary?” Aanya replied.
“Maybe you should deploy someone else to defeat them.” Hirari calmly suggested.
“But my men need to die for Mother Russia and kill the Fascist invaders!” Aanya said.
“Well at this rate they will probably going just make a mountain of corpses of your men.” PapaBogs said.
“Nonsense, they will drown in my comrades’ blood and I will eat a nice bowl of Borscht when they do.” Aanya proudly boasted.
“Hold on! Anna, just imagine this, if your soldiers die then the Nazi’s will invade your house and will never let you eat Borscht again.” PapaBogs said.
“Kya! No! I don’t want that.” Aanya cried.
“And when they get to your house. Erika and Mai will steal your candy collection!” Hirari added.
“NNNOOO!!!! What do I do?” Aanya said.
“You’re getting your booty kicked by an MG34 Team, make a Mortar Team and order them to shoot a barrage at their position.” PapaBogs said.
“Okay, one Mortar Team deploying.” Aanya said. She clicked on her HQ and ordered the production of a Soviet Mortar Team.
------------Meanwhile at the Middle Victory Point-------------------
Intense fighting was well underway between the Germans and the Allies as Mai and Erika fought off hordes of soldiers to defend the Victory Point with their lives. Hackata48 has told them to hold the line at all costs as he is “Going to bring out ‘the King’ and end this fight.”
Maiyan has doubled her efforts on holding the line with concentrated machine gunfire while Erika supports her with infantry.
“Keep it up! ‘the King’ is coming in a minute. HOLD THE LINE!” Rainier cheered.
“Die Communist Pigs!” said the Wehrmacht HMG Team as it gunned down the rushing Russians.
“Blyat!” Anna yelled as her men got suppressed again. She quickly ordered a Mortar Team to get into position and called a Mortar Barrage on the enemy Machine Gun Team.
“Oh, no it’s those guys again! Help!” Maiyan said as her men began to take explosions from Team 48’s artillery.
"Erika! shoot that gardening noob!" Hackata48 said to her.
"Jawohl." Erika affirmed. Her sniper aimed his crosshairs at Anna's mortar team.
"Blyat!" Aanya yelled a swear again as her Mortar Team took a Headshot from the German Sniper.
Seeing that the fight has become a slug fest with no clear decisive winner. PapaBogs ordered his British Crocodile Tanks forward to attack.
"Hirari! Lay on a Sherman on that puppy!" PapaBogs ordered as he was busy building a bunker with his British Infantry Section.
"Fire!" Hirari ordered her home country's tank.
The Sherman Tanks with support from The Crocodile Tanks who soaked up most of the damaged from the AT Guns that were set up by Maiyan. The AT Shells were deflected every time the PAK Guns of the Wehrmacht shot at them. It seems that the Nogizaka girls will get (literally) run over by the Allied Tank advance when suddenly…
“The King has returned!” Hackata48 said as he rolled in the German army’s greatest tank, the King Tiger Tank.
“Oh crap Rrrr---“ PapaBogs was about to call retreat when his Crocodile Tank was instantly destroyed by the powerful 88mm KwK 43 L/71 cannon of the King Tiger.
Hirari tried to shoot a few rounds of her Sherman Tanks into the Tiger but the shells were deflected off in a twisted sense of
irony for Team 48.
“Ha! They're scratching your paint job Helmut!” said the Tiger Tank Crew.
The Tiger began to pursue the fleeing Allies as he mercilessly guns them down.
“Ha! Nothing can stop me!” Hackata48 laughed as he moved forward. He was at the enemy side of the map tangling with fleeing Allied soldiers when suddenly a large bang from the underbelly of the King Tiger exploded.
“What the heck?” Hackata48 reacted. His Tank showed the Damage Icon above his tank that it’s engine was disabled.
“Oh, that mine I placed earlier with my engineers… it exploded.” Anna said.
“OMG, kill him!” Hirari said as she ordered her soldiers with Bazookas and AT Guns to fire.”
Gordon Freeman Narrator: And at this moment, Hackata knew, He fucked up.The King Tiger received a barrage of AT fire from rockets to grenades from the second winded Allies which cause the tank to explode in a fiery inferno.
“Tiger gone Kaput!” were the last words of the King Tiger before it died.
“Oh no! They are coming back!” Erika alarmingly said.
“Girls, we got one more card to play, hold the line one more time. I am gonna call in the REALLY BIG GUNS!” Hackata48 said.
“But we are low on men!” Maiyan said.
“Exactly.” Hackata48 replied.
The Allied Infantry of Team48 rushed again towards the Victory Point of Team 46 in a huge blob of bodies firing at them. The weary defenders tried fight back the horde of AKB48 soldiers but they lacked the firepower to take them all down.
“Assault Barrage preparing to fire.” Said the German Army’s announcer. Flares were crashed down to the ground as if signaling for something.
“Assault Barrage?” All of the Japanese girls asked.
“PREPARE FOR A MASSIVE DOSE OF DAKKA GARDENERS!!!!” Hackata48 happily yelled as a powerful barrage of artillery fire pounded the Victory Point devastating both German and Allied forces alike. The bombings annihilated everyone in the vicinity of the Victory Point leaving behind large craters of what were the impact points of the artillery barrage. The soldiers who managed to survive the blast’s initial impact cried in pain.
“My legs! I can’t feel my legs!”
“Please! Don’t leave me!”
“Mama! Mama! MAMA!”“Crap, we both need only to hold the Victory Point for one more second to win!” PapaBogs said.
“Hai! Hurry get some men and quick!” Hirari told Anna.
“Team 46! What he said, grab a man and go!” Hackata48 ordered.
The Allied team mobilized a squad per person, PapaBogs got a Royal Engineer Squad, Hirari called in a Rifleman Squad while Anna called in a Penal Battalion.
For the Axis Team, Hackata48 called a OKW Obersoldaten squad, Erika mobilized a Sniper and Maiyan summoned a Pioneer Squad.
“Reacquisition Upgrades!” Both PapaBogs and Hackata48 said. They equipped themselves with flamethrowers and automatic weapons and moved towards the victory point.
The Assault Barrage that Hackata48 called earlier also had fired rounds of smoke shells that covered the Victory Point with a thick smoke. Both sides locked and loaded their weapons as the smoke slowly dissipated.
“Forward.” Erika said.
“Hai!” Hackata48 and Maiyan said.
“For God and Country!” PapaBogs cheered.
“Oorah!” Hirari and Anna said.
They slowly made their way towards the Victory Point. It was a steep hill and no side was sure if they could reach the top and take that Point before the other does.
“Final Push!” Hackata shouted as he was ready himself for Ragnarok.
“I can hear them!” Maiyan said.
“Kill them all!” Anna said as the two-sides clashed at the top of the hill.
(Cue epic music:
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Guns firing and scream filled the air as the soldiers shot as at the opponents to capture the Victory Point. Erika’s Sniper managed to get a few shots from each of the soldiers before being gunned down by PapaBog’s Engineers.
The British Forces player ordered his Engineers to take cover by a group of Sandbags but Hackata48 quickly reflexed himself by throwing a grenade at the sandbags just as the soldiers were about to get to cover. The grenade exploded killing all but one of the royal engineers who fired back at the Obersoldaten and managed to shoot down one of them before a burst of an STG 44 Assault Rifle killed him.
With PapaBogs out of the fight, Maiyan’s Pioneers used their flamethrower to burn Hirari and Anna’s men with scorching hot flames. Most of Team 48’s soldiers were burnt alive by the flamethrower.
Anna’s Penal Battalion, who also happens to be equipped with a flamethrower decided to fight fire with fire… literally. The Soviet Flamethrower wielder used his weapon against the Wehrmacht Flamethrower and they both turned to each other and set themselves alight. They both exploded in a fire ball that caught several of the other’s in the blast killing them.
Now only a handful of men were left to take the hill and claim Victory for their team. The surviving Riflemen and Penal Battalion threw grenades and Satchel charges towards the Germans hoping to catch them all in the blast. The surviving Wehrmacht and OKW quickly ran away in opposite directions with Maiyan heading towards a hole to take cover and Hackata48 towards a sandbag position, but the blast was too large to dodge and it killed of all but one of the Obersoldaten.
Maiyan fired back to at Team 48 with her MP40 killing Anna’s Penal Battalion but nearly lost her unit when Hirari’s Riflemen fired back with their BAR’s and M1 Grands.
“DIE!” Hackata48 yelled as he moved away from cover and fired his STG 44 at Hirari and managed to kill of one of the riflemen before being gunned down by the last of Team 48’s soldiers.
With only one man left on each team, all eyes were on them as they crawled out of their cover and approached each other ready to fire their guns when suddenly…
------------------(Back in the Real World)-------------------
“Eh?!?! The computer died?” Maiyan exclaimed.
“I was about to win? What happened.” Hirari also said.
All of their computers mysteriously blacked without no exclamation.
“So, who won?” PapaBogs asked.
“I did!” Exclaimed a man who had suddenly busted through the broadcasting floor. He wore a black shirt saying “I hate AKB48”.
“What the heck? Who brought you hear?” said the host of AKBINGO.
“I did! I did it so I can sabotage AKB48 because look at all of you? You’re just a bunch of wannabe washed up girls with no talent!” said the Anti-fan.
“Wannabee washed up?” Hackata grinned in anger.
“No talent?” PapaBogs face frowned.
“Why you!” All of the girls angrily joined in.
Hackata48 went to the nearby fire exit and smashed the glass box guarding the axe.
“Kill him!” Hackata48 yelled.
All of the AKB48 girls and Nogizaka46 girls and PapaBogs stood up and chased the man.
They chased him all the way down to the Fuji TV Reception Hall at the ground floor where a large group of over a thousand Anti-fans had gathered ready to attack them.
“Oh no! There’s more of them!” Mayuyu cried.
“Don’t worry, you do not stand alone.” Said a voice behind her. Everyone looked back and saw that an equally large group of AKB48 fans gathered, from the Fanfic writers Ruka Kikuchi, Shortcut48, MayukiISLife to the local Japanese fans equipped with their lightsticks and even there rather flamboyant but good hearted fan from Belgium named Jean-Francois Istasse who is a senator for his country’s government. The voice behind Mayu happened to be a returned Takamina who also called in all of the graduated members of AKB48 behind her too.
“You guys… thank you…” Mayu smiled with tears of joy.
“Now, let’s show them what AKB48 is made of!” Takamina said as she pumped up the crowd of the united AKB and Nogizaka fans to fight the Anti’s.
“CHARGE OORAH!” Hackata 48 raised his axe as he lead the spearhead
The battle of Fuji TV Tower was an epic battle between fans of AKB48 and a group of Anti-Fans who had teamed up to attempt to bring them down once and for all. The battle had caused over 1500 injuries on both sides but ultimately AKB48 stood triumphant (or at least until the police broke up the fight).
In the end… the true heroes were AKB48 and their loyal fans who fought for their fandom and fellow brothers and sisters in the face of overwhelming opposition and won.AN: The fight basically played out like the video I showed you. (Warning: The awesomeness may cause some viewers to become pregnant with a badass baby.)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Plus for next year’s chronicles, I will add now Graduated Members to the games that AKB will play
If you got suggestions, leave them on the comments below.