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THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!! 
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WHOA ... MAD PROPS for the praise. We was looking for
constructive criticism and lol it's kinda embarassing - really, with the extreme laziness, drunkeness around here. I'm amazed peeps are still around! That's why we got THE best staff around, so I'd like to give them a giant TONGUE. And to all the visitors, posters, YES YOU ... the HiPsta is a vital part that keeps this Mighty BOAT going known as JPHiP. KEEP whoring and we'll keep on whipping up that hardcore bullshit each and every fucking day!
Face it. You can't categorize JPHiP,
you can't even fucking abbreviate us! We spans the globe and that's what JPHiP is all about. Expanding your horizons. Welcoming one and all. Not being pigeonholed. Peoples drift away, yet cum like a pornstar to form like Voltron when shit gets done. Each and every one of you make me so fucking proud.
JPH!P is an acquired taste. Give it two weeks. If you still don't like it, give it two more weeks.
What grabbed at my heart was the shy guys - the most important thing is to make JPH!P as comfortable as possible. I know it can intimdating with a crazy asshole shooting his mouth off 19,000 times, you needn't be like daigong. BE YOURSELF. Everyone has their unique ability, we'll help you find that. Feel free to drop us a line, I dunno how we dun it - but we the fuckin friendliest bunch around. Maybe it's cuz we don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck if you drive a Mercedes or a fuckin Yugo. Go ahead, double post, make a thread. Talk whatever you want. Baby steps, or dive right in!
Personally, one of the greatest achievements of the past year was that we were contacted by a MILF dating site to be affiliates!!! Truly an honor. of course, I rejected em. We don't need more porn spam. Thanks to all the BOTS who made our Crack Staff actually do something!
KIDDING! 2009 has already shaped up to a memorable year, and we only a quarter pounder thru! We'll think of more events and keep bringing the best that there is to offer. The sky is the limit. And before I drop a Master P lyric. All I can say is
JPH!P4LIFE