[JPH!P4LIFE] Why i'm still at JPH!P for another whole year! (Goals/Expectations)

[Fenrir]

OMGee~ Why am I still here!?!!


Goal: To stuff all admins and mods into the trunk when they come to LA. Mwahahahaha 

More realistic goal: Post more?

[Ping]

OMGee~ Why am I still here!?!!


Goal: To stuff all admins and mods into the trunk when they come to LA. Mwahahahaha 

More realistic goal: Post more?

That's an awesome goal. Oh.. not the realistic one of course.

[StreakInTheSky]

I'll help. How big is your trunk?

[Fenrir]

^^ Not that big. Trunk of a Mazda 3

[Cookie]

I'm still here cuz you freaks make me feel better about myself <3 lol jk. XP


Even tho I lost interest in most of H!P, I come here to read what's up and see how jphip is doing~ 

[ebc]

I'm here cause of sev's singing

Sev Singing

[sweeety]

I'm here cause if I wasn't Daigong's heart would break <3

[tivx]

i'm here because some might not have realized but JPH!P is the shit sonnnnnnn
!!!!!!!!1

[Amplifier]

I'm still here because JPH!P is the most baller place in the entire universe.

[daigong]

^ THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!   OH MAN. shameless. Sev that was great. I swore I saw tama but I dunno. GJ Filming ebc, that made my day.

WHOA ... MAD PROPS for the praise. We was looking for constructive criticism and lol it's kinda embarassing - really, with the extreme laziness, drunkeness around here. I'm amazed peeps are still around! That's why we got THE best staff around, so I'd like to give them a giant TONGUE. And to all the visitors, posters, YES YOU ... the HiPsta is a vital part that keeps this Mighty BOAT going known as JPHiP. KEEP whoring and we'll keep on whipping up that hardcore bullshit each and every fucking day!

Face it. You can't categorize JPHiP, you can't even fucking abbreviate us! We spans the globe and that's what JPHiP is all about. Expanding your horizons. Welcoming one and all. Not being pigeonholed. Peoples drift away, yet cum like a pornstar to form like Voltron when shit gets done. Each and every one of you make me so fucking proud.

JPH!P is an acquired taste. Give it two weeks. If you still don't like it, give it two more weeks.

What grabbed at my heart was the shy guys - the most important thing is to make JPH!P as comfortable as possible. I know it can intimdating with a crazy asshole shooting his mouth off 19,000 times, you needn't be like daigong. BE YOURSELF. Everyone has their unique ability, we'll help you find that. Feel free to drop us a line, I dunno how we dun it - but we the fuckin friendliest bunch around. Maybe it's cuz we don't give a fuck. Don't give a fuck if you drive a Mercedes or a fuckin Yugo. Go ahead, double post, make a thread. Talk whatever you want. Baby steps, or dive right in!

Personally, one of the greatest achievements of the past year was that we were contacted by a MILF dating site to be affiliates!!! Truly an honor. of course, I rejected em. We don't need more porn spam. Thanks to all the BOTS who made our Crack Staff actually do something! KIDDING!

2009 has already shaped up to a memorable year, and we only a quarter pounder thru! We'll think of more events and keep bringing the best that there is to offer. The sky is the limit. And before I drop a Master P lyric. All I can say is

JPH!P4LIFE

[Saburo]

JPH!P4LIFE

Buy that man a drink!

Come for the entertainment, stay for the babes. 

[lollipopgirl]

Face it. You can't categorize JPHiP, you can't even fucking abbreviate us!
...
JPH!P4LIFE

EPIC!!!!!

On most forums, when you first join you're on your best behaviour so you don't step on any toes right off (at least that's how I am), but that doesn't last long here... After like two days its like "Ohhh, BOOBS~!" and you're totally part of the gang FREAKIN' AWESOME!

[arun.yothin]

^Yeah, that's how I was too. I was really polite, didn't say anything crude, tried to do as much as I could so people wouldn't think I came here just to perv. Now, perv is almost all I do here.

[sh15uya]

don't know why I'm still here  xD

I tried to be more active & helpful to prove some people I'm not that bad; call it redemption 


and, well, I'm sort of addicted now 

[ChrNo]

i'm still here because it's the only way to keep stalking tama-sama 

[StreakInTheSky]

^That's lol and creepy all at the same time

[sayahchan]

I am here for another year cause I am a Jphipper 4 Lyfe!!!

and daigong's massive magnitude, has it's own gravitational pull so it's hard to orbit and not be dragged in by all that is the perv!

not to mention I just love you guys!!!!

and I love watching the dokyus!

I have only one goal, to be more active in this forum... oh and in irc. other than that, It's all Love!

[Datalanche]

Though I'm a come and go type of member, I stick around because I like the atmosphere of this place. On a lot of forums, it's almost taboo to say a release sucks, the idols are hot, and so on. I really dig how honesty is not (socially or otherwised) punished and you don't have to be a mindless drone who loves everything [insert group here] does without getting a verbal lashing about not being a real fan. Also, the admins of the site rock. They're pretty on top of things and do their job well, from what I've seen.

[lollipopgirl]

I really dig how honesty is not (socially or otherwised) punished

It can be if you like  (my fave onion whipping smiley is gone?)
But I know exactly what you mean! Apparently on another forum that shall remain nameless but probably isn't hard to guess , I'm not allowed discuss/question the H!P girl's sexuality coz its proven or whatever.... LAAAME~! (yet you're allowed to write/post sexually explicit fics, WTF?!)
What good is MM to me if I can't question their sexuality?

Ahhh thank god for this place!

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

i'm still here because it's the only way to keep stalking tama-sama 

Sigh, I don't think she knows how much we love her
That's why I stay here. So we can continue to harass her with love her <333 Tama mama love <3

-O_sLaVe