Zombie attack would be the death of us: study

[daigong]

Board up the windows of that abandoned hospital if you must, but if the dead ever come back to life as zombies and begin infecting the population, a group of Canadian researchers don't hold out much hope for our survival.

A group of University of Ottawa mathematics students and their professor came to their dire conclusion after developing a simple model similar to one researchers might use to track the spread of a pandemic.

The result is food for thought for those who worry the living dead might eat their brains.

"A zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilization, unless it is dealt with quickly," they write.



Now that's what I'm talking about! Hard earned PhDs are made of deeezz!

[thatonezombie]

Destruction in 10 days? That does not bode well......

[JTRIX]

lol... it will so be "Left 4 Dead" time when it happens!

[shadowstar]

YES!

This was the "apocalypse" I was hoping for. It's no fun if we we all just drowned or got scorched.

[Saikami]

^ Nah, that would be too boring. A zombie outbreak, much, much better.

[Tuffty]

Pft whatever man. I've played Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil, these zombies won't know what hit them. When in doubt, shoot them in the head then follow it with a straight punch. Works for me.

[Saikami]

^ You'll be our hero!

Just don't kill thatonezombie

[Tuffty]

Nah, meowchi knows her stuff so I'd just fall behind her and let her lead the way

*imagines meowchi emerge from a wave of zombies covered in sweat and blood, pistol in one hand, knife in the other*

[shurastriker]

those PhDs played resident evil? maybe watched one of those PikaxMeow videos on yt?... btw i'm not surprised that tOZ replied first.

Just don't kill thatonezombie

NO PROBLEM, as you know, zombies can't die because they are already dead.

[Saikami]

^ You know what I mean~

[THUNDERDUCK]

Pft whatever man. I've played Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil, these zombies won't know what hit them. When in doubt, shoot them in the head then follow it with a straight punch. Works for me.

I'd go for shooting them in the knees then a right hook.  Or shooting at the oil barrel!

[Tyler_Wood_2005]

I think i'd survive well enough, all those years of Resident evil playing have prepared me. I know what to do and what not to do

j/k, I'd probably be one of the first ones to get eaten, but they'd be eating me for so long my friends would get away cuz I'm so BIG