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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #981 on: September 29, 2008, 01:09:09 AM »
Well fuck me if meow wasn't right. Down 15 - 0 in half time and then this come back. GJ Chargers. GJ meow!! :shakeit:
Favre throwing 6 TD passes. :O Fuck.. The old man sure still packs a punch in that arm.
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« Reply #982 on: October 01, 2008, 06:54:50 PM »
Report: Cowboys put foot down on Jones' public appearances

There have been no reports of problems for Adam "Pacman" Jones in his second chance at an NFL career with the Dallas Cowboys. And the team apparently is willing to be cautious to keep it that way.

According to a source, the Cowboys, concerned that Jones has been raising his public profile a bit too much of late, put a stop to his appearance at a celebrity beach volleyball match last weekend, The (Fort Worth) Star-Telegram reported. Jones was expected to headline the event along with Dallas Mavericks forward Brandon Bass.

Team owner Jerry Jones said the Cowboys want Jones to keep a low profile and focus on rebuilding his image on the field, according to the report.

"What we are doing is trying not to be as visible," he said, the newspaper reported. "It's in his best interest to keep that profile low."

Jones has taken part in a number of charitable events as he continues working to repair an image tarnished by numerous run-ins with the law and a suspension from the NFL for the 2007 season. Proceeds from the beach volleyball event he was scheduled to attend were also earmarked for charity.

Cowboys nose tackle Tank Johnson, who is one of Jones' closest friends on the team and himself a player who has run into trouble, said it's a situation that Jones has to deal with for now, according to the Star-Telegram.

"We are trying to protect each other from being in the wrong situation," Johnson said, according to the report. "They are trying to protect you. If Jerry [Jones] wants to protect us and he feels it's not in our best interest to be there ... they are protecting you. As a little kid, you might throw a fit. As a grown man, you know it's in our best interest."

Jones leads the Cowboys with eight pass deflections and is eighth on the team in tackles with 15.
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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #983 on: October 03, 2008, 08:40:47 PM »
Saints lineman Ellis out 4 weeks with medial meniscus tear

METAIRIE, La. -- Top draft pick Sedrick Ellis will be lost to the New Orleans Saints for two to four weeks with a right knee injury.

The defensive lineman from Southern California has a medial meniscus tear. He left Thursday's practice after hearing what he said was "kind of a click" in his knee.

Ellis has started all four games this season for the Saints (2-2).
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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #984 on: October 07, 2008, 07:24:10 AM »
That Al Davis press conference firing Kiffin was the funniest shit ever. WHERE'S MA LASER POINTER MAN!

You're not helping EM WILDKAT!! YER hurting 'EM!! Can't stop that shit. Fuck the Dolphins are on a roll wth. Sorry bout that Odango and meow. Hey my Eagles are hurting too. Westbrook and McNabb ribs being tenderized more than a chili's kitchen.

Sage Rosenfels Gets Da "Helicopter" .. not unlike Maki in SHE'S DA MAN!


OH THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER :lol: Whatta comeback by Peyton Manning and the Colts. Reggie Wayne is magic.

I dunno what happened to my picks and teams this week  :banghead: down the drain most likely ARRGH. RIVERS!! I shoulda started Eli. ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

Ed Hochuli fucked up that Saints-Vikings game again! Face mask infraction but wow Minnie escaped with that one even tho Peterson was kept in check. Thank god for NFL Network, I gotta see colts-texans again.


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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #986 on: October 14, 2008, 07:39:02 AM »
Don't cry ROMO!!! Wasn't yer fault the punt was blocked :D WTF incredible Week of football. My fantasy team got the prison bitch treatment  :banghead: Rivers over Manning? NOOOOO.. Ah well. TO for 6 yards Fuuuuuck

At least the Eagles beat up the 49ers. Too close for comfort - stop settling for field goals. shits gonna get BLOCKED, D-MAc is a TRU LEADER tho. He's got like ZERO offensive weapons. Maybe they should take a shot at Tony Gonzalez


With the Giants losing --- NFC East is gonna be a battle once again.

If this doesn't give you chills --- you ain't human :shocked:

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« Reply #987 on: October 14, 2008, 09:15:36 PM »
Pacman suspended at least 4 games for violating conduct policy

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for at least four games for his most recent violation of the league's personal conduct policy, the NFL announced Tuesday.

In announcing his decision, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Jones' "disturbing pattern of behavior was clearly inconsistent with the conditions I set for your continued participation in the NFL."

Goodell will determine the final length of Jones' suspension following the Cowboys' Week 11 game against Washington on Nov. 16, the league said.

In his latest transgression, Jones was involved in an alcohol-related physical altercation at a Dallas hotel on Oct. 8 that resulted in hotel employees calling the police.

Jones was suspended for the entire 2007 season for multiple violations of the league's personal conduct policy. In reinstating Jones on Aug. 28, Goodell said that the player's participation in the NFL depended on demonstrating that he can conduct himself in a socially responsible manner, avoiding any other conduct that brings disrespect to himself, his team, or the NFL.

The decision on whether Jones can return to play this season will be based on his strict compliance with his NFL and Cowboys treatment plans as well as on evaluations of Jones' progress that will be provided to Goodell by clinical experts retained by the NFL.

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Chiefs RB Johnson charged with pushing woman on side of head in February

Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has been charged with simple assault for allegedly pushing a woman at a Kansas City nightclub in February, the third time he has faced assault charges against a woman.

Citing police and court documents, the Kansas City Star reported that a 26-year-old woman accused Johnson, 28, of pushing her on the side of the head at a nightclub on Feb. 24, 2008.

Johnson is due to appear in Kansas City Municipal Court on Dec. 3, and faces a maximum jail term of six months and a $500 fine.

Johnson's lawyer, Kevin E.J. Regan, told the newspaper that his client will be vindicated at trial. He claimed that the woman did not inform management, security officers or police at the club of the incident but waited 11 hours to report the alleged assault.

The Chiefs had no comment and Johnson was not available Tuesday, an off-day for the players.

Capt. Rich Lockhart, a Kansas City Police Department spokesman, said charges did not come for six months because the police force was working on more pressing cases. The delay made it difficult to find a witness, who was finally interviewed in July or August.

That witness then picked Johnson out of a lineup.

"One has to question the fairness of a lineup shown six months later, involving someone whose photograph is published often in the media," Regan said, according to the Star.

Johnson was charged with felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor domestic battery in 2003 for allegedly waving a gun during an argument with a former girlfriend at his home. The charges were later dropped when he agreed to a domestic violence diversion program.

Charges against Johnson in 2005 were dropped after a woman who had accused him of pushing her to the ground at a Kansas City bar decided not to press charges and failed to appear in three court hearings.

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Fans of winless Bengals flood site with tickets, some below face value

CINCINNATI -- Disappointed fans of the winless Cincinnati Bengals are trying to unload thousands of tickets for remaining home games, many of them well below face value.

The online ticket agency StubHub.com has 3,000 tickets for Sunday's game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. At least 4,000 tickets are available for each of the remaining games.

Some sellers don't care about making a profit. There are $64 tickets priced as low as $24.

According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, more than 4,100 tickets are unsold for the Bengals' Nov. 2 game against Jacksonville, and more than 5,000 tickets are currently available for games against Baltimore, Washington and Kansas City.

The Bengals are 0-6 after losing to the New York Jets last weekend.

Longtime fan Steve Carr told the Enquirer it's gotten so he can't even bear to watch the team on TV.

"It's not worth it," Carr, a longtime fan, told the newspaper. "I was yelling at the TV watching that game" Sunday, a 26-14 Cincinnati loss.

Coach Marvin Lewis said he shares that frustration and feels responsible, adding he hopes fans will wait patiently for a turnaround.
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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #989 on: October 21, 2008, 04:09:08 AM »
damn, Cowboys lost to the Rams yesterday..it sucked.

anybody see Chris Johnson of the Titans strike it up with the band..I GOT to see that! :w00t:

Mike Nolan's out as coach of the 49ers..my man Mike Singletary is the new coach!(been my fave player for years!)

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #990 on: October 21, 2008, 05:31:50 AM »
DAMN PATRIOTS!! Fuckin running up the score. 41-7 Jebus!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #991 on: October 21, 2008, 09:23:21 AM »
Reggie Bush is probably out 3-5 weeks. This was a sad weekend for football.
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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #992 on: October 28, 2008, 08:24:37 PM »

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SEV

All my wideouts and halfbacks got single digit production :banghead: SEE YOU IN THE PLAYOFFS!!




FINALLY EAGLES WIN HARD. McNabb getting stuffed but nice to see him do a QB draw.

Fuck that Favre calling up the Lions debate....get over it Sports Talk Gossip Radio. ESPN is worse than TMZ.

You want BALLS? Here's Samurai Mike singletary telling it as it is!!!


THATS THE KINDA PEOPLE I WANT ON MY TEAM!! WHO IN?!

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« Reply #993 on: October 28, 2008, 09:39:25 PM »
You are very welcome daigong. TWICE YOUR SCORE! How about that.

On another note: Brees FUCKED the Chargers from all angles, front, back, side, up-side-down. Just proves Saints can do it without the world's best RB.
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« Reply #994 on: November 02, 2008, 12:40:46 AM »
Culpepper, Lions agree to two-year deal to put him at the helm

Less than two weeks after announcing that he's coming out of retirement, quarterback Daunte Culpepper has a new home.

Culpepper agreed Saturday to a two-year deal with the Detroit Lions. Terms of the deal, scheduled to be signed on Monday, are unknown.

Culpepper canceled a scheduled trip to Kansas City to instead visit the Lions earlier in the week.

Culpepper left the Lions on Tuesday without a deal but kept in touch, trying to find a home for this season and next season. After several days of negotiations, Culpepper agreed that Detroit was the best fit for him.

In September, Culpepper announced his retirement after being offered only one-year deals. Culpepper felt ignored despite his belief in his skills, and when he couldn't find a long-term home he announced his retirement at the age of 31.

In agreeing to a deal with Culpepper, the Lions have a quarterback to help finish this season and take them into next season. Culpepper, a former Vikings starter, has great knowledge of the NFC North.
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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #998 on: November 09, 2008, 01:56:53 AM »
Pretty epic piece there L. D-Mac speaks from the heart and NEVER gives up. Just like Obama - and JPHiP :thumbsup --- bonus with the Kobe footage.


solid win last week against the Seahawks, great to have Greg Lewis and Kevin Curtis back in the lineup. No TE? WHO CARES!! Throw it to a lineman XD

Giants and Eli?? THEY TOAST!

Who forgot to set their lineups due to Thursday nite football?? NOT ME XD

Brady Quinn looked aight in his debut start - course he had over a year to sit on the bench.


LOL GJ Hank Baskett, getting engaged to that skank lesbo from Girls Next Door...now catch some fuckin TDs!


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