Author Topic: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ (Read 62355 times)

kRisZ · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:21:25 PM »

First~ gomen... obviously I broke my word... wasn’t able to post new LJ in this thread.
Just a couple of re-posts... was trying to write the continuation of my SS-Up4 but I have a bad headache... I’ll be re-posting the others too next time.

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For the month of MARCH

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LAME JOKE STA~TO!!!

First day of school, Takahashi Ai was eyeing

her seat mate, Niigaki Risa

[lol]

Ai: What a bummer, my pen’s not working.

Risa: Uso!

Ai: May I borrow a pen?

Risa: Sure, here.

Ai: It ain’t working either

Risa: Sure, it does. I’ve used that one just moments ago.

Ai: Really? Here, try writing your number down and see it for yourself.

Risa:

~~~~~

LAME JOKE STA~TO!

The TakaGaki couple was having a date under a tree. Sitting on the ground while leaning on the tree was the lovely Ai Takahashi. Resting her head on Ai’s lap was the bubbly Risa Niigaki. Taka was happily whistling a random song while Gaki was happily playing with her own two feet, perching the other with the other.

Gaki: Aichan! Look! A fruit!

Taka: Oh yeah!

Gaki: Quick, climb up the tree to see if it’s already ripe.

Taka: *Climbs up and holds it* Yep, I think it’s already ripe.

Gaki: Okay. Quick, climb down so that we can start plucking it using this crook.

Taka:

pretend_2besome1 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2011, 05:36:33 PM »

You have a bad headache and you did an update?
But then since you said you're bouncy in your other thread, I suppose you're okay now. You make me worried sometimes, K...

I don't think think I get the last joke, though

kRisZ · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2011, 07:59:44 AM »

^
I'm sorry, promise I won't do it again... mommy

Seriously, don't take my PMs too seriously

often I'm just over-reacting to things

Don't worry, I don't get my jokes sometimes too

~~~
I think I won't continue this one... will only do re-posts... Gomen

So this is for the month of APRIL

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LAME JOKE STA~TO

Sucking her Pina Colada through a straw, Risa Niigaki, in her yellow bikini, was resting on a chair under the palm trees on a sandy beach. She was relaxing and watching the rising sun in awe with her sunglasses on when Ai Takahashi, who’s wearing a green bikini, approached and asked her:

AI: Are you tired?

RISA: What?

AI: Are you tired?

RISA: Eh?

AI: I think you should go back to your room and rest because you were running in my mind all night.

RISA:

PS: Bending down, the girl in green picked the girl in yellow up and carried her bridal-style.

AI: I insist

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LAME JOKE STA~TO

The crowd was loud and was wildly cheering. It was last 10 seconds for the basketball championship with a tie score. Dribbling the ball, Risa Niigaki was aiming for a three point shot when the referee, Ai Takahashi blew the whistle.

AI: Prrrrrttttttttt

RISA: Eh?

AI: Violation

RISA: What?

AI: Traveling

RISA: But, I did not!

AI: Yes you did and you still do

you are traveling inside my heart

~~~~~

kuro808 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2011, 08:05:30 AM »

i give you for those

pretend_2besome1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2011, 02:18:53 PM »

LOL I thought you're the mommy

You're PMs were okay, like I told you, I'm just an over-worrier sometimes

I so love how those smileys are making the jokes even more amusing

kRisZ · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:28:49 PM »

kurosawa87
I'm almost a hundred per cent sure you'll love the below jokes

C
I just realized, we're a deadly combination

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For the month of MAY
~~~~~

LAME JOKE STA~TO

Ai Takahashi went to visit her crush Risa Niigaki in her apartment with flowers, balloons, plushie and chocolates in both hands, determined and ready to face her fate

When she rang the bell, her jaw dropped on the floor

when she saw someone other than Risa opened the door because she knew Risa live all by herself. Her eyes grew wide

when she noticed that the girl had no pair of pants on, good thing her shirt was long and loose.

RISA: Who is it? *Asked Risa from inside*

SOMEONE: “Ummm, wait”

“Who are you?”

AI: “Please tell her it’s Ai Takahashi”

SOMEONE: “Ai Takahashi”

RISA: “Oh, please let her in, Someone” [lol]

Ai stepped inside apprehensive. She was even more shocked

when she saw her crush only in her camisole and underpants sitting on a couch holding some things.

Slouching, she walked towards Risa

RISA: Hi!

*was happy to see Ai*

AI: Do you have any adhesive tape?

* was sad and still slouching*

RISA: Eh?

AI: Even a band-aid will do

RISA: Where will you use it?

AI: For my broken heart

RISA:

Playing cards flew in the air around Risa

landing in a mess on the wood-tiled floor

~~~~~

LAME JOKE STA~TO

The TakaGaki couple’s inside a fast-food chain sweetly eating

and displaying their lovey-dovey affection in public

from time to time. Taka would feed Gaki her food and vice versa. Until Taka felt like going to the restroom because of nature’s call.

Taka: Gaki, come with me I’m going to the restroom.

Gaki: It’s okay, I’ll just wait for you here.

Taka: But you must come with me.

Gaki: But I don’t feel like peeing.

Taka: I know

but the sign says “Please, don’t leave your valuables unattended.” So I insist.

Gaki:

Me:

kuro808 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:34:10 PM »

^

they were amusing and it caught my attention

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2011, 06:36:26 PM »

I definitely dug the valuables one.

kawaii beam · « **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2011, 07:14:51 PM »

oh~ how i miss these jokes

they still make me

everytime i readthem

kRisZ · « **Reply #29 on:** May 06, 2011, 10:26:25 AM »

kurosawa87
I'm glad

rnd-sama
If it was me, I'd put her in my pocket

kawaii beam
Me too

~~~~~
For the month of JUNE
~~~~~

LAME JOKE STA~TO

Risa, hand intertwined with Ai’s, brought her girlfriend into her newly discovered garden of roses near a cascading waterfall with a picnic bag in her other hand. After finding the right spot, Risa laid the picnic blanket on the ground and arranged the bentou she’d prepared for their special date.

Ai was speechless

[lol] blushing

and awestruck

by the beautiful scenery and by her girlfriend's thoughtfulness.

Risa: Take a seat here.

Ai: Thank you for taking me here.

Risa: Ain’t it beautiful?

Ai: Yes, it is. But you must take me to the dentist after this.

Risa: Eh?! Why?!

Ai: Because you’re too sweet.

Risa:

~~~~~

LAME JOKE STA~TO

Risa Niigaki, shocked

pivoted and ran

with a great sense of urgency after reading a new mail on her phone. She had just visited her girlfriend, Ai Takahashi, just moments ago. But no more than a minute after her departure, she received a message which said ‘Help!” from her girlfriend.

Opening the door with a little more force applied, Risa exclaimed.

RISA: Aichan! What happened?! What’s wrong?!

AI: I feel weak.

RISA: Eh?! But you were bouncy just moments ago!

AI: Haven’t I told you that lately I’m getting my strength from you?

RISA:

AI:

~~~

RISA: Ah, so that must be the reason.

AI: Eh?

RISA: You see, whenever I’m with you my strength’s deteriorating

and I feel weak in my knees

AI:

~~~~~

pretend_2besome1 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:10:40 PM »

Yeah, we're a deadly combination

LOLOL I wonder how Risa could survive all those lame jokes from Ai
Well, at least, she threw one back at Ai.

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2011, 08:15:45 PM »

That last joke was like a one-two combo to the jaw.

In a good way, of course.

kRisZ · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2011, 02:23:58 PM »

Howdy

LAME JOKE for AiGaki's 4th Year Anniversary STA~TO

Niigaki Risa was happily walking on the street alone

when she noticed

someone was following her

She wasn’t sure at first but after twenty minutes’ walk, that person was still tailing her. Getting a little nervous

she quickened her pace

but the stalker was increasing her speed as well

And so she went to the nearby park where people could see her and sat in an empty chair

while taking side glances at the stranger

and sure enough the stalker stopped and sat at the adjacent chair as well

And so as her last resort, she fished her phone out and dialed for help

Moments later, the police officer arrived. Getting her courage back

she stood up and faced the stalker

RISA: It’s her! It’s her!

STRANGER: Eh?

POLICE OFFICER: Ma’am, what is your name?

STALKER: Takahashi Ai desu

POLICE OFFICER: Is it true that you’re stalking her?

STALKER aka AI: Hai

RISA: Why were you following me?

AI: I was just following my mother’s advice.

RISA: Eh? You have an accomplice? What did I do to deserve this?

POLICE OFFICER: Do you know that stalking is a crime?

AI: I didn’t know that following my dream is a crime now

RISA:

POLICE OFFICER:

AI: I think I should be the one suing you

RISA: Eh? Watashi?

AI: Yes, anata

RISA: What did I do, I didn’t even know you

AI: For owning my heart without asking my permission, that’s stealing you know

RISA:

POLICE OFFICER:

~~~~~

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #33 on:** June 02, 2011, 02:39:17 PM »

kawaii beam · « **Reply #34 on:** June 02, 2011, 04:25:01 PM »

so does that mean that the both of them are going to jail? XDD

badsaints · « **Reply #35 on:** June 02, 2011, 05:28:44 PM »

I can't believe I missed so many of your jokes (lame or not). Either way your jokes just brightened up my day

pretend_2besome1 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 03, 2011, 09:46:27 PM »

Ai was so honest with how she's stalking Gaki-san then bam out her lame flirting
All I can say is poor police officer there or he/she could just learn from Ai

kRisZ · « **Reply #37 on:** June 06, 2011, 01:40:43 PM »

rnd-sama

kawaii beam
They could make a love nest behind bars ne~

baddie
The previous ones were almost all re-posts, so I think you've read most of them already... yes I'm confident

I'm glad

C
Yes, watch and learn

LAME JOKE For San-san STA~TO

Niigaki Risa was emoing

at the side after noticing that Takahashi Ai was approaching

She made it sure that she was visible enough

so that the incoming woman could clearly see her

[<- ignore the HB lol]

TAKA:

GAKI:

TAKA: What’s wrong Risa-chan?

GAKI: Nothing

TAKA: Nothing?! With that face? Nothing?!

Tell me who made you feel sad

and I'm going to beat the ever living shit out of that person until that moron becomes vegetable

GAKI: Oh, so you’ll beat your own self up?

TAKA: Eh? Me?

GAKI: Yes, you

TAKA: What did I do?

GAKI: Someone told me that when you said ‘I like you’ to me the other day, it was only a lie

TAKA: Oh

hehehe, yeah it’s true, it was only a lie

GAKI: See

TAKA: I really don’t like you

GAKI:

TAKA: Because I love you

GAKI:

~~~

<-- no idea what the characters are

rndmnwierd · « **Reply #38 on:** June 06, 2011, 02:24:20 PM »

Oh man, that's an oldy but goody. Also at the forefront of misunderstandings!

kawaii beam · « **Reply #39 on:** June 06, 2011, 06:01:23 PM »

OMG

is it bad that i really imagined a nest with heart pillows with takagaki in jailjumpsuits just happily snuggling? XDD cus that was my 1st image when u said that XDDD

ur jokes are the best

just brightened my morning krisz~