Sorry for my late update. = _ = Chapter 7's version 1 is all about Kojima being raped by a drunk Mario. And I wouldn't want that so... I ERASED IT. WAHAHAHAHA! xDD This is Version 2. Oh yeah, have you heard NMB48's Akagumi's New Song? IT'S SO AWESOME! xDD It's title is Renai Higai Todoke. SO AWESOME! xDD
[A/N: So Chapter 7 is the start of all romantic whatsoevers. Ahahahaha... DDx I still can't believe that Kuumin will graduate... T A T She's been my Kami-oshi since forever! T ^ T I'LL MISS HER! DDx I think I might just cry more than I did during Maeda's graduation! T ^ T]
Kojima Haruna's POV and Introduction...Good mor- Oh, it's afternoon already? Oh, it's still morning... EHH!? IT'S MIDNIGHT ALREADY!? O _ O!!! Time is so fast, isn't it? - _ - Well, I'm Kojima Haruna. 26 years old. I have no plans to tell you guys what my 3 sizes are so don't you even dare ask me. I also won't tell you my weight, it's so embarrassing, I believe I'm fat. > _ > I'm currently workign as Shinoda Mario's secretary... = _ = Something that I'm not proud to say. Why you ask? = _ = It's cuz' it's embarrassing every time the police searches for him because of his mischiefs. = _ =+ And in the end, I'm always the one who bails him out of jail. Sigh... But I treasure my friendship with him. I only hate that part of him that boasts about his resistance to alcohol. = _ =+ After 2 or 3 glasses of Martini... > _ > He'll be so dead serious as if he never became a troll... = _ =
Hmm... Parents? = _ = Well, I don't live with them anymore. I currently live in a condominium. They live on our ancestral home. > _ >
AND I'M THE ONE WHO PAYS THE RENT. > _ > My parents are both indebted to Shinoda family and thus they work there. Both of Mario's parents don't like my presence around him. And one day, he ran away from home. I don't even know why. He said it was because his parents hated trolls. What the heck... = _ =??? He ran away until he graduated in College. He went back when they died and found out that his parents gave him the school to manage. So he took the challenge and is now the current owner of the college. - _ - But before that, he became a delinquent who goes by the name Sado. = _ = He was so protective of me that he even punched those professors who wanted to make my life a living hell... > _ > He made friends with a troll named Otabe. They were so unstoppable that they even confused the police about their plans and locations... And there was Yuuko-chan to help them confuse the police. What a despicable trio... = _ =
Friends? I'm friends with the faculty staff in which only a few are introduced. I'm also friends with Yuuko-chan though she gives me the creepy feeling every time she shouts 'OSHIRI' and 'OPPAI' when seeing those girls with big boobs and asses. = _ = I'm a friend of the whole Rappappa. Though Saiki's younger brother, Saito, only met me in the University. The whole Rappappa never let their parents know that they're yankees. Except for Mario, of course. He would kick the butts of his parent's SPs whenever they chase him. Mario lived in Yuuko-chan's house when he ran away. I'm also friends with Mii-chan and Takamina! We were in the same school in our High School Days! xDD We even started a band but the band didn't last for long. = _ = We were disbanded for having 1 member short.
Next? Love life? O _ O I dunno. I don't think somebody will even like me. I'm fully concentrated on my work. I don't have time for love. > _ > B-but... I do love somebody. > _ > I'm secretly inlove with him. And he still doesn't notice. He will never ever notice.
I SWEAR THAT HE SHOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE. HE WOULD JUST THINK IT'S A PLAIN TROLLING ATTEMPT FROM ME JUST TO TAKE REVENGE ON HIS MERE TROLLINGS. > _ >+ If ever he takes it seriously, he would just go away from me. - _ - I also had an ex-boyfriend named Watanabe Izaya. Our relationship didn't last for too long though. *sigh* And now I've been single for almost a year now... > _ >
[A/N: So they love each other but they just keep it to theirselves, eh? > _ > What a nice love story. And her introduction is the longest in my record. xDD And wait! ALL PARAGRAPHS HAD SOME PARTS ABOUT MARIO!? WHAT'S THAT MEAN? *grins*]*hits the author with a harisen* = _ = Could you not mind it, Amakuchi? You're seriously being a pain here.
End of Kojima's Introduction...Still Kojima's POV...
Yesterday... 7:00pm...
Lesboback Disco Bar...So now... Otabe-kun had set a prank for Mario. And Heck, I'm included in it. = _ = He told me to stand by to hear all those things that Mario will say. So now what? > _ > Goodness, this bar is owned by Otabe. So he's that rich!? DDx And what's with the Disco Bar's Name?! = _ =+ IT'S SO LAME! I KNEW IT. ONCE A TROLL, ALWAYS A TROLL.
Otabe: So Sado... Do you still love her?
Oh, suddenly I became curious. Who was this person they are talking about? O _ O
Mario: *had his 4th glass of beer* Oh... Her, huh? - w - Yes, I still do but... I think she's still lovestruck with her ex-boyfriend... Goodness... Why do I feel so sad? > w >
Otabe: Cuz' maybe you love her? And you feel jealous, master troll? xDD
Mario: Oh please, call me Mario... - w -
Otabe: You're the one who told me to call you master troll you know? xDD
Mario: Whatever. I just can't believe that I'm getting jealous on that Izaya-guy. = _ = I'm more handsome than him, y'know? AND STILL SHE PICKED HIM! DDx
Otabe: Yeah, you're taller, funnier and MAYBE MORE HANDSOME than that guy but you didn't even confess to her in the first place. = w = She wouldn't pick you cuz' you didn't even confess to her. She'll think that you don't like her more than a friend, y'know? > w >
IZAYA!? O _ O!!! That was my ex! D-don't tell me!? DDx
Mario: What's with the maybe? > _ > Whatever, Otabe... = _ = You're just putting salt to my wounds.
Otabe: So are you sure that you love Haruna? > w >
WHAT THE!? SO HE LOVES ME TOO!? DDx
Mario: Yes... I wish I could've confessed to her if my mouth would only cooperate properly and forget about the troll excuses... > w > I ran away from home just because Mom and Dad didn't like her. I love her too much I left my vices in that mansion for her. I worked hard as a scholar in night and a yankee to protect her in day... AND STILL SHE WON'T NOTICE ME! T A T
Otabe: I see... Then... I've now granted your wish. xDD
Mario: HAH?! = w =+YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! > w > I haven't confessed to Haruna yet! DDx And you tell me you granted my wish?! YOU WANT ME TO FREAKING KILL YOU, SOUVENIR SHOP!? = w =++
Otabe: You won't believe me huh? > w >
Mario: Why should I? = w =
Otabe: Sou 'suka?
[A.N: 'suka is a shortened form of DESUKA.] Then go out now, Kojima-san.
So now it's time to go out, eh? > _ > I was really surprised that he loved me too... O _ O I can't believe it. The man of my dreams just confessed to Otabe-san that he loves me so much he would ran away from home... And I thought his reason for running away is that his parents didn't like trolls. I can't stop myself from blushing after all he said...
*I appear beside Otabe*
Mario: H-haruna!? O w O!!! What're you doing here?!
Otabe: It's a surprise. xDD You fell into my trap, dear friend. >:DD So you're really that trusting to your troll friends, eh? xDD
Mario: As a member of Rappappa and a known member of the Troll Duo, I trusted you, Otabe! DDx
Me: So... Was all of that true? >///>
Mario: ... N-no, it was only just a dream~! xDD A-and... A-ah...
(Argh! I can't speak! DDx)Me: I see. Well then, I'm leaving. *going for the door*
Mario: WAIT! O w O!!! *hugs Haruna* It's true... >///>
Me: Geez... = _ = You could've just confessed from the start.
While he was hugging me... I can't think of anything... I loved him for so long... And I waited for so long too... I just used Izaya as a thing to see if he really loves me or not but I can't see any reaction... So Otabe was the only way to know that!? DDx I wasted months... = _ =+
Mario: *blushes* So... Are you my girlfriend now? >///>
Me: =///= Y-you're still asking about that?
Otabe: And now, your servant Otabe will now leave you in your land of dreams... xDD Just don't do premarital sex, alright? >:DD Or else, Ooshima-chan will kick you two while you're at it. xDD
*Mario and Haruna blushes*
Mario: *hits Otabe* =///= What the heck are you saying?
Otabe: Never mind. - w - I still have to reread my lines for this night's episode of Honmayan, y'know? xDD
Mario: I see... Thanks and... Bye. ^ _ ^
Otabe: Bye, Lover-boy! Trolls forever! xDD
End of Kojima's POV...Normal POV...
Back to the Present...
Le Handshake Event...Yuuko: = w = Where the heck is Takamina now? Her fans are waiting... > w >
Mayu: Oshiriko, she's coming I tell you. It's Captain Takamina we're talking about. ^ w ^
Yuuko: Well... I think so. > w >
Takamina's Apartment...Takamina: OH SHOOT! I'M OH SO LATE FOR THE HANDSHAKE EVENT! DDx DAMN THE BATTERIES OF THIS ALARM CLOCK! DDx *rushes downstairs to do her late morning rituals*
1 hour later... In front of a 7/11 Convenience Store...Takamina: OHMYGAAAAS! Y U NO TAXI!? T A T
*Atsuki comes out of 7/11*
Atsuki: O _ O Takamina-san?
Takamina: *starts walking in circles* OH MY GOODNESS! AM SO LATE! WHAT SHOULD I DO!? DDx *got tripped by a rock* WAHH! DDx
Atsuki: *catches Takamina on his arms* - _ - Chillax. I have my motorcycle. Wanna ride? O _ O
Takamina: ... *blushes* ... *shakes her head*
(Minami, you're banned! You have the love ban! Come on! Dx) A... Ah... *stands up quickly* Y-YES, PLEASE! OH MY GOODNESS, I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M SO EFFIN LATE! DDx
Atsuki: Destination please? O _ O
Takamina: TO THE HANDSHAKE EVENT! PARURU TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, RIGHT!? DDx
Atsuki: Well yes. ^ _ ^ *starts motorcycle then gives Takamina an extra helmet* Hop on.
Takamina: THANK YOU! T ^ T
Minutes later...Takamina: = _ =+ THIS IS THE 4TH TIME WE GOT LOST! DDx ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THE HANDSHAKE EVENT IS LOCATED!?
Atsuki: Oh come on, calm down, Takamina-san. ^ _ ^ We'll arrive in the handshake event just in time.
Takamina: JUST IN TIME HUH!? DDx IT'S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE WE GOT LOST!? WHAT THE HECK SHOULD WE DO!? T ^ T
Atsuki: *calls Haruka* ... Oh, I see. Thanks, Haruka. ^ _ ^ And oh yeah, Happy Monthsary for you and Saito-chan. Bye!
Takamina: ... *brain connecting to internet* ... !!! MONTHSARY!? O _ O!!! HARUKA AND THAT SAITO-KUN ARE DATING!? DDx
(SHE'S DISREGARDED THE LOVE BAN!? WELCOME TO FACEBOOK! DDx) [A/N: WTF - Welcome to Facebook / What the F-]Atsuki: SHH! DON'T TELL ANYBODY! DDx
Takamina: O _ O!!! I NEVER EVEN NOTICED! DDx
Atsuki: Oh come on, keep it a secret, will ya? = _ = *sees the venue* Oh, we're here. ^ _ ^
Takamina: OH MY GOODNESS, THANK YOU! T ^ T Bye now! > w < *runs to the event*
In Haruka's Booth...Kid: Nee-chan, you're so pretty! *shakes hands with Haruka* ^ _ ^
Haruka: Thank you! ^ _ ^ If I'm pretty, than you're cute! :3
Kid: Thank you, nee-chan! xDD
*Kid leaves*
Yuizou: Nee-chan, you're so beautiful~! xDD Want to be my girl-
*Haruka hits Yuizou with a harisen*
Haruka: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING THERE!? DDx THAT'S YOUR 5TH TIME JOINING THAT LINE, MANAGER YUIZOU! D:< AND BE YOUR GIRL!? DDx ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M AN IDOL! WE HAVE THAT BAN!
Fans: O _ O ... - _ - ... O _ O ... SHE'S SO AMAZING! xDD PARURU'S GOT GUTS TO HIT HER MANAGER! xDD PLEASE HIT US TOO! FROM NOW ON WE'LL CALL YOU, IDOL OF GUTS! xDD
Haruka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DDx *hits Yuizou more*
In Yuuko's Booth...Yuuko: = _ =+
(Fans... Y U ALL MALE!? DDx)Fan: It's nice to meet you, Korisu-chan! xDD *shakes hands with Yuuko*
Yuuko: Ehehehe... ^ _ ^' It's nice to meet you too! xDD
(Argh... I would rather want to meet a hot lady with big boobs rather than meeting you all guys... *sigh* I miss Harunyan! DDx)Fan 2: You were so sexy in the latest magazine cover of JHM! xDD *shakes her hand* Especially your waist! >:DD You only got fat by a few centimeters! xDD
Yuuko: T-thanks! ^ _ ^
(If I really dared... I would've punched your face right now for saying that. GRRRRR.... DDx)In Mayu's Booth...Mayu: ... Sigh... I want to take a break... - w -
Yuki: Another break again? That'll be your 4th now... = w =
Mayu: I wanna rest my physical and mental well-being... - w -
Yuki: I think that'll include your EMOTIONAL AND HEART'S WELL-BEING. > w >
Mayu: Mom, you serious? > w >
Yuki: *whispers to Mayu*
I've been watching you since Matsui-kun and that girl kissed. - w - You jealous? > w > *shakes hands with the fans*
Mayu: O///O You saw that!?
Yuki: = w = I'm not blind, y'know? Want me to go to Doctor Iriyama to have it checked again? > w >
Mayu: Sigh. I knew that. No need to rub it in. = w =
*Jun's turn*
Mayu: *glares daggers at Jun* > w >+
Jun: O _ O What's wrong, Mayuyu?
Mayu: Nothing... = w =
Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ Then let's shake hands! *offers his hand*
Mayu: *slaps his hand away*
Jun and Yuki: O w O!!!
Mayu: S-sorry... I'm not feeling well. *runs away* > w <
Fans: What happened? O w O
Yuki: ... - w -' Ah... Uhm... Mayu's not feeling fine today! But please wait for her! ^ _ ^ She's going to come back later!
*Fans wait*
Yuki: *sigh* Is she really that affected? - w -
Jun: O _ O What happened to her? And affected on what?
Yuki: Matsui-kun... = w = Are you sure you don't have any past ties with Mayu? > w >
Jun: I'm not sure about that. - _ - If I had any past ties with her more than 6 years ago, I'm not sure if I can still remember it.
Yuki: You had amnesia more than 6 years ago? O w O!!!
Jun: Yes... - _ -
Yuki: I see... > w > Mayu told me something about a guy she loved but disappeared about more than 6 years ago too. O w O
Jun: A guy she loved? O _ O
Yuki: I wonder about that... - w -
Jun:
(Could it be...? That the Mayu I'm searching for is Mayuyu...? > _ >) I see... T-thank you, Kashiwagi-san. ^ _ ^
Yuki: You're welcome. ^ _ ^
Jun: By the way, have you seen Saito? O _ O I've been trying to find him but we just won't meet.
Yuki: ... *blushes* O-oh... I don't know. >///>
Jun: O _ O Something the matter, Kashiwagi-san?
Yuki: Nothing! ^ _ ^ By the way... - w -
Jun: Yes? O _ O
Yuki: Was that girl you were kissing... Your Girlfriend? - w -
Jun: Ch-churi!? N-no! DDx It was a schoolmate of mine! D:< I dunno why but she stalks me and always asks me if I can be her boyfriend! DDx
Yuki: I see... - w - Must be hard on you...
Jun: Yeah... Well, I'll take my leave now. ^ _ ^
Mayu POV...
In Mayu's Location... Behind a truck near the area...Me: T ^ T
(Jun... Y U NO REMEMBER MEH? T A T)So... Yeah... I was crying... It was so silent when all of a sudden... ALAS! DDx A WILD RAGING TAKAMINA APPEARED!
Select Action:
a. Cry more
b. Pretend to sleep
c. Act normal
d. FLEE!
So I was going to press letter D when SHE DASHED AND HELD MY SHOULDERS TIGHT! DDx
Takamina: MAYUYU! D'YOU KNOW!? D'YOU KNOW!? DDx
Me: Knew what? = w =
Takamina: THAT PARURU- *remembers something* ...
Me: That Paruru is what? = w =
Takamina: ... O _ O ... - _ - ... O _ O!!! THAT PARURU IS NOW AN IDOL! xDD
Me:
(I wonder what's going on her head right now... Of course I knew that! DDx) Y-yeah... = w =
Takamina: I see... Ahahahaha... ^ _ ^'
Me: We all knew that since a month ago, Takamina... = w = Something wrong with you? Are you Takahashi Minami the 2nd now? > w > AKB0048?
Takamina: Whaddaheck are you talking about?! DDx It's me the one and only original! :DD Wait, are you MK3?! DDx
Me: = w =
(You should thank God that I don't hit people with newspapers like Mommy does... Or else I could've hit you for a hundred times by now...) No. Do you see a huge missile in my skirt now? > w >
Takamina: Chill, Mayuyu! CHILL! xDD Are you having PMS? :3
Me: ... Whatever. = w = I feel like going back to my booth. When are you going there? > w >
Takamina: Geez, chill Mayuyu. I'll just leave my things there which I would've done if you were too cooperative to help me but since you're not... I'll stay here longer! xDD
Me: = w =+ I'll go back now. You're all alone pal. *leaves*
Takamina: HEH!? DDx
End of Mayu POV...
Normal POV...
Hours after the Handshake Event...Yuki: So Jun told me that the girl who kissed him was just his schoolmate who was possessive and obsessed on him.
Mayu: = w = So? Do I care about that?
(But I actually feel relieved... 
)Yuki: EHH?! DDx And I thought you had a crush on him or something.
Mayu: = w = Yeah, right... I feel like going home now... Bye Mom. - w -
Yuki: Eh!? You're not going home with me!? DDx
Mayu: Come on, Mom... = w = Dad'll arrive tonight. That's my only chance to meet him.
Yuki: I see... - w - Then how the heck should I go home? > w > The limousine's still broken.
Mayu: It's your fault that it's still broken, Mom. = w = Who the heck would put the car beside a 10-year-old pipe? > w >
Yuki: - w - And I thought you were my daughter...
Mayu: Ahahaha... This daughter has a private life too! xDD
*Jun and Saito appear*
Jun: Mayuyu, are you angry at me? O _ O
Mayu: N-no... ^ _ ^' I'm not angry at you...
Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ By the way, are you going to Ikebukuro? O _ O
Mayu: Y-yes... ^ _ ^ Why ask? O w O
Jun: Can I hitch a ride? O w O
Mayu: I... I see... Y-yes, you can. ^ _ ^
Mayu and Jun: *looks at Saito and Yuki*
Jun: *whispers to Mayu*
Why are they not talking to each other? O _ O Did something happened?Mayu: *whispers back*
I dunno... - w - Maybe something unwanted happened and voila! They became like this. = w =Saito: What the heck are you two talking about? = _ =
Mayu: Oh, nothing, Saito-chan! xDD By the way, it seems that Paruru-chan's older brother will be fetching her. *looks at Atsuki's direction*
*Saito sees Atsuki*
Saito: I see... - _ - Then I think I should be going home now.
Mayu: Tsk, tsk tsk... = w = Aren't you forgetting someone here?
Saito: = _ = Hmm? Whaddayamean?
Mayu: ALAS! A WILD AND BOORISH SAITO APPEARED! xDD
Saito: Heck, I'm not a Pokemon. = _ = So whaddayamean by forgetting someone?
Mayu: = w = Didn't you used to go accompany Mommy home?
Saito: I did. = _ = Now?
Mayu: Geez, whaddaheck's happening to you guys? DDx Don't tell me you had a petty lover's quarrel or something.
Saito and Yuki: HELL NO! WE'RE NOT EVEN LOVERS! DDx
Mayu: SHH! Mayuyu's the judge! = w = And you two are guilty! xDD Jun-kun, let's leave the lovebirds alone.
Jun: Ahahaha... Mayuyu's totally right. xDD *head hurts* ... !!!
Mayu: Jun, you alright? O w O
Jun: Y-yeah... xDD Let's leave the lovebirds now, shall we?
Saito: = _ =+ Like I said, we're not-
Mayu and Jun: GUILTY! xDD *leaves*
Saito: = _ = I guess I have no choice... *turns to Yuki* U-uhm... Do you want me to accompany you home? - _ -
(Goodness, I feel awkward...! DDx How the heck should I act in front of her!?)Yuki: Uhm... N-no... I think I should be fine on my own. ^ _ ^
(Argh! What's wrong with him!? D:< He's acting as if we never even became friends! Geez, with that, I'm going home alone! HMPH! But wait... What if it's because of the kiss!? O///O What the heck should I freaking do!? Was that his first too? >///<)Saito: I see... Thanks for saving me all the trouble then. - _ - *leaves*
(Shoot, now she'll think that I'm someone who just forgot about that 1 month of friendship. DDx Thanks a lot, my boorish self.)-End of Chapter-
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