BbSis: Omfg, I'm sorry for not updating it yesterday! I was about to update it yesterday when I got home, but I found out our Internet connection was on maintenance. I failed you! Anyway, I know it's late but happy birthday and I dedicate this chapter to you! Hope you had a blast yesterday!
Anyway, here's Chapter 2 for all of you readers but especially made a rush for BbSis-san! It's a Sathday update for my time zone lol. If some of you do believe the world goes boom tomorrow, well congratulations! This will be the last chapter you've got from this fan fiction. Nah, I'm kidding. Please enjoy this chapter!
WARNING TO LOLIS: This has mature dialogues. So, don't say I didn't warn you! I'm trying to save your innocence T _ T Just make sure you're ready for this. AND PLEASE, don't ask other people what those mature stuff mean! Maybe the next thing I know is that I'm being hunted down by your parents T _ T Once again, WARNING, MY LOLIS.
Chapter 2
Mayu's POV:
Oh my god... What is this? First of all, I know what I'm going to say would sound stupid but I actually wish this was really a dream! She's so annoying! How am I supposed to get her off my back? She's acting as my tail! My walking tail! While I'm doing my work like this, is she really going to just play around with that aquarium? And she talks fish language?! God, help me!
"Hey, Mayu. Quit making those weird expressions."
I glared at the voice's owner, knowing fully well whose it is.
"Quit looking at every move I make."
I got back to my paper work. Deciding to ignore that idiot on the corner smiling sadistically.
"Who said I was looking at every move you make?"
"Just shut up or I'll call security to get you out."
She chuckled bitterly and at the speed of light, she was leaning closely to my face with an amused expression
"Oh, really? Try calling them, then."
I smirked at her and pressed the red button on my desk. A voice called out,
"At your service, Watanabe-sama."
"Get security up on my office-- Oh, wait! Make that FBI. ASAP."
I hung up and crossed my arms. Take that, you so called goddess!
"Pfft.."
Suddenly, she laughed so hard and smiled at me sweetly. Her smile is so gorgeous. How could someone resist this-- Oh, wait. Fuck these butterflies, stop thinking about things like that!
"Wh-what're you smiling for, you jerk?"
"Nothing. I just like how you're so stubborn, you tsundere."
To that statement she just said, I wasn't expecting I would blush. I suddenly felt a warm, wet sensation on my forehead. The next thing I know, she was kissing my forehead.
"Wh-what what d-do you think y-you're d-d-doing..?!"
She pulled away as I was struggling
"Kissing your forehead?"
"You don't get it, baka!"
She frowned and sat down on one of the chairs
"If I don't get it, aren't you supposed to teach me what it means?"
"You're supposed to get it yourself!"
She raised an eyebrow and had a look of confusion
"I... still don't get it."
Jeez, this girl is hopeless. As I was about to reply, a loud banging sound was sent flying to my ears
"FBI, here. Please open the door at this moment."
Holy freakin' rainbows, I forgot I called FBI! I shifted my attention at Yuki who was just yawning and acting nonchalantly.
"Hey, you! Go hide somewhere..!"
She looked at me and shrugged. She stood up and sat down at the farthest corner. I think I may have face-palmed myself to hard now. Suddenly, the door broke down revealing a bunch of men in black suits
"Watanabe-sama, what might be the problem? A criminal? A rapist?"
"Err..."
Some of the men went about the room and scanned thoroughly. I looked at Yuki but she was perfectly fine. Sitting on one of the couches with her arms crossed.
"Eh?"
If it were possible, my eyes would've popped out of its sockets already. How could they not see her?! She's over there! Are these people blind or what?! Or am I hallucinating?!
"Ha, security here on Earth suck balls."
She yawned and laid on her back
"Watanabe-sama..?"
Almost forgetting this man, I laughed sheepishly.
I'm sorry, FBI-san. My uhh... nephew! Right, nephew! My nephew prank called the lobby and it seems that he asked for FBI. I deeply apologize."
I bowed down firmly as I hear Yuki chuckling
"Your nephew is 3 years old, Mayu."
Praise who ever is up there for I'm the only one who can hear this crying Llama!
"I see. Gang, round up. It has been a mistake."
The men got out quickly
"We shall take our leave now, Watanabe-sama."
"Alright. Have a good day!"
He left and shut the door tightly. I glared at Yuki who was grinning so widely
"Fuck you, Yuki."
"Atatatat! Watch your mouth there, little one. But anyway, I'm free. I just need a bed. Oh, if you want, we can do it on the couch. Do you have that eggplant shaped vibrat--"
My eyes widened as she joked around. Who am I kidding, is she even joking?! I covered her mouth before someone could hear her
"Shut up, you pervert!"
Suddenly, I felt my arm shift and the next second, she was the one covering my mouth
"You think I'm joking? ... I'm not."
I blushed and I could feel my body getting hot
"I know it's wrong here for girl love in Earth but... what if I tell you I'm actually a man who's disguised as a woman?"
What?! She's a man?! That's unbelievable! Please say no! She's already a woman, I'm trying so hard not to melt! How much more if she was a man?!
"Yow wa mwan?!" (You're a man?!)
She chuckled and moved her hand from my mouth to cover my eyes. I could constantly feel her hand growing larger and larger until it has stopped growing. She took her hands off and my mouth was left agape
"I'm not. But I'm willing to change for you if it means scoring more good points."
A SHE was now a HE. From hair that's raven, long, straight yet curvy to hair that's messy but sexy. From a slim waist to a well-toned stomach. Everything changed except for those mesmerizing black orbs that captured my soul. I feel like I'm melting already..
"I don't k-know what to do..!"
She-- He smirked and captured my lips into a rough and forced kiss. I was surprised at first but, even though it's rough, his lips is my new favorite flavor now. I wish they had ice cream flavor of it. Who am I kidding?! I'm supposed to be this girl who's gonna be chased by a goddess-god, I mean. Argh! I push him away and slapped his face. Oh my god, I didn't mean to do that! Bad hand! After that slap, he looked at me in hurt and disbelief
"S-sorry! I didn't mean to!"
He sighed and took a step back
"This is never going to work. I may not be human, but I have feelings too..."
"I said I'm sorry..."
"Whatever."
He turned away and was going for the door. Oh my god, don't do this to me, Yuki. You are not leaving me! You're taking responsibility for making me fall!
"Yuki, wait!"
I hugged him and he stopped.
"You know, you can always say that you don't want to do 'it' yet."
"You would've known better! I'm 18 years old! You're insane!"
"Only humans go insane."
He turned around and held my hands
"So, do you want me as a man or a woman?"
I looked away and blushed
"You're sexy like this... but I like the original Yuki."
He smirked and hugged me. He could be the perfect boyfriend. He sighed and kissed my forehead
"Let me stay as Yuki-dude for awhile. No one would want to steal you from me, then."
"Then, be it."
I wish I could stop time and stay like this forever and ever.
------- To be Continued... -------
Please don't kill me for Yuki-dudette gets more screen time than Yuki-dude.