Another day at H!P

[Mikan]

hahahahah!Im trying to imagine what they could get up to with shopping carts and honestly Im a little afraid.

I've hit a few cars myself but never managed to dent it. Must be because of Rika's over solid head

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"Guys! Guys?" Aya was frantically looking around at the girls. "Is this really such a good idea? I mean-"
She stopped talking when Kaori and Nacchi looked over at her. Kaori and Nacchi were both proudly wearing crowns. Kaori's was tipped over to one side. Aya stared back at them.
"Surely you two can't....I mean... This.. Somebody is going to get hurt!"
"You know" Kaori began Looking off into the distance. "I always hated you"
Aya was shocked, and her facial expression showed it.
"I did too." Said Nacchi, in agreement.
Kaori crossed her arms and looked over at Nacchi.
"Why'd you hate her?"
"Because, she just comes right on in. Solo career. Come on! I was the face of Morning Musume, I was supposed to be THE one.Then what? I leave and fall flat on my absolutely adorable face while this one over here just keeps" Nacchi stopped.
"Wait, why did you hate her?"
"Cause she never goes with the flow. Even now. She's always trying to resist the insanity, you just need to open up your arms ,space out, and accept it."
Nacchi scratched her head and looked down at the ground.
"I totally knew that was why you didn't like her. I don't like her for the same reason. I was just trying to be funny. You know... a joke. But no one got it. He he he. You guys a, thought I was serious didn't you?"
Both of the girls looked at her.
"I.. I thought it was funny."
Miki's voice came in over the crowd.
"Everybody ready?!"
Aya looked around.
"No! No! Miki Fujimoto you put that whistle down right now! Do not start this race TAN!"

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"No! No! Miki Fujimoto you put that whistle down right now! Do not start this race TAN!"
Miki looked over at Aya. They stared at each other for a few seconds.
"Okay so like I was saying, down and back. Anything goes. You need to round the street lamp at the end of the block" She pointed over to it. " and then pass the line. The first team to cross the line wins."
"What'do we win?" Mai asked.
"Uh" Fujimoto looked around.
"A slurpee!" Tsuji yelled.
"And uh" Yuuko looked around, and pointed across the street to a blue bike chained to a post. "That bike!"
"But that bike isn't ours" Makoto began.
"It will be if you win!" Yuuko concluded.
"Alright, racers line up!" Miki yelled.

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"Alright, racers line up!" Miki yelled.
With that the spectators moved back. The girls took their shopping carts and made a line in the parking lot. It was simple. Two girls, one shopping cart. One would be the runner, one the person inside the cart. There were two basic approaches. Before the race starts, have the rider inside the cart. Or have both girls run and then the rider get in the car on the go. Once off and running, the runner jumps up onto the bar that runs across the bottom of the cart.  Erika and Mai were the only team to try the second strategy. Asami and Miuna were the last team on the left end. Asami was the runner and Miuna was all ready to go in the cart. Her arms held onto the side of the cart. Next to them Yossie and Makoto. They were still deciding on a runner.  Mari and Korenaga were next in the starting line. Korenaga was normal. So this whole competion seemed a little bizare to her. But it was a competion, and competion was one thing Korenaga took to a whole new level. She looked at the other teams. She was lucky, Mari was tiny, and probably wheighed less than most of the other girls. She never raced a shopping cart before, but she figured lighter goes faster. She was however, off. The heavier the team, the quicker they could make it down. The road was at a slight incline. The heavier the team the more they could lean forward and gain speed. Of course the slight incline might affect the heavy teams on the way back up. At the end of the line Yui had gotten into the cart.
"Wait wait wait!" Yui said. She adjusted her bra while sitting inside the cart. When she was done she tapped them twice.
"I'm ready!"
Seeing this display Yuuko was reminded of herself and Shinoda Miho, who did the same thing on countless Utaban appearances. She smiled to herslef. Maybe there is hope for these new girls she thought.
Mari adjusted her headband, and put on gogles that where in one of Saito's random bags. Miuna streched her neck.
Fujimoto shook the canister. She crouched low to the ground and ran infront of the racers. She left a yellow line  on the pavement.
"Start and finish. First team to cross it." She said, moving inbetween Makoto/Yossie and Kore/Mari.
"On your marks, get set, GO!" Fujimoto blew the whistle, and the girls took off.

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Sometimes in Hello!Pro it didn't matter if you were the one actually involved in the activity or not. All the girls were competitve, and rules were broken, added, and modified to their liking. For instance, durring the cart race, the so called "spectators" decided to get in on the action themselves. Some swayed the race in favor of girls in their group, or ones they liked, others just did anything they felt like.

The girls got off to a good start. Everyone was looking strong. Well, as strong as they could look for being drunk. Mari was vigurously pointing in the direction of the lamp yelling "GO!GO!GO!". She even slapped the side of the cart, like a rider kicks his horse. Erika was runnig full speed. Mai was holding the side of the cart running with her. But things got bad real fast when Mai tried to get in the cart. She was having difficulty trying to get in on the run, and her long legs weren't helping her. Erika and Mai were still at a dead sprint with the cart, cursing as loud as they could.
"Shit! Shit! Shit!" Mai was trying desperately to get in.
Back in the crowd Aya was still having trouble going with the flow.
Yuuko looked over at her.
"Shoe"
"What?"
"Give me your shoe"
"Why"
"To make things a little more interesting."
Aya complied. Mostly from fear.
Yuuko. The wind up. The pitch.
"Ow! Mother Fu-" a car horn beeped in the distance. "-ng son of a bitch!"
Strike!
In Yossie's cart, Makoto was grabbing onto her head.
'You know' Miki thought to herself 'screw futsal and kickbase. With all the throwing going on around here we should totally play baseball.'
Looking back on the past 7 days. It was true. Things were being thrown constantly.
The racers kept going. It was only a few seconds into the race. Asami's team was quickly approaching one of those stips in the middle of parking lots. The ones that have the curbs, usually some grass or dirt inside them. But they weren't stopping. They kept going full speed ahead. Asami and Miuna were both thinking the same thing 'go for glory'. Both knew what would happen in the coming seconds. But there was no backing down. Asami crouched down on the back on the shopping cart, and Miuna gripped onto the sides tighter.
BAM.
The shopping cart made an odd sound as it hit the cement. The two front wheels hit causing the back end of the cart to come up in the air. Miuna, after being thrown from the cart, managed to tumble, while Asami was launched up and over it. She came to a rolling stop a few feet away from her. Legs sticking up in the air, hanging there for a few seconds, and then hitting the ground with a cloud of dust. The crowd responded imediately, some laughing and some yelling 'ooooucchhh'
Back in the race Mai was still trying to get inside the cart.  Just then, Erika lost control and the cart swerved in front of Mai. Mai was still trying to get in the cart when she slamed into it. Erika fell to the ground, and Mai hitting the side of the cart caused it to turn over and Mai go up on top of it and then back onto the ground.  The girls and the cart skidded to a halt.Part of her long legs still rested on the cart as she gripped her sides.
"bad idea bad idea"
Only Korenaga/Mari, Inaba/Yui, and Yossie/Makoto were left now. The teams were relatively close. First place would be decided on the turn around the street light. Korenaga, not familiar with the finer points of shopping cart racing, did not know how well a cart could turn. She came in close to the light, and slamed her weight down on her heels. If she were on a tiled or wood surface it probably would have worked much better. The pavement though, with her sudden shift caused the cart to spin more than she would have liked. She kept spining trying to regain control, while Makoto and Yossie tried to make the turn next. They managed to do it quite well. But Yossie couldn't straighten in out after that, and ran them right into a curb. The handle went right into Yossie's ribs as she slamed into it. By this time Asami/Miuna and Erika/Mai were on their way. Inaba and Yui managed to round the corner fantastically. It would have been smooth sailing into first place had they not hit Kore and Mari's cart on the side. Asami and Miuna tried rounding the turn with little speed. Soon Erika and Mai were there and the teams got stuck. Further up the road, Yossie had managed to get them back on the street and was hauling ass. Mari and Yui were fighting with each other from the carts, shoving both the carts and each other. Mari finaly managed to give Yui a good shove, that sent her into the opposite side of the cart, throwing off Inaba's balance.
"HA! HA!" Mari yelled triumphantly, and then turned her veiw back onto the road. Her expresion suddenly changed as she realized what was about to happen. Korenaga was so focused on keeping balance that she completely ingnored the pothole.
Bam.
Actually more of a crash with a thud and some yelling.
From the ground Mari looked up, stuck out one hand and yelled in over dramatice movie fashion 'NOOOO!!!" as Yossie and Makoto claimed first place.

[asheravel]

Woohhoo! who's gonna win ? =D

Edit* okay after i posted that question you just posted another chapter LOL

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The crowd was celebrating the Kana group cup of shop cart racing. Yui, Aya, Miki, and Mari went to get the bike. While Miki was attacking the chain with cutters, she, along with everone else heard it. The sirens.
"Oh No! It's the fuzz!" Tsuji yelled.
"Everybody move!" Yuuko shouted.
The girls spread out, some jumped in their vans. The cop car came to a screeching hault infront of the girls next to the bike. Who had nowhere to run to. The officers stepped out of the car.
"Evening officers." Mari said, trying to be cool, calm, and collected.
Miki shoved the wire cutters into Aya's back, trying to hide them
"Ah" Aya let out a yell as Miki used more force than necessary. "Ahhis there something we can help you with?"
The officers gave her questioning looks.
"We got a call from the worker in that store. Said some girls were causing a disturbance out here. Vandilizing and abusing store property."
Miki sutbly looked down at her hand. Shit, she'd be caught yellow handed if they checked.
"Hmph. I don't know officer thats ridiculous, we wouldn't" Mari began. She stopped talking when she followed the officers glances to the street. Two shopping carts were laying down at the streetlight, the others were scattered, with Yui's and Inaba's flipped upside down, one wheel gone, the rest still spining. They needed to do something.
"Um we were just having difficultly trying to get the bike."
"this your bike?" The one officer asked.
Mari elbowed Yui. She caught on suprisingly quick after that.
"No. It's mine." She said moving forward into her 'recieving stance' from hello morning. She barely caught herself and held back the 'kyu!!'.
"Oh, well.." The officier began. Works like a charm.
"Let's just see if we can help you girls out with this."
The officers went to work trying to get the bike. Behind them the various girls that had fled were stealthily making their way back to the vans. All except for Tsuji and Yuuko who stuck their heads out from behind a bush. Mari looked over, she saw Tsuji and Yuuko give a big thumbs up. She started to panic. She tried to get them to stop whatever they planned on doing. She shook her head back and forth and waved her arms in the air.The one officer looked at her.
"Are you alright?"
"Oh me? um uh it's just these bugs!" she continued swating at the imaginary insects. "Just all over the place." She gave the officer a nervous smile. They had this under control. But just as the officers freed the bike and handed it to Yui, Mari saw an object come flying through the air.
"Well, Thankyousomuch. It's really timewegetgoing!"
The girls followed her lead. As Miki and Aya speed walked past the officers Miki slid her hand around Aya's waist so the cutters were no longer behind her back. Just as the girls managed to get a few feet away, Erika and Yui's shopping cart wheel hit one officer right on the back. The girls heard the thud and tried to remain calm and they fled the scene.
"Go!Go!Go" Miki hissed.
The girls broke out into a run.

[len.chan]

first time posting here

"No! No! Miki Fujimoto you put that whistle down right now! Do not start this race TAN!"
Miki looked over at Aya. They stared at each other for a few seconds.
"Okay so like I was saying...

I reallyl can see Aya standing there, being ignored by her best friend XDXD
The whole thing is hilarios but the race is simply amazing

[black velvet]

I cracked up sooo hard over the cart racing! Freaking brilliant! (Haha, Kaori and Nacchi's "Reasons We Hate Aya" made me giggle lots. xD) Now, I'm wondering what will happen with the bike . . . ?

[asheravel]

buahahaha!!~ its the fuzz!! >__< omg so frikkin hilarious

[Sukoshi]

lol it's 4am and here I am trying my best not to burst out louding and waking everyone up  lol just too good~~

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Yuuko took off like a shot. She was proving that being 33 didn't mean being slow. Tsuji, one of the faster runners, was barely keeping up. The rest of the girls were making a mad dash for the vans.  Mari jumped through the open door of White's van and crashed onto the back seat. Yuuko was already in there looking back and forth from the police and the girls. She was panting slightly.
"Drive! Drive! Drive!"
"What about the others?!" Kaori yelled.
"We'll just have to move on without them. It's a shame, but it's a fact of life. Survival of the fittest. Now DRIVE!"
Yuuko delivered her diaolouge like a comander in a war film. Kaori looked like she couldn't even fathom leaving girls behind.
"Ah, who am I kidding. I don't care." The look vanished. The van took off.

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"AYA! MOVE!"
Aya was trying her best to run to the van. She couldn't believe that she, Matsuura Aya, was being chased by the police. She was fleeing the scene of a crime. She was an acessory to a crime. She liked accessories. But not this kind. She didn't cut through the chain, but now she was holding the cutter. She couldn't believe what was happening. As Fujimoto kept yelling for her to hurry up, she had a scary thought. The night had only begun. What the hell else could come next?
Aya started to run faster.

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Seeing Yui flee from the police was something else. Goto was pressed up against the window of the van. This was totally better than cable she thought to herself. Yui was running with the light blue bike they had stolen. All the while she was making ridiculous facial expressions and yelling at the top of her lungs. Goto heard Tsuji get into the van. She was panting. She started to say something, but then she caught sight of Yui outside the window.
"Wait" Tsuji said. "Why is Yui coming towards us?"
"Because "Goto began. But stoped. She didn't know why. How the hell did Yui end up here? The rest of blue wasn't here. Goto turned to look at Tsuji.
"I don't know why!"
By that time Yui had made it to the van. She jumped into the already crowded back seat. Goto and Tsuji looked over at her. She didn't acknowledge them. In the second seat Makoto was trying her damnest to piece this together. Yui tried to pull the bike in through the door. She wasn't doing too good of a job. After fumbling around for a few seconds, she had managed to get half of the bike into the van.
"go!" Goto yelled. The van took off. The police offivers were left in the paking lot.

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The police officers were left in the parking lot. The tall one put his hand on his head. They both looked at the van speeding off down the road. The wheel of the bicylce was spining from the wind. This isn't something you see everyday, huh?
The other officer cleared his throat. "I think it's best if we just don't file a report on this one."
"Yes, I agree."
The police officer watched as the van took a sharp right and went out of sight.
Seeing this he thought to himself. They're girls after all. How much trouble can they honestly get into?
More than he could ever know.

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Blue and Red had been at the club for quite a bit. Things continued on without the other groups. The drinking was going at a steady rate, for blue that was. The girls on red, not so much. Maeda continued to get wasted. While Eri and Sayumi were occasionally sipping from a fancy drink they had decided to share. Niigaki looked over at Takahashi.
"You know, you don't have to. You can drink if you want."
Takahashi, who was resting her head on her arm on the table, shifted and looked at Risa who was sitting next to her. She was sticking to her 'you can't drink so I won't' plan. But it was easy to see she was uncomfortable. Everyone else was drunk and Ai didn't really like to be odd girl out.
"No, that's okay."
"Seriously Ai, if you want to you can"
"But, you can't so, it's really no big deal"
"Honestly, you can. I really don't care."
Takahashi looked Risa up and down.
"Are you....sure?"
"Absolutely!"
"Really? Well, maybe just a couple..."
Risa had a smile on her face.
"Excellent, after that I'll have my chance, perfect."
"What?"
"Nothing Ai! I didn't say anything!"
"Oh! Okay then."

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The other groups joined Blue and Red at the club. Most went straight to business getting drinks. The last one through the door was Yui. Murata looked over at her.
"Where was she?"
"I dunno" Masae said, taking another sip of beer.
"Wasn't she with..."
"man, when the hell did we lose her?"
"I have no idea."
"At least we didn't have to go find her"
"yeah."
"Not like it matters if we did." Saito interjected. Before she could continue Reina started.
"No one even notices the other two that stand behind Rika so what the hells the differance anyway?" She was rolling 'r's like nobody's business and sliping in and out of dialect. Drunk Reina was brutally honest yankee Reina. The others shrugged. This was true.

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Tsuji and Mari were silently looking at a peaceful Fujimoto. A little while after they arrived, Miki had layed down on a couch, and hadn't gotten up since. The pair moved closer to her.
"Do you think we killed her?"
"The hotdog, you mean?" Mari asked.
"Yeah."
They moved in even closer to her.
"Maybe she's not dead."
"She looks dead."
"We killed her."
"Killed her dead."
By now they were only cenimeters/inches away from her face.
"She has really nice skin." Tsuji said, as the two stared at her.
"She does."
"But now she's dead."
"She is."
"The hotdog."
"Thats kinda lame way to go out."
"Devil got killed by a hotdog."
"Who knew."
"Devil can't eat hotdogs."
"Woulda given her a hotdog a long time ago."
"how could you even know that. They don't teach you in school that hotdogs kill Devils dead."
"even if they did, you never paid attention in school."
"She's dead."
"I'm not dead. I'm resting." Fujimoto opened one of her eyes. "And who are you calling Devil?"
Mari and Tsuji reflexively jumped back.

[black velvet]

"Ah, who am I kinding. I don't care." The look vanished. Tha van took off.

Kaori And, poor culprit Aya! lol

Seeing Yui flee from the police was something else. Goto was pressed up against the window of the van. This was totally better than cable she thought to herself.

x300

And, LOL @ the hotdog conversation.

[asheravel]

lols devil miki !! >.<