Another day at H!P

[erink]

The girls had been at it for over a half hour, when Korenaga walked by. She had heard the thuds, laughter, and yelling coming from the hallway but didn't bother to check it. She had been busy with a paper for one of her classes and figured it was best not to go investigate. She was right. As she walked past, Mari and Miki yelled for her to "come here!"
"Your turn" the other Miki said as she pushed Korenaga down into a chair Mari had placed next to her.
"Guys" She began her weak protest. She had to admit, it looked fun. It looked really fun. "I can't. I have to get to class."
"Nonsense! You know you wanna!" Yossie said.
"Yeah come on, all the cool kids are doing it." Miki added.
Someone has never truly experienced peer presure until they live and work with the girls of Hello! Pro. They could(and did) convince someone to eat a notebook, or set themselves on fire (cooking acident my ass Tsuji). It's not like they were even trying now, but Korenaga just didn't want them to contine, or who knows what she would agree too.
She smiled.
"Okay, one time!"
The girls cheered.
Korenaga sat down.
"Ready?" Yossie moved behind her.
"Yeah."
"1...2....3!"
Korenaga took off like a shot. She whized down the hallway. When suddenly....


Someone opened a door.

BAM.
The wheels of the chair hit to door causing the top to spin. Korenaga hit half her body off of the door before being thrown to the floor.
At the end of the the hallway, in perfect sync, the girls went "ohhhhhh" and grimaced.

[erink]

An oblivous Takahashi Ai walked out of her room. She steped over Korenaga who was still rolling around in pain on the floor. She looked to the girls at the one end of the hall.
"Have you guys seen Risa!?"
She yelled in a painiced voice as she made her way towards them.
"No" the group mumbled.
"Nobody's seen her since Kana!" She said, visably upset.
Takahashi took off down the hall.
"Wait! I'll come with you!" Makoto yelled.
As the girls watched the pair leave, Korenaga limped up to them, holding her side.
"Cafeteria?" Yossie suggested.
The girls agreed and they headed downstairs.

[erink]

Mostly everyone was in the cafeteria when Takahashi and Makoto returned. The girls were still peicing together a lot of Kana and they walked in just as Miki and Mari were in the middle of a heated argument.

"Why would you take a video of that!?" Miki bellowed.
"Beacause you were licking his face. It was funny!" Mari answered.
Both girls paused and there tone became softer.
"You wouldn't hapen to have a cut on your left leg would you?" Mari asked.
"...yeah. Yeah I do. How did you know that?"
"you know that big marble table?"
"yeah"
"you fell off it."
Miki sighed.
"from the licking to the porch that was like 15 minutes to me"
"It was four hours" said Mari.

"I'm just happy I didn't do anything stupid this year." Shibata annonced from her seat at one of the tables.
Murata contorted her face.
"Shibata....the trampoline?"
There was a long pause.
"Oh my god......Shit! Shit! Who saw that!?"

"Has anyone seen Risa?" Ai asked.
Everyone looked at her.
Various girls had given Takahashi the last time they saw her and things weren't looking to good.
"Well, one less I have to worry about." Miki stated.
Takahashi stared back at her with a shocked gaze.
"What? Don't give me that look. Gonna have to let me go solo if there's no group to be a part of. One less I have to 'take care of'."
"You really do that?" Nakazawa asked.
"Yeah, some people play sudoku, I stay up at night and plan a blody end for Japans top girl group. Such is life."

Nakazawa shrugged and nodded.
"No big deal. She'll be back soon enough."
"But we have rehearsals tonight, and filming tomorrow!" Takahashi protested.
"People go missing from Kana all the time. They come back though. They're like cats or something. No matter where you put them they eventually come back here."
"But it's already been two days!"
"Well if worst comes to worst we can just graduate her. That'll explain for the absence. I mean, we had to do it once before and it worked out fine."
"But I'm already graduating. In a few weeks." Makoto reminded her.
"And? We could just say we lied. Turns out were getting rid of eyebrows instead. It really doesn't matter in the long run. In fact it doesn't matter in the short one either. You're fifth gen."
Nakazawa clicked her tounge.
"This'll work itself out. I garentee it. And If it doesn't.....I'm not responsible for it. I told you after last year not to let her drink."

[erink]

Miki was walking down the hall with Aya. They were just in the middle of one of their little conversations when  Nacchi, Kaori, Kei, and Saito walked by. Miki excpected Aya to jump behind the potted plant, or hide behind Miki, or do something. What she didn't excpect was what happened.
"Whoo Aya!" Saito yelled.
"Heeeeyy!" Kei called out.
"aya!"
"Ayaya yeah yeah!!"
Aya threw her arms up in the air
"HEEEYY!!"
The girls swarmed around her, smiling and laughing.
"What are you doning later?"Saito asked.
Before she could respond Kei cut her off
"Make sure you call me if you wanna get some dinner!"
"Were working now, but we'll be sure to let you now if there's anything going on!" Nacchi said.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'll definately let you guys know what I'm up to tonight."
All of them were smilling and carrying on like they were in highschool.
Miki couldn't belive this. What the HELL, is this?
They kept going for a few minutes before they said their good-byes. Aya kept smiling and waving until they turned down the other hallway.
Miki was glaring at her.
"What was that? Weren't you just number one on Hello Pro's most hated?"
Aya's smile vanished and her eyes grew wide.
"Miki, I have no idea! They hated me at Kana, and then when they woke up the next week, it was like they didn't hate me! It's sssooo werid."
Miki tilted her head the the side.
"tan, do you know what happened?"
"I" Miki looked off into the distance trying to recall something that would illuminate the situation for them.
"I have absolutely no idea."
They both stood there in silence.
"Maybe it's all part of their plan. They probably still hate you and are just bideing their time. Keeping you off garud so you don't excpect it."
Aya weighed the value of the statement, and nodded.
She had said it, but even Miki didn't belive it.
"What the hell happened?"
Such a simple question that was so important.

[JFC]

Again, more great stuff! I can totally picture them doing all of this for some reason!

Someone opened a door.

BAM.
The wheels of the chair hit to door causing the top to spin. Korenaga hit half her body off of the door before being thrown to the floor.
At the end of the the hallway, in perfect sync, the girls went "ohhhhhh" and grimaced.

:ROTFLMAO:


I mean....

[Elle_Driver]

"I'm in Biyuuden."
Pause.
"I have nothing."
Pause.
"Can't I at least keep the bike."

Lmao, that was simply the best!

[rndmnwierd]

LO Fucking L. I have no words to describe how freaking funny this was, especially Yui and Tsuji! Where the hell did the last third of Biyuuden go?

[Tanachan]

BEST.FANFIC.EVER.PERIOD.(actually tied with Doki Doki)

[Sukoshi]

lol I have no idea how you do it erink but every chapter is more funny and impressive each time !  LOL i'm sure we can all fill a book with our favourite quotes from your story!

[Owaranai_sLaVe]

WOW... THis is my first fan fiction ever. And I just gotta say, I hope all fan fictions are like this! Really, I cant beleive it took someone to make me read this. IF I had known, I would have read this off the bat!

Its suspensful. And I gotta say, you got a way with your dialouges! Even though you left out some part of it, which left me blank (and reading over and over) atleast I got it later on

I especially love how you used certain everyday facts that fans know about the girls. But I think the funniest was Tsujis burn xD Ive never thought of it as anything other than a cooking accident till you mentioned it.

Really,GJ! I hope to read on

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS RISA?! (Drunk just got a whole new meaning.)
-Owaranai_sLaVe

YOMIKI AND CHARMIKITY FOR LIFE! (or... YoCharKi.... or Forever 21.. whatever )

[erink]

"We are totally screwed" Yossie hissed.
"This is bad." Rika concluded.
"The longer they yell at us the longer I have to wait to get dinner." Tsuji added.
"Suprisingly, I'm still not upset over this." Miki said quite cheerfully, her arms crossed.
Just then Takahashi spoke up
"Shouldn't you be thinking about Risa and not yourselves?!?"
The group of girls looked at her.
"She's obviously still quite emotional over all this." Miki stated.
"We have to be at rehearsals in 10 minutes. They're gonna find out we don't know where Risa is! This is going to be bad!"
"Hey, hey, my Takahashi's broken, she just keeps repeating the samething over and over again! Can I get a new one, leader?"
Yossie looked at Miki, trying not to laugh.
"Just keep your voice down, we might be able to make it through without her. And if they ask we can just tell them that she's sick or something."
"Well....I guess that could work." Takahashi agreed. "But the fact is she's still missing and I'm really worried."
"Why don't you call her cellphone?" Yossie offered.
"Ah, yeah, I'm sure she didn't think of that one two days ago." Miki said.
"Wow! That's such a good idea!"
"You're kidding me, right? You have to be kidding me." Miki said in disbelief.
Takahashi pulled out her phone and fumbled with the buttons. Soon a ringing sound filled the hallway. The girls all glanced around trying to locate the device.
Tsuji  calmly reached into her pocket.
"Hello?"
"Risa?"
"No"
Takahashi and Tsuji folded the phones closed and put them back in the pockets, almost in sync.
"Well, it was a nice idea" Rika stated, trying to bring up the mood.
Just then Nakazawa entered their veiw. She grabbed onto Miki's and Yossie's arms pulling the girls along.
"Meeting, come on. Move."
The group of girls followed after her.
"What for?" Yossie asked, concerened that no one seemed to take her leadership position seriously. She was always the last to know about meetings.
"I need to try and clean up your mess once again." Yuuko stated as she power walked down the hall, some of the girls struggling to keep up.

[rndmnwierd]

HAHAHA!

[erink]

Yuuko was seated at the head of the table at the in the conference room. Some other girls were seated at the table while others were standing.
"So obviously, we're going to have to tell management. And when I say we I mean you" Yuuko stated matter of factly.
The girls had tried for five minutes to get a solution to the Risa problem. Well, many solutions were offered, but not many that could be sold to management as truth.
"Speaking of management" Kaori said.
Morning Musume's manager could be seen making his way to the conference room through the glass walls.
He opened the door.
 He looked to the sides and stuck out his one hand searching for a chair.
"hmph. Never can find any chairs around here." He mumbled to himself.
Miki, Rika, Tsuji, Mari, and Yossie, looked at one another and tried to stiffle their laughter.
He stood looking straight at Nakazawa. She was seated in a large black leather chair, legs crossed, one hand resting on the table, gentle turning in the chair. She looked like something straight out of a ganster flick. He sivered unconsiously.
Yuuko cleared her throat.
"The reason we brought you here today is to discuss certain...issues."
"Like?" He asked cheerily.
"Due to circumstances beyond our control, we might have possibly misplaced a certain-" Yuuko was in the process of turning away from the glass wall when something caught her eye. A dazed a confused Risa walked steadily past the wall. She paused for a moment and then looked back the the manager.
"Where was I? Oh yes, umm single. I want one."
"Me too!" Nacchi yelled hopefully raising her hand in the air.
"But. I . I have no control over... I thought you wanted to...you said you misplaced some-"
Yuuko stood up from the chair slaming her hands down on the table.
"I don't want excuses, I want action DAMN IT!"
The girls filed out of the confernce room leaving the manager to figure what he would do about this single bussiness.

[erink]

The girls stood watching Risa. Her back was turned to them as she continued walking down the hallway. Imeadiately noticible was the fact the two yellow stripes covered the back of her red shirt. It looked as though she laid in the center of a freshly painted road(which as the girls would soon find out, she did.).
"Risa!!" Takahashi yelled.
She continued walking down the hall.
"One minute." Risa said, without turning around.
"We have rehersals so get moving!" Miki shouted.
"Well now that that problem is solved, we need to move onto the next one." Yossie said.
"Which would be?" Yuuko asked.
"Sayu locked herself in her room and refuses to come out."
'Again, I really don't see what's so bad about this either." Miki said. "It's all about perspective."
Yuuko shrugged.

[erink]

"Oi! Sayu!" Yossie leaned up against the wall, Eri across from her.. She wasn't getting anywhere fast.
Mari, who was going out to dinner with some of the other girls, looked at Yossie. She continued walking,
"I could go get the powersaw and have you in in under three minutes"
"Nah, one gaping hole is enough."
"Suit yourself."
Yossie looked at Eri.
"All yours." She turned away from the door so her back was flat against the wall.
"Sayu? It's Eri."
The door opened.

[erink]

Before Eri could say anything, she was attacked with questions.
"You didn't say anything did you?!"
"About wha-"
"You didn't tell them, right?
"I don'-"
"Do they know?"
"know what?!"
Sayu opened her eyes wide and looked back at Eri.
"That we had " Here she started to mouth out the rest of the sentece.
"That we had what?"
She repeated the last part.
"Rex? Who the hell is Rex? When did we have Rex?"
"Not Rex. We had" Sayu mumbled the last part of her sentence.
"For the love of god I don't know what you're saying!"
"sex. SEX. SEX. We had SEX!" Sayu was jumping up and down.
"Woah." Eri took a step back to avoid being hit durring Sayu's wild gesticulations.
"Gross.We didn't have sex." Eri calmly stated.
"Yes we did!"
"No, Sayu, we didn't."
"Yes! We did! We had sex! Sex, sex, sex, we had it!"
"You know Sayu, this is really why you should stop eating paper. You're halucinating."
"Durring Kana! I woke up naked in your room!"
"Sayu, you passed out! You were covered in dirt from when we went tobogganing. I tried to change them for you, put I ended up falling asleep. We didn't do anything!"
"We didn't?"
"No."
"Thank god!"
"What do you mean thank god!?"
Sayu stared back at her.
"We went tobogganing?"
"Yes. Well it wasn't really tobogganing per se, it was a few cardboard boxes and a hill, with no snow, cause it's August and all... It's how you got the cut on your back."
"Ah, I'm so glad! I thought I got it durring the....you know."
"Let's just go to rehersals and erase this conversation."
"Yeah. What conversation?"
"haha, good one Sayu."
"No, really which one? The tobogganing one or the-"
"You know, they are going to be angry if we hold them up. Let's just go."

[Tanachan]

"Yes. Well it wasn't really tobogganing per se, it was a few cardboard boxes and a hill, with no snow, cause it's August and all...

I'm gonna go try this like an idiot!

*goes outside with a cardboard box*

*rides down a 6 inch hill*

Whoo Do the Dew!

[rndmnwierd]

XDXD

Still, where is the Miyo?

[Mikan]

AWESOME UPDATE!!!
My first laugh out loud came with Yuuko and her quick cover up. I want a single and Nacchi following suit with a Me too!

Ah, the dangers of having Mari and a saw. Me thinks she might have been a termite or mole in a previous life...or just a nut ball that loves destruction.

Its winter soon so screw summer tobogganing Im doing the real thing...WITH BATH MATS! because we are too stingy to go out and get the real thing..oh well, bath mats are all good.

Eri and Sayu, lol priceless...Sayu always came across to me as a paper eating dits...and now I know Im not the only one

Miki is the icing on the cake. Ah, her commets are always a nice touch. like she said "Its all about perspective"

Ok, out of all the characters in the story you have written (and the way you write them) which one is you?

[cheesesticks]

This is my second LMAO of the day.

Yuko's cover up was genius, and so was the KameShige part. (HAHA Sayu eats paper =B)
IN FACT, this whole fic is a work of comic genius. I really can't stop laughing to tears reading all of it, especially that whole drunk Kana bit + things before and after it. Great job so far.