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[meowchi]

Kamei
   
  Kamei with her arms crossed, watches Saito give her speech to the crowd in front of Waco Bell.
   
  “ Now’s my chance!!! “ she cried as she clenches her fist.
   
  She starts to run when suddenly…
   
  ‘ Wait… waaait… ‘ she thought.
   
  ‘ Saito, in front of Waco Bell, who sells burritos.. burritos have beans… beans make you..… OH. MY. GOD. ‘
   
  :: Suspense music plays, DUN DUN DUN~~~~ as Kamei is realizes hard truth of what is about to happen ::
   
  “ I have to save these people! “ Kamei said as she watches the GATAS wotas jump up and down, while doing 360 twirls.
   
  Kamei climbs on top of a table.
   
  “ Everybody!! “ She screams.
   
  The crowd gives no reaction. With a deep sigh, Eri tries again.
   
  “ EVERYBODY!!! “ This time she screams at the top of her lungs.
   
  Still, no reaction. Kamei bit her lip in a rage.
   
  “ EVERYBODY!!! NAKED TAKAHASHI AI AT 6 O’CLOCK! “
   
  Everybody turns to face Eri. One dude even dropped his pants.

   
  “ Good! Got your attention! “ Kamei emphasis with hand gestures.
   
  “ Everyone HAS to clear away from the area now! Or, at least from Saito! … DO IT! “
   
  The fans, skeptical about Eri’s request don’t move a muscle.
   
  “ Why should we listen to you! “ A male fan wearing a Ishikawa jersey said. “ Your latest PB sucked!! “
   
  Without saying a word, Kamei jumps from the table to the male fans’ feet, and kicks him in the nads! He fell on his knees, clutching his crotch as he screamed a scream so high, the human ear wasn’t able to hear it. Out of the corner of her eye, she can see a ball-like object roll out of his pants.
   
  “ GET OUT OF HERE NOW! You guys know the a-bomb right? Well look! “ Kamei points at Saito who is watching in awe.






   
  “ Saito plus Burritos equals what!? DO THE MATH BITCHES! “
   
  In that dreaded moment, the crowed disperses in haste. The mothers picking up their children from their strollers, leaving it behind. The businessmen rushing out, leaving their suitcases. Even the ill-faded Ishikawa fan rushing out.. leaving his left nut. The crowd gets within a safe radius of the two girls, watching in anticipation.
   
  “ Stupid… Stupid! I told them to leave… “ Kamei said eyeing them. Her gaze returns to Saito, waiting for her reply...

:: Matrix theme starts playing ::

[Daisukirika]

(Okamura) :

 ::::Walks into the shopping mall hearing the Matrix theme going off::::

(Okamura): :

:::Is dress in sunglasses and a white shirt like the asian guy from the matrix::::

(Okamura): ::: Sees a battle torn Konkon::::

(Okamura): ::: Notices Kamei and Saito across from each other::::

(Okamura): OI!!! What is going on here!! I wanted to get some Waco Bell where is everyone???

(Okamura):  

::: not getting an answer right away he decides to do something about it....He ninja kicks a shoe over at Kamei and another one at Saito, then throws a big stick at Konkon:::::

(Okamura): Stupid kids never talking when I want them too.

(Okamura): ::: Turns to leave:::

[daigong]

SAITO

You like that? I taught Rika how to bend it like Beckham. Thanks everyone!! YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE M....!!

:: watches the ball fly over the heads of screaming fans as they run for their lives ::

.......HUH?? What the H, E, Double Hockey Sticks is going on here??

:: Her head zips and focuses on Kamei on standing on the table yelling "Get the fuck out bitch!" ::

:: A dude turns around, "Saito YOU SUCK! There's a thin line between fries and shakes!!" ::

WELL I don't need you fans!! I got plenty more I can pay...ERRR...get!! Watch, I'll make the next GATAS squad and score goals! And then you'll be BEGGING me for my autograph! And guess what? I ain't giving you none! I ain't giving you my UFA photo, my used thong! If you want one, YOU GOTS to go thru me!!


YOU CUT OFF!! YOU CUT OFF!!

:: Konno and Sayumi watch in disbelief ::

Saito got it on lockdown! I'm SAITO AROUND HERE!! Everyone knows I'm a great singer and futsal player! GRRRRR!! Who needs em! My "fanbase" ... KAMEI!! AGAIN!!

:: Saito throws down the half burrito that's left on her tray and sprints towards KAMEI in a slow blurry motion...the theme music gets faster and faster... ::

ACK!!!!

:: Suddenly a shoe flies into Saito's face, her face rippling from the impact as it caves her grill ....she falls back in slowmotion, shoulders lurching...she falls to the ground ... ASS FIRST!! ::


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina and Megumi made it to the mall, not noticing the "explosion" at the food court.

"So, where are we shopping at first?" She asked her lover.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

"Hmmm, how about we just walk around and see what store we might want to check out."

Megumi only barely notices that there seems to be a commotion going on somewhere, but she doesn't pay it no mind.

"You know what, lets find an ice cream place, I could really go for some ice cream right about now."

With that, Megumi and Reina go looking for and ice cream store.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina held Megumi's hand and walked towards an ice cream shop.

When they found one, they walked in and went up to the counter.

"Are we sharing something again?" She asked.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

"Sure.....how about a banana split, a real good one."

"Lets see, I'd like a scoop of Rocky Road with it, but what else."

"Pick what flavor you like, Reina."

Megumi brings Reina's hand up and kisses her hand.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina giggled when her hand was kissed and looked at the menu.

Reina smiled and said, "Hmm.... I think I'll take cookies and cream."

[RatBastich]

Megumi

"Good choice, Reina Love, and for the last scoop how about strawberry."

They order their banana split with plenty of cherry's and whipped creme on top.

Getting their order, they sat down and start to dig in, enjoying what they ordered.

Megumi spoons some creme on her tongue and leans over to Reina, offering her tongue and putting a cherry on the tip of her tongue.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina giggled and took the cherry and whipped cream from her sexy lover's mouth. She winked and ate it.

Reina did the exact same thing, balancing the cherry on her tongue and gives it to Megumi.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Smiling after Reina took the cherry and slurped the creme off her tongue, Megumi then sees Reina do the exact same thing.

Smiling more, Megumi opens her mouth and sucks Reina's tongue in, taking the cherry and the creme and tongueing with Reina.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina moved her tongue in Megumi's mouth, exploring it madly.

She stopped tonguing with Megumi and started digging into the ice cream. She got some on her spoon and fed it to Megumi.

[Jabronisaur]

Konno


With a blur of motion, Konno whiped through the crowd, barely aware that her friend was cheering her on. But after a few more pervs hit the pavement, she realized the crowd was chanting and slowly shambling off in a zombified manner. They began to walk right past her, ignoring the smacks from her stick and were chanting: "Saito...". Before long she stood alone in the alley, even Eri had rushed passed her after the mob.
Konkon started to feel woozy. Her head got all fuzzy and the world looked a little more blurry. An errant stick from out of nowhere bonked her on the head and fshe ell to the ground in a funky slow motion. As blackness fell over her eyes and brain she thought she heard Kamei's voice crying out, pleading. Then seconds later the explosion...and unconciousness.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Megumi ate up the ice cream Reina spooned for her.

She then spooned some for Reina. holding the spoon out for her.

"Right back atcha, Babe."

Megumi winks and smiles at Reina.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina ate the ice cream and giggled a little.

"This is good." She said, giggling and continuing to eat her ice cream.

[RatBastich]

Megumi

As they continue eating their banana split, Megumi and Reina keep feeding each other spoonfuls of ice cream.

Megumi then puts some creme on her lips and leans over to Reina, making her lips look funny in an puckered up kiss.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina giggled and kissed her creamy lips. She smiled and finished part of the sundae.

Sees that there's only a little bit left, she smiled at Megumi and asked, "You think after you finish, we could go back to the dorm?"

[RatBastich]

Megumi

Spooning up the last of the sundae, Megumi smiles and winks at Reina.

"Sure, lets head back to the dorm, my sweet Reina."

"As much as I love wearing this leather mini, I think its time to get out of these clothes and into a shower."

Megumi and Reina get up and begin to make their way out of the mall.

Megumi thought she heard something, so she looked in the general direction of the food court, but couldn't really make anything out.

Shrugging, she holds Reina's hand and they leave the mall to get back to the dorms and their room.

[Mayo]

Reina

Reina smiled and held her hand as they walked back to the dorm.

[meowchi]

Kamei

Kamei watched in slow motion as Saito fell straight on her ass.

:: Camera zooms in on Kameis lips in super slow motion ::

Kamei’s lips : [slow motion and silence]” Oh~~~ Fuuuudddg- “ [/slow motion][/COLOR]

KABOOM~~!!

The explosion knocked Kamei and Konno back a few feet. Grown men were heard, screaming like little girls as they ran from the blast radius.

Through the ashes and dust, Kamei closed her eyes tightly as the vague heat from the explosion stung her eyes. Trails of whirlwinds blew her long black hair as she struggled to gain her composure.



“ Son of a monkey! “ Kamei said as she started doing Karate punches in the air for no apparent reason. Her eyes were still closed.

:: SMACK!!! ::

Kamei accidentally bops Konno in the head, knocking her out. During a brief clearing, she managed to get one of her eyes open. Though it was still hard to see in the distance, she could see Konno, unconscious at Kamei’s feet.

“ Asami-chan! Asami-chan! “ Kamei said as she shakes Konno, trying to wake her up.

Nothing. Kamei tries to pick up Konno, but she can’t. She spots a Ghetto-mart shopping cart nearby, and manages to dump Konno in that. As she starts pushing the cart she realizes it was missing one wheel and it smelled like malt liquor (not that she knows what malt liquor smells like).

“ Ugh… I have to get her back to the dorms.. I’ll deal with Saito later. She won’t get away with this… Again! DO YOU HEAR ME SAITO!! NEVER AGAIN~!! …God I feel like a B-movie villain. “

Kamei rides off disappearing in the mist, with the squeaky cart struggling to ride on.

-- to the dorms --