SAITO
Saito woke up in a daze. Her ass, massively bruised as if a thousand kendo sticks had beaten it like a WacArnold's employee would do to the egg product in an Egg WacMuffin. The impact of the fart had completely tore up her asshole, she could barely stand up. She could even feel pieces of doo doo around her.
Ohhhh...my ass. Where am I?? What happened??
:: Saito looks around. The explosion had took out half the food court, there was crying babies, and police tape
EVERYWHERE. She turns her head... ::
CAMERA ZIPS TOWARDS WHAT IS LEFT OF WACO BELL.There are detectives putting hand cuffs on the same Pinoy whom she flirted with earlier. "Yer going away for a long time JFC!! Thought you'd get away with putting
Anal Ipecac in the beef mix, eh!! Take em away Tubbs!"
So that's it...Saito grabs her stomach at the thought of all the burritos she ate. Why the fuck would make him do that? **(see note below)
FLASHBACK AT KAMEI SCREAMING AT THE CROWD TO GET THE FUCK OUT:: Saito's eyes bulged like the ORLY owl ::
GRRRRRRROWWWLL!!! I KNEW IT!! IT WAS KAMEI AGAIN!!
* Suddenly 1 and 1 and 1 equals 4...as her mind calculated the obvious set up by her nemesis...in order to get wotas cheering for Metro Rabbits, Kamei must've sabotaged the Waco Bell burritos so I'd make a fool out of myself *AGAIN* and give the well-established GATAS a bad name!! *
Well, I ain't taking this SMEAR CAMPAIGN no more!! You messed with the wrong bitch!! I'm SAITO!! And when you mess with me!! YOU GOTS TO FLEE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
"Mommy, I'm scared!!"
:: Saito looked down at a lil kid gripping her parent tightly ::
"Don't talk to the hobos shirenu!!" as the mother grabbed the kid and made for the exits.
:: Saito never does get the last laugh....embarrassed by a 2 year old, she headed for the exits...to the parking lot, she needed a ride ::
YOU!!
:: Saito yells at a pizza delivery boy on a scooter ::
"Huh??"
:: before the pizza boy could turn around, Saito whipped out her two Taiko sticks, the same ones she trained with Goto Maki for her concert ::
BADAP!! BADAP!!:: The pizza boy was beat in pure double olisi style as Saito guffawed at the pile of blood that was the pizza boy. ::
Now it's time for some FREEEAAKIN PAYBACK!!
:: Saito started the scooter and zooomed
TOWARDS THE METRO RABBITS FIELD!!!! ::
** daigong's note: The Pinoy Prankster was actually an actor for the stunt/prank show "JPHIP'd JACKASS" - the entire scene was filmed for the TV show. The detectives themselves were actors.